Minecraft, But Every Second You Enchant An Item…

In this video i made it so every single second i gain a new in channel any item in my inventory and not only enchants but curses too which ended up making the game so painful this was all stream live over my clip so if you aren’t already followed

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Beat the youtube algorithm because it’s really bad for small channels i would appreciate it so much and if you do enjoy and want to see more videos and subscribing would be cool too anyway i hope you enjoyed the video hello how’s it going people so yeah i i

Bought a cool plugin on fiverr today and we’re gonna try and beat minecraft with it if my game loads up i’m gonna show you the plugin so pretty much if i do slash te start every single second be getting you in chat brand new enchant is added to

One item in our inventory so the more items we have the more that obviously it won’t go this fast but as you can see here this dirt block is getting reasonably stacked i say i see fire respite there and you know i like fire aspect because

We could just kill cows of a dirt block and get cooked food no don’t front to the water don’t try and escape just like that and our leather’s getting enchanted and our steak will probably get enchanted as too as well buffed uh yes this is the strongest dirt known to mankind it can

Get sharpness on it as well i was testing out the plug-in like about a week ago and i sat in a hole for around like two hours i think it was because i was eating food and then i’m watching anime and stuff but i sat in a hole for two hours

With one piece of dirt it got like sharpness i think it’s like a few hundred levels of sharpness and i just went and one shot at the end of dragon it can get pretty broken okay but the only annoying thing about this mod is as you see everything just gets separated i can’t

Have stacks of food but what i do kind of want is a shipwreck because i don’t want to make any form of armor apart from iron because everything is just going to get cursor binding on it like this cursor binding tool cursor binding uh cursor binding cursor

But it’s just all gonna get closer binding i’m gonna make a wooden sword though because this is still more powerful than this i’m gonna keep this dirt in my inventory the entire time and just see how many enchants i can get on it kind of want to find a cave if

There’s no shipwrecks or anything around here as well so we can start getting some iron no no creeper creeper oh man get flying back he’s gonna get destroyed look at this dude look at this dude didn’t mean to place a dirt automatic reaction

No a dirt’s gone i i was i was trying to like put a block there so i didn’t die i’m sorry let’s just replace it with this steak instead that’s the closest thing gonna end up eating the steak i will not eat the steak okay okay this steak’s

Got looting fur on it i’ll just use this steak to farm up more steaks so i don’t ever have to eat my steak again uh you know i’m gonna make multiple furnaces you actually know i i refuse to call them ferment okay fernai is the wrong term for for the

Plural of furnaces and you cannot that you cannot tell me otherwise bernie is just wrong and if you say it you are wrong but let’s make our first armor piece with the chest plate and then get curse of binding probably like immediately wait is that shipwreck yes let’s go

I don’t know if this even has like good stuff but if it has good stuff then we’re getting the good stuff and we’re gonna be good stuff okay yes we got the good chest and look at that i don’t think we even need to go mining all we’ve got to do is get

The buried treasure now and then we’re fine right and i don’t suck at treasures okay right here right now see easy as that gaming god absolute titan of the game they call me they call me mr game and watch and i’m gonna take the science sword

Let’s do that let’s do that and there we go we got the fit for today this is probably the armor that we’ll have to stick to unless maybe like our gold helmet breaks or something let’s let’s do the portal oh look at that i’m doing skybox

Strategy i’m using the ice to start off if you don’t see you don’t see that anywhere else you don’t see that you literally don’t see that anywhere else on this platform you don’t see anyone as smart and as great as me it’s a lost art

Some would say this is it this is their chat this is that when the when they’re never now but we’re gonna do things okay okay we’re gonna find a bastion right around the corner we’re gonna trade so many golds we haven’t 1.16.4 on i i should have changed the game version

To 1.16.1 i really regret that now oh trays are going to be awful i might have to get the titanic out again hey you want gold my friend are you going to give me pogba this is enchantic this is a specialty enchanted gold you don’t see this anywhere else in your entire life

