lpminecraftvideos – Journals of a Minecraft Gentleman – Entry 22 “Multiplayer Ironman troll girl guest thing start”

Good evening everybody and this is meantime from lpmincraft.com and yes you may think it’s a little strange um i am on the home page and yes 12345 is a bad password i’m pretty sure notch added that after people started using that password for their minecraft forums account

Um and they all got hacked uh so that’s probably where that one came from um yes the reason why i’m in this menu is because i just recently logged into my uh single player iron man series and notch killed me um no not like that but uh

More i logged in and i found myself embedded in a wall in the middle of nowhere on my map or i have no idea where i was all i know is that i was most definitely suffocated by stone uh it wasn’t a pleasant way to go and

I’ve kind of taken this as a sign because i’ve been modding my single player as you know to try and make things more interesting and it’s detracting my attention from my server and so what i’ve decided to do is i’m going to play my ironman series on my server

Uh in a separate world with separate chat and some things also will come up but most of it will be very separate and i know what you’re thinking oh that means you’ve got admin commands don’t worry i don’t i’ve got separate permissions for that world the only command i have which is extra

Than what i normally have for on the server is that i can teleport back to the normal world more normal worlds um and obviously i just won’t use it um and basically this is uh good in two ways one the series will still be the

Same and i get all of the extra features which i had to my server the whole time and there are a lot of cool ones trust me um and two it means that i can now have guests um and yeah that means my viewers can come on that

Means all the famous ideas can come on and that means other people from the from the lp minecraft community can come and play with me and in fact i’m going to log in right now and i’ve got a new world um and i’m pretty sure i dumped a unlucky lpmc

Member into my new world and told her to start working so if you want to say hi dollis hi some of you may have already seen dolls in some of the other videos that we’ve done um but uh yes she’s a troll and i don’t really like trolls we’ve got very

Different building styles but um we’ll see how things go and hopefully she’ll keep me safe at the beginning once again this is an iron man series and what i’m going to do is i’m going to be allowed to invite people into my world only one at a time

For now um and what’s going to happen is if if they don’t die then they can come back again i couldn’t i can invite them again but if they die then i can never invite them again so basically let’s say i i invite a really good builder on the

Server who i really like being there i’m obviously going to protect them quite heavily because uh i want them to come and build more and help me out you know um so here we are there’s the journals of a minecraft gentleman that looks like dallas over there so

I’m going to start heading over that way hopefully if there’s somewhere safe to live have you have you done anything yet i made it out of wood since you don’t like dollas and i actually did this once before um and basically what happened was uh it

Pretty much was a day when i just got really stressed out and i was like i really really want to just play minecraft i don’t want to be managing the server and it just oh this is wonderful did you place these flowers no the flower’s already there i thought

You’d like it i like it the flowers all the viewers know i have a mild flower obsession there’s totally a good reason for it i just haven’t thought of it yet um and basically we did this and uh i threw a little strop at the fact that dollis

Just wanted to build caves and i only really like building above the ground at least at the start anyway um yes i have i’ve got my first block in this world and it’s a dirt block right let’s get some hacking down some stuff and we’ll start working on things so yeah

Basically what it’s going to be like is if somebody dies so if dollars dies now she will never ever be allowed back onto the journals of minecraft gentlemen series um which is bad for them and bad for me ah sorry about that yes the 53 cube interest that i just gained

Um is the interest that we i just earned of our server currency the server currency is cube um cube and pixels being equivalent to dollars and cents in america or pounds and pennies or pence why would i say pennies pence in the uk so yeah the series is going to be on

Here now that’s good news for you guys as well as uh good news for me i’m sorry if you were attached to the other world i don’t know why i hadn’t really built anything yet i just run around doing pretty much nothing um and yeah hopefully this will be a good start i

Need to find some coal don’t i yeah i was gonna just make a furnace and make some charcoal okay have you got any uh yeah you’re gonna make some chocolate can you make torches with charcoal yeah see look i’m learning new stuff already all right sticks all right i’m just

Gonna make the most important thing on a survival series a sword have you got one no i do not i know here you are thank you um let’s see now i don’t have enough life i couldn’t afford to make a shovel because i made too many sticks

As usual oh i have some extra wood oh did i already hit you yeah that would be great wouldn’t it iron man series killed by his first guest my viewers hate me that much it also it’s very dark yeah i’m actually working on that right now sweet look at this

Because it’s always homemade that’s why i have girls on the server they they cook i’m gonna get into such trouble um do i have any wood no i don’t know right now okay um okay cool now i can mess up the pick and things do you need pixels like what do you need

Sticks or something to make have you got charcoal or what uh no i need wood to burn real quick oh i’ve got wood oh oh logo i don’t have any luck in there i’m sorry i’ve i’ve never actually made charcoal before so i have no idea

