Lost in Darkest Dungeon: Watch me fail!

All right and we are alive hey there everyone how’s it going it’s the demon here this time with some darkest dungeon I went ahead I I’ve never touched this game like ever I’ve seen o as a couple friends played on PC and I saw it on

Sale on the PlayStation so I figured why not looks interesting enough so I went ahead just complete I guess there’s three different campaigns I kind of just made a safe out just now and started it up you will arrive along the old road it winds with a troubling serpent-like suggestion through the corrupted

Countryside leading their own way I fear too evermore tenebrous places there is a sickness in the each of hidden cobbles of the old road and on its writhing paths he will face viciousness violence and perhaps other damnably transcendent terrorists so let’s deal yourself and remember there can be no bravery

Without madness the old road take it to hell but in that gaping of this we will find our redemption ha ok then the old road the stagecoach destroyed and the caretaker gone you will have to make the journey to the hamlet on foot ok well so

I know you know if what campaign I chose what determined difficulty so we’ll see on that one as well ok a matter of you you’re currently in a room to move towards another rune use right stick side destination on the map this will take you to the connecting hallway

Press circle button to close this window ok brigands have run up these lanes keep to the side path or the hallways the hedges move for preserver twist okay this match this the brutal fashion that all may hear of your arrival okay kill the enemy covers term based on

Your hero’s turn select a skill icon and then selecting target if you can’t slightly a particular skill is because that hero needs to be standing a different spot or there are no valid targets by the skill to see the requirements okay so open vein one melee Peterson chance Yeah sure let’s just do this again masterfully executed all right satyr I guess I will slightly a formation is broken maintain the offensive hey there alpha this it’s a interesting dungeon crawl type of game I’ve been wanting to play it for some time and I figured I’d stream it and we can

Experience this hell together ok he tried him if you take it will occupy space in your inventory hold l2 and use left stick to show details but items available to loot this works in your inventory too ok so gold ok each party member generally consumes one okay so back okay so it is

Okay so you hold l2 to kind of okay I mean this is the one that I told you was on sale that I impulse pot during that one sale like a month ago interactive objects curious while exploring you’ll often find interactive objects press cross button to investigate them with the active hero

Take a look at this how or take a look at this tense okay so as contra recently investigate leave nothing unchecked [ __ ] yeah there is much to be found in forgotten places okay so into the next room on ambush send these vermin our message the rightful owner has returned and they are

Kind is no longer welcome so let’s go ahead and trying to flick the lead okay cool so he’s bleeding that’s true alpha that’s very true trying to stun the target all rightie resisted I dodged Oh grape travel damage both of them so did I Okay Okay I can’t trying to stun him again he resisted do another grape shot and that’s just stuff for the smite or did your size on the night does not dissuade the sharpened blade a business advantage give them no quarter nice Aidid and grants and generations passed onyx just seized her play doctor

Only that’s interesting and fifty gold and jade completing a quest after you completed the requirements of a quest you have the option to return to town at any time just press touchpad right you don’t need to return to the starting room of the dungeon exits hey guys do the thing

Wait did even let me okay I have no idea what that oh wait meditator improved stress reduction while meditating and while camping okay that’s nice so return to town welcome home such as it is this squalid hamlet these corrupted lands they are yours now and you are bound to them

Oh God quest goals okay defeat a lot of people the runs have been unlocked okay Get help where you may on a screen in the game press touchpad left to see contextual help Walltown exploring the fighting more okay graveyard most will end up here covered in the poisoned earth awaiting merciful oblivion interesting ok ancestors memories you will know the tragic extent

Of my failings okay so this is like cutscenes I don’t think we ever watched the first cutscene so let me open this up ruin most come to our family yeah this was the opening cutscene that I couldn’t show you remember our venerable house opulent and imperial gazing

Proudly from its stoic perch above the war I lived all my years in that ancient rumor shadowed manner buttoned but decadence and luxury and yet I began to tire a conventional extravagance singular unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gate where to some fabulous and unnameable power

With relic and ritual art meant every effort towards the excavation and recovery involves long buried secrets exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy workmen sturdy shovels at last in the salt soaked crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearth that damnable portal antediluvian evil our every step unsettled the ancient

