Minecraft but I Lose Realism

It’s a realistic time look at those bees dude look at the grass look at this okay maybe don’t look at the sun i even have a body in everything look at the water my goal is to beat the game as realistic as possible although i’m already dipping into the yellow on computer temperature

So i’m a little concerned already dude whenever i punch a tree i take damage are you serious why i spawned in a tree do i at least die realistically oh no a little crampy how do i get my temperature down a realistic wandering trader can you help

Me man what do you trade realistic act realism lost first person body oh okay okay okay so i downgraded my realism but at least my computer isn’t on fire i’m no longer burning the forest down i also can chop down trees normally too oh right click the sweep attack oh that’s

Nice dude yeah this is realistic using dynamite to break my tree i still do want to beat the game as realistic as possible so i’m gonna try not to downgrade as much as i can it’s time my friend i got the flimsiest looking pickaxe of all time i feel like i would

Break this on a piece of spaghetti or something the first thing i want to do is get myself some armor some realistic armor nice okay well that pickaxe is looking a little better but not by much dude we got ourselves a stone sword these are all looking pretty flimsy man

Dude it is so dark and spooky in here all right got ourselves a little bit of coal here that’ll make c in a little bit i wish i hadn’t seen that i’m quite split between this being totally terrifying and also so awesome oh god babies i can’t kill you zombie i don’t

Like this no thanks dude oh that enderman is horrified ah they can’t die from fire either no no no okay chill dude there are zombies everywhere i’m having a great time okay that’s better it’s not the best looking house at least we got something there’s my furnace i

Got six iron from my little adventurer i know this looks more like a pork chop than iron but at least i could make myself a new pickaxe and sword my goal really is to get armor to survive but next up is gonna be diamond and i guess

My side quest is seeing if i can you know take out zombies i didn’t expect the undead to be unkillable although it does make sense ooh baby i like this new sword i got all right can i take you out with this sword yeah okay that also

Doesn’t work no no no no no oh that’s horrifying man this is gonna be harder than i thought all right nice upgraded pickaxe find myself some diamonds now oh man my computer temperature’s going up ah i gotta get out of here oh there’s a creeper or these guys can i kill a

Creeper at least all i can seems that only the undead monsters i can’t attack can i please get a diamond around here somewhere dude is that a diamond all right got a little bit of gold oh the temperature is getting too high man gosh i’m setting everything on fire again no

No no hey buddy i need to make a downgrade real quick my computer is lagging like crazy i can trade him a realism level for a realistic shovel hey realism lost looks like our texture pack got a little bit of a downgrade but honestly not too bad and thankfully our

Computer temperature is back to normal height i did get the shovel here right click to throw dirt to bury mob oh this might be how i take out zombies and undead creatures now i literally bury them a grave sounds realistic i know in my daily life i’m just out here burying

Zombies just an average tuesday you’re a zombie okay buddy now question is i can just bury you now how does this work okay okay i throw dirt at him get buried or something oh my gosh i did it i buried the zombie can i damage him

Now looks like i still can’t damage mobs i might have to get a realistic sword or something but i can at least put them underground you can call me the undertaker yeah that’s awesome man i’m off to find some diamonds my boy so far that wandering villager was the only way

I knew on how to get my computer temperature down so hopefully we’ll be able to figure something else out found myself a pretty looking mind champ diamond gosh dang it it’s compact oh where are you underground please thank you to where you belong all right mr

Zombie you can be above ground for scary movies or whatever hey that looks like a diamond yeah what hello that’s diamonds right not good dude does that mean i have to get a realistic pickaxe well might as well get stacked up on this iron while i’m here i think this is iron

Yeah this is iron well guys i made it back to the mine shaft i figured that’d be the best place to find a realistic pickaxe looks like a minor villager is up here hey my friend you got something for me yes a realistic pickaxe looks like we’ll lose our shaders which is a

Bit annoying but honestly that’s not so bad oh man everything looks kind of gross now look at how sad these lanterns are okay i’m gonna try to keep it as realistic as i can from now on oh the realistic pickaxe mine’s in a three by three my goodness dude well it’s useful

At least and i’m really hoping i can get those diamonds now i don’t know how realistic the pickaxe is with one swing of my pickaxe i take out a wall but regardless i’m not complaining dude now here’s the big test does this work on diamond come on now

We got ourselves some diamonds i mean they’re not that realistic but you know what we take what we can get feels like false advertising those diamonds looked way cooler than what i got oh shoot i forgot i don’t have a realistic sword yet no no no no don’t kill me don’t kill

