Mars in Minecraft, 1:1 Scale… for the first time.

This little sh has some nerve being read clearly an act of hostility or sign of blood of the romans they named it mars after the roman god of war though historical observations go as far back as the babylonians chinese and ancient egyptians they were perplexed by mars impossible orbit under the ancient

Assumption that all planetary bodies rotated around earth this guy figured out there must be an external point of which at least mars rotates around though we didn’t realize that the external point was obviously the [ __ ] sun in the next 1500 years humanity’s knowledge regarding mars became more complete through intuitive

Leaps and technological advancement the unimaginable last 50 years of actually visiting mars with robots now we have a clear picture of what exactly like earth mars formed out of a spiraling accretion disk of matter and gas in the early birth of our solar system mars has water

Tons of it ice at both poles ice underground even slightly melting ice at the lowest terrain altitudes and that’s not it based on the level of deuterium in the atmosphere it’s theorized that mars had way more water than earth in the past so what happened to it we don’t know but

We’ve observed that parts of the planet’s crust have been magnetized indicating plate tectonics approximately 4 billion years ago that ceased soon after mars’s magnetic field disappeared we don’t know why this happened but it’s inevitable that the fate of the magnetic field and the abundance of water on mars

Perhaps liquid at the time are linked and that’s the basic idea of mars it has one percent the atmospheric pressure earth does the planet experiences green aura borealis anywhere instead of north and the gravity is 38 percent that of earth resulting in volcanoes that can end up being 14 miles high which would

Look cool back in minecraft if we’re building the earth one to one scale in minecraft we probably should get a leg up on building the neighboring planets before centuries of human cultural and technological progress begin to erect large spanning civilizations in these areas more on that later it turns out

Generating the planet into minecraft is less of a leap than previously thought dub workshop a bte developer has managed to incorporate the mars preset to the new terra plus plus mod custom designed for the build the earth project generating all the barren haunting and beautiful red sites of mars in minecraft

Wherever you walk in game what the [ __ ] it’s so flat is this really martian terrain i mean he needs texturing for sure but mars isn’t an endless slope wherever you go give me a second i’m gonna go find some cool sh so it’s kind of flat there’s a reason for that

Nasa has state of the art measurement tech that’s been sent to mars in the form of orbiters and rovers but it’s still nothing compared to what we have here on earth the most advanced and accurate planetary elevation data has one data point every 200 meters that means if the mini mars equivalent

Of the grand canyon was between the two data points you wouldn’t even see it but despite its humble beginnings there’s some really interesting stuff going on here check out this volcano i know i know you’re thinking that’s not minecraft it is this slope is 14 miles high

It’s so many minecraft blocks it looks like a seamless perfect curve this is the beginning of mars and minecraft and if you keep going across the entire planet to the south pole the world border has a strange jagged never-ending wall like a never-ending pattern of old egyptian ruins from a parallel universe

But as beautiful as mars is this rendition of it in game is missing the most important part us okay that’s pretty hubristic seriously though could you imagine it’s a planet that’s likely never had anyone on it no animal alien [ __ ] nothing just silence for billions of years

As the engine of time processes slight changes over days into huge changes over millions of years while all you hear is the slight wisp of wind and the infinite ringing silence that never stops but then suddenly [ __ ] robots come down from the sky with no explanation as to what the [ __ ]

They even are sorry i’m getting excited but can you just imagine that imagine if inorganic matter were conscious and could observe somehow like rocks imagine how freaked out the rocks would be after a peaceful eternity this strange robbed looking [ __ ] that can move invades your land and starts testing everything

Jesus christ what we’ve done to reality in the last seven years is seriously disturbing and impressive and as long as we don’t experience some kind of apocalypse then this is just the beginning anyways we should build all the human stuff on mars in minecraft and unlike earth where we’ve got a few

Billion buildings to go in that other project we’ve got five landers five rovers and three orbiters on mars there’s more but they’ve crashed or lost contact and we don’t know exactly where they are so we’ll just stick to these for now and we’ve got a couple hundred builders and

Build it one to one if we just let our entire building group work on this project they’d be able to put like one block per one rover each which would be ridiculous so master builders and a few hand-picked others had access to work on this project so i heard that you built

