Hello and welcome back to yoga today I was messing around with the sucky out brew machine yeah we’ll be back in nehru machine he went a bit weird last time yeah but I made it go in from crazy so I stored a bunch of stuff and then I was I Messed up mucking around the magnet and I accidentally managed to find this weird parallel dimension so this is what is gold of yellow lamp yeah yes so basically this is like a kind of I found this but this is like a parallel universe where the coffee machine a Machine broom uh sort of got a bit kind of brought out by a different brand or something like donald’s yeah okay now of course you remember you used to work yet was your first job Simon back in the day it was a young dwarf in a yoke Donald so I used to yeah we used to have this as a franchise job Donald’s and then it sort of became its own thing I never did make it to assistant supervising manager Junior you didn’t even make it to assistant supervising manager Julie no I didn’t make it I never got you know that Position what was your rank then I think it was flunky do something cheers mapa yolks body I think you know he’s body nice yeah yeah so that was your first job I remember and and of course you are they it was good what was it two pound forty an hour I think you Want something like that girls so I’ve got your old memories in the computer and I’m we just got a program you back into you right now Oh God every pro but that was a long time ago I’m not sure I want to do experience that again okay done How does it feel can you remember your trading I’d like get behind the calves then I’d like you two to serve me please okay can I have a six meaty licious Nuggets please doggies yep coming right up – I like fries with that yeah come on Simon get Remember what you wanna be your training thanks I’m alright okay so in the fridge behind you there should be some delicious meaty licious nuggets let’s have a look in there okay okay imagine I’m just paying you you pay oh there we go paid you some money okay okay well so Enter your PIN okay okay I’ll just program there as well there we are entered my pin okay how’s that yes please no thanks forget about it just give me the meat let’s just Nuggets there in the fridge dodgy which just right-click on the fridge oh okay oh thank you very much I will see you later good bye okay now I’m now a health inspector just go to this into your brain and I’ve coming to inspect the kitchens and the area behind the Donalds just to see what it is because I don’t know if you remember but I built I I sort of made this as a franchise originally Octonauts and I was gonna sell it to the highest bidder but it kind of went a bit downhill from my original plan please let me just put you back – no thank you please write back snowball okay hello Simon how you did what’s gonna oh my god those barrels look like jaffa cakes today oh my god I didn’t have that planned in the original bits amazing so we’re in York Donald’s by the way have you seen this place have you seen the mascot because I used to work in a place Like this that’s right was a little and it was a young nipper I mean a little adult so tell me what they do here your daughters what they serve do you remember the menu your anything better oh god I oh god yeah I remember I remember all the meat was just this Really weird sort of pink goop that’s right because what they would do is they would take like the nice cuts of meat off of the bone and then you’d be left with the bone with little bit Sumeet and like ligament and stuff attached to it so what they would do is They would have like a water hose with really really high pressure and blast the remains of the meat but also some of the bone marrow that’s right bones and then they would make this weird pink goop with it with a mixture of all the bits of meat how do You remember this so well and then they would then take the pink goop and then they would make it into different shapes that’s right oh whatever me it was I mean it could be chicken nuggets that’s this stuff over here could be the bacon or it could be the burgers it was all The same goop this is the finished product here so you’ve got your meat nuggets you’ve got your meat ingots you’ve got your meat queue yeah yeah that’s the stuff and it’s all basically the same sort of pink yeah you got the bacon strips and you got your buckets of Chocolate milk oh man this takes me back yes good isn’t it so what I’m gonna do is I’ll take you around the back room if you want I beg your pardon cuz I’m sure that one else is around at this parallel that much don’t want you’ll do no such thing Come around it buy me dinner first at least so in the the standard process of course it’s pretty much as you just described please please enter have you got your to forget about the lab coat goggles that were only just drop it in the pink goop from yes so oh my god what We have is we have a bunch of pigs here in the pig storage oh my god yeah yeah this this is a stuff and the way it works actually is I didn’t have many friends as a kid you know when I got this job so you know these were like the Closest things I had to