Mind-blowing Final Fantasy VII Blind Playthrough!

Forgot to announce it I swear man I’m so brainless on Fridays all right we are live welcome everybody to some more Final Fantasy 7 blind this is Sky hurricane and I got Dopey and game the wolf here with me glad to have them both pleasure what year is it uh not

1986 I’m not alive yet I think yeah in the last session we got cloud back or was it the session I’m not even conceived yet man yeah me either I’m negative3 years old that was just a glint in the postman’s eye at that age the post something funny about that oh look at

That we saved right in the place you’re supposed to go yeah I think um yeah we need to go to the airport which is right there y yeah right here no that that’s our sub that’s our submarine that we just got in the last session but yeah the airport’s right

Here isn’t it the docks lead don’t the docks lead to the airport Yep yeah hope everybody’s having a great Friday and everything yeah I was so tired last Friday that I went to bed at 8:30 at night oh you know it’s bad if you sleep 83 what time did you go there I ask on uh Saturday morning yeah um yeah since I

Went to bed so early Friday I actually got up early Saturday I think I woke up at like 8 Saturday morning oh that’s so I had about 12 hours of sleep yeah yeah still a lot yeah I was TI he sleeps all that while then he’s like oh just what I need

Yeah I swear I really am Goku cuz I like to eat and sleep I swear try to stay up and like your sleep like Cloud you Cloud just loves riding the elevator you can help Cloud I know it’s fun but if you fast for the elevator I’m pretty sure you

Just rock it up into the sky but I don’t know about that the Twilight Zone Tower of ter okay okay H good every time oh no that’s right oops oh this is right oh you were making fun of me I heard you I confirm nothing oh Lord I thought it was the locker

Room no the locker room was up I think but I could I never can remember where to go but I didn’t know the locker room was up well I think I Know all righty oh no the huge Materia huge oh she’s going to wake us up is she let’s get there before they do and catch them and where’s their destination e rocket town of course oh I remember rocket town but I don’t remember where it

Is I I’ll I’ll pull map I don’t know either zo lives I don’t reckon I want to go up here though no that was it now you can leave let’s go back yeah just needed that cut scene to know where we’re going next yeah yeah this is the workout room I’m pretty sure

Right yeah I must be tripping cuz I thought that’s the door you went in yeah I could have sworn that was the door and now this goes to the city or something I think so yeah oh my gosh I actually remember wow what happen what is wrong Sky’s brain grew three sizes that Day I the Grinch Stole Valentine surprised that wasn’t a thing there was a thing with him in Halloween though that I did not know I mean Boris Carlo did the naration already so I mean hey Zack hey smack good to see you bud how you doing

Today if thought said hey Zach I’m like Zach is in chat what I just saw some Shinra soldiers all huddled together discussing something they said a plane carrying huge huge who who is there where where do Voice come from anyway Materia what are we taking off from the airport above I

Think he’s going seile I am where’s my chick where’s that Maxine chick she Maxine you’ll be able to see her Sunday she will be starring for everyone to say glad you HB like where’s my wife I’m really excited obviously oh your name is Z smack okay so Zach is in the

Chat y Zach in chat okay hey lazy uh oh no oh hey super La gamer all your health is struggling what’s wrong super La gamer like what specifically yeah if you’re at liberty to say yeah you know yeah if you feel okay to say it if you don’t want to understand it’s

Definitely not over here it has to be on this Western Island guess what wrong I’m wrong no you’re not I got East and West chicken butt I think I’ve got taking on your fatigue understandably yeah it is on the yeah I thought it would be on this

Island but I don’t remember if you see the rocket uh I don’t remember either oh what’s this room that’s the cosmo Canyon wait which Mario 3 playr is that’s this is this is Canon that’s not it okay Super Mario 3 play three oh that was such a fun one smack Super Mario

Brother 3 so fun that’s all is this isn’t it is it is it Rock that I did not know that was rocket forgive me looks like a giant tree yeah it it looks like I really messed up asparagus stalk a bamboo wait what about asparagus rocket tone Zach’s got the

Smack and back I got actually that did sound pretty cool oh I like the music for this City Zach’s got the smack and he’s back for the attack Zach Attack yeah I used weapon ain’t nothing else will do all right well what do you got probably nothing I need dang I didn’t realize I had so much money is it sine or like SM like you’d say s’mores partake

I was playing with like uh infinite craft I don’t know if you heard of that but I combined s’mores with Oreos and I created Soros um it’s Delicious oh sugar levels oh oh a sudden death a ring to prevent sudden death that’s actually really really something uh oh and I don’t have that do I apparently I don’t have any no you don’t that could be a good one I feel like preventing instant kills should be on top of your

List yeah cuz there are some oh my goodness if we can sleep probably should do that yeah don’t give it to Cloud he’s good yeah oh your blood sugar’s too high I’m sorry man okay let’s put it on uh Her I always got to check my blood sugar check it off friendly yeah I’m really sorry about that got to be protected Cloud use protection before going to the life stream next time so the mids aren’t helping yeah that really complicates things when the medicine isn’t helping

Yeah oh 300 Gill to the Shanghai in oh the 300 Gill Well I’ll be definitely praying for you super lazy gamer and thinking about you yep too at least the vampires think you’re sweet yeah with the high blood sugar I wonder if that’s really how it works like would your um like would you okay I’d rather not think too hard

About that no it’s just funny yeah what were you going to actually Say oh your characters all up to level 90 oh wow smack you’ve been playing this a lot I only skipped last week I didn’t I yeah but he didn’t skip a day basically yeah I just um so he probably would have gotten a 90 and two if you

Play for like two weeks and you play a day every you know yeah yeah what president R for was doing by getting all those mechanics together yeah that is a good question I wonder what is he up to Shinra serious about launching that piece of crap rocket but why now and why

Can I only say crap and not hey jro hopefully you’re doing well T that I’m good Alex how are you doing What see you do I know any good jokes I feel like I’m dead inside please just shoot me now you have to have something strong enough this looks like a chest here that I already open I think it’s just a box uh I’m really happy because I played Kingdom Hearts on level one