Stuff that was actually real aside from like a [ __ ] dna strand this is the first rover that was built by me oh okay okay not in real life this is the one with the helicopter okay so this is the most holy [ __ ] yeah the helicopter does not translate very well in the minecraft

Well dude you’re badass to get into this first man this is so exciting this thing is done like like carbon carbon dioxide conversion it’s uh it’s had the first light on another planet yeah honestly i knew none of that i just kind of picked this rover

Because i thought it had a cool name that name is perseverance thicker aluminum wheels a heat shield that can withstand 2400 degrees fahrenheit two robotic arms soil caching 19 cameras two microphones and a mini nuclear reactor with decaying plutonium that constantly recharges two lithium ion batteries

It’s the size of a car weighs two thousand pounds and was launched in florida with a mini helicopter on his belly to mars for almost three billion dollars that helicopter ingenuity performed the first powered flight on another world in human history this is one of the only rovers that can

Do selfies right so it’ll have an arm and it’s got its camera it’s this it’s this this thing is the tits oh and you made the actual tracks that’s brilliant that’s brilliant yeah and beers are these beers they’re batteries i’m getting here i’m gonna have a beer first beer on mars

Drink some of that the battery juice yeah oh my god just battery acid right in my face oh opportunity i like opportunities and you’ll get the opportunity to meet opportunities dude wither skulls for wheels so what can this thing do geological exploration nasa estimated opportunity

Would last for a minimum of 90 days on the surface of mars through properly recharging his solar batteries and carefully navigating the surface he lasted over 14 years traveling 28 miles across the martian terrain in 2018 a dust storm enveloped the entire planet prior to which opportunity sent the message to nasa

My battery is low and it’s getting dark contact could not be reinitialized after the storm i love this guy i hope they recover them fix them up like r2d2 or some and someday put them in the first martian museum well i found cool water on mar then are you saying

This rover made the discovery of water on mars yes sort of wasn’t the first one to make the discovery that sucks sorry buddy if you’re not first your last opportunity my ass i don’t wanna i don’t wanna insult you you have made one of the most intense journeys any robot

Ever has oh oh this is an orbiter oh we’re on the we’re in we’re in space right now we’re in mars’s like orbit like instead of the beautiful like cool green and blue earth there’s a red menace like direct it’s just red it’s just it’s like orbit but it’s evil instead of serene

Edgy and you know even though we can’t see anything actually this is really beautiful oh this is quite beautiful yeah there’s a moon we can probably see the ground from here so uh we’re gonna just show a clip of that right now dwarf mro it’s a satellite i actually learned something from

Oh oh my god okay how high are we here uh i think it’s like 300 kilometers while above the south pole the north pole it is accurately in a position it would be at a time so you got the correct position in the sky yeah now is this thing actually made out

Of gold blocks i don’t know it it was shiny it’s so beautiful though uh there’s two phoenix warp because i spelt it wrong the first time it’s okay we forgive you i honestly have no clue what this is phoenix was stationary no moving for this disc-plated weirdo landing in the

Polar region during summer it made history confirming the existence of water on mars for the first time in 2008 and even witnessed falling snow in the atmosphere as winter approached it powered down in the hopes of being reanimated in the spring unfortunately it was seen from orbit to be completely

Encased in ice and in the spring it was confirmed that its solar panels were irreparably damaged by freezing it found water too much water oh wow that’s on mars right now yeah it looks like the romans the roman empire was like we need to historically contribute to the mars exploration and

They sent their sundial rover here hello oh hi oh oh hi oh no not like that oh that looks a lot better look at that oh there’s dicks there’s i’m a big fan of dicks the exporting goods what are these actually supposed to be rocks this is viking one i mean him

Built this together what is this what is this bell for is that like a little bell for like when the tornado comes and it needs to be like released into the tornado of course sorry i don’t know if you’ve seen twister i i have good finally finally someone gets one of

My references so this is maven oh [ __ ] this is j this is exactly like the things that will go into the the tornado anyways so this is a maven it’s uh bro how high are we in the air um we are 170 kilometers we can’t see the the ground right now we

Can’t see the planet below we definitely cannot know how about let’s fix that right now it actually maven stands for mars atmosphere and volatile evolution it just can’t kind of sounds evil so as far as far as i know this thing really just studies the atmosphere and like levels

