Minecraft Rebirth: Noobs Episode 2

Got disconnected again what the [ __ ] does it happen when you leave the when you leave like yes I have to does happen when you leave the um why don’t you make it so that like your game’s in Window mode like me so it doesn’t I can’t because lasta streaming service wouldn’t record it

Properly here’s an idea um let’s do whe wheel of Misfortune first and then load the game that’s what I wanted to do yeah what godamn you cryptical right I’m streaming today we don’t have polish because we don’t know where he is we don’t know where he went

He’s gone forever goodbye he’s he’s off ducking sick yeah swap the letters just like B snap yes right are we live on YouTube yeah yes everything is live Can You Hear Me Love You po put some POG POG messages in sck oh wait that’s my voice y yeah we

Can hear you I’m I’m like really loud for some reason hey can you see the wheel of death yes I see the wheel of death are we ready to spin it th wheel of death being that hoe being that hoe who’s it gonna land on actually wait AB could you make

Different like um names so there’s like threee of Crypt free of ab no it’s landed on you there’s no coming back no as in like different variety yeah as in like as in like do um Crypt Abby hero Crypt Abby hero Crypt Abby hero oh she already bloody spinner [ __ ] it’s oh so

It’s on you today oh how about now reset reset no no no no no fine I’ll do it again godamn screen so delayed man yeah I can’t see who’s been choose for what oopsie yeah cat cat K wait is that polish it’s polish here respin the wheel respin the

Wheel polish is here polish’s name to the wheel hello polish hello you right no hello polish you don’t have to join if you don’t want to no it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine I just it it’s it’s just I just saw the uplo yeah it’s fine yeah we’re just saying we’re not

Forcing you to come out so you don’t have to no it’s fine decide now no I just I just did some things I regret now that I have done and I don’t know what to say I can’t even say sorry to them oh D don’t say it on

Stream yes we we’re streaming sor um why is hero getting banned and I I’m spinning the wheel she say G in your chat she’s getting banned I’m getting gay gay Widow gay I’m getting I’m getting banned in like Texas guess who it landed on it landed on Crypt did it land on

Crypt yes I can’t see it it landed on Crypt now we proceed to the wheel of death here we go okay I became golden Freddy jumare yeah you can only eat me oh yeah you didn’t suffer this time round yeah but only eating meat means you can’t eat bread you can’t drink

Potions you can’t drink milk literally just me only fun okay let’s suffer today right let’s just Um you’re not going to be able to join for a minute while I you know what that’s good because um I’m recording my POV challenge no no only meet victim victim is it J it’s JB isn’t it yeah JB yay how does that look guys how are we how are we fabulous

In the stream’s a bit delayed so I can’t see it okay oh only only meat yeah are we fabulous that vegan teacher is gonna absolutely love you I know let me close that window you should help you should help me avoid the punishment by everyone giving me me wantan your me no

Okay I can’t wait y I cannot invite polish can someone invite the Polish Polish invite the game oh that looks very polish white dragon glue sniffer no he’s not online is Polish okay on turn on Xbox I think that’s what the problem is hold on H yes stick up my AR

My goding out your cat for the rler you’re so we’re not doing this again so [ __ ] cring sh you can only eat meat don’t forget you have to suffer today that’s why I’m hunting Shep good no I’m just going to be me hey Shep knock knock wait does fish count as meat

Because like you know pescatarian um fish f is not me fish fish is right on Google if it says yes and I can I’m not Googl it if I opened it your llamas me I don’t want to kill your llamas now llamas don’t drop meat I only drop lever I

Think and if you kill you’re having Mega lag oh yeah I’m getting Mega lag as well I might I might have to close it’s the host damn it Abby why did you disappoint us so much I’m joking what did I do I’m not me right yeah technically that count me my

Game crashed oh no sucks to be you I’m just fine Hey listen I’ve got four bars my I’m not lagging it’s it’s get better wi-fi H go you can have some meat humans counts as meat right as me right count count as me you oh God IED I

Wanted a chance to take revenge from last stream sucks be you can’t commit cannibalism in Minecraft which is actually kind of a shame but I will what I mean technically you can with zombies shitty Wii flip my WiFi is connecting to the wrong WiFi it’s trying to connect to the

What oh my God you absolute penis it’s trying to connect to a different Wii server again oh for [ __ ] sake AB why do you why do you disappoint me so often I don’t know why my Wi-Fi is trying to connect to the wrong WiFi oh God it s

Automatic no my laptop is just like you want to connect to this Wi-Fi right and I’m like no I took your Wi-Fi by and now you’re live stream no oh no it’s the live stream okay live still going okay we’re back move again okay it just crashes my [ __ ] game so I