And how did that go that man right there’s Dopey in five years if he keeps doing runs like this try five weeks oh yeah five yeah yeah you would never make it five years not after what I was here last night oh my goodness I was taking my shower and I

Seriously thought you were dying I was rushing through my shower because I was like oh God this dude actually I might have to freaking I mean I don’t know what I can do from thousands of miles away but have to contact Lindsay like he’s oh my God you call Scotland Yard that’s what

You do looks like a what in the hell was that thing it’s like a big gun or something oh big gun oh there is a gun look there an AK47 D oh let me it is your daughter and your grandparents you don’t have a lot going on oh oh so

You’re still light CL here is AK-47 just pick it up well um yeah en enjoy enjoy the time off while you have it you are now cloud of Duty yeah this led to the rocket didn’t it if I’m not mistaken but I can’t go there

Now did you have a good visit with your daughter I know that is a few days ago Obviously there’s a huge rocket here but I knew there was a smaller one what’s that a huge rocket huge that was instant a Spectacle is something about to happen oh I’m getting excited Grand man girl do I really want to know what you’re excited about well what do does a rocket look like to you I am not going to answer y I’m staying those terrorists are here really those terrorist do y’all

Seriously want to fight me I mean go ahead it’s your funeral you can’t spill funeral without fun oh wow that was that was really quick and you can’t spell slaughter without laughter I’m just going to kill y’all cuz y’all ain’t going to have anything worth stealing anyway there you

Go that wasn’t so hard was it Sky could you imagine it that’s that’s why I can play for a 2hour session but get nowhere because I just had to steal everything this should just be called a full klepto playthrough I I I think they I think you piss them off they’re like

What you won’t steal from me how dare you oh I’m glad you did smake yeah you’re going to have to take your ex support Sor here oh man yeah yeah it’s definitely really important to be careful with all that stuff um we’re going to call an Al and

Company are you know cuz once you have kids you’re always going to be connected with them you know so if it’s the wrong person then you know a metaphorical umbilical cord yeah don’t let them get any further everyone oh attack I’m just going to sit back and

Watch oh my goodness sit back and enjoy the show look it’s the same exact fight as before wow utterly deu all over again whoopee like it’s raining on your wedding day wow irony there the good advice that you just didn’t take want a man from Venus with a rocket ship for a

Wier how dare you put her to sleep does she look like she can be put to sleep I don’t like it no you have TR I’ve already got enough of my beauty Sleep I get ugly sleep Myself the Princess Peach gets I can’t do a Princess Peach voice like you end H like you’re not going anywhere nowhere we’re not dressed like that Why am I having fun with this like this oh God you’re having way too much fun oh why are you doing that stop it that tingled oh I should have had smelly go to his uh thing what are you waiting for smelly byebye let him wreck it space harer beam yeah Ace

SK not over yet snake yeah I don’t like you we going to do this take smell go smelly breath snake I will show you the true power of CQC as I was raised with a British accent even though we are twins it’s totally not suspicious oh my goodness

There’s a smoke bul coming out of a frog’s face how do you feel about that get out of here you’re still alive we got to watch all the chemicals in the water it might turn them gay okay long frog I’m just going to fall asleep and let the men handle it

For me yeah oh you talk about cutting the cord when they were born the abil cord yeah that would be I don’t know if I’d be I get a little squeamish when it comes to oh my all leled up when it comes to stuff like that it’s why I

Could never be a nurse or a doctor oh hello binocular wait Cloud you’re going to kick those shinro out of my rocket then take me with you Alex J yes oh okay oh boy just B you know what we’re going to get balloons back too but I need to take

Y’all it’s going to take me 10 minutes to get all the Justin Bieber versus Ben Sharpie hey real fan how are you what the heck oh this is a stopping point I can do change except saving so I wouldn’t call it that do I really want to change on both

We’re going to be here all Day oh no decision making can equip binocular with material it won’t even let you change party members yeah it won’t let let me change it so um hold On Buffy’s equipped with an Avenger that’s nice thought there was some quick way to do this box is locked the lights are on it’s final fantasy fighting time no that would be Air Guys you ever played okay here we go here we go I just had to

Keep pushing buttons so I figures it out trying to Button Mash an RPG for man I’m sorry y I’m sorry your brother was giving you hell yesterday cuz you started Dark Souls for beating final fantas 7 well in all fairness you haven’t beat Dark Souls yet

Either have you so I mean it’s just that you’re coming back to uh you’re just coming back okay so like I was on the chat and then just sto loading what people say Oh Lord have mercy of course your brother could give you help for Star Dark Souls for being FF because it’s just like oh man you’re starting a big game before you beat a big game sh oh no Shinra Beta I have that Imperial Guard on her sh Him oh yeah apparently the superior guard’s really good well let me just get who I’m going to get on here first and we’ll decide yeah do you want to place his Armor let me get a let me get balloons in here I thought that was Naruto at first change members of party I I hope I’m not boring everybody nah no it’s just the nature of the game man a pajama day I hate to tell you this St but you

Don’t actually need to buy that so you could have saved 20 grand but it is convenient to buy what now can’t tell you you not have that part of the game yet the Chris from blacksmith oh you don’t have to buy the crease okay all right balloons let’s

See what we can put on you you know balloons is my favorite I pr Having buy I prefer having things taken off me waa ball oh hey so at the end of this month Final Fantasy 7 remake part two comes out yay hold up hold up hold up I’m St who was the other person that I had equipped then again another go smelly

Goth he has a lot of good stuff oh my goodness so oh yeah Pro tip Kristen I just wear pajamas while I’m in the house anyway like I’m not dressing up unless someone’s coming over to my house or I’m going somewhere yeah just cut around in my Dragon Ball Z dressing

Gun I got take that offing coat is it really dragon balls if you have a gown dragon dang that really is good for Magic you uh felt tumb because you totally got wrapped to the later by the waterfall I know was talk I’m not going to throw it yeah all these off I have to remember what in the hill L did my brain feels like it’s melting right now that’s saying a lot for a teacher