Of different gases in it so it can take over the world one day no they’ve used it to figure out that we could actually grow potatoes on mars if we if we bring like some good dirt bro and we put that down there we could actually grow potatoes on the surface they can

Survive that’s hot like if we if we did them in the martian soil it’d be like um if you dipped a potato in a public pool and then ate it oh my god because because chlorine is in the soil yeah i don’t know if you researched this i

Think regular just pure chlorine like the kind of stuff that would be in this soil would probably taste a lot different than a public pool public pool has other stuff in it than cory because if they put just pure chlorine in there literally we’d have like floating preschoolers in the shallow end dude

It would be like a different type of party dude so that’s where we are with building the universe one-to-one scale in minecraft we’re a multi-planetary project just like elon musk hoped for most of the human stuff is built but we still need to terraform the rest of the planet in fine detail

In order to accomplish this we’re going to need some first-hand perspective if anyone who’s watching if anyone is watching this video were to go there and do some first-hand reporting with pictures it would be an immense help with this project we need as many as we

Can get but what could we expect for the future of this project what will the first civilization on mars look like but we’re getting ahead of ourselves could you even terraform mars currently standing on the surface of mars there are a number of things that would kill you first there’s no oxygen

To breathe so you’re gonna suffocate and die there’s only one percent atmospheric pressure so there’s very little difference between standing on mars and floating in space the liquids in your body will boil very quickly not to mention the complete lack of an ozone layer which means sun will vaporize you you also can’t

Grow crops because martian soil is toxic it’s laced with chlorine and percolates [ __ ] chlorine so if you could smell on mars this would smell like a public pool okay i love mars but this is killing the romance a little bit percolates are what’s used in fireworks and i like that

Smell so not bad the first step is you have to give this red boy a magnetic field i have no water in here since mars lost it it’s been leaking its atmosphere for several billion years and has almost nothing left the atmospheric leakage problem is twofold lack of a magnetic field and

Mars just isn’t big enough smaller size means lower gravity and lower gravity makes it easier for particles to escape the atmosphere which creates a compounding effect which doesn’t allow for an earth-strength magnetic field to maintain an atmosphere we would need something stronger and there’s a lot of

Ways to do this by starting with regenerating a natural one including drilling holes to the center of the planet to put in nuclear bombs to detonate and re-liquefy the core a plot straight out of armageddon or something and as far as making it stronger it’s like an atmospheric mri

Man how the [ __ ] are we gonna make that and then there’s the applying atmosphere itself problem there’s simply not enough co2 in the crust to divorce from mars and release into the air we likely have to add atmosphere no matter what gas we decide to go with

Not to mention the toxicity of the soil and how you would go about neutralizing an agent like chlorine on a global scale it is inconceivable to human instinct upon looking at the pictures of mars that this rocky lonely terrain with the beautiful faint atmospheric glow from the pictures the rovers take is so

Completely inhospitable to any form of life other than the hardiest of microbes possibly living underneath the surface terraforming mars is our best option in the solar system and still a complete nightmare but the progress of humanity is unmatched through wars and miracles for good or for evil

We have witnessed the potential for a single person to change the fate of the world in a single human lifespan and there’s seven billion of us limits of our potential are completely unknown and through our collective vision for a better tomorrow we’ll make technological and intuitive leaps to turn the prospect

Of terraforming mars from thousands of years into mere centuries maybe even less and that collective vision being spearheaded by one man turning into a global historical initiative will take our presence in the universe one step closer to a long time ago in a galaxy far far away and perhaps by

Then we can look upon mars and build the cities that line its beautiful future red and green landscape into something that the universe has never seen before the second home we’ve ever known there was like one creative server i played for like a year and

Like in that year i racked up like 60 days of play time and now i’m building this this is way cooler like all that that creative service gone which sucks because like you know it died so all that stuff i did in that like 60 days of play time ceases to exist now

Don’t worry bro this is gonna never die yeah it’s it’s not just it’s not still gonna be there it’s gonna be youtube this is awesome this is the first time i get to like build [ __ ] and it means something like i’m i’m like it’s not like oh

