Minecraft if there were LAWS

All right let’s go a new Minecraft world man how long has it been at least 10 years right finally you showed up now we can actually play bro I am ready whenever you are just a heads up this game has changed quite a bit so you sure

You know how to play dude no one knows Minecraft better than me alright just make sure to follow the laws okay what does that even mean all right whatever let’s just go get some wood I wonder what new updates have come out stop wait what you’re not allowed to be chopping

Trees in this area wait why who even are you how’d you get on this world this is a national forest all wood chopping is illegal National Forest what are you talking about this is an oak tree all right whatever bro I’ll just go over here man what was that about who is that

Guy all right now I can bro I just told you you can’t chop any of these trees this entire area is protected since when other protected areas in Minecraft so if you can’t mine trees how do you even get wood oh I guess I could just mine this

Villager house all right now I can finally get some wood and actually play this game let’s see I need a pickaxe hey buddy is this your first time punching a hole in a villager house uh no I do it all the time bro are you serious since

What are their jail cells in Minecraft I’m so confused was that police officer a real person or was that part of the game what is going on how do I even get out of here all right buddy you got anything you want to say officer I think

There’s some mistake what do I have to do to get out of here well all I can say is you’re lucky your Rich friend took care of it my friend took care of it bro what did you do I told you to follow the

Laws bro all I was trying to do was get wood I’m so confused dude you just broke into a villager’s house you think that’s okay right I’m still not seeing the problem look I already paid the officer to let you out so can you try to play

Normally now okay I don’t know what that means you know what just play Minecraft how you would in real life and you should be fine what is this game turn into all right how do I get what then okay so I can’t mine any wood at all

Apparently wait I can still loot the chest inside all right let me check that out I shouldn’t be breaking any rules this time right whoa look at this loot wait when did the loot and villager chest get so good I don’t remember this all right I got wood yo bro what are you

Doing this is my house are you stealing from me uh checking the Villager chest for loot that’s it bro I’m calling the police right now you’re gonna call the police right like a villager can actually call the police oh my God the villagers can call the police now all

Right buddy we meet again you know normally you’d be in here for years but your friend has a lot of money yo see what paid to get me out of jail again let’s go dude this is the second time today I can’t keep paying these police forever bro I’m telling you I was

Playing normally all I was looking for was wood inside of a chest and now I’m in jail for the second time today I guess you broke in and robbed a villager I don’t remember that ever being a problem in this game just please do me a

Favor and follow the laws okay okay I feel like you can’t do anything in this game anymore wait yo I still have leftover loot from that chest let’s go alright I got a sword and a shield you know I think instead of getting arrested again I’ll just ask the villagers what I

Can and can’t do all right where are the villagers I can talk to is anyone here what happened to all the villagers where is everyone is this Village seriously abandoned wait no there’s a villager right here please don’t hurt me I don’t have any money I just want to live

Please spare me don’t hurt you wait I’m not gonna hurt you what are you talking about wait what is that noise that sounds like a helicopter so is no one gonna talk to me drop the weapon put your hands up where I can see them what

The yo chill don’t try anything we have you surrounded you have me surrounded what are you oh my God I can’t do anything right in this game I swear I still don’t get it bro you walked into a village carrying a weapon and you still don’t know what you did wrong so

Carrying a sword in Minecraft is now illegal let’s just hope your punishment isn’t too bad get ready you’re up after groxs goes wait Grox is here too grock’s MC before we decide your punishment do you have anything to say your honor I’m innocent bro very well let’s watch the

Video oh no my mouse isn’t working oh shoo oh God how am I ever gonna fix this issue oh well looks like I can’t do anything about this problem all right my mouse wasn’t broken you right FBO will you please take the stand oh great I wonder what’s gonna happen to me now

Your punishment is a lifetime ban all right I guess I could just make a new world from all of Minecraft wait wait wait what