Minecraft in VR is absolutely traumatizing…

So my friends and I tried to play Minecraft in VR and while most people might lose their items in Minecraft we lost our minds This is for you ah hey gamer girl you just hitting a gamer girl I did and now that we’ve got her in the water we can bottle that [ __ ] and sell it for $30 a pop I can’t run that fast now it’s important to note while watching this video I’ve opted for

Full minecraft immersion that means I can only Crouch like this jump like this run like this and look at me looks like he won that fight by default I know it looks like the aggressive ape noises are uncalled for but minecraft VR does something to your brain [Applause] Three yes so Connie it works better if you if you row it like smaller motions so that you don’t run in circles we are at negative 39 negative 120 Boys were gonna eat [ __ ] you gotta kill it you gotta kill it I can’t I can’t I can’t kill that I can’t kill that thing Connie is it Sonia do you get on like oh I man words let’s go my water horse is a weird horse mistake thank God I think my VR is broken it didn’t taste like I know wait wha kissy let’s do this so you do that huh I’ll do this half now

Okay you do all of it conde playing minecraft Jack in the Wiener slime does Olay you switch to third person I think that would break my ending mind so slime does not think it does my [ __ ] so [ __ ] twist it up right now my god

Me too I’m like a tornado of cables and I only ever turn counterclockwise for some reason like a clock what’s this do you see what I have my hands to you there’s a bow in your right hand what’s in my other hand what so what does it

Look like when I do this it looks incorrect completely make some redstone [ __ ] and BR I build survived and BR minecraft and played VR minecraft in VR minecraft way can you high-five in VR hand up hand up ready yeah okay I am looking for food in your mouth [Applause] Love you Mike my girlfriend wanted to watch the sunset and I said sorry but Connie has to give me a [ __ ] in Minecraft it’s not following make charcoal with log I mean we can hope it doesn’t itch anymore for my sake discovered how to go real fast so what’d

You do put both hands in front of you like your grandma doesn’t accept me and Condy oh wow slime swim all right I don’t think you run like a normal ice where to god I have never seen these before I’ve never I’ve never seen these diamonds in my life yeah we

Gay murders what do you guys mean [ __ ] slime doesn’t take breaks tomorrow no I’ve like actually I’ve like lost my mind oh my god Ross you’re a terrible person smack your girlfriend secure with it push me all right I want to kill that spider how do we deal with that spider

They’re blue the weather like up there all right I’m about to try and mine obsidian with my [ __ ] real human hands so this might hurt hey I’m gonna get this iron oh yeah have a spare pickax look at me wanna look refer to do minds like that this is not old pickaxe is

Used boxing chain look at look Jared just do a perfect spider impression here Michael I call this one I surf I’m I’ve controllers to a ceiling fan this looks like a nice spot how did that happen and if there’s diamonds in the chest you probably use those

I don’t like one point higher a little higher all right that’s it yep right there hold the watermelon in front I’m gonna go for the melon ready here we go Oh my god whoa where am I slime slime in the floor now it just appears that your butt slime no I could just stand here looking at the rain coming here for an hour it’s realizing okay what is happening in here what’s going on hi boy hi boy you

Cheatin cheat [ __ ] what do you drink I drink [ __ ] boy we ready to go away that’s his natural glow someone you be emotional you got this you can do this you can do this oh my god that must be tempur-pedic or something because he hit that [ __ ] no

This one’s broken first first you start out do your own little stretches just get get loose whoa Jesus Christ another one somewhere on line you have to hold the stretch for at least 30 seconds for it to be effective is that a why are we doing that

All right everyone just loosen up just touch your toes in my strings they’re already of another we’re just gonna meet him there oh my stomach does and Connie is immediately thrown all this thing’s on the ground I’m very worried as to what this is what I call a pro game remove oh

Okay we’ve broken out in the other side we gotta build this way we gotta build this way time for an epic Frank permadeath now boys you disconnect [Laughter] this is gamers refer to as a lie oh [ __ ] I’m here alright we have to get over there somehow Okay wait go clear go clear go I’ll cover you I’ll cover you Kahn you have to trust me how are you get over there – [ __ ] we have to finish what he started for Conde Yes we’re gonna make these [ __ ] pay for what they did to Conde oh there there limbs off a limb from limb just a bad dream