Yeah gosh man dealing with teenagers all day it’s like it’s all I can do just to drive home and not fall asleep immediately okay Okay okay now we’re ready to start equipping stuff which is the safety bit seem pretty good watch you go through all this and then there’s not even any Battles man watch that be what happens though that Aurora looks really Good Eden coat has a lot of slots Aurora Borealis red Mind at this time of year on this character we localize entirely within Sky game yes Imperial Guard she no oh yeah that Imperial Guard that she has is really good really good okay for giving you the ribbon balloons cuz you deserve it thank you okay don’t tell one ribbon for

Balloon so how’s everybody doing doing doing fine how are you I have post trumatic stress disorder but otherwise no not bad um all I see out here in the lot I fell fell on my fell on my side earlier but it was a i didn’t have far to

Go so added effect and lightning like on your uh weapon that no it’s it’s Elemental you want if you want to do a lightning punch so what is what does added effect do status effect status I always forget you want to put Po in there was a

Whole big menu that you did last session that went over all of us I told you I have the memory of a dead goldfish a dead goldfish H yeah wait what uh this metaphor lost meaning not even aive goldfish anymore okay it’s a tarnished fish

Course it is an xfish it has ceased to be I watched that a couple of nights ago we actually had a field trip called lab Venture The Mystery of the xfish turned out to be the Atlantic pairing Zach says he hopes you’re okay Garrett what happened G fell and land he side oh you fa from where I’m going to assume he’s SLI okay so so a bruise a scrape what okay didn’t we have mp+ paired with something or no MP absorb yeah paired with what do we have it paired with wasn’t it one of the

Summons I think it was yeah I think not 100% Sure I was going to say she could probably use that yeah h plus Ultima so I don’t have Ultima on cloud though I’m pretty sure you don’t have more than one ultimate so don’t oh somebody’s something had double growth I’m trying to figure out what Cloud’s weapon is I think smelly golf had the double growth thing thanks go had it so you won’t do Anyan I just want to say to everyone in the chat who was with me last night thank you for suffering through that with me meant the

World suffering through Psy attage we ever seen a clip where the wrestler Roman Reigns says that actually no it’s painful to Watch I don’t even know what this point take your time revive oh yeah and I also po through a pawn shop the other day found a PS2 game called Motor Mayhem it’s like Twisted Metal in the future a attack with paired Materia absorbs MP at the same time so I

Think I paired this with a summon which one was the best one oh I got a drone just thought i’ say that jealous Titan that’s not the best one is it bam it okay whoa I know dragon food people watching this are probably like what a

Noob seriously I am I’m good Nick how are you I’m just really tired is it blind playthrough imply Noob it’s like okay you got you figured it out yeah it only took it only took you 20 sessions but you figured it out okay H later there’s nothing that I can really care here 9 million you million billion well he has a lot of [ __ ] so let’s see what was my enemy skill that was already leveled up here we go call him mini skirt store time definely on Fire barrier I guess oh yeah master of material goes for a lot of money for sure did you know that the various suit is just a poorly translated barrier suit I don’t need Transformer because I got that breath thing what’s the point of even using transform yeah that’s true manipulate

Fuses yeah yeah you have bad breath no need for transforming I’ll do that I guess oh seal was it seal that thing that uh use on the enemy to try to get something from it no I just put it to sleep what was that thing more oh

More I have more do I have it on cloud it’s yellow that helps yellow oh that definitely Helps yeah you you’re try like I see what you’re doing Sky I realize that Beyond stealing you want to like steal their Essence with morph at oh I do where is morph I knew have you thought of playing a rogue in Skyrim or something put up ELD like

Rog didn’t you pick a thief class in darkart Souls I don’t remember now I did I did that makes sense makes a lot of sense oh y’all are learning a lot about me CTO drugs you say that like his news how everyone this is klepto hurricane and I’m stealing subscribers left and

Right okay and also losing subscribers how long it took me to how long it took me to do that you know what I was a bit surprised finally continue the game my goodness wait there’s a game here you know it’s ironic in the first let’s the first Final Fantasy the thief

Could only run away they couldn’t steal well in the NES one cuz that game’s Broken oh is this Barack Obama you again no it’s Lawrence Fishburn hi rude we will eliminate everyone against shim’s white po what I am no relation to Peach just cuz it’s Lord’s Fisher doesn’t mean you voice of like cowboy Snake man you should probably try and steal from I’ll say that much yeah that’s one was going to bring that up yeah get it cuz stealing is rude obviously I love stealing you don’t have to steal me Twice well we tell you twice anyway oh it doesn’t even work on him no he’s a boss but it poison okay I can’t um okay I have to kill these guys I can’t even steal from them can I move fast for the poison get some oh is that going to kill him oh

Yeah yes that’s what poison does oh wow it’s doing a lot of damage it lingers should I heal Him well you say I you say I better steal from him Root’s like oh thanks steal here what you do with the funny hold on no you can’t morph him before you try how much cuz you imagine you just morph extremely important character it’s like oh he has 8400 so he’ll last a While couldn’t steal anything what a shame what are you doing a barrier like barrier I’m working on it what I left that freze from P bad oh no don’t you mean piss pan that’s what his name should have been he does have something I just want to heal only Cloud

Can I not do that yeah for some reason it’s not letting me one of the one of the d-pad buttons I’m pretty sure oh my gosh he actually is doing a lot of damage to Cloud what three in a row oh my Goodness steal from Him Uh I’m just going to go ahead and do this I hope this doesn’t kill him Sounds well there goes that well Cloud why you have to ruin the fun well okay what did he have to steal what did I just miss out on I’ll check hey walking Dreams yeah a lot of things are lingering it lingers yeah the poison oh is Man thank godess oh sorry I’m checking one we Had yeah yeah why are you here R of the T should have been here rude too bad those guys are over there oh man are being done in like that but I won’t let you through oh boy I bet you’re really going to put up a Fight oh wow it’s one of these yay wow let’s just do this just for fun of it oh oh my God [Laughter] woo that’s what I call the falling NE that was fun that does make no sense there’s Overkill and then there’s what you just [Laughter]