I’m not going to care about this in a month right like i think like the coolest thing i did up until this point was like build my high school like not for bt i mean my middle school i use a while ago uh just like from my own project meet my friends

I don’t know why you’re on mars maybe you’re there because we have to be because there is a deep nomadic impulse built into us by the evolutionary process we come after all from undergatherers and for 99.9 of our tenure on earth we’ve been wanderers the next place to one or two

Is mars but whatever the reason you’re on mars is i’m glad you’re there and i wish i was with you Surviving on mars is no picnic luckily here in the build mars project we have a team of scientists and experts documenting and experimenting on the best possible strategies to survive our head data analyst and science advisor humor dash is here to fill us in on the groundbreaking research

Oh yeah what’s up hey are you like outside or something you look like an angel please take me with you shaving cream doesn’t dissolve in your mouth you swish it around you fill your mouth like it little whipped cream gross it’s not the same it’s not the same as

Whipped cream so basically i’m gonna explain to you how the greenhouse effect works so basically human feces that smells for the toilet oh god human feces gets like compacted and made into fertilizer i think that’s what that was yes it’s what it is i can smell it you know who sandy is saying

Send me um something sandy cheeks clap those cheeks sandy cheeks i clap the cheeks with sandy oh last night so basically this is the fun pipe you don’t want to be in the fun pipe obviously that is that is this is the underground i want to be in the fun pipe that sounds

Fun i want to be in the fun pipe Yo you’re first yeah tp to me you’re not on the server i didn’t build morse oh wait you weren’t actually built no what no i’m just here oh okay All right it’s your birthday you’re first oh i didn’t build anything that’s actually on mars though you didn’t build anything he’s not out there is he jabba uh no he’s not he’s he’s dead i owe him a little you know yeah that would be privacy if we had

Birch trap doors but instead he can just peek through hello hey you liking the show huh remember in last jedi when they burned everything because that’s what they do to the whole franchise but uh hey pippin hi oh how are you hi so we’ve been looking at a bunch of fake [ __ ]

I heard that you made something that’s actually real uh maybe what maybe what are you like one of those moon conspiracy theorists but from mars we never sent anything to mars nothing went there i will build the rover but it’s [ __ ] there’s not a sun on mars

It would vaporize the planet unless it was really small like a little cute sun just like in your hands giving you skin cancer just so cute Oh my god this is like the shining i love the shining where are you where are those twins turn around i can’t see a ding-a-ling dick the afk thing’s having a seizure would you made the original starship but i made it better and more accurate okay

Back to the hallway back to the hallway the hallway scares me it’s like a luminescent like dildo of death i have a way with words yeah maybe yeah you guys are ridiculous this is this is ridiculous oh wait no it’s in my hand i guess i’m gonna just expliciate and die

We’ve already opened the airlock dude who’s gonna drink the first alcoholic beverage on mars i don’t drink oh this is in the 18 yeah dude dude i am i am anakin skywalker i don’t even learn to stop people from dying i like this orb it’s like pulsating oh

What are you talking about jesus pulsating like something else that starts with that no i told you to stay away from the falcon i wanted you to check out the [ __ ] [ __ ] heavy this is heavy dude luke says he’s like what a piece of junk

And then uh and then han is all like i [ __ ] hate star wars i’m in this for the paycheck they’re like we know harrison all right we got a cake for you all right birthday i got something else for you oh really you want to head to the closet for that

Wait let me get my all those times when you were reaching for cobblestone you accidentally grabbed that and you [ __ ] like raped absolutely look look you ready hold on hold on look i bypassed the compressor did you even see the [ __ ] heavy oh there’s another falcon the falcon

X ships so there’s an overweight falcon obesity is like a serious problem i don’t think it’s so correct for you to make a joke about it i can make jokes about it i’m fat as [ __ ] i play minecraft so what is a sandy’s like [ __ ] slash warp spaceman i fixed the lighting glitches

It fixed the lighting the opportunity to build opportunity is a great opportunity and uh you know we’ll see you next time in uranus uh thank you let’s go to venus to get more penis yeah catch you later for a little um oh come here i i do love myself some

Come here boy come here come here um i came back i’m i’m lost now are you talking to me i’m you know a little later for some like come here boy sleep is a myth