Minecraft, But Structures Are Upgraded

Imagine if villagers built cities if ocean monuments covered the entire ocean and piglen’s formed army this is minecraft but structures are upgraded ah what a lovely day playing the all craft another day another dollar we got a vibe oh look at that we got a pillage outfit

Wait is that bionic is that luke next to him in a pillager outfit what the hell they’re gonna eat my eyeballs what do you mean they’re gonna eat your eyeballs biting what hi excuse me wait why is luke dressed like that is he controlling the pillagers wait has he kidnapped

Bionic good luck getting past the pillager factory with iron gear you bought what do you mean the pillager factory it’s literally just a normal factory look i i don’t know oh my god there’s explosions okay no no no no i’m not about wait what what wait it’s

What what is happening what was that it just built an entire city in front of me finally stay there i’ll save you oh okay well you’re not nice go away leave me alone okay pillages what are you green path over here what the oh byronics up there all right quick we

Need to get up there all right let’s go up there let’s go sure we can just break this right so we can just i can’t break it let’s go let’s go what is this quick quick bionics in danger they’re gonna stoke the flame uh have uh cold

What do you mean it didn’t work okay we need to find somewhere to make this work uh uh what have we got we have block of coal okay i mean we’ll take that all right uh is the block of coal actually what it wants there’s no way that’ll

Actually it worked okay we need to find more blocks of coal all right let’s quickly quick let’s go through here yo we got the diamond helmet okay we got the fortune i don’t really need any of the other stuff uh what about down here okay more chairs perfect yes okay block

Of coal perfect and we got some gaffers we need to get by on the back asap uh i’m back how are you okay strike the flame yes good progress did say that is lucky that it’s going yellow okay that means surely it’s close uh do i have

Enough i do have enough uh we just need to craft a crafting table and then we can put ourselves a cold block up just like that uh chuck this in here but okay we have enough for one more and we’ll chuck that in but yes i think that

Worked did it okay i i guess that worked right quick quick we need to go upstairs what’s this yo okay we got one that’ll be two there we go one and two perfect all right now we have the three let’s go all right let’s go down quickly quick please please please

Yo it’s open okay let’s go let’s go let’s go we gotta get up there let’s go go go go go bionic i’m coming to save you man i’ve got banick bomb wait what what you are going to die then no no no break break break for free please please

We gotta go we’re gonna dip we’re gonna die at 10 seconds it’s what was that luke you absolute psychopath bro what the wait there’s pillagers over there i just saw like a goleman they must have taken bionic no we don’t have a moment to lose

You have got to be kidding me that is not a desert temple a thing’s on steroids it’s like an ancient egyptian tomb oh my i swear these things are literally made so people can’t escape what’s he gonna do anyway turn him back into a mummy i don’t want byronic to be

My mummy we gotta run we gotta hurry what is going on here okay we need to run around oh hey we got some ancient tomb treasure though gold coin i don’t want gold coins what else we got here we got this like fire pit on expensive blocks this is like a

Normal desert temple then surely there’s going to be tnt under this right that just makes sense come on loot loot tnt anything something that does not look like loot and tnt oh there’s no way oh gosh dang it ah we’re kind of stuck down here but to get

Out of here i’m sure there’s a way around there we just have to do uh parkour um have fun okay go yes yes yes perfect okay there we go and now we have to do more parkour i mean at least there’s not too much risk of ow

Ow what the cook all right let’s jump down here and uh oh my god okay no this place is at it’s it’s just rigged with traps i’m up it’s fine it’s easy this place is simple and easy and i’m not scared at all what are we going here a flint and steel with

One durability are you serious okay whatever i’ll just take this what what just happened wait i could use it to light this right and that well i it broke of course it’s wonderful oh my okay well i mean i guess we just have to do these other ones right and

Then surely we got a shot at getting out of here and getting bionic back this just seems like an ancient pyramid type stuff we get okay what’s this we got there is no safe way down there okay let’s just okay we’re good we’re good return the pharisees

Oh no i’m not out here to fight the egyptian pharaohs oh okay we’re good we’re good we’re chilling okay they might be powerful they might have boss bars but they are not smart you loser let’s go no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No it’s the same name i can’t what is that what i can get what is that what did i get okay i mean i guess i’ll be using these now because they look kind of opaque oh wait no that’s another fling of steel yes okay we’ll grab that and then easy

That will never get old that is terrifying all right let’s place that one down and but okay well i i mean there goes the magic thing again i will never get used to that what’s this one give me sunshine and rainbows and i do not like the look of this use their

Souls to guide you what do you mean use that so i got a soul torch and i can’t jump i’m spamming jump but nothing’s happening oh i get it the soul torch is showing me ah i see run run run oh yo okay that was kind of easy let’s do this

I want to jump please i’m trying my best to jump man oh the chest we can reach it yes okay let’s take that and again i i will not get used to that i do not want that freaky soul torch anymore go away okay it’s finally time to say barnec we

Got our last two we have to do another one okay whatever be run time bernick is in danger i don’t really know what to do here uh what do we do here do we just we have fire charges and candles do we just place the candles there

It’s not doing oh it’s turning more red do i have to match the color yes it’s color match i can do that children do that so i can do it yo okay this makes it brighter what if i just wait can i just light it like this okay the colors change

It was not happy with that place one there i think four was the play here four was kind of nice there oh wait wait that’s the same that’s the same right yes that’s the same okay now what i do do i just light them all or that and it’s it’s done right do