Earth but we were in a realm of death and madness Fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity yeah this is the touching crawler version of Dark Souls you remember our venerable house opulent and imperial it is a festering abomination I beg you return home claim your birthright and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the darkest dungeon

Well [ __ ] okay so I guess I play as this dude son or something when he says you know embrace your birthright or whatever all right so stagecoach recruiting heroes women and men soldiers and outlaws fools and corpses all will find their way to us now that the road is

Clear all right so you’ll need to recruit all these heroes to fill a party of four select each hero with left stick plus crossbow and then he’s left a present again is he here on your active roster on the right okay why I currently have two

People and there’s two people that I can recruit a plague doctor and a vostell whatever that is so oh and I have to put them okay well plague doctor should be in the back if he’s our medic what better laboratory than the blood-soaked battlefield I don’t know what you are so

I’ll place you here a sister of battle pious and unrelenting let’s see here okay so upgrade the stagecoach Network well you’re here spend some of your starting heirlooms on upgrading the stagecoach Network this one Chris number of here is available here in the future to upgrade hold l2 to

Access the upgrades menu and then purchase the upgrade so upgrade menu ok so barracks and she’s sort of roster higher-level recruits ok so wait how many heirlooms do I have okay so I’ve can I and so me to upgrade the network so let me do that and

Guess I can go ahead and do this more arrived foolishly seeking fortune and glory youngest domain of the Damned lets’s trinkets there’s a much more you can do in town right now it’s time to embark on a quest okay that’s interesting okay all right I will embark in just a moment

I have to go take care of a quick thing and then I’ll return so give me just a minute or two people sorry about the delay Okay I’ve returned so I guess now we’re just going to embark a mecca of madness and morbidity begins okay so quest stem parties this is where you select a quest and form an adventure a party of four heroes to embark on it sigh quests with left stick to see their

Details pull these heroes into slots at the bottom of the screen and to form your party by holding r2 and using the cross button so r2 okay So a state map scale test yourself in the mad realm of your fallen ancestor take note of how the creatures have taken over but don’t delve too far goals it’s for 90 percent of rooms ok so wait okay so provision cost the preparedness measured now in gold

Later in blood okay so you’ll want to take different supplies depending on what region you’re going to how long the quest is and your own preferences but always bring some food and torches for your first short quest try bringing at least eight food and four torches okay

So I’m assuming okay so so wait what’s this any of that um holy water okay so food so it will do eight so each person is too I’ll bring an extra torch actually two extra food I have plenty of gold at the moment we’ll bring a shovel a skeleton key

And I don’t know what else to expect and I don’t want to over prepare the pendant because it’s you know everything takes up inventory and I’ve already spent a decent amount of money so we’re going bark with what we have here your first vision the ruins of your

Ancestry be curious be careful so my first so what I’ve been told about this game is that it does explain a lot now press press button to continue but so far it seems like it’s explaining quite a lot actually all right so let’s venture forth oh that’s right right stick okay

If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption wait how do i okay so I have a torch yeah I’m go out to get used to the bottom a out that’s built-in so no okay what do you do judgment ranged heal okay okay sir your healer here you’d be cure

My main healer okay so I need to swap you in the plague doctor hit the one in the back okay that’s nice that’s neat If there’s the fiend pulls corpses when most monsters die daily corpses cup size temporary obstacles and will eventually go away on their own he attack corpses destroy them faster but often a better approaches use range skills push-pull attacks and even corpse plenty of special skills that some tears

Odd spots just killed with lead plate or crits leave no corpse at all okay begone fiend okay so take the gold the match is struck a blazing star is born okay that’s the gate okay even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage oh hello All right I’m starting to get the hang of combat okay confidence surges as the enemy crumbles take you down Bres disadvantage give them no quarter another abomination cleansed from her hands okay how do I use on other people to know how do i okay okay so that’s how I do the thing