No one else trades for enchanted golden you give me strength i mean if i knew how to bed bomb then that would be useful but i do not and i do not care okay dumb also there’s a bastion there yo that’s like gold i mean i kind of need

That we could already just leave the nether through this photo this is this is a good portal i like this also i have been having a glitch on my pc recently where piglins are just invisible in the bastion so we could be having a bad time sam

That’s a brute that’s a that’s a that’s a brute man that is a okay we got this i’m gonna go in a different direction i think i am not gonna go that way um this is stressful this is just stressful why didn’t i change my version

To the one that makes it easy because this is a treasure bastion i think yeah this is treasure bastion picklings that have youtube unsubscribed glitch so they’re unsubscribing they’re rushing to unsubscribe to think you’re the unsubscribe button oh to think you’re behind the screen subscribe button yes true

Look at these piglets they are coming back to subscribe just like efficiency said because they got youtube unsubscribe glitch why are there so many no no he’s laughing at the piglet he just fell into lava to try and get me because he’s a dumb idiot piglet oh this is great come over

Here you know you wanna you know you wanna come over here look at him bounce look at them bouncy boats you won’t see because i really don’t think there’s any way for me to get this because if i go onto the platform that pickling’s going

To jump me from up there no those two those two brutes are gonna come down jump me and just murder me to death worst 50 million magma cubes are being spawned on me i don’t think this is this bastion was a smart idea and i think i should probably

Leave now and can we see your keyboard it’s there it’s look at the keyboard cam time i’m going to become osu stream i don’t even know if it’s showing any epileptics in the chat you may want to turn away now no you didn’t do my mom

Stop saying you did my mum that’s just not that’s just not nice that’s just rude okay you can’t be saying that online you can’t be rude on the internet guys i don’t appreciate it dumb piglet idiot piglet won’t even give me pulse because he’s so dumb and idiot right you’re so

Dumb an idiot you won’t give me pills right unless you want to prove me wrong you want to prove me wrong here you want to prove me wrong and show that you’re smart okay you’re dumb idiot piglet don’t care about you we got this we got this

We don’t got this never mind never mind you’re good there yeah how’s it going tells the wife and kids haven’t seen you in a while okay uh yeah they’re good they’re good i see you what are you doing this weekend you wanna you wanna maybe you wanna maybe trade some golden look

My man phil how’s it how’s it hanging how’s it what’s popping you too you do ah poor phil and whatever the other one’s name was let’s get that why are you mad bro thank you for the gold block though i’m not gonna go any further in because there’s just

Absurd amounts of brutes i don’t know if that’s like normal rates for almost every penguin to be a brute i’m just going to leave them be get out of here go away come on i can do this there we go why are they mad at me oh no oh oh

Oh no no no no no no no why are they mad at me what did i do wrong i don’t see anything i did wrong fireball oh that’s why okay that makes sense okay we’re gonna go down here in an area that they aren’t mad bro come over here hockland i’m

Going to harvest your flesh and eat it come over here for dream face revealed cops husband face reveal with dream not clickbait yeah see see look at him look at them all funneling in in life why can you hit me up there i swear that’s not like that’s not like a thing

You can hit me from that’s you’re not allowed to hit me from that you are not allowed sir you’re just not allowed okay oh god what how how do you do okay if i go back in and i’m dead i’m gonna be mad i’m gonna be mad yeah sorry guys it’s been exposed

Actually hacking all my videos and streams if i go back here you can see worst client in the corner actually no i got it just disabled for a bit i put on ghost mode but i’m sorry you had to find out like this get easy to actually get yeezy look at

Him look at idiot oglin down there dead there’s like if i fell down into that hole there i was about to fall down into that hole directly down there to my death most likely i’m so clutch gamer that i saw i let’s go let’s go boat time it’s

It’s time to sail on the titanic enderman do you convention forth into new lands such as boat trip and you can see all of the sights such as stabby sword it is two of them ah we got another happy couple on board okay this has looting