Something i like oh it did some yes what the is that a floating ship these terms are weird what is that where’s their portal we’re taking our flynn still we’re getting out of here let’s go go go go bang perfect please yes do something oh it’s doing something he’s doing something yes yes

Yeah wow okay okay wait it did something it like opened up a you’re crazy if you think i’m jumping down there let’s do this what’s that what the huh what the luke yes finally i have you prepare to face my wrath hahaha tell that to the sand you mean what the

Quicksand what no they’re running with bionic they’re taking him away they’re selling me to pirates please save me i get seasick i was so close gosh dang it where is he where is he he didn’t leave the desert temple that long ago where is he oh wait there’s an abandoned

Shipwreck there is is it possible that’s what he meant when he was talking about them selling him to pirates or something i don’t know let’s keep looking ah surely he doesn’t mean that abandoned [ __ ] i think he means the giant flipping pirate ship that the pillars have upgraded it’s okay bionic i’m coming

Don’t stress fun wait what what is that what are those [ __ ] no they’re cannonballs okay no no we should hear duck dodge duck dive dip and dive and dodge and duck we’re gucci let’s oh okay no no no they hurt they hurt and they sent me flying bro yes we’ve invaded

Them okay perfect oh let’s go up here pirates are not going to be strong oh okay okay no no they’re hitting me they hit me all right let’s get up get up we’ve got to bait and switch bait and switch and go and you mr hat man let’s get you bang ba

Okay that’s the third all right let’s get this last one come over here i mean i just feel bad for you man okay i do not feel bad for you anymore i was taking pity on you man get in the ocean all right let’s go see what’s in

Here uh i mean this looks kind of important right let’s just uh is that a pillager pirate and die die yes bang just like that okay i’m gonna block them off because i saw them run down there all right we need to get out of here what is this uh haha get

Baited what do you make it we need to go deeper this was all a troll but luke gave himself away barney just went to the nether we know where they are we have to go to the nether dude this place is ginormous what even it’s so beautiful i mean normal nether

Forces are kind of big but this is massive can you hurry up bro oh true barney my bad sorry i forgot about you bro is that luke up there wait hang on that is luke up there and he’s got an army and bionics down there too we gotta

Go we gotta go we gotta hurry okay these guys kind of thank you we’re gonna find him though luke you uh hide the wrong people they’re kind of stupid okay oh okay they do crazy things but we’re gonna get rid of this guy now this pillager gone going down he’s got so

Much health yes we win oh luke now it is time do you surrender why do you think you could get past me not fam what do you mean the portal what do you mean he’s right no fire ignore he was right there no they’re running through the portal luke what

Have you done get down here farm i’m taking you with me bro i got open here you ain’t feeding me here you are get absolutely wrong quick we gotta hurry bro where is burn where is there are no pillages here who is this like a upgraded mine shaft type thing i don’t

Even know we just gotta jump over there no what just happened i’m on half a hard dude i’m on half up there are pillagers right there no okay we just need to sort of hide over here uh is there any way out of here i mean this is oh it’s here

T i’ve just confirmed it and i now know that there are traps just keep moving uh we got ourselves a map uh what is this is this like a hair what am i supposed to get from this uh what what is this i’m so confused okay

I’m just not gonna use that then it’s some sort of bait by luke obviously all right we’re just gonna challenge those guys i’m sure it’s through that door all right six three two one challenge accepted wait what the [ __ ] was that okay well i mean

We have a void below us now uh so isn’t that great don’t i feel nice and safe and comfortable um uh what do i do wait the map is this i get it now this is like a three-year-old doodle of this place he’s just done a little doodle

Drawing of this whatever i mean i guess we’ll just follow it so it’s one jump forward okay it’s another one forward i don’t know if it’s one space so two spaces for it okay okay we got it we got it we can’t really see what i’m wait can

I i found a hack okay perfect perfect perfect sort of diagonal to us uh there there there it’s close okay it’s close it’s close i got you i got you okay all right we’ll throw another one and okay it’s sort of wait it’s right in front of

The exit perfect okay let’s go let’s go we did it that thing is terrible and okay well now a minecart i mean i guess we just jump in and away we go thanks for the joyride luke i mean where’s that arrow oh no we got to go the right way

The tracks okay uh we’re gonna click this one bang yes got it i mean kind of kind of chill guys okay that that’s it okay let’s go down here what’s in here what’s up more mine shaft are you serious uh we have enchanted golden apple i can take my spyglass i do not

Need that anymore torches really are we there yet are we there yet are we there yeah [Applause] this is like a ruined portal i kind of don’t want to go in there do we just have to fix it okay i mean whatever i guess oh my god what is this look dude i’m

Taking this over my magic whatever the heck saw because this thing is nuts things here but please have enough yes big boy pants three two one go in the bottle what the cook this is not the nether when did luke get the time to do all of

This or well more likely pay someone or for someone to do it and make pillow dry me do it is the most likely scenario but where’d i get the time to do this i need to focus i don’t have time i need to focus on bio no don’t tell me

Is that blood no biotics dead all that time i spent wasted for nothing oh yeah and yeah you’re dead uh my back yeah biotics oh he was so young oh he was just a robot homie come here my army give me a hug with your decapitated hair

Hey fellas uh we can talk about this right i don’t actually care about bionic it’s fine you can have him i don’t really care it’s fine