Just mhm God imagine imagine imagine crashing God sucks to be you imagine dragons oh yes I like imagin dragons they’re [ __ ] awesome you’re going to be Imagine Dragon these not as a CR should never die wait a second I just had a little hack for this um only meat thing if I’m

Low I could just kill myself and bring back my Hunger just oh you can life life have have presents yay I am cooking you some glass I I’m cooking you some fresh glass I swear got sand why is there nothing don’t bother I’m making gloves I need meat oh who who’s sleeping

Next to you Abby who’s your who’s your for some reason I have two pink beds God imagine having a double bed I keep forgetting the the controls put holy [ __ ] you got wda no wda the new the new a oh yes hello M Turtle hello oh why is it

Just a random [ __ ] door here chicken chicken chicken my family has arrived woo yippe yipp oh my God [ __ ] was that who just like deep throated something [ __ ] [ __ ] dies [ __ ] oh my goodness dies in British dies in British oh yes oh yes darling croaks it in

British I’m scared why you why you humping my lightning rod what hello uh out your rod for the hero you’re so ski ah creeper [ __ ] uh there’s a creeper near your house hope I can get this glass in before Oh flashbacks no not again please I just

Fixed it come on creeper come follow me no don’t he just fixed it I just [ __ ] I’m having chicken you saw the slaughtering of of um I forgot wow good brain cells brain go num brains aren’t brains aren’t braining today oh XP I can’t even pick him

Up man Yus is mine now a no no I think everything’s frozen again you better be careful you’re not allowed in my shipping do oh okay we’re all good now I should have put another sign saying you’ll be murdered on S good Lord man no one’s allowed of my shipping oh polish no

Polish Polish died again my game is broken oh God broken get a new game yeah let’s all play Roblox oh what you mean what you mean no can’t sleep monsters nearby [ __ ] you I want to go to slop to slop what Pricks do I need to shove the

Sword yeah we need to slip we need to slip we need to slip Y what what mobs do need to sword up the ass okay I’m sleeping now rest in like the second time we slept through the actual night oh spit where’s spit oh [ __ ] you cat oh there’s a creeper

Outside my house I’m going to deal with this creeper a lot better than you did oh come on man just watch me [ __ ] you creep hello Mr creeper not again not again not again oh thank you yes I see Skellington I’m going to kill Skellington see you’re not the hero oh I

Just despawned what the [ __ ] oh you know get in the car [ __ ] we’re going shopping yay give me all the the let’s go we’re going to we’re going to drive off a cliff today yay we’re driving off a cliff it don’t go down oh [ __ ] I can’t even go woman in our faor

Rock what donuts donuts Gender oh for God’s sake I forgot the iron pickaxe I be checking out we’re doing donuts I can’t I’m underground [ __ ] okay let’s go Yeah was the B of 87 oh for God’s sake I need is that nibble of the 87th th nibble of 1987 has anyone got pickax an iron one no we haven’t found iron yet I have multiple but the [ __ ] game doesn’t let me do [ __ ] right up we go oh that’s yeah

Um wait I need to take your boat and boat off oh for God to sake there more broke iron only [ __ ] oh we got trees oh there’s a dock down there yippe oh what a dock the the Boating dock oooo you better not no come back

Back you can’t catch me what the [ __ ] is going on I’m going to make some te realit quick wait wait wait please don’t I back I will I’ll give you permission to slaughter me like a like a pig good Lord try that again what’s in this chest yeah nope bye I’m in a

Hole God imagine having to walk places I’m in a car I’m in a new Bugatti I’m in a new Bugatti I’m going to parallel park okay we need progress I can look around but I can’t walk fun I found iron it’s beautiful I know what I got to do wait

No wait no no please please no no I’m reversing I’m reversing but it’s not fast enough oh my God no back back please no [ __ ] it you know what I’m going by [ __ ] this [ __ ] nope woman children what are you doing help me wait I see an escape I see an escape

You will never catch me unless I intercept your boat no you won’t I will never allow you go go go come on I can climb this I can climb this no yes go go I’m stuck help me no [ __ ] I said no one no one goes to my do

Sees a li day is Polish is Polish alive I’m taking both the boats can’t move it game crashes for me I gotta figure it out hold on God oh oh I was just G to say imagine imagine crashing God Noob I’m joking good Lord woman I have exactly three pie

I virus what the [ __ ] is going on has your laptop been hacked bro no or off again or to do that why would you do that I’m going to turn into a mermaid I’m going to turn into a mermaid the condensation clear the condensation clear oh no I [ __ ] love those videos they’re