Did I’m not sure you want to know what you missed out on oh gosh was it something really good yes but you’ll get another chance to get it later um and it’s only a drop from him I’m guessing Yep he just died too fast what could I do hey what the hell are you guys doing hey just when I thought something was going on you come back listen to me captain we’re going to watch this rocket I can’t do it justic voice I’m sorry huh what are you talking

About got to load of material po this and blow up meteor our rock is going to save the planet Man is so cool wait a minute shut up just shut the hell up shut up Cloud how’s the [Laughter] rocket it’s pretty much okay PL to run a meteor not a pilot but the most important device is broken oh well thank you I really appreciate it two months ago already wow and ony oh you want to visit uh Japan yeah that’ll probably take a while to save up money for that

Yeah don’t worry though they like helping doors like a lot broken how’s their repir going sh oh great what a bunch of wizards you guys are she’s going to take a hundred years because she’s she she’s like thousands of years oh that was his assistant wasn’t it yeah not really it

Wouldn’t take that long I’ll take over so don’t worry about the autopilot I only go manual hey go ahead go tell everyone the this is basically binoculars baby you know this is his rocket so even though the bad guys are using it he’s he just can’t help himself I’m a rocket

Man all right Captain good luck rocket Ranger rer rocket 8% Purity rocket binocular what the hell are you doing there are generations of knowledge and wisdom inside the Materia we’re going to borrow their powers and save the planet from Sethro there’s no way that we can lose the huge Materia

Huge you understand that right crazy woman quit that word yeah I understand I understand that Materia is precious else understand what you’re thinking but listen I don’t give a rat’s ass whether it’s science or magical power no I guess if I had to choose I’d rather put my money on the power of

Science the power of the keyblade the power the science Blade no humans humans used to only roam around the ground are able to fly now and finally are about to go into outer space science is a power created and developed by humans and science just might be what saves this Planet I was able to earn my living thanks to science so to me there’s nothing greater now quit your worrying about what Shinra is going to do I don’t want to regret not having done something later but Binocular shut the hell up I don’t want to hear [Laughter] it all right jeez time to e the work anyone who ain’t involved the hell out of here give me my coffee what the hell what the hell happened what’s going on my kidneys Palmer what the hell did you Do goddamn Fat Albert I mean why’ you pick today to get fast damn poor chaos Aral don’t even budge it’s completely locked up almost what the no countdown just don’t see the same without it hey oh Team Rockets blasting off again she did it fast this time didn’t she spy ship sighted Battle

Stations nuclear launch detected oh dang yeah yeah you can’t just launch a rocket half hazly or that [ __ ] happens yeah probably not a good idea to head have your house right next to Rocket no no it just means it’s cheaper insurance and we’re on about theate would be really cheap if you live

Next to a Rocket that thing about the economics where can I buy my rocket insurance um from space cor I don’t know I finally made it outer space let’s see how’s the coret I don’t even think Cernic’s was this Eccentric yep head for a CIS with meteor sorry I had a mosquito can’t we oh I’ve got a pair of mosquito bits too can’t we do something if it goes on we going to explode in the Meteor that damn Palmer went out of his way to lock the autopilot device we might not be able to change the Course well at least we saved those uh soldiers I mean you know yeah I guess we did what the hell am I saying This Is the End a green screen recently before you started saving oh you’re making your own soda that’s interesting huh what the hell are you

Saying you’re still young and you give up that easily skill issue Cloud I’m not going to crash the meteor skill Is just Watch I keep an escape pot on the rocket just for emergencies like this oh that’s a good idea smart move I smart it is safe with the lock code in the Escape pod we’ll bail right before it crash in the meteor and I doubt this Rocket’s even going to phase Meteor hey what about the huge material huge [Laughter] yeah if you want the material do whatever you want I see what you did there binocular you really careful not to use that word mhm mhm material should be there after you climb that ladder you sure I don’t

Know I know what I said a minute ago but maybe all that I really wanted was just to go in outer space so why don’t so why don’t you all do whatever you think is right huh I’m just in space right now that’s cool oh that’s

Great I did it like Sid like yeah I just made to space I don’t really care about the plot anymore I’m the first man in space who cares go up the lad can’t get me up here I finally found the huge Materia huge yes join me it’s structured so that the lock can

Be opened if we enter the passcode from this control Panel ENT the I keep walking back into you that’s weird what the hell would that be 6969 there’s control panel try and operate it pass no I said it to 8008 obviously come on Hey Cloud you know how to use it right every time it says enter pass code push one of those okay what are these things Cloud what’s going on if you punch it in the right code it’ll unlock and you can get the huge material huge so what am I supposed to enter the

Passcode in I don’t know just try to punch the code randomly oh Lord I got to guess this yeah it’s masterminds guy haven’t you ever played Mastermind there’s only so many combinations by the way okay well that didn’t work all right write down what you put down because uh I did you got three minutes to figure it out circle square well I don’t have time seems like you missed the code if we

Don’t enter the correct pass code before the protection system activates we won’t be able to get the material back oh [ __ ] don’t worry I’ve got the correct passcode oh is it always the same one I heard this you probably to add to that trying to remember some codes while try I’m trying everything with the circle first okay I can’t remember give me some more time come on control panels busted Dude I have a feeling you pushed the circle only once that I did didn’t I the third digit was an X I think okay thirds and Eggs when you get to 1 minute I’ll just tell you or maybe 30 seconds I’ll just tell you what it is third digit was an X I think just repeating Myself I’m pretty sure the last digit was a triangle no maybe it was an X Sir oh man this guy has the same problems I do it’s like I’m good with technology and then I forget crap damn it I have a feeling you pushed Circle only Once he says the third digit was an X but if that’s the case then the fourth digit couldn’t be an x no you is third digit is next and the fourth oh and the fourth yeah oh my gosh just can’t be multiple circles that’s all when get for