Navigating okay and that’s how okay I can swap party members on the fly yeah let’s just press forward go in here okay it doesn’t seem much she will go up all right you see that oh I can’t stack that okay through here so they were suppose so they were surprised Let’s try and hit the person the back you can hit everyone so let’s do that stunt yeah okay okay the torch the light is fading the current torch level Bradley effects my name kinks in the game the darker it gets the harder things get but the better the rewards okay

Hey their formation is broken maintain the offensive Neal continually onslaught store them oh okay so definitely use that how do I know [ __ ] but sound at all why I wanted to do oh okay dark temptation so weapon tinkerer even costs prone to investigating the dark arts interesting ok ok that’s that’s neat

Can I use this oh it ok it actually oh ok I get it now I get it ok ok ok all right there alpha and computer science nowadays uh will get you farther and life how do I how do I do the thing how do I go to

This oh okay d-pad got it found it okay okay I’m getting the hang of this oh right so this way wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike okay all right so [ __ ] em the narrow new this expedition at least promises success holy fountain sunshine okay so

Wait so what happens if I okay Oh – to dodge though okay that’s fine now okay okay okay okay all right so we’re able to go up now like the torch to okay all right so into here ya think all right so let’s explore this hallway dodge the trap luckily

All right so let’s go back so I’m at torches out here finding the stuff is only the first test how it must be carried home hunger let’s complete remained there’s one more room and whatever’s in this final room might kill us see clear and wonders can be found in the most

Tenebrous corners of this place oh boy I asked for it oh ho I asked for this okay great shot To all right let’s hit the guy in the very back At you too Nice nice nice impressive yes guys Nice whoo all right Ling victory so nonetheless Cressler deeds so move charm +20 move resist but -1 speed okay all right all right well that’s the far first dungeon okay okay so the heirlooms are used for upgrading that’s what that means treasures okay okay okay okay okay

Okay I’m starting to get it I’m starting to get it everyone got plus you’re resolved I don’t know what that black bar means though oh that’s our stress okay all right so doc no mania obsessed with killing plus 10% damage if HP below 50% okay zoo phobia extra stress versus beast

Blood the plague doctors bloodthirsty go figure alright let’s return to town I see something long absent in the second a so severe negative quirks over time some efforts will lock into place and become severe severe negative perks cost much more to remove in the sanitarium okay week to the obvious now unlock the

Tavern is now unlocked okay okay cool cavern stress relief that’s where we need cards and curtain rooms solace to the weary and broken alike stress relief here is really stressed by taking part in activities at the tavern Abbey each activity has different side effects experiment to find the best activities

For each hero depending on their corks committing a hero to activity locks them in activity until the next week you’ll have to take a different era with you next quest okay so it proves the power facilities improves the gambling facilities improves the proper facilities okay I’m gonna okay so

I pleasure the flash through a wedding okay so costs money for him oh I can’t okay I can’t put him in there okay okay okay okay okay now why is the bar is that where I am okay oh I’ll come back there let’s go to the Abbey the

Cobwebs have been dusted the pews set straight the abbey calls to the faithful tasia facility improves the prayer facility improves the okay okay okay we’ll do that however desperate to do that is never without worth so okay so you go there tavern within a fail maybe they can be

In you it against the horrors below okay so the plague doctor can gamble right okay so okay so now we have three out of our we have three of our four party members currently yeah I really do like the narrator’s voice but we have three out of our four

Party members currently distressing so let’s go to our coach okay so we have another crusader we have a jester and then an ant query so I don’t know why it matters what position there and now on the roster I guess she searches where others will not go and sees what others

Will not see he will be laughing still at the end okay so I might as well just take the other three actually hold on here okay no I can’t okay nomads okay I haven’t unlocked anything like that so I’m gonna do one more so

Wait so if I am Pleasant well yes any of this trinkets hold the unequal how do I huh okay okay so let’s see embark so wait so so explores and then there’s a scrimmage unholy if I was turning the against itself eat that man better learn how they fight okay that’s nice

All right so what do you think yeah what do you think alpha should I go for the short skirmish mission or should I go for one of the three explores honestly if I go for an explore I’m gonna do the first one actually because the uncommon medic Greaves are really

