Logdotzip – Translating Minecraft into Chinese & then back to English

What’s up guys you’re in for a treat today we took the english version of minecraft translated it into chinese and then took that and translated it back into english and it made for some of the funniest new minecraft item names block names and mob names i’ve ever seen i was

Originally inspired by my friend phoenix sc who made a video titled putting minecraft through google translate and that video is hilarious you should check that one out as well but for now we show you what it looks like going to chinese and then back to english there are some

Seriously funny names in here all right so we’re here in game right now with the translations already put into place and we’re gonna be looking at a bunch of different blocks mobs items etc that have seen their names translated and i already had a peek at a couple i

Actually haven’t looked at any in these chests ethan put together today’s world thank you very much for that ethan but i did peek at a few of them in the wood block section and i gotta say he’s gonna be really funny let’s start with some of these spruce board what you’re looking

At right now is on top there the actual translated from english to chinese back to english and then that darker gray text underneath that’s the actual name so at any time you’ll be able to compare the two some of these are a little more innocent than others but some of them

Get really funny like jungle boar randomly now it’s all lower case there’s weird differences but here’s one p off birch piaf birch is normally called stripped birchwood so i don’t know exactly what happened with the translation there but it’s weird even moving to the other strip logs the the

Name changes again like rel black oak i don’t know what that even means but we’ve got peel of jungle wood peeling acacia these are all the same block types just different types of wood peeling oak and then peeled spruce so when it went through the translator it

Couldn’t make its mind we’ve got acacia board here instead of acacia slab the jungle wood nice black oak instead of dark oak we’ve got peeled birch logs peeling peeled peeling peel it just it gets better and better we’ve got stone blocks over here now let’s see what we

Have here ancient rock plate instead of andesite slab ancient rock plate rock stairs ancient rock bedrock is foundry okay i don’t get it black obsidian instead of just regular obsidian got coal mine gold mine color is the coal mine fantastic void quartz ore instead of nether this is black terracotta warriors black

Terracotta warriors why what is what what part is translating to warriors from terra cotta it looks like they just added that in magenta terracotta warriors orange terracotta cut red sandstone contoured sandstone boards quartz plate so sometimes slab becomes plate sometimes it becomes bored it’s really weird let’s try some other blocks

Though huh red hair red hair wool is hair and black hair okay how about the sea lantern sea light pumpkin carving pumpkin what about coral jorn jorn i like that word chore in the coral block rough dirt instead of coarse dirt void something block i don’t know how to say

That one void brick boyd brook stairs void so nether becomes void in this for some reason that’s it’s really odd what else we got we’ve got decorative blocks now okay so we’ve got random over here okay okay so this is stained glass orange stained glass window infected stone instead of infested stone infected

Stone masonry grass road infected pebbles sea kimchi pickle becomes kimchi that’s awesome high grass okay grape vine is grape well i heard it through the grapevine i suppose that makes sense uh project framework instead of item frame okay i guess that makes a little bit of sense hold on though i just heard

Our boy the wandering traitor let me see what his trades look like really quick he’s gonna sell us emerald white tulip black dye kane dark oak ice block okay so those didn’t really change that much interesting faucet dragon’s head is a faucet for some reason why how oh something skull sure

Withered skull spruce logo wilted rose the leaves of the jungle the leaves of the jungle fancy iron rod chorus factory why i don’t get that one white flag light blue glazed terracotta warriors slim block slim block instead of slime block dude come on this is comedy gold

Spiderweb for cobweb and chest for chest interesting i wonder so it’s called chest in here what about this what if we did this this guy put me up to it seriously okay how about we move on huh redstone can you guys go away already redstone okay we got ourselves red rock dust okay

Red rock so redstone is now red rocks lay shadow torch what does that mean lay shadow torch okay attention block for the note block pay attention it’s time for music water dispenser dispensers now water dispenser there’s no differentiation the tripper dropper could you imagine if everything was

Called that the dripper map welcome to the dripper job is to make it all the way to the bottom of the drip redstone light we’ve got trap trap chest just becomes trapped leverage for lever stone press board okay how about podium that’s good lectern podium spruce plate birch platen

All the different pressure plates have different names press board platen plate door is shachanmen the gate of jungle the gate of the jungle an iron gate i like how jungle gets its own every time of the jungle the gate of the jungle the leaves of the jungle it’s

The best we’ve got some transportation blocks over here almost all of these translated properly apparently so we’ve got a case of ship and black oak boat we’ve got carrot stick instead of carrot on a stick power railway yeah that makes sense you got all the crazy actually i

Think that’s japan but anyways they probably have railroads over there detector track okay yeah i’d agree pretty normal let’s check out the food though hold on it’s a spider eye the eye of the spider it’s the eye of spider it’s the raleigh mutton raw lamb i guess

That makes sense cook lamb cooked mutton did y’all like my music man thanks born rabbit born rabbit well it looks like this rabbit has was born a little bit ago and you know has maybe seen better days he’s dead now he’s not a born rabbit it’s a dead rabbit raw squid

