Minecraft but Water is Turned to Lava

Minecraft blood water is turned into lava and the entire planet is melting ah it’s so hot i’m taking fire damage just being near lava whoa where’d you come from ah okay oh i get it you’re upset look i’m not the one who did this i swear i’d better get away before ah

Snow that’s brisk huh what’s that seems like some kind of ice cave i’m surprised it didn’t melt what a nice place to cool off huh what what is this i’m not supposed to be awake for another thousand years wait why is it so hot in here what are you talking about oh no

You you have to stop it nah i’m gonna go rebuild my house instead you won’t have the world to build your house on what nami the magma elemental goes from planet to planet turning each over world into new level worlds where nothing can survive other than his evil lava minions

Eventually the planet melts and he becomes even stronger nobody messes with my house i mean the world i mean how do i stop it you already know the five steps of beating minecraft but this time the regular rules don’t apply so expect surprises in every corner i wish i could

Help you more but i’m too weak now here you’ll need this thanks but no thanks ice lady zenmo doesn’t need your help to take out this stupid lava guy phantoms the whole world is melting but they couldn’t melt you guys i don’t have time for this

Didn’t plan on cliff diving today but ah i do need there you are diamonds now ah ah huh what the i can’t get close to the diamonds because of ow okay that’s it not today zombie now before i was rudely interrupted since i take fire damage

From being too close to the lava i won’t be alive long enough to mine the diamonds wait what about here here you’ll need this do i trust the weird ice lady well here goes nothing whoa i feel huh i’m not burning anymore sweet i got time to

Bridge across this lava and mine these diamonds now i just gotta find a few more times out oh no not again i better get out of this cave before i guess the potions effects were temporary but i need more time to get diamonds i’m gonna need a more permanent fix for the

Heat wait what if the lava couldn’t melt the diamonds so what if there was a way to extract that essence maybe i can build the raw diamond into a whoa a chilled crystal and if i put this in the center of my chest plate will this work looks good though

Feels like i’m wearing an air conditioner back into the hot cave huh it looks like i’m not ha don’t you know better than to not interrupt that’s no problem i’ll deal with you guys first now for a quick snack i feel like i’m not taking heat damage but

Yes it’s working the chilled chest plate is stopping the lava from burning me now i can finally get the rest of the diamonds and that’s why they call me diamond man step 2 build the portal problem is without any water how will i create obsidian hmm huh what’s happening whoa did you just

Come for my armor yeah the more ice you create the more powerful i become and the more i can help you can you help me create obsidian if you can draw energy from outside the atmosphere i think that can freeze the lava draw energy but ha i’ve got an idea

If i dig straight down then ow of course i dig into a nest of spiders ah there’s too many of them come on okay if i build a beacon using the same chilled crystals and it’s right under the hole where i dug straight down then ice ladies should

Be able to connect to the atmosphere and yes obsidian one nether portal coming right up now i just gotta light this bad boy but i’ve got a bad feeling about what’s on the other side because next i’ve got to collect blaze rods and enderpearls and that’s never been the easiest part huh

Oh no the nether’s been taken over by what is that it looks like some sort of ha ah lava elemental that shoots fire good news is that it drops ender pearls and blaze rods but the bad news is that oh hey might be a fun snack for later

These lava elementals are all over the place and when there’s more than one they’re super hard to kill i can’t even get close hey come on looks like these piglets are on their team too okay this is bad i’m outnumbered i’m getting out of here hello some help would be nice

There you are wow you look bad thanks for stating the obvious i can’t get near that thing without getting burned if i put the beacon down can you freeze them no i can’t draw power from the atmosphere in the nether but the beacon should still be charged from earlier

Maybe you can use it as a weapon if i put iron handles around the beacon then whoa this ice cannon should be able to slow regular mobs and it should be yes super effective against lava elementals y’all thought you had me cornered eh imma bring an end to this global warming

One ice blast at a time you’re trying to run away not on my watch now while i’m here give me my blaze rods and ender pearls not too easy seriously is this all you got take me to your boss the ice princess sent you nobody sent me