Me please please please go away go away go away thank you uh instead of burying them i’m just gonna create a giant dirt wall okay sounds good we got some more diamonds here if i’m gonna beat the game i might as well get some diamond armor shall we oh diamond ooh diamond

The amanda ooh diorama ooh diamond full diamond baby let’s go although i’m a little disappointed the diamond armor looks so sick but only my pants show the texture so i i guess i really am losing realism that was a bad idea speaking of being on fire let’s head to the nether

My friend oh gosh am i gonna die for real oh come on now before we head to the nether though i have one side mission i wanna make the nether is gonna be quite dangerous and if i’m beating the game i’m gonna actually have to get like you know ender pearls and blaze

Rods and stuff and i don’t think i could bury them together plus my pc temperature is already too high so go to the nether’s gonna make it even harder so i’m gonna see if i can find a village ideally like a blacksmith getting a realistic weapon would be rad with a

Capital r oh i hate to do it but i kind of want to see the death animation i’m sorry whoa i actually could make some soup out of this gosh this is so ridiculous man i like how they break off into pieces man my pc temperature’s getting dangerously

High but regardless i got some soup for my journey and so i was off running day and night searching for a realistic villager blacksmith that could give me like a realistic weapon or something and of course to cool off my pc which was slowly turning into a hot bat of magma i

Did find a village but it did not have the blacksmith i was looking for and on top of that the computer was just starting to overheat so see you guys but not too long after i found just the right village i was looking for yes weapon smith i was not confident in this

Working my dude straight up though your eye patch does look like a bowl you want to put some mushroom soup in your eyeball quickly trade me before i burn your village down not a threat it just happened sometimes an accident a realistic sword we lost our animation of

Block physics but honestly that won’t be too much of a loss but we did get a realistic sword which apparently we can throw now yeah oh i was using the wrong sword oh my gosh dude look at this bad boy yeah you got a projectile weapon as

Well as a melee weapon in the same one is it true back to boring old normal man that did not help my computer temperature much i’m still sitting pretty toasty right now hello kitten oh you look like a little lion at least we got what we’re looking for this sword will be so

Helpful in the nether man realistically if i had a sword that i would throw to do damage i would probably accidentally cut my toes off speaking of i think i just accidentally killed the chicken my bad just gonna grab a couple more of these what might

We have oh gosh villagers stop you have violated the law you must trade your realism with us to be free goodness gracious sorry boys i wasn’t trying to steal i just was looking in the chest my computer temperature is bad anyways i trade realism for freedom well guess i

Don’t really have a choice here now do i ah okay looks like we lost our texture pack uh we’re now back to our normal mode haha everything’s so boring but at least our computer temperatures back up to normal high i’m still trying to beat the game as realistic as possible

Although i think at this point it’s just gonna get worse and worse which i’m here for it i like it gotta find some lava so we can head to the nether wow i actually made that i thought i was gonna die okay something weird i just discovered if you

Break obsidian it breaks like glass i think that’s because in real life obsidian is basically glass and super breakable but anyways it’s nether it’s the heck it’s nether time i said another time all right uh nether portals don’t work anymore it’s missing something but i don’t know what it’s missing maybe

It’s missing me because we haven’t connected in a while oh i do see a name tag though nitwit villager what the heck do you sell sorry mr nitwit villager but uh your parents were very unkind to you what do you trade my dude he sells realistic flint and realistic

Iron ingot oh guess i need a realistic flint and steel well i basically have to make this trade huh realistic flint acquired oh my gosh i look terrible ah the textures look so bad now man i have no eyes look at my inventory dude oh no

So much for realism huh dude and i still have to make another trade i gotta trade my realistic mob okay well realistic mobs are gone okay there we go i crafted my realistic flint and steel can i light stuff now oh i see okay hey that actually looks great dude all right well

At least we got this we can light our portal and our computer temperature is so low skeleton look at how funny it looks come here buddy i don’t know why but the lower textures make everything just look so cute hi buddy come with me buddy there we go now we

Got a cute little guy following us all right you cute little nether portal this gonna light now there we go all right it’s never time better never never than ever oh what the heck holy cow oh realism is back dude i guess all the stuff that we changed only changed in

The over world well that’s good news bad news is our computer temperature is rising like hotcakes gosh and i can see my legs again i don’t like this i don’t like it i don’t like it at all oh my goodness gracious this is absurd i’m gonna go away from whatever the heck

That was i’m out oh my gosh guys look at this oh man we’ve descended into darkness oh it’s going to take a while that might be stairs i think we might have found the fortress dude gotta find a better way to get down though wait wait wait

