Marvin Minecraft: POMNI’s Secret Crush Revealed! 😱

Oh gosh um py what Jeffy hey what you doing nothing I’m literally so bored what do you mean what’s wrong I don’t know I just I’m stuck here you brought me into this world and I just have to hang out in this stupid living room okay

Whatever but um I want to be friends please I’m begging you no why Jey I’m not going to be friends with somebody who doesn’t care about me well I can daddy don’t not care about her uh pomy he never stops talking about you Jeffy I wish You’ stop talking about her all the

Time what’s wrong with you yeah yeah see no it doesn’t sound like friendship that sounds like you’re obsessed with me no yeah jeffy’s not obsessed with you he only has a poster and a candle lit and a shrine to you upstairs in his bedroom no

No I don’t anyways um so uh are we friends or what no leave me alone Jeffy just go away from me you know what fine fine this is dup hate going to my room what listen whenever I want a girl to fall in love

With me you know what I do what do you do check this out Jeffy what I sneak out I go grab a love potion from potion Master oh my gosh Daddy I already did that oh did you really oh my go so we have a Jeffy Jeffy are you leaving all your

Potions on the floor again friend I this one all right I got the FL potion daddy let’s go all right we’re going to go downstairs and I’m going to spashes on her hey pomy do you want to be my friend no I don’t oh oh Jeffy Jeffy do you think it

Work Oh Daddy I don’t know do you want to be my friend I want to be more than your friend Jeffy wait what hold on wait wait what does that mean Jeffy you don’t have a girlfriend wait wait wait wait wait what the heck what is happening

Jeffy I just never really thought about it I think that you are so cute Daddy what what what’s wrong with the friend potion Jeff Jeffy I I don’t know this has never happened to me before you must use some kind of other potion Jeffy we’re going to have to figure it out

What are you talking what other potion Jeffy I don’t know man but I think she’s in love with you what a love potion oh jeez oh I don’t think I’ve ever felt love before but that’s definitely what I’m feeling oh guys that’s Jeffy we we

Have to why don’t we go out we should go on a date okay you know what fine whatever I don’t want to but I’ll I’ll do it one time I want to be friends out the one time way your diaper looks e e stop looking at my diaper all right Jeffy

Good luck love you have fun on your day by bye Marvin or should I say Dad Jeffy oh my God I love Parks Jeffy this so beautiful um yeah but um why do you want to date me oh I don’t know I just I’ve never really thought about you like that

And now that I have I can’t get you out of my head okay you’re making me you’re making me cringe and like kind of want to die like this is really bad oh my gosh the butterflies in my stomach Jeffy I love you okay py let’s go to the

Park okay Jeffy wow look at all these fishies that aren’t real there’s nothing here yeah oh Jeffy I love ponds this is so beautiful guys I have to find a way to make her not like me I have a perfect idea hey pomy come here oh I’m coming

Jeffy I’ll come whenever you call look I found a really cool flower that smells so good a flower for meff yeah try and smell it go go down there go down and smell it oh Jeffy I have it oh it’s so beautiful hey you you there give all

Your money wa hey smell this flour smell this flow oh my God oh my gosh this D so bad oh no it echoed oh my gosh pomy are you afraid of me now you saved me we were going to get robbed and you you stopped him that was the most romantic thing

Anyone has ever done for me oh thank you Jeffy oh my god seriously I didn’t even want this I don’t want you to be hey pomy you hate this Zoo right oh the zoo scares me yeah all right let’s go all right Pony here we are at this stupid

Horrible Zoo I’m not really sure who made this but wow it’s bad all right so here is the moo it’s the it’s the thing that goes moo it’s the chicken oh I [Applause] love look Jeffy there’s baby Marvin’s this is so cute it’s not a baby Mar okay

Whatever that’s they look just like him but anyways over here we have the pandos hey pandos flip this is sick oh he got bers here wait I got that hey pomy kiss Me you got Panda snot in your mouth now oh I would do anything to kiss you Jeffy doesn’t bother me that is that is some crazy length son going oh look it’s my daddy again oh my gosh hey Piggies hey pomy would you want to date someone that hurts animals no why would

I want to yeah you die Pigs die you stupid pigs yeah take that you fat pig yeah I’m going to eat their dead corpses oh yeah die baby pig yeah yeah he’s dead oh yeah oh my gosh I just murdered that baby pig and ate his spine Jeffy how did

You know a pig attacked me when I was a little kid oh my gosh I I don’t fear them anymore Jeffy thank you for doing that what animal would I brutally murder and eat its spine for you to not like me I don’t know maybe these dogs here or

Something all right I know what I have to do yeah do doggies no you’re I disgraced Society yeah ow ow oh jeez this is ridiculous pomy oh I got to get I got to make him extinct okay here we go anyways pomy wait Jeffy those weren’t even dogs those

Were wolves and they were attacking you you you protected yourself you’re so strong I didn’t mean to protect myself I meant to murder those things but okay Jeffy you’re like my superhero I don’t want to be your superhero I want you to not like me anymore well that can’t