I’m here to avenge my broken house you think you can defeat me you’re welcome to try my minions have already taken over the overworld you’re already too late to save your pathetic little plank and by the way your smell too hey i do not smell get back here we are not

Finished huh oh no it’s a trap it seems like all these mobs are working for that giant elemental ah crap i’m outnumbered the ice cannon isn’t super effective against these regular mobs i’m gonna need something else oh no oh no i’d better get away wait a second lava

Elementals are afraid of ice and regular mobs are afraid of fire so that means if i change the materials of my ice cannon then maybe i can build a magma cannon not so tough now are you you thought that giant magma elemental was the only one who could use fire nope sometimes

You gotta fight fire with fire what are you looking at sheep you burn too whoa whoa okay i think that’s enough it’s getting to my head where are you giant fire guys stop hiding ice lady i summon you my name is not ice lady nice lady tell

Me where the fire guy is you’re not ready i was born ready now tell me fine you want to learn the hard way he’s right over there how am i supposed to get over there i don’t know figure it out big sean whatever i will figure it out get out of

My way lava elementals i’ll just put a boat down and damn it it burned so i can’t use a boat and i can’t swim but wait a second you know who can swim those striders from the nether i can ride one across the lava perfect a strider wand i’ll just build one of

These and i summon you strider take me to the island to cross this lava come on let’s go uh hello did you hear me damn it looks like i need to give it something before it does something for me wait a second i think i know the perfect treat striders

Love warped fungus so if i put the warm fungus on a stick the strider will follow the warped fungus and lead me across the lava didn’t think i need a fishing pole in a world filled with lava but it’s perfect for hey buddy you want this yummy treat yes it’s working come

On buddy let’s go faster i can’t fight when i’m riding the strider so we gotta make it across before these lava elementals burn me alive almost there yes we made it thanks my guy now let me take care of these lava elementals take that that’s the last time you’re

Gonna be annoying me now let’s put these blaze rods and ender pearls together the eye of ender says that the end portal somewhere around here and to be honest i’m starting to feel it it’s getting hotter i’m taking damage how is this possible the end portal must be radiating such

Immense heat that it’s burning me even through my chilled chest blade oh no this is bad this is bad i’m not gonna make it weird ice lady come on i’m sorry for being rude this is just like before i drink the potion wait that’s it one blaze rod and three

Cobblestones to make a brewing stand i still have a few chilled crystals i can brew my own potion okay here goes nothing whoa yes i’m not burning anymore okay i know this effect is temporary which means i don’t have a lot of time there the end portal crap the potion’s

Starting to wear off i’d better hurry and get these eyes of ender down before yes i made it now show yourself giant lava guy there you are took you long enough let’s settle this took me some time to build a fire weapon of my own how do you like it ah i’m

Taking too much damage oh no oh no oh no this big lava guy does way too much damage and i can’t get close to him when these endermen are chasing me i did not come this far for nothing seems like the crystals on top of the

Towers are also shooting fire at me i need to take those out with my frost cannon first one down come on come on big lava guy is not happy about me taking out his crystals but i need to avoid him at all costs one more hit from

Him and i’m done that’s it for the crystals now take that what no way he’s barely taking any damage from my frost cannon this is not even fair that barely tickled my turn ah okay this is bad this is bad i need to find somewhere to take cover

No no no no no no this can’t be it i think i bought myself a few moments this frost cannon is too weak and this magma cannon is completely useless so you admit you need my help yes yes yes can you buff this frost cannon nope this

World’s ice energy has been drained too much already especially since you helped burn it down uh what well how am i gonna beat him well there’s more fire energy than ever maybe we can borrow some unconverted you mean fight fire with fire if i combine my magma cannon with my frost cannon and

Build a handle out of end stone thermocouple cannon now this is what i’m talking about what this is impossible that hurts doesn’t it this thing’s got a limited amount of energy so i’ve got to be super accurate three hits and i should be able to take him out one ah

Crap these annoying endermen two damn i’m low health it’s now or never i’ve got a shot at three yes that’s what you get for messing with zen mode