Good start for like a starting item once my person de-stresses and actually here I need to all right so good that’s Um okay so exploring it is so it is a medium so we’ll do this okay so firewood and camping this quest involves camping and camping requires firewood firewood is given automatically to you on appropriate quests camping gifts here’s chance to recuperate while in the dungeon when you are wounded or stressed

In which to camp select firewood inventory and press triangle fair enough so it gives me the firewood holy water and herbs okay so this is a medium so we’ll go with ten ooh actually are yeah we’ll go with 12 max out on that two shovels two keys ten

Torches and that should be good I’ll grab one more holy water because I think you use the holy water on the skeletons I haven’t been doing that because I’ve been doing okay all right so let’s go with this we’re going in with two new well three new people but

Two new classes face out the holes of your lineage ones for the hero I know what a heroes select it will swear by for any other detail passion quirks oh they’re cool so stuff on here so so nervous stab vapors blight – that’s nice fortifying vapors protect me okay so you

Ogen so it’s good that you’re in the back cuz you can do anything in the back it looks like camping skills won’t care time cost okay interesting okay that’s interesting and then what do you got here and Slayer okay versus human scouting chance okay

So – ten percent max HP and then so you so you’re afraid of Hiva you you get you’re afraid of humans basically but you also like deal more damage against them that’s interesting okay and then what about you start with this so hard noggins plus 15%

Stun resist not bad okay and then it takes longer for you to heal stress okay combat skills okay so I’m gonna want to switch you to probably So my stress was 10 yeah okay and then what are your camping skills courage its thorn okay so I can’t write how do i Sochi do aha okay cool cool cool cool cool I like this um okay oh right stick right right how do you used to that

Okay towel drops lie in wait unsprung and thirsting for blood all right it’s going here anything nothing let’s use a torch west or north alpha North okay we’re gonna go north all right time to kill the fire nope kill the fire they dodged it oh I don’t

Like that I don’t like that all Oh you have different abilities so that’ll heal oh they have a high dodge I don’t like this all right well you deal blade to screw you all right dodged yeah I can’t you alpha I hate you so much right now [ __ ] spiders [ __ ] spiders so hard yeah [ __ ] eat it like holy [ __ ]

I’m gonna stab you with impunity Oh of Arts that’s I get back to the pit hi be wary and pride precipitates a dizzying fall okay hate is a very strong word I I dislike decisions crate is empty all right north or west once again alpha not North so to the west

I swear I’m gonna run into more spiders by Poland Benjamin that’s Kate an old journal entry ax laden with loot are often low on supplies the blackest of faiths our eternal with its banner and Boeing’s crossbow so as honor them with a proper burial I will leave was

Left of thrice-damned this trinkets so bill huh okay my hair hold on here use torch I can condense that down we’ll carry on whoa so there’s a thing here and bestie claustrophobia of [ __ ] course I don’t know why check the Iron Maiden yeah torch okay here we go [ __ ] okay All right hit all three of them Oh I swapped oh no oh no now I do not like that Oh guys how their formation is broken maintain the offensive Okay Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles hey woody that’s right Sammy’s dad holes faint hope blossoms okay so okay so I have to make sure turn order is definitely kept up with science work it would be god damn it okay hold on here do I have a so can’t

Apply that okay I have nothing to purge that okay that looks good okay let’s zoom back out here oh [ __ ] not at all what I wanted to do down let’s camp let’s walk without kindling let’s let’s check this out okay so the Bevins campaign can’t because of two parts meal

Phase and skill phase during the meal phase you choose how much they eat which towards recovery and make sure you have enough food skill phase that you spend rest points on different hero’s skills for recoup okay so meal phase how much do I have I check I can’t Chuck okay I’m gonna do

Half of what I have so camping skills okay on companion for battles Party must okay that seems good Okay one companion Hill 15 bleeding of lights Clean guns So do this compassion is a rarity in the fevered picture of battle big guns that’s everything surest as the light gains purchase spirits are lifted and professors made clear okay finding the stuff is only the first test now it must be carried home now I must say this is actually quite

Fun yeah III you can expect to find more of this alpha I will definitely be playing more of this whoops stack books sure lurker Oh oh yeah and known cheats it’s not allowed gamble in town that’s fine Zootopia that’s fine bets here it’s good ten percent or just