Right that’s it’s fine i’d love to have actually gotten cold but there’s a huge amount of clay on this map i saw on the way over did you notice yeah over to the left yeah i was thinking i’m going to build myself a nice roof oh

I thought i just looked out the door and um the two red flowers i thought they were spiders eyes i thought they had come to get me already us already oh man i’m gonna lie this is a little strange during my single player let’s play with somebody else

It’s a little um weird for me ah that’s an issue for me yeah i can’t use the wooden i can’t use wooden axes because uh well that it tries to do commands so i’m just gonna have to not use wooden axes i’m just gonna have to not use wooden

Tools because this is uh the wooden pickaxe on the server actually does something called uh it tells me who’s done things but as you can see this world isn’t being locked because no one can get to this world unless i bring them here um and so yeah uh

Whenever i use the wooden pickaxe it’s going to start doing special things i better stop doing that right have we got torch we have lights actually we had light before when the um furnace was going i didn’t realize the furnaces when they were burning gave off light

Yep right just a little bit though they do i’m just looking at i’m saying hello to the darkness and possibly to a spider or a creeper who’s waiting i like it how you actually made the roof chamfered for me yes you know how fussy i am i do

I literally just jumped on the server and i was like oh look dallas is on dallas helped me last time i did this so i’m going to ask her to do it again yes get inside chicken go and disobeyed me um and i was like oh i know dollars and

I just went dollars would you like to help me just kind of yeah okay yeah start building i’ll be there in a minute i’m going to start recording um it’s pretty much how it went down yeah yeah there’s a zombie what oh hello this is yeah i’m gonna get him

Because you know zombies really helpful things like feathers which are totally helpful whoa whoa whoa whoa that’s what i get okay two and a half hearts coming inside yeah don’t wanna die don’t wanna die or else i have to leave my own world and i’ll just be filming other people in it

Be kind of funny to be fair it would be can i eat the sapling nope there you go can i eat the egg can you eat egg can i crack it on the top of this no it’s like crack and then eat it fried egg or is the oven not hot anymore

Uh the oven is not working why can’t i hear skeleton don’t see any oh i see one ha ha he hits him he’s obviously attacking me because otherwise he would have shot you by now yeah he would have hello oh goodness get inside i was waiting i was waiting

For the over there and you open the door look at me i’m so pathetic i’m being protected by a girl well a troll let’s not go too far now arrow i want to make a chat so i can sit in it oh is that working on this server yeah

It’s working around this part of the server yeah all the mods will be working so we’ll have all of the advanced features and things um i just can’t use any of my like ridiculous superpowers like freeze the ocean kind of things although you know have fun oh there’s supreme oh and he joined

Again oh obviously he didn’t have a skin on it or something so yeah hmm let’s look outside i kind of want to go out but i know i’ll die so yeah dollars while you’re here um what got you into minecraft um my sister and my friend were both playing

And i had so many people say you should try minecraft it’s like legos online and i really really was such a dork as a kid i just loved playing with legos and building stuff and being creative so isn’t it one of those words which is maybe non-pluralized um

I’m not sure i’m pluralizing it so probably not the person uh it’s like there’s lava lego bricks is one of those non-pluralized words like like sheep perhaps there’s a lot yeah exactly how many mobs there are there’s like squid squid squid um skeleton creeper oh my goodness there’s so many

Creeper creeper creeper that’s insane craziness craziness yeah there are two creeps over here a couple skeletons yeah oh well we’re gonna have a bunch of arrows possibly with all the skeletons that are over here and brilliant news i’m just waiting for them oh there’s an egg down there

Yeah got the egg so special this is like our pet chicken just hanging around on the island just laying eggs can’t escape because of all the water because you know everyone knows chickens can’t swim obviously um chickens are nut ducks no exactly it’s a chicken even though it

Kind of sounds like a duck i don’t know what c418 was on oh goodness i’m going inside i’m only on one and a half hours pretend it’s after me as i open the door oh yeah i’ll protect you oh doesn’t sound like you’re protecting me you’re being munched

Oh no no no no no no no no i’m actually on half a heart oh my gosh yeah stay inside there’s some pigs yeah that’s in this is crazy are there some pigs is there anything are there any creepers gonna come out i want to come out i don’t want to stand inside

It’s boring bones now i know what to pay you with dollars yes okay basically you know how i am with flowers dallas is the same with bones except it’s about 10 times as strong don’t let’s build me a mansion for a bone okay okay so do what but go do what trump bones

Oh there’s a skeleton over there let’s try and lure him into the sun okay i’m going for the pig you’re mine piggy all right i think it’s dead ha ha arrows and bones sweet it didn’t drop anything that’s an awesome whoa but like four pigs were just spawned right by the house