This is probably my favorite one raw squid for the salmon come on cook squid for cooked cod so so raw squid salmon and then the cooked squid is a completely different fish okay chyna that’s no that’s fine how about a puffer fish blowfish okay that’s close rotten

Flesh is rotten meat and then a golden apple is magic golden apple oh it’s the enchanted gold now but there is a difference between those two yo i’m all about this raw squid though with salmon oh right we gotta check out these ones crafting blocks bonfire and close enough

Mason okay that makes sense home stone that’s a home stone making a chart all right sure we’ll go with it bucket a barrel a barrel as a bucket this just didn’t everybody i don’t know if you realized that okay injured anvil make a table make a table

Simple and the stove well that one makes sense sure sure whatever we got tools over here let’s see the difference here here’s some enchantments so magic book temptation three i don’t even know what originally the enchantment is here temptation three the touch of silk yes everything seems fancy here when we

Translate this to chinese patches what is that what could that be mending it’s either mending or it’s uh thorns the curse of disappearance so sad hate when that happens marine luck three what is that one unbreakable three instead of unbreaking okay well that one makes sense some of

Them it’s hard to tell let’s try some items wouldn’t that iron shovel iron shovel for the iron pickaxe golden dragonfly what diamond what the axe axe dude why oh man i swear i haven’t seen any of these before these are hilarious scissors for the shears i’m so excited

To look through these wood shovel regular old iron shovel is shovel and then iron pickaxe is iron shovel mututu okay stone head iron taro diamond taro leadership oh man guys this is so funny let me know in the comment section what other languages we should translate to i think

This could be really funny battle okay hold on a second there’s weapons armor and other sword of diamonds ready for battle yeah it’s good i don’t know how to pronounce that one that’s fine though we’ve got lock armor for chainmail iron breastplate sure it’s old language shouts out to the double chest from

Before gold rest plate diamond breastplate we’ve got spectrum arrow that sounds like an internet service provider and the immortal totem kind of like that more than the total of undying let’s check out some enchantments though more of them huh perforation 4 fast charging that’s probably quick charge

Rapid three oh i don’t know between these two i don’t know what you could be puncture five that must be impaling we’ve got unlimited unlimited that one must be infinity okay boot boot i’m gonna add the boot enchantment to my boots fire four explosion proof four breathing three good movie repel two and

Plunder three plunder even even the chinese appreciate a good pirate reference we got some potion arrows here fast arrow slow arrow the arrow that slowly falls sounds like an ancient poem of some sort arrow of power arrow of damage the arrow of breathing of water sure the air of the turtle master and

The invisible arrow well i can very much see you so you might want to work on that only a couple more chests here we’ve got brewing up next let’s see some of these potions the potion of cockroaches why awkward delay potion we’ve got living water bottle thank goodness i

Thought i was worried about dealing with some undead water bottles y’all hear that speaking of undead you’re a zombie anyways permanent potion permanent permanent power potion splashing potion water respiratory fireproof permanent anti-fire we’ve got painkiller oh my gosh i might need a couple of these after looking at this texture pack for

Long enough we’ve got splash potion treatment all right therapeutic potion look these are all the same potion type and all the names are changing drastically therapeutic potion splash potion treatment and painkiller how about slow drop slow drop of potion slow drop of splash potion we’ve got luck syrup every single

One is different luck syrup mmm that sounds thick baby we got slow slow potion very slow injury potion the flavor of regeneration i wonder what flavor it is it looks like it could be grape perhaps we’ve got long lasting damage potion the turtle masters curse potion the charm of poison so charming

The potion of bouncing fast splash sounds like a ride at a water park and swift syrup not bad not my favorite you guys still got some good ones in there but i gotta say i gotta give a shout out to some of those other names and speaking of we’ve got other

Right here final section random beacon is lighthouse netherward is void there i don’t know what that is what about another brick void brick another star star of the sky nice that that’s i like the ring to that how about experience bottle enchantment they just got rid of

The o enchanting okay quartz void court what’s a fire charge firepower i have ender is the eye of ander i have ander oh anderman oh boy what about uncle man uh we’ve got banner mode spend how about an iron nugget iron block sure cane is sugar cane pipeline for conduit

Okay how about leather vest for horse armor okay sure rabbit skin gross music cd music cd okay it’s about time for some mobs though the wandering trader lays eggs the wandering traitor lays eggs maintainer spotting eggs okay cattle laying eggs that must be the cow spawn egg okay sheep egg hey puma

Spawning eggs for horse skeleton horse is a puma huh making eggs horses just making eggs parrot leg eggs chicken eggs downing spawning eggs wow new favorites i i gotta say i like making eggs these are all making eggs right here oh my gosh this has been the

Best translation i think i’ve ever seen a big shout out to phoenix sc for inspiring today’s video you should check out his where he also runs minecraft through a google translator shouts out to making a chart block as well as bucket yes this is a bucket for some

Reason and let us know in the comment section below what language we should translate into next we’ll see you later