Below twenty six so okay it’s good to know okay cool tinea on would display captain [ __ ] okay good they use their tank Wow oh and then he gets hit with the track that such missteps are the exception and not scouting oh there’s a thing up ahead so let’s go home

Wow under eat played a torch all right oh boy right so they’re surprised which is good Okay let’s try and hit the range guy in the back there so you have to light hit all three of you another abomination cleansed from our lands It you Ah dodged [ __ ] I’m taking a beating brush the serum take you out of them no quarter Destress you I go to work in about an hour so you shouldn’t miss a whole lot no [ __ ] he dodged it Continually onslaught this You won it strats you bastard let’s go with the pistol shot bang Oh continue to try and destress myself papers take you out and da ba as victories mount so too will resistance wait am I out oh dear littering gold trinkets and baubles paid for in blood oh dear

Okay this is gonna be fun out I’m gonna have to do like the minimum work here cuz I’m gonna come on come on come on keep going that starves full of steam oh [ __ ] but nary a thought given to the plow oh dear this is gonna [ __ ] suck I just

Need a bucket back sack is empty oh [ __ ] me alright hey all them at you two all right kill you another one Lu that’s seven teetering on the brink facing lupus that’s strong when it is zero there at that store on this day they will suffer

Save us but there has chance to kill them heal them to get off that store okay are you serious oh man you’re dead [ __ ] wait what kunkka be is a heal he’ll come out pretty escape up and your dad right now you’re at that store again greatest joke of all

Tracking shot bypasses stealth the Estelle grapeshot will hit all three but the pistol shot try at you He’ll you he’s stressed Ya see an external person and improvement My hands breath from becoming unwound foolish Horace brought low and driven into the mud so here’s a [ __ ] torch I need a GTFO I cannot survive another battle I cleared out everything else though like holy crap let’s GTFO those suffer the stress of defeat yeah but like okay so hon there’s

One two three four five six seven ten eleven twelve there’s thirteen rooms so I’d have to get through yeah like it’s you better not learn a thing you think you know yeah I didn’t get the quest rewards cuz I had to flee but you know what all right

All right what did you get obsessed with the acquisition of knowledge nice okay you get okay it’s fine I guess here beasts that sucks okay to town he has paid dearly for her freedom Sintra of approvers please driftin swinging magma rises who prayed before so really gator pleasures of the

Flesh in recovered he won’t stress gambled recovered a stress expire prayer so okay so he’s still praying guild and blacksmith is now unlocked so guild make no mistake we will face shivering under threats our soldiers must be ready it seems a sandstorm of grace and fury the shield breaker dances through the ranks

Delivering precision strikes of remarkable power thundering armor breaking and miss formations and leaving the taste of venom wherever she goes the shield breaker is a remorseless combatant that sounds nice Hey okay so you’re a frontliner swear ah okay hey how do i oh here we go okay

I’m gonna save that stuff for now okay cool cool cool that’s a good one okay yeah I don’t care about that like okay sure totally got it cool and then blacksmith upgrade webinar blasts once again the Forge stands ready to make weapons of war high ranks armor reduced costs okay so

Hey what weapons smithing level one Oh okay flintlock rusty blade cute okay I like that so do the a B so who has stress you have this trip okay you have [ __ ] see here on how do I check my people sanitarium tavern how do I how do I check my people

Staged cottage found master abomination and occultist there is a lot of people here I want you to check that okay prefer position prefer target okay ruins oh [ __ ] hound master Okay let me how do I I’ll hear ya okay so you it does really better for you on where you go to relieve stress you’re doing the thing for you obsessed with cleanliness and well the fear of club yeah okay okay so there’s a bee tavern okay whoo all right so we’re learning

We are definitely learning actually online I up shy can I know I can’t even upgrade that I check my upgrades real quick can’t upgrade any of that Gil can’t upgrade any of that and blacksmith can’t okay so I can’t really upgrade anything because I don’t have any deeds

It looks like so that will conclude it for this one I’m super hyped to play more of this I don’t want to stop playing but this is a good stopping point thank you as always people if you liked we saw in this episode hit that like button if you want

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