friends so do you remember how the system works then oh yeah yeah yeah basically these guys get sort of liquidate you down okay no that’s not quite right so maybe it’s changed as you wear it so get to see this computer here yeah it’s like grab So grab some carrots out of the computer right carrots yeah see carrots don’t they yeah but that’s a vegetable all right okay got you don’t even care it’s yours for the adverts for the other girl come over here and put them in this machine study it yourself sorry Put them in this machine here the breeding machine the breathing machine the breather so if they go in there yeah now when you put them in there that should automatically start making these piggies they all fall on each other they go and then they make the babies and then the babies Oh I fall in you’ve fallen into a hole yeah that’s fine that wasn’t hello dissipated and then the babies you see they get put through you’re standing next to a machine called a chronotype Jimmy this now this new I don’t remember this this must be new it moves babies oh hang on Let me just so the babies get moved next door into the empty the previously empty pen that’s right okay now the next thing that we do is resting because we want to make sure we’ve got a good supply so hang on so you didn’t have lorry loads of pigs Dropped off every morning yeah we did yeah yeah we after every every evening you there’s all the stale ones these are all stale by the end of the day right we just should put those down a chute into a furnace oh this is not that’s very efficient way of dealing with you know These living creatures just you know you sticking them in the furnace that’s right so the famous Maya job Donald’s for doing both the the the baby pigs are really where the good Donald’s meat comes from they have you know I mean they’re literally you know less than 24 Hours old that’s right and what we can do is we can fatten them up using this growth syringe oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Jim for these so if you go to the computer and you go and click on the growth syringe and you craft a few of Them so you want to make sure you craft him they’re the green ones oh so how many of about 510 just a few I mean 10 okay so that should just craft them out of golden carrots and nuggets actually so this pen to you have plenty of that Stuff in the Donalds this is what you would do as a job Donald’s technician at the back so you get all these grocery to see there you go it’s counting up you see on the storage monitor out here you can see there we go so got six okay good perfect that looks lovely Hmm so input put them into this thing called a veterinary station now this is basically like instead of a real vet or a real human we want to be able to reject it doesn’t work on humans I mean this is for pigs I was just thinking maybe I have to put it into Your butter I’ve already grown sufficient you have to put it into pigs but it but you don’t have to do it you can let a machine do it so you can either inject a baby pig with it yourself Oh or you can put it to this it works These days ingenious okay now the pig got ground up that’s fine so put that plant put the put that put the rest of these syringes in this veterinary station here oh god what have we done I think Oh God what if you’ve done all right Yeah there we go okay you just be just best that’s fine all right they don’t stack there we go right there we go into this very station machinery here and that will inject them automatically you see and we can have a system they go oh it’s rejected the ball Okay they’re all now big ones beautiful you know they’re all gonna get ground up yeah that’s the star look at that so that saw the grind did when is all the goop go well it goes along these two pipes you see these you see this thing here this is the slaughterhouse I mean Oh lovely yeah I can see it’s full of that pink stuff and the picture slides at the top and the brown stuff comes outside so we’ve got two tubes here one for pink slime and one further meat meat juice start shooting liquid and they go into these two two meat packing machines Here Oh lovely so these are called a pork slime solidification and nugget conversion Oh learn of course to liquid meat packing in water oh god this is making my mouth yeah I mean this is really the stuff of healthy stuff this would get chocolate milk is made from This stuff over here which comes out the bottom of the pot acts about early pence Oh Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft Mods – YogDonalds – YogLabs’, was uploaded by The Yogscast on 2014-07-12 17:00:02. It has garnered 1897081 views and 23251 likes. The duration of the video is 00:10:02 or 602 seconds.
Minecraft mods fun! Simon relives his youth when Lewis reprogrammes his brain and takes him back to his first job at YogDonalds. Previous episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuVbpOFzjUs&index=53&list=PL3XZNMGhpynNVSuiunnLtEhYx5aHKSXje Next episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3h8qD_knE&list=PL3XZNMGhpynNVSuiunnLtEhYx5aHKSXje&index=55
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