30 seconds I’ll tell you so don’t Worry I have a feeling it put I have a feeling I’m going to smack my brain in just like smack it out of my ears I think there was a key that you have to push twice you already solv That oh that’s it okay oh you got it well done I okay you what was it it was I think Square Circle XX circle square XX or circle square XX I know it was one of those okay yeah passco confirmed identifi as authorized user unlocked cool beans so how are you doing

Nick all right Cloud it’s unlocked all right what’s in here yep my great advice save the day Mak crab received key item huge Materia every goddamn time and I would like to put that huge in my pocket H okay well now what my wife keeps putting P things in

My pockets cuz she knows men’s pants actually have pockets it’s pretty funny I have like these huge I have these huge Pockets you know huge Yeah glad you’re not doing bad Nick oh sh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that scared me oh my goodness damn my leg stuck in the debris binocular I can’t it’s so heavy I can’t lift it oh come on look at what you carry around every day this is nothing those are filled

With helium what are you talking about don’t worry about me hurry up and go if you don’t hurry the Rocket’s going to crash in the meteor go on without me it’s towards the end of the game so huge eror to yeah J to kill K the fortnite bought like 40

Times I can’t go without my friends you no time to worry about other people I’m going to do whatever I can you’re stupid you’re really stupid but you’re one of bus binoculars tank number eight blow up so tank number eight really was Mel functioning I’m surprised how close to my personality C

Is Shir you were right yeah and he made her look like a fool all that time a but this is the end for me this is the end for paper jam Dipper don’t say that binocular oh H Shira there she is I tagged along I’m coming to help you

Whether you like it or not you stupid oh I’m sorry Nick what could oh yeah you got to really be careful when lifting I know which word it is it’s pretty obvious sorry it said just need some coffee the Escape pot is this way please hurry yeah he’s still kind of sore

Lift up your legs not with your back hurry I’m going to detach the Escape pod hey Shira does this pod really fly it better it’ll be okay I’ve been checking it till now and I’m relieved he had to think about it a moment yeah yeah yeah okay after he kept making fun

Of her inadequacy you know lacia was acting like she was but apparently she was she knew what she’s talking about all along Happ in your super smart trust me whoa 90 CGI oh so cool so this is outer space man it’s the real thing I’m really hearing outer

Space man she is hard is she freaking space I agree so long something should run number 26 okay so it really wasn’t important for me to say at all oh no I missed a dialogue describing which number ship it was oh wow yeah that’s not going to do anything to

It well before was a meteor now it’s just going to be it’s like throwing a paper clip at a bowling ball ain’t going to do anything that’s my favorite hobby what if you magnetized it though could you just stick it on um oh my good trying to take him down a flaming

Meatball oh yes I’m very hot Great Balls of Fire did you say balls Um we all have popy arms we need to eat more spinach whoa H it did seem like I had a little bit of an effect made a crat suddenly Majora’s Mask yeah you’ve met with a terrible there’s Grand Pap he’s still Alive lovely jeez his arms are skinny his hands are so Big we dent on it you got your salad sing on level 93 oh dang rofus and the others plan was a failure well I called that one what a bust but I kind of hoped it work we’ been bother on as much as we can right no other way wonder if we’ve

Been wrong all this time you’ve been wrong all the time for real makes you worry doesn’t it oh I love y’all too thank you for the hearts don’t worry think that’s exactly what I tell my students every day oh my gosh they don’t want to think thinking makes me worry what the

Hell you know you’re not wrong hey the girl’s right what did you call me you start worrying and there’s no stopping it things just start falling apart and get worse and yeah I know from experience the girl is it yes the girl you’re pretty damn optimistic you up to

Something yeah i’ thinking about this and that all the time went up here looking at the planet I been thinking even if we were floating in the ocean and Escape pod I’ve been thinking too about the universe Planet ocean sorry my headset just went how wide and big no matter

Where I go and what I do it won’t change a thing yeah it’s wi and big at least you didn’t say that other word you wonder why we’re here maybe you’re right one of life’s great Mysteries isn’t it why are we here but I came with something different

My welcome not your welcome it’s mine I always thought this planet was so huge huge look at it from space I realize it’s so small we’re just floa in the dark kind of makes you feel powerless I’m getting philosophical and existential crisis please help on top of that it’s got

Sephra festered ins like a sickness are you hitting on me [Laughter] Austin oh I’m playing that’s why I say this plan’s still a kid a little kid sick and trembling in the middle of this huge Universe someone’s got to protect it that’s what we’re trying to do here you missed a huge by the way huge huge hu well thank you super lazy gamer I appreciate it he’s calling you Daddy now you follow me that’s someone is US binocular that’s beautiful but you

Still called me the girl so get [ __ ] no binocular you even got to me you’re my best friend now all of a sudden do now what do now what do now what how are we going to protect the planet from meteor oh he meant so now what someone typo that Hard I’m still thinking about that uh how do these sh things work that’s not too far from the truth it’s like what the hell aglets what are those did you hear something oh [ __ ] the planet stream of meteor is it this planet I don’t know what it is but

It’s creeping me the heck out oh my yeah super lazy gamer you know you’re always welcome and I really do hope you get to feel better yeah hey how do we know that this is really the planet scream kind of sounds like one of my Ex-girlfriends like me did you forget your ex-girlfriend was a planet no you sound like Nancy Pelosi this is kind of how Nancy Pelosi sounds not going to [Laughter] lie boan Haagen there boing hogin let’s go see grandfather to Cosmo Canyon oh I haven’t been there in a

While cos M yeah you were just trying to go there accidentally but and I already probably forgot where it was I’m sure be able to tell her something that’ll be helpful of course she is Nick of course she is she just smokes 50 a day that’s all 50 pegs a

Day rich able to afford that 50 packs you mean like 50 like pounds of the stuff jeez I have my way of making money oh look he’s level 10 D level 10 now so far in life might want to save just you’re right you’re right yeah

We haven’t saved in a while have we I have to land don’t I yeah [ __ ] y’all forgive me I’m a little [ __ ] let’s see [ __ ] oh my gosh my three brain cells are looks like we got to go back looks like we got to go back to Earth again each brain cells for each character in your part yeah yeah one brain cell per character you got

