Mexican Minecraft Pt.2 | Cholo Punch!

Why are you walking with your chin up to this guy though I’m proud of what you doing why are you mumbling oh look at me you look like a little hillbilly that’s what I was aiming for if I had a door I probably would have locked you out

Thinking you were some homeless person walking in no no dude hey oh come here bro come here bro I wasn’t being just now like nah dawg hey listen Dawg your hillbilly voice is on point it’s just so hard never seen in person Maribeth left me she left me for that

Cousin skinned cow broken pig molested son of a gun Arthur what is Arthur had that I don’t oh yeah you might have a bigger but I have a bigger heart but sometimes hearts aren’t what girls are after Kevin Kevin no we need pal carajo por que por que me papa nunca me do ya mia mama me ho esta bien es por eso que tu vistas como mujer [Laughter] Not only do your gym but it’s got one – have you not noticed dog that I have been busy building the house I’ve been trying to finish the house it’s all the wrong colors it’s what do you see wrong here there’s no door no no no oh yeah I

Accidentally actually put this one there so sorry about that yeah there you go no what do you see wrong here nothing that it’s not finished that there’s no roof I’m gonna speak it in terms that you will understand right Papa Theo uh-huh Valentina oh really how is that wrong hold on you

Never put the patio and Valentina on the same taco food you never served yourself a plate of Doritos and put a fin Valentina sauce and then put Tabasco sauce sometimes a little bit of Cholula and you got yourself the perfect trifecta of flavor from the barrio well no Puerto Ricans don’t use hot

Sauce we use a song yeah dawg I’m sorry I can’t relate all I know is that there’s nothing wrong with this we’ll all right you were clearly dropped on your taco shell when you were a kid and we need to get a flat-screen TV and we

Need to get a pool table and we need to get a jacuzzi and we need to get um can we get we need to build a second floor dog because I’m not sharing a whole house with you I’m gonna get the top floor what are you doing stop is the

Wrong color what is wrong with you like you feel no I can’t tell if you’re mad or smile or a happy about [Laughter] yes I’m tired of this is messing with my OCD no no no no no this is how you do it correctly see see look at this look at

This over here yeah look what what is the color of that huh they needed a corner a cover on a mono we also need to go mining for iron we need armor we need the bucket so that we can get up here easily yeah okay how

Many times have I told you if you can see Pennywise holding a Politis and the air towards you don’t grab it because you pull you down to the sewer for this long this time he didn’t use a polity use so he came to me and he’s like eh

You know that Papa there’s a hole over here Oh dog with you hold on boy hey did you not see this what’s up um there’s a spawner right here full Oh dog hey help me break it oh dude there’s like six of them in there dog what are you doing oh

I’m about to die for I need I need a jump later damn it dog I got a hateful I’m hungry I Got two words I can’t help people co-op here I’m trying looking at me I found a music disc is it Spiders in there is like the size of in what though this might be very hard for us to accept for I’m lost now dog we’re not even [ __ ] with that negativity the dog it’s all of a positivity we’re gonna persevere dog we’re gonna strive we’re gonna create we’re gonna multiply dog multiply web

You know this reminds me of what Francisco Francisco for a why’d you have to mention Francie’s go dog I’m sorry I just he had that multiplication accident food he / 0 dog and disappeared is he imma go looking for him dog wait wait where I’m gonna divide by 0

Don’t do it goodbye Eduardo it’s Eduardo with an R are you gonna are you gonna divide by 0 why are you walking with your chin up to this guy don’t walk like a cholo inside of a cave way do you know how hard it was to watch everything you

Picked out of that chest burn oh just right I just burned the 8/8 dog Yelp Aniston helpin oh yeah Oh help an el punto reveal your way el Banat oven tenemos BAM the most you poor dumb boy oh boy here’s a pun Francisco I’m Frances Wayne old bum

Francisco actually felt concern for me he puts them hosted tens it ever that was more intense and you’re falling in the limo with your chin up August gonna be okay this elastic cover on I got you dog I got you anytime buddy anytime this is a second time I save you

From a cave collapsing quit striking this it’s all soft do you see the pixelated sheep yeah listen don’t even worry about that hey I race you to see you kissing the top first bring it on though wait you’re serious you’re digging straight up yeah that’s what happens that’s what happens that’s

What happened oh wait wait wait wait don’t come up here for don’t wait wait wait kill the zombie behind you do not come up here do it this is red alert red getting alert right now Dawg don’t come up here kill the zombie okay meeting no no no come here come here

Huddle huddle time I’m serious listen wait litterers our chicken I can smell it I can’t no no no no it’s not a chicken okay just peek your head over peek your head over and look where is it them over straight ahead on the edge don’t do

Anything you see him you see how they’ll get you yeah you see his crossbow yeah thought we’ve been intruding a dog dog listen treated listen the frijoles gang is here for revenge and those dog look around your dog they could be anywhere listen listen you hungry don’t get down

Get down it could be a Carol dog they could be that that could be a Trojan horse who you ever see using target I’m gonna go talk to that cow over there right no no no that could be one of them fool no sister trust me trust me I’m

Gonna ask it a specific question that only a flea hole a gang member would know doc careful crouched all crouched they could be they could have crossbows on you dog he’s gonna see you know the cow is an informant on his dog this is the casbah dog he’s a

Whistleblower he gave away our location for and now the frijoles gang is here to wait for us to get here so that they could kill us they could be in our house right now dog he’s still there he’s still there you still there come back come back quick there’s no way that they

Found our base dog there’s no way there’s only one way to do this we’re gonna have to take him out we’re gonna do this in a stealthy way dog I’m gonna go behind that tree and I’m gonna get his attention I just stayed a golden apple so I’ve got enough health and

Stuff so I’m gonna go behind the Train I might be like what so Pope and then he’s gonna look over to me and then he’s gonna try to come for me at which point you’re gonna come around this way dog from over here and you’re gonna be in

The round which I watch are you might see you doc I saw his unibrow looking right at me okay and then you’re gonna come and then you’re gonna and then you’re gonna attack him when he tries to attack me you attack him and you get him

From behind should I hit him with my chola punch dog best Joel approach you got dog I’m counting on you are you ready you got a dog oh my gosh do don’t don’t don’t pinch it to lose pinches to lose don’t don’t don’t don’t be holy again is unibrow is only to take

To choose those two too but those two pinches to lose you ready doc yeah oh I’m good wait though wait wait for my signal wait for my signal hey what’s up dawg hey he sees me dawg he sees me dawg he’s got eyes on me dawg he’s not coming

To me Dawg Dawg it’s okay get closer get closer though he’s gonna shoot me with this okay okay okay close him up protection dog is what you going on I think he might be stupid stupid hey what’s up dawg yo mama tambien fair wait I don’t think he’s

Paying attention to me right now dad I think he’s calling his friends he’s giving the signal [Laughter] [Laughter]