Five right how many posts how many poles how many poles free there we go any pose okay that’s more like it six posts from what we’re almost done with the polio’s all we gotta do is get like one more poetry and then we’re good leave a like for more jokes and i might

Actually start saying more jokes i don’t know i i’ve got to do some research on that i gotta i gotta start researching the youtube algorithm and how it deals with people being funny and saying jokes and stuff i still don’t want what my liam get out of here jokes are good

Just not when you make them i’m sure they’re good when i make them i’m sure i can make some good jokes why did the warp mylian fall nilium fall on the floor because i pressed q on it another bangers subscribe for more banger jokes and banging content and come to the twitch stream

Now my jokes are the best thank you thank you thank you mac uh yeah just inflate my own ego more please that’s what i want i just need people to come over to my stream i need like a thousand viewers that are just like you are so funny like well

Just pretty much i need i need a thousand view mac i need a thousand people to tell me how funny i am and how cool i am and how smart and unique i am because that’s the audience i want and maybe i should just become more wholesome i’m gonna make some tech

Talks a bit like this is why i should be your wholesome concert streamer i am so wholesome i make wholesome memes and jokes online i like i love minecraft and dream smp i like gagi and his friend sapnap is that fortress yo see being wholesome worked and being your new comfort

Streamer is work that’s not nice i want to be comforting as a streamer and you’re putting oh that’s don’t they know i’m don’t they know i’m people’s comfort streamer if they if they kill me then people won’t be comfortable anymore it’s not acceptable honestly reason one i am man with

Yes i am white british male with brown hair that plays minecraft please watch me please watch me now you must watch ah get out of here get out get outta get knocked back to the void how did i to show that dude with steak let me stake you a question okay you’re

Not killing me today actually you might actually kill me now that’ll look at my health that might be that yo why hold on what are my phones i just wonder that dude with phones i’m insane i’m mentally insane someone send me help die i go one shot with a skeleton

There’s no need for me to fear no more runs being ended by wither skeletons this is what i like to see this is how i like to play my minecraft you have eight you can go i don’t care about eight tens tens no i mean 20 is the good number 20 is the

20 is a nice number i like going for years i’m safe and secure dead uh dead dead dead wait you’re actually going to kill me ah that’s not good that’s not good i should keep a track on my on my health my physical and mental health for my own well-being

Leave a like if you love mental health go go why should i really go oh wait i don’t have fire rise maybe i should go i’ll go after i kill this blazer oh no no no no maybe i should go okay yeah you know your advice was good your

Advice go now was good i’m gonna listen to your advice and kill this enderman instead of the blazes we we do that we do that we do that because i want to get them all in the stack i want to get them all stacked up

I want to get them stacked i’m going to get started okay that’s enough we’re crafting today it’s boat time let’s let’s just kill some enderman do you like your steak barbecue grilled because you are going to be barbecue grilled by this steak so we’re running out of food so we do

Really need to get back to the other world quickly because i do not want to eat my steak wait i just realized my portal quartz i don’t have them anymore because it kicked me for flying where’s my uh i gotta build a new portal how many up three four five

Six seven seven obsidian i need i need three more okay yes there we go that’s that’s the place i wanna get down to that that oh look at me go look at me go this is the minecraft performance you came here for back into the overworld we are in the

Ocean wait our lutein’s gone up to eight on this pig this is it you gotta see you gotta see the effects of is it still looking eight six pork chop six pork chop can’t believe it revolutionary numbers here ten pork chop ten pork chop even more revolution this pig he just

Okay that oh you know that pig is next level he’s just flung himself into the water somehow i’m just gonna let him be i’m honestly just gonna let him be he deserves to to live after that okay actually let me for a new eye oh yo we made it we’re in the big

Leagues now this is it this is it this is it chatter rooney’s look at that look at that we made it let’s go see you in 50 million years hey guys dora the explorer here which way is the right way put one in chat for left put two in chat for right