It okay so I thank you was on this island you don’t need green shs when you look like this that’s not Cosmo can you the brains are stored within the balloons this it yep yep oh my gosh my three brain cells are coming in colit on you’re rubbing them together making a

Fire how do I land can I not Lander prob up they get to land on ground like it has to be grass this game really wants you to touch grass yeah I mean yeah figures okay now how do I get up Here that touch Grass you want to steal from that and then morph it oh yeah yeah oh thank you sweet well you should keep stealing from mat if you see another one jeez how much health does I Have one hit oh it stole my mp well Cloud didn’t like that very much how dare you guys only Sky gets the steal from the enemy not the other way around yeah you don’t steal my you can get away with it D that actually did a

Lot there was at Cosmo Canon I think there was an in there should be Yeah there you go I know who needs brain cells I’ve gotten by pretty fine my whole life without them they’re they’re kind of optional [Laughter] really oh it’s you this is terrible the color of that unlucky star the children are so scared that they won’t even go outside I’d rather not see it

Either oh I do like the music here too yep it’s very good okay that’s a shop up there I think think what the hell is this I don’t know might be the end of yeah wind farming Yeah farts all we need is farts 19 of those these are expensive but look how much money you have you’re Right cornicopia okay wait that’s funny Hunger Games I’m going to stuff them in the cornicopia there we go that’s amazing St of Planet life right here no maybe I am a bit afraid but whenever I’m reading study of planet life I could forget all my fears my Tears for Fears

Sounds like an old vs I’m David atur this yeah that’s what I thought I couldn’t oh I couldn’t go here now we’re going to watch tur gobble gobble in the sunset full cure Materia that’s very good so every status effect probably magic source is full like the solution to bad breath that increases Magic this is my battle trumpet fart Tru as opposed to farticus what are you guys doing why are we going on about farts What was the other thing that I won that I just got a full cure besides full cure I thought there was a third thing Elixir yeah oh it was an Elixir okay okay thank you yeah don’t worry about the Elixir um that full cure sounds really good so

It’s not same as restore is it no F here Philly Hills you so should I unequip the restore are you going to be using full restoration every time probably not yeah cuz it’ll take more MP won it a lot more yeah Yep fation good God yeah it sounds really good barrier I don’t know follow no seriously I don’t know why you Guys I guess we’ll give that to you although he can’t do it to everybody but you can’t do it yet you need to level up anyway it’s just like Tim oh yeah it sure is yep okay yeah might as well equip it ASAP all right I’m also available for Cartography oh yeah in Borderlands that’s W was doing he was our guy we couldn’t figure the map out yeah yeah I get lost really easy easily in games the know the reason I didn’t end up going the right way is cu the freaking door doesn’t unlock on either

Side that kind of pissed me off yeah progress the story unlock Yeah all I want to do is find your damn Man it’s not I refer that big star it’s just that I have a stomach ache that’s I’m I’m tell the truth all right M yeah I go I would go beat up the meteor myself if I didn’t have this damn stomach ache explosions in my stomach exactly oh here we go welcome to shedra in times like this when a nce s bed he’s like 20 it will be I’m 120 thank you I just died my hair brown are you born in 2020 1920 or 1820 I’ve got useful material dream of the star sweetheart every cranny runs M Mak Cena read her onery give him one too many sleeping pills oops you keep think there’s dust

On TV every time screen goes black yeah when it goes black you see things that you don’t normally see is there nothing in here yeah do power ice May check everything even if there was would you want to take it you know what taking food out the fridge in a hotel room’s

Like like triple the price of the room yeah I know okay I already went back here didn’t I $30 for a sandwich that’s why we steal their towels at the end so we get her price back yeah I think people probably do do that oh of course they do

Yeah I mean i’ I’ve never done it but I don’t really go to hotels that often anyway it’s like that old joke oh that’s a Lovely Hotel that big fluffy towels I could hardly get them in my Case trust me if you were in a hotel you’d do it too you’re stealing like right now so it’s like within your wheelhouse all this stuff is weak now pretty much this stuff is weak but body is willing still selling beetroots weapons that’s cool yeah how dare you you well I mean

These people don’t know that she’s not here I guess lucky then they didn’t see her I’m not going to talk about it they didn’t see your what must have not happened nope never Happened I think you’re going the right way maybe I am make you a boss here to let go I see you missed the key word in that sentence and I don’t blame you what key word it make me a boss yeah yeah I ain’t your daddy a to I’m sorry but your

Daddy why you guys trying to turn fans come On hopefully you find your daddy I know I know Nick power hey hey Arrow to your daddy okay I remember going through that door with that Grandpa so I’m guessing here the grandpa you’re looking for yeah that’s who we’re looking for right yep I’m looking for Grandpa oh this looks right [ __ ] I

Didn’t mean to go this way I’m taking fiber okay didn’t see where I was eat some tapioca yeah sweet be root she did not deserve what happened to her he is number one on the most wanted list there he is yeah that’s right he still has no legs

Pey oh Lord can I can my voice possibly take this tonight What did you call me oh you’re very cute if you ever are needed my wisdom you are always welcome here gosh you sound more dead than Biden does yeah you [Laughter] sound oh yeah that’s why we came I was joking too what to do have you lost your way

When that happens we each have to take a good long look at ourselves what was I saying there’s always something in the deepest reaches of our hearts something buried or something forgotten the heartless what was I saying again remember it whatever that is must certainly be what you all are looking

For oh my God this guy this guy is so insightful man oh yeah I figured you were Austin Yeah that’s easy enough to say but I can’t remember a thing neither can I it must be there look harder ah no good Cloud you call the others in here Too this is definitely not scientific yeah how are we going to fit everybody into one room that’s what I want to know I how is bisban gonna involve his heart bisb gonna take up the whole room by himself yeah you saying what is it that you are searching

For no not no can’t come up with a thing this is having trouble reging Discord does not recognize Miss B as a human I remember beatroots a lot a no not that you haven’t remembered you haven’t forgotten goach that’s not it how would you say it beetroots was right there all