Wait i forgot to get a gold helmet oh gosh okay pardon me don’t hit me too hard i might erupt into flames there my friends is the fortress a lot of bad guys around here no i don’t like this realistic sword i love how they fall apart like that

This is horrifying i might die please don’t die oh okay let me eat something dude what iron this is raw iron it looks like a piece of bread hello the blazes look amazing all right all right all right i need to make a shield the gas is terrifying

Walk his attack advance slowly yeah i hit the piglet please please please get the blaze yeah we got him dude got another blaze get him this is awesome thank you no thank you i regret every decision i’ve ever made in my life yeah we gotta please rob thank you buddy hey hey

What the heck is going on are you serious whenever i pick up when i pick up a blaze rod i start lighting on fire i guess it is a blaze rod it’s made of flames how am i supposed to beat the game now dude i gotta either find a

Different way to beat the game or find a different way to get blaze rod well while we’re trying to figure out what to do with the blaze rod oh computer temperature has raised what am i supposed to do now there’s got to be something i can trade around here maybe

I can trade a piglen for my realism or something yeah guys i found two things technically three i found cute little piglet i found this shiny thing ow which hurts my toes check this out i found this guy a leathered armor piglet which trades something realistic fireproof

Glove oh okay actually that’s not bad at all i’ll lose my first person body render but i don’t even need that anyway not too bad i can no longer see my toes thanks buddy boy didn’t mean to smack you i was trying to trade you oh you are

Disgusting michael we’re heading back to the fortress to get our blazer on you know what’s the best thing to stack over with it’s gonna be wood bad idea okay am i here okay i’m here fiery piglet somebody i could trade with hold on weird looking grandma

All right i made it and i did not erupt into flame okay maybe only once oh i don’t want to lose my shaders though dude although the shaders are causing my temperature to overheat yeah all right fine dude i’ll trade yell trade yet but i’m not happy about it realism lost oh

Goodbye shaders oh lava is disgusting this place used to be beautiful man i can trade for more blaze rods i do lose my ultra hd textures although that’s fine the nether looks horrendous right now sure man let’s do it well there goes our textures oh actually i’m cool with

This lava looks much better than before why does this look like beans dude these look like egg sacs or something also our computer temperature is green so i’m happy with that time to get myself some ender pearl like to see what a realistic dragon looks like i came to the warp

Forest to find myself some endermen for the pearls and uh found somebody different oh god the enderman is horrifying i want to look at him so bad but i i don’t want to know what he looks like oh he looks so i didn’t even look at you i’m sorry oh

You are so much scarier when you’re realistic no no no no no am i gonna die don’t kill me okay sorry or axolotl he looks cute now there we go we got ourselves one ender pearl what do you trade my man ender pearls well that makes sense i

Gotta trade animations and block physics thanks buddy okay well nothing really seems changed he still trades more pearls oh man this means i could be done with my pearl hunt ah i don’t want to lose my textures man but i feel like i got to right all right i made the trade

My computer’s very cool and everything is now not as cool anymore cool thing now is this means i’m actually done with the nether i hope our clinton steel still works heather is complete i forgot textures out in the overworld are much worse ah well computer temperature is looking good let’s see

What this realistic dragon looks like all right guys i think i found it wow looks like an 8-bit mario swallowed paint and vomited it’s gorgeous all right let’s find this stronghold shall we mining down deep into a cave this is super realistic i heard a little guy he went like this

Yes we got it boys we’re here this looks so cool man this looks like a game for kids or something i think it’s just the super cute textures dragon i am here to slay you and no not as like santa’s sleigh i’m here to kill any reasons to

Be sad and it turned into a hundred thousand little particles but let’s not talk about that baby it’s dragon time my computer is getting hot mr axolotl i might need to use your water a little bit while i’m down there let’s do this what oh that’s the opposite of a realistic

Dragon all right well dragon i guess you’re going down or something how am i supposed to get across this dude what are these blocks ender pearl i’m going to throw my square at this pearl go enderpearl all right dragon it’s time for you to die hey take my realistic sword oh gosh sword

Please come back that’s not good that’s not good oh it came back okay very painful who the heck is that explorer villager yes what do you got dude he trades me a realistic bow for first person body render i don’t have one of those man i don’t got nothing

Everything is squares gosh i guess i gotta do this the old-fashioned way okay yeah one down 700 to go yeah does my sword work yes okay my sword works on the crystals and that’s it all right that is all of them come on axolotl you got this dude yeah nailed it

Boom let’s do this dragon now it’s time for some good old-fashioned booty smacking ah feels like good old times come here big old pepto bismol come on we’ve done it dude and now it’s time for you to get realistic i mean come on would you really have watched this far

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