Sweet all dollars i just realized i managed to blow up part of our house already oh no i’m explaining it already oh really because it’s it’s too small all right i don’t smell that bad i’m a gentleman i use old spice every day oh look at all those eggs oh it’s like

It’s like someone’s spawning them i swear i’m not you guys can see the command line i am not doing anything okay i’m i’m going to eat a piece now even though it’s raw because i just don’t want to die on the way back to the house somehow i know i’ll manage it somehow

Otherwise luba definitely a guest he’s obviously just looking around the server yeah actually that’s a good point i don’t know if my viewers know this but all the viewers who are watching this if you even if you’re not a member of the lp minecraft server you can actually log in

As a guest and you can walk around and interact and chat to people on the server including lpas who you might also follow they pop on from from time to time we’ve had josh on here in fact easy’s come on here a couple of times as well now

Um and it’s gonna be building a house soon which is cool um we’ve got supremo pete as well if you haven’t seen him and sean v martin’s possibly thinking about moving his five things thing here although that’s very much an unofficial and he hasn’t really decided thing yet

But he did mention it to me briefly on skype the other day which is pretty cool so you can pop on here and have a look around the eye here is server.lpminecraft.com um and yeah be sure to pop onto the mumble too so we can chat to you because you know

Talking’s fun why does everyone just looked over to the house and told us just like chucking stuff out the window spring cleaning okay uh yeah you’re cooking yeah yeah i just you sighing dolls it may be a troll but at least i’m a lady troll yeah sort of she’s not i swear

I am totally checked listen to him by the way felice if you’re what dallas is pregnant yes i am pregnant totally sorry all the viewers who don’t understand that reference but it’s just basically i decided that dolls was pregnant the other day and i’m trying to spread it on the server

Which by me doing that oh i got an achievement for cow tipping donaise that’s weird i didn’t know that was one of those that’s a pretty cool achievement because you know all awesome people cow tip regularly it’s true regularly all the time so yeah i’m sorry to all my regular viewers if

This is a boring episode because i’m not running around like a lunatic it’s more of an introductory episode so that you guys can see what i’m up to what i’m planning on doing and yeah basically hopefully i’ll be doing uh this will allow me to do episodes a lot

More often as well i’m going to go get that clay okay don’t die it’s what i wanted to hear but obviously not she obviously wants me to die but the best place no i’m only on two hearts though it’s like playing oh i have um some oh thanks for telling me

After i’ve made the extremely risky trip across that massive raging torrential river yeah i was actually trying to do alliteration there but i couldn’t think raging rapids of raucous river there’s a lot never far enough this is crazy uh i got a lot of balls i don’t chuckle like 10 minutes it makes

It sound so fast shaking my hand shaking my head control her okay my spade run out okay i’m just going to punch my camera he’s punching me that’s fine i’m just punching it that’s fine i’ll make myself a clay spade dollars i can’t see you all right oh my gosh did you just

What on earth well i just threw it back at you it’s fine oh what did it look like to you it looked like oh i don’t know it was just like a random egg that was launched across the screen it didn’t even look like it was going close to me

I don’t even have enough for a chest this is pathetic i can make oh i can’t even make i can’t make a trap door either i can’t make trap doors on the surface we haven’t updated yet for obvious reasons excuse me what i just made enough around enough for a chest

So it’s trying to work out why you said it’s me that’s all i’m gonna make i’m gonna be really helpful and add an awning to the door oh i have no idea what thank goodness yeah because you know that’s so important so you don’t get wet when you’re finding

Your keys come on that’s important when it when it when it rains or snows no we’re definitely not in the snow but i’m pretty sure this isn’t the snow blind there’s some major clues that would suggest otherwise what like the fact is the troll yeah oh trolls like the snow oh that was

Weird just got really confused for a second i was like why have you already got clay i was looking in my inventory thinking it was the chest it’s really stupid surprise now don’t eat all the bones at once tell us why i really just gnaw on them you know

These two doorways are really going to create a draft should never put doors in a straight line this is going to be seriously drafty if i get sick you’re going to be hearing from my doctor mrs troll okay all right see you for my snivels sniffles i’ll just have to remodel

I’m gonna snail i sue you for snivels we’re in an alliteration mood today aren’t we i just my brain just doesn’t feel like engaging in anything more demanding and i don’t want to be boring so i’m trying to i’m probably going to come up with a um

A nonsense word sooner or later like buzzled i can’t be bothered it’s like halfway between bothered and boring bored and lazy oh i stand below this i still whenever i see gravel nice it’s always the 404 thing always the 404 things like whenever you see gravel punch it i hate gravel

Even though twice in this series i’ve tried the show helpful uses for gravel and tried to say it’s important and i like it it and every time it tries to kill me it bites its owner’s hand i’m gonna go get that oh i’ve got flint sweet we’ve got cows