Along right by our side she was so close we couldn’t see her what be Roots did the words she left Behind that reminds me I was the same as was I oh well that’s really good really good aome I’m glad I hope hopefully uh hopefully you know it goes pretty good tomorrow on Sunday super bow Sunday is it God May probably pretty busy me too pizza was always hell super

Robo Sunday when I worked she said she was the only one who could stop seo’s Meteor he gone oh it’s so sad is it impossible for us to carry on what be Roots tried to accomplish we ain’t no ancients that’s what you mean [ __ ] what what not that kind ancient sir what what did the girl go off to that place that’s it what’s

It we don’t know about it what did beetroots know why did she faced Sethro without running away I see she returned there once again Correct perhaps I’ll have you take me there you’re going Too what what did you say what so surprising about that even I want to get out from time to time and see the outside world I wonder what did it I haven’t felt like this in ages and you’ve been in the house the whole time I am so many ages

Old it must be the planet the planet is calling you old it’s calling you an old man says you’re old and I always love it when my muscles ache a little bit cuz cuz I know that you know just making me stronger as long as you don’t overdo it

Yeah Oho boy the plan’s calling right I’ll let you schizophrenics just uh out Merry [Laughter] Christmas oh yeah B and Hagen I have one more thing I want to ask you oh [ __ ] hey we’re carrying around huge huge material this is pretty delicate stuff

And we would like to keep it in a safe place let’s go Brandon then we’ll put it upstairs now shall we be on our way are you sure that’s a good idea I mean what if uh what if we were being tracked and they just steal it let’s go

Boan let’s go boan let’s go sleepy boogan you have a plan of attack yeah attack I’ll teach you how to work the machine watch carefully now you just pull this Here he’s not going to make it through of this not going he is not going to make it I wonder who’s going to die first him before I finish this let’s play or Biden before he finishes his pres because I don’t know they’re in a race I

Think is this what you call huge hug die something what what was that I died and gone to heaven if I died I’m most where am may be huge but is it big this is really rare Materia indeed Materia this rare is certain to have a special Consciousness enclosed in it oh my

God he is basically dead already again why does he float never understood I think you get something good out of it oh yeah oh yeah you do yeah what kind of material do you get out of it huge huge bacteria it is glowing strangely what should I

Do oh I want to get closer so pretty the huge huge huge Materia emitted a fiery glow this color is the same color as summoned Materia oh yeah cuz it’s red oh I bet that big blue one will be good cuz it would be the all or the uh go

Approach the blue one oh yeah Blue’s my favorite color oh Yeah huge material H it is glowing strangely get closer oh it admitted a cold glow huge I say what the C exactly is that Bahamut wait what Bahamut nio Bahamut material glows brightly did those summons just change received bah zero Materia second strongest summon in the game huge Materia huge

Say even the word is getting bigger every time okay try the other yeah how many times we’re going to summon that word okay oh my God quit making her say it oh huge okay I’m just I’m about to die inside does it just repeat leave it alone leave it alone and talk

To Cloud just loved it so much [Applause] Cloud no no wait no no what about the other three oh can I not come back you can come [Laughter] Back oh grandpappy hold on don’t die on a [ __ ] grand baby please do you remember oh she excuse me what happened do you remember how to use the Machine see come here any who oh we’ll have to use that in our next battle before we end the Stream where the hell are we now back in the Airship oh God say hello to your next party member no I’m kidding oh oh Liam don’t do that to me oh

God what if he is oh my what if he’s beat roots’s replacement I just just couldn’t man you’re stuck with me the rest of the game you will not survive the rest of the game no of course I also love the smell of nature is the dick up

There that I’ll be up on the dick just passing the time which I don’t have much of let me tell you I could feel the workings of the planet and the smell of the wind also feel the greatness of man’s Wisdom and the knowledge and spill of thech Power I feel like I’m aging with I feel like I just I feel like I just aged 20 years just in the last 20 minutes one year per God where in the hell am I gosh okay so now I got to go back to that town and finish what I was supposed to

Do oh you can’t do anything she talking about the huge material you can’t do anything with it yet yeah that word is never going to End all right oh yeah lazy I’m just getting I’m just passing on this is better than this is better than uh mayab bom right much better much better okay all right give that a try on our next battle level 11 now heck Yeah torturing is not the answer what do you mean super laer gamer I think he means that he’s going to part number oh oh I was joking I thought it was funny there’s no point to going back there by the way oh I thought there was

More I could do cuz I didn’t go up to all the other materials no not yet oh so I so the blue one was the only one I was going to get something from yes Oh all right well let’s try out this summon oh boy you’re going to oh man you enemies annoying in the REM are you going to steal God I hate how it’s so far down 180 magic Wow Terra flare let’s see how this goes Take welcome to Spar this is the long this is a long animation is this a black ho a oh no that’s just Me I’ll close my leg now I love you Ballo I know I should have just gotten a drink while this is happening I just wanted to say it normally I would speed through These Ned them damn Mr Tor approves yeah you can only use it probably like three times excuse me bless you well super lazy gamer I don’t really think it’s that difficult but when you’re doing a level one playthrough that’s just insane because if you if you

Do a normal play through like when you level up like normal it’s not that bad but unless you’re doing the uh you can always sub to whoever you want to sub to yeah you don’t have to ask our permission you can sub to whoever you want

I mean I’m caught in this long so okay so I’m trying to remember if I had a clue about where to go next but I can’t for the life of me think of anything city of the ancient oh yeah cuz they were talked about beatroots and where the hell that

Is I don’t know it’s straight ahead from there another side of that mountain remember oh really uh back right no um try and spot It Southeast what’s Southeast I only just closed what’s this peninsula to the Northwest I don’t remember what this is this where Buffy’s H oh this is Buffy’s place isn’t there more stuff we need to do there too uh for a side quest yeah side quest there’s like two of the side quest with

Her okay It’s right next to Cosmo Canyon according to the map so it should be really close okay yeah there’s the reactor so not I’ll be right back yeah how this isn’t it is it no uh I could have sworn I thought it was the island if you go down south yeah go straight SS over Here oh there’s just a ho there now that’s where the temple was oh the Temple of the Ancients so this is the right place this is not next to Cosmo Canyon no this is this isn’t it this isn’t it oh you don’t remember the temple that shrunk and thisand