Which direction should we go if if i don’t get to the stronghold now you’re gonna you’re gonna be in some big trouble okay that’s pretty cool thank you for leading me to victory free eye yo this is a speed runner see this is what speed runners play look at that look at

Me go i’m gonna do a really cool strat guys i don’t know if you guys know the strat and like that it’s it’s called um it’s called go to the toilet and let all your things just end champ for you toys look good look at her it’s

Real real totally i could i couldn’t have her for too long because she’d probably peel over my mic out of fear of of being picked up might do another strat that i really like actually uh this is this is a really high tech strap like i said a lot of speed runners do

This as well oh you could do bcd6 you want to do bt d6 for a bit i was going to do just chatting i was going to like do just chatting and react to some youtube videos but if you want to if you want to do

Btd6 and and chat a bit you know have have a bit of heart to heart convo and i mean i could okay so 50 50 vote uh i guess i guess due to 50 50 vote how many viewers we’ve only got 12 viewers okay i mean that’s more than four people though i’m

I’m sure more than four people can vote but i guess i guess we just do the we do the actually beat the game thing if we have 12 people eight didn’t vote then yeah and white bed because we we sleep in yeah i sleep it’s about time to game what sharpness do we

Have now sharpness free how do we only have sharpness i’m getting a stakeout i’m getting a steak the steaks are too high to not have the steaks with ones ones that’s got sharpness seven probably better it probably does more damage oh we’re gonna kill the dragon with the

Stake we gotta but let’s go let’s do this three two one enchant time i need to make a staircase because i don’t wanna i don’t wanna be stuck down here wait i forgot arrows i’m such an idiot i’m such an idiot wait i can’t even do it because he’s got curse of vanishing

As well if i die i got cursed adventuring on all of my armor everyone has to get individually they come off oh yeah sure let me just take my cursor binding 50 armor off real quick still want my armor right no no no thrust walker frost walker y okay

I gotta do this fast like i hate frost walker so much can we get hashtag hateful good trending on twitter.com please okay so we go there and goodbye and now it is time we’re gonna kill the dragon with steak there we go we got the perch it’s time oh look at that

That’s a that’s a solid chunk wait wait there’s one more there’s one more there’s one more thank god for falling i i have my block keybind normally set to the last one i didn’t realize there was one more still healing it yeah i got it i got it and be good

There are no more oh look at that damage look at that clean almost half health and puzzle faster hello dragon death time i just want to hit you more than once why wouldn’t you let me wait i’m actually actually going to die no no no no

No no no no no no no no no no not now it’s just not it’s just not going to happen i didn’t want to eat the steak i did i didn’t want to eat the steak i can’t respawn it won’t let me respawn why would it let me respond no

Pray to the gods wait i think my server crashed there we go okay it works it works uh what’s our best weapon though might just make an iron sword i i don’t know if any of this stuff has like better sharpness than just a regular iron sword but i think it’s just

The best option for now okay it’s time we go back in i forgot the finger resets doesn’t it every sets every time i wouldn’t know i got closer mind okay i can just go like that oh you why i i didn’t even look at you i didn’t even

How where where did i look at you oh my god no no again i mean this stream was going too smoothly anyway like let’s be honest there’s like i’ve said every single stream i’ve done they can’t be a kindle stream without at least one thing going wrong if there’s not one

Thing going wrong it’s not my stream it’s just it’s just not how it works wow there we go okay this is set this is this is all good let’s kill them with a pickaxe if we can’t find our sword we got three sets of intervals okay okay we gotta go

I’m not mad i’m not mad at all i’m just i’m just not mad at all i’m just i’m just not i’m just not it’s just it’s just not something that that it’s not something that i do just i i don’t get mad i don’t get mad

Okay we got this we got this this this is the one chat this is the one it’s just gonna put me in the end is this gonna is it gonna put me i think the server’s dead again oh my god i’m actually being trolled by silver be like

Wait that’s the wrong one one day i can do things peacefully and it’ll just work you guys want to play balloons tower defense instead okay let’s do some just chatting on btd6 then