Happen silly I’m in love with you it didn’t work gosh I hate this pomy we’re going in the next date oh Jeffy I don’t really like amusement parks you don’t like amusement parks well don’t worry I’m going to be with you along the entire thing no but I’m I’m really

Scared I don’t I don’t think I should let’s go stop being a loser all right get in the Cs come on you’re going to be right behind me yeah I’m going to be right behind you pomy bye wait please your cart Jeffy oh oh yeah of course of

Course I’ll place my cart yeah wait Jeffy wait wait Jeffy wait I’m going wait stupid loser gosh oh no oh no oh no oh no okay all right let’s see I know there’s a lot let’s see um um PNE what’s wrong help me what’s wrong pomy what’s wrong oh gosh I’m so scared

Oh this guys this has definitely got to make her not like me anymore for sure Jeffy where are you I’m dancing I’m dancing y I’m dancing all alone all right let’s see um oh py are you okay Jeffy are you scared do you not like me anymore Jeffy you may you help

Me conquer my fears oh my gosh I love roller coasters that was so much fun kidding me I’m going out again I love it oh my gosh how does this keep happening oh my gosh oh my you know what I hate you I hate you again yay I’m going to the next date

Hey pomy are you scared of water I don’t know how to swim Jeffy all right get on my boat oh are you going to make sure we stay safe yeah of course I am look at all the Dolphins and stuff oh my God they’re so adorable wow it’s actually really

Beautiful yeah I know they’re so ad so cute wao you jumped out oh my gosh oh man all right pomy so we’re going to go out into the middle of the ocean okay oh uh okay yeah look at the Dolphin chasing us all right it looks like this part’s

Pretty deep so oh oh no what a shame our bat is breaking oh man what’s it’s breaking and bang I I can’t swim Jeffy you can’t swim that’s unfortunate man bye P name Jeffy I can’t Jeffy hopefully that works yes I can sit back relax and just enjoy the scery while she

Ground bom come on you scared sced yet you don’t want to date me surely surely this has to get rid of her like really there’s no way we don’t oh I’m doing it I’m swimming I’m swimming oh my gosh Jeffy no one’s ever been able to teach

Me how to swim and you you did it you you helped me swim guess if you push a bird out of its nest it’ll probably fly I was hoping you’d hit the ground but Jeff oh Jeffy I I SW a bunch of water thanks I did it yeah let’s go oh thank you

Jeffy all right pumy for this next date I’m going to take you to the most expensive and nice dining restaurant experience you’ll ever have McDonald’s oh really thank you Jeffy oh my gosh I’m so excited you can’t get anything because I don’t want you to you

Know um yeah all right here we go oh um hey worker huh what do you want welome to McDonald’s I need to kill that thing oh my gosh that is horrendous um that you are I’m sorry sir I I I have to address this you are the ugly ugliest

Human being I’ve seen in my life Welcome to McDonald’s oh oh wow um well anyways can I get a Big Mac ooh that sounds good oh love day Big Mac machine broken oh there’s a machine for Big Mac yeah um what about ice cream uh oh man oh ice cream machine broken I

Ate it all can we just get some french fries maybe yeah can I get fun fog yeah here you go um well thanks for the poisonous potatoes chicken nuggets whatever you want to call them but um you want chicken nuggets too here you go yeah those are somebody’s eyeballs those

Are someone’s eyeballs um all right well I mean Joy all right oh um here here um pom go go take a seat go take a seat okay anyways okay pomy hey oh spider eyes is it okay if I eat this Jeffy yeah eat it eat it eat it oh wait and here’s

Some poison potatoes it will poison you wait I I actually I forgot I I can’t eat it I can’t eat in the digital circus Jeffy but I really appreciate you trying to take me to a restaurant that’s really sweet here more for you Jeffy all right

Um thanks I appreciate it all right um is there anything that could possibly make you not like me Jeffy this has been the most amazing date ever oh thanks thanks I appreciate that um all right I got to go okay let’s go oh okay um I

Mean I’m going home so okay let’s go home Jeffy all right bomy I guess we’re back at the house this has been the best day ever yeah it kind of sucked to be honest um I’m I know we could spend more time together watch TV oh I’ll sit here

Too okay um I’m Jeffy I don’t usually do this on the first date but what the are you doing you just trying to kiss me what do you mean Jeffy I love you you just trying to kiss me didn’t you you just trying to kiss me

Well you you don’t want to kiss hey hey hey hey hey back up wait come here wa come here it’s just a kiss I just want a kiss please I’m piing you oh your B okay leave me alone oh gosh no oh God Jeff please Jeffy Dy was you

Take this I stole a hate potion from potion master all right there you go Jeffy okay okay okay okay th right out her face Jeffy you only got one shot come get me um py do you like me Jeffy you used a love potion on me um no yes you did

Jeffy you w no swearing