Sacrificed one of his bodies oh well I thought that’s where you said to go Temple of the Ancients no City of the Ancients oh where be City of the Ancients oh my God that’s okay that would have be like DF this is jakera heart hey yo what is this that’s for Condor we’ve seen it before we’ve passed it before so I don’t know why that’s not it is It this map isn’t helping much this like this is the place we start it looks like it’s Southeast from Cosmo Canyon Southeast from Cosmo Canyon according to this map that’s God this is really confusing um let me go back to Cosmo canyan Rock wasn’t it down yeah Cosmo Canyon was up here it said Southeast from Cosmo Canyon according to this map yeah the Ancient Forest oh you know what never mind that’s something completely different I

Was saying there isn’t anything Southeast hold On City of the Ancients that’s like up north okay we’re looking for B Village the b v yeah that is on that North Island I remember that I know where that is yep I’m looking at it on the map right now you’re going the right Way there is here we Go go a little bit longer I’m getting really really tired But least figure out what to do next maybe all right after this two more streams three Max and you’ll be the end of again really that close mhm unless we do a lot the side quest yeah if you want to do that post yep through there in here

No my three my three brain cells are slipping right now oh the flashbacks oh oh yep this was the last place where be Root make sure there’s nothing to pick up over Here oh gosh I remember this place but I don’t remember well [Laughter] enough [Laughter] man oh man this is so trippy very trippy that hurt we say very trippy when all three party members fall on their hearts perfect hey dudes this is Sky highe For okay you just you just healed it cuz the lightning are poison on your weapon oh wow the PO poison heals them might want to switch it up that’s what happens when you’re bound fat you can just eat anything including poison poison heel though that’s interesting VI super lazy trippy dudes

See you next fall well like gave me a lot of Gil for some reason daers what do daers do completely paraly paralyzed oh hence nasing right okay oh man you got a Lucille Ballnut I love nut I love my nut [Laughter] nut I think that’s like video nuts like future WIP or something Water damage on all opponents oh I got another one of them I thought I used it in the last part cuz I was going to use all that big enemy that eight right arms good God say what now have you got eight right Arms wait does it say the vaccine protects against Transformations because and they still do a lot of damage too yeah you’ve got almost as many many right arms as you do purple blooming was clumps wait give me your vaccine that you have inventory Sky I want like to

Increase my autism did you take the poison Material off by any chance uh it’s not that much of a three is it no no no I mean well unless there’s a boss that is going to heal would that be possible is there a boss that’s that

That would heal cuz if so then I would screw Myself sure not sure it might be better instead of poison to put on like the confusion you think that could be an idea hey turbo I don’t even say it counter attack Cover oh what else is it it’ll be on your weapon whatever it is maybe it isn’t poison Elemental ass ice it’s ice ass ising it that’s weird they don’t look like ice enemies to me yeah the only thing is ice could heal some enemies yeah would it be better to have this on

My armor Elemental and yeah yep okay yeah let’s do that let’s switch these up so magic plus Fire Y’ I’m so sorry I’m a little bit Slow okay Maybe yeah I won’t be is offensive that way But adds material element to equip so what would that do that would protect me from Ice beer I think it would uh nullify the ice damage yeah nor I damage Okay all right y’all want some of this y’all want some of this what the hell what hungry my spirit animal yeah I was about to say so am I and hungry is now dead hungry you have a good night to you smake take it easy man you know what I think we can end the session on a clip Hanger we’ll we’ll get to the next save point and stop cuz I am curious what’s going to happen Here oh yeah she poisoned it yeah she did you don’t watch to know where these hands have been Final Fantasy 13 oh yeah this is where [ __ ] all went down oh yep sing Deja Vu yeah these games you really do have to think about what’s going on oh I like this music here I remember it so well I’ll send it to you right

Now there’s been a lot of music in this session that I lot you know I know it’s places that I’ve already been But Oh this place so Ominous oh yeah the big Goofy fish is very ominous it is it looks like Nemo oh my gosh well up guys there’s Nemo we found him finally Nemo yeah finally found him okay there’s nothing no there’s a place hold on this place always confuses me you are not

Alone I want blue glowing plates in my kitchen huh wait I thought Nemo was 20,000 leaks under the sea well yeah that too is there nowhere to go in here it looks like there a red arrow yeah I don’t I don’t know but I can’t figure

Out how to get over there I think you could go there before and now that big fish is there I don’t remember that being there before yeah I surely would have noticed it before big fish Why is that There I know that bait Roots fill into the water you know after she died we throw her into the Water getting very weird Vibes on this I thought I had to go that way to go to the next now there were other places to go I’m not going to say it neither am I what am I doing something wrong no do you remember what I said about that screen last time we were

Here oh it looks like a I was thinking it but I didn’t say it Okay no no I can’t stop thinking about it think the safe Point’s in safe point isn’t here yet sure is all right y’all I’m I am intrigued so we’re going here to try to figure out what beatroots knew what she would you know why she did what she

Did so I think the next session should be interesting don’t y’all don’t y’all agree so yeah the Forgotten Capital what is said I forgot I forgot yeah boo hog and try the Biden hogin you have a good night too super lazy gamer don’t hog the Biden what are you doing that’s a good

One well thank you all so much for joining me on this Friday evening I know y’all probably have much better things to do but you chose to chill with me and I greatly love y’all appreciate it and yeah y’all are the best so hope everybody has a wonderful weekend uh

Maybe I’ll see you some of you tomorrow for some Grand Turismo too and then Sunday we’ll do some more Dark Souls with mad Maxine and Dopey I am excited and x man and X yeah hopefully he’ll be able to um have more time next Time are you going to have an have you any other plans on Sunday no no not this Sunday why because then that means you can go for longer that’s all oh yeah yeah no plans as of yet woo so yeah yeah probably can get another 5H hour PlayStation in yeah all right y’all have a great night