We do there might be enough leather there for a whole pair of pants and maybe a paper bag for your head i’m so maligned you’re so abused i’m not abused it’s fine you’re a troll you work like a troll if you killed me by the way that’s what i probably would have died

Once it’s just moved in so far there’s been a cow and the chicken see i told you this draft would get on my nerves there’s a cow it’s pooing in the house it’s unacceptable these are your friends this is unacceptable your friends come to my house and they’re like all up in my

Face yo that made no sense whatsoever oh my gosh okay i’m gonna make you something yeah just put this on it like it’ll it’ll it you have to wear this is it a pony it’s the fine it’ll be nice if it was a pony wouldn’t it no

It’s it’s a paper bag for your head oh good yeah and what you just read there by the way in my inventory viewers was not leather cap it was paper bag and there we go there it is much better just see can’t see your face

I’m sorry dallas i don’t mean to be mean save me it’s getting dark where where is the meat by the way oh i just hit the chest and meat appeared in my hand that’s amazing i know i’m pretty good like that aren’t i ah i’m just gonna be quiet i like the noise

That’s where you live you live on the gravel okay yeah and a lad outside the gravel area that’s my gravel corner yeah she she can reach the important areas the kitchen and the workbench so she can work and she can cook but she can’t reach the

Chest so i have to give her things actually she probably still reaches the chest i have to like yes there we go i can there we go now you can’t my room and now something’s gonna come through the door and attack me and i’m

Gonna be like no no no you can come back it’s fine it’s my dirt neck i’m like are you proud of that oh what was i going to craft a top hat yeah that was yeah supposedly notch is going to add hats to the game how cool is that pretty cool

We actually have a paper bag you could totally have a paperback but it won’t if they probably won’t go over faces they’ll probably just stay on the top but you could probably do a skin which like incorporates a particular type of hat goodnight yeah like you can get a monocle in yours

I don’t want a monocle i want a pocket watch that’d be classy or just pretentious one or the other i love americans idea of classy um but yeah i totally shouldn’t be going outside right now no what can i do hit the roof what i’m going to light up the outside but if

You die dallas they can never come back and help me again because i’m so nice to you why would you ever want to leave me very good point i thought i do it’s cause i’m a genius oh i’m so attached to my syndrome it’s just i’m just disturbing the noise isn’t deep enough

There you go my gravel now i’m getting stuck there we go i’m going to just stay in there it’s like how you go this is how i put you to bed i’m out of gravel give me a blanket grab a blanket you just picked it up again didn’t you

Yes what are you doing you just filled the hole i mean you just ruined my skylight okay you’re gonna die i just see gravel above me and the people ptsd sets in should we make bricks we could have got any coal or not whittle burn luggage

I wonder how much one log does for to clay we’re not sure before we they can stack that’s brilliant it’s not like when you’re making barbecued whatever that pork chop um and how you can only have one in a stack that really annoys me because you know you can carry

64 blocks of dirt the size of your chest but you can’t carry more than one pork chop in a stack once like anti pork chop hands or something well you don’t want to like contaminate meat you can just kind of well i guess you know you know the dirt

With both arms i guess yeah you know how you’re not allowed to take books to surgeries anymore in the uk and things um because uh yeah because they transmit infection okay so four gives you six four logs not worth it i’m probably not worth that

All right you can just make that on your end then that’s fine okay i will trolls make decisions don’t you dare i noticed your areas expanding what the gravel area has got bigger no encroaching on my life i’m leaving take two corners i’m coming back there’s a skeleton over there

Oh it’s a shock what is this development oh look he came back i can kill him maximus was killed by a skeleton he obviously wasn’t clever enough to attack it cowardly from behind the door cow doesn’t know there’s no bounds sorry intelligence that’s the one yes of course yeah totally after being

Almost blown up on the first day down to half a heart because i don’t want to stay inside i want to see the skeleton i want to see it shoot me anyway go ahead okay well anyway i i want to wrap this up now um so anyway it’s all the viewers who have

Watched this episode and i know it’s a little bit different from my journalism minecraft gems month but it is still an iron man series and like i said if my guests die then they have to leave um and that’s the rules um i will be happy to invite people so

Do put comments in if you want to be part of the part of the event and don’t forget to like and subscribe to uh healthy minecraft videos um and yeah i hope you enjoy the news well the same series just a slightly different change it will be a lot more exciting i can

Promise you that because of all the mods that we have on our server it will be very very interesting um and yeah thanks a lot for watching guys um say bye to dollas as well bye my gosh you have a sword don’t say bye in the

I’m not going to wave at you and then the metaphor makes sense oh yeah bye bye everyone catch you next time you