So [ __ ] funny there’s logs in this tree and it’s leaving floaty leaves and it’s making me sad deal with it then [ __ ] you you deal with it you deal with this dick I have exactly three pieces of iron I can make an iron pickaxe I can get the butter yipp

Congratulations Abby you did the impossible I know now cry about it oh God there’s more there’s more [ __ ] wood in this tree God I really should have gone for a Wei before the stream go go for a piss woman I’m mining wood let me get this wood first and then

I will go and smell [ __ ] and then and then I shall piss time to take a it’s time to take a piss oh No right I’ve got I’ve got oh [ __ ] I need take all right take the glass out once the saplings are done I’m going to run downstairs okay so please no one invade my haunt no right I’ll be I’ll be right back wait I should probably deafen

Myself so then you don’t um [ __ ] so we don’t hear you I want to hear you flush to drain so you don’t so you don’t wait how do I so you don’t uh like hear you guys twice cuz my headphones okay bye okay yeah so we don’t hear our pissing here comes the

S no copyright oh no my channel is now bad Jus take the wheel is that copyrighted probably what what about um um oh my head don’t no that’s definitely copyrighted please what you s you sung it you sung the the G I sung the Gat version that’s not

Copyrighted yo AFK you know I I might want to steal him no you’re not allowed to kill no no I’m going to steal a stone no murdering your friends oh [ __ ] that’s that’s bad bad friendship I wasn’t going to just just just bear with me just just bear with me oh

No are you blocking her In I don’t even know I’m in the cave system right now not Cave System I’m in my I’m trying to get the stuff that I need that I require kill good Lord oh [ __ ] I see the turning off and on the computer work helped I have no [ __ ] clue why is cave music so scary okay I can for screen nothing broke all right moment of truth massive explosion okay can I move my camera yes can I walk I can can I open my inventory

Doesn’t crash me great I can [ __ ] play the game nice he did it I fixed the B it’s a good thing that you’re not the one being punished today it’s very CLE oh God uh Hey Krypt I heard you have a problem with meat so I’mma beat you my meat whoa

Whoa I say give you my meat here you go buddy my meat you spin me around baby right round like a meat like a meat grinder wait you can use Cobble deep SL to make stone tools yes when what the I swear to God man give me your

Stone let’s go and meet Abby in the mines no please can we see please no wait no not there’s like down there oh [ __ ] what did you do um well let’s let’s pay them a visit what’s up [ __ ] we we’re in a boat so we’re better than you ha imagine

Not having a vehicle God such a noob oh we’re stuck series wait mind this blog yeah why is it taking so long to [ __ ] mine okay there we go nice uh oh [ __ ] H I have a oh I have pickaxe why does it take long to mine stuff in

Boats riding them we’re here wait no I’m stuck in the boat oh [ __ ] wait you two in the last boat a oh shut the [ __ ] up you ahhh it’s on to me help help help help he’s going to get the boat he’s going to get the

Boat die yes spider ey give me give me that should be one of the challenges actually you have to spend the whole stream in a boat no creepers and bow and everything just breaking the boat how about you can only kill people with a boat you have to go

Inside the boat kill them so you can’t k each I completely forgot [ __ ] get out you need your revenge from Ab wait what did you kill Abby last stream I don’t remember I don’t think I killed anyone oh no we have the diamond look it’s Abby’s window don’t you dare destroy my window

I work very I thought that I thought it was you but it was a zombie holy [ __ ] oh my sword broke what are actually yo let’s let’s just let’s just Abby look behind you meat oh that really scared me I swear to God thank you you got

Me oh Abby um did you get that car down in the mines yes oh what the [ __ ] hey oh okay Fu um you good there oh my armor is going to break soon no what oh uh you might die you bastards you know I’m just going to go back to spawn

Woohoo wait wait wait wait wait yay I’m home honey I’m home honey I’m ho I’m gonna kill you H get me this time oh [ __ ] you you owe me a godamn window nah is green Abby is orange white yay I’m white think I should mine or I should fish I’m going to go

Fish you know what that means fish fish fish yeah let’s go politically insane nice me too Jesus Christ the you know I’ll rate that six out of 10 was it that satisfying oh my out of the two bad that was the one way that’s better whatever the [ __ ] quote is from Shrek orres are like onions we have layers I don’t where is it where is it you know where is

It where’s where’s my glass you owe me a glass where are you I’m going to say it again skill do where are you I really want to kill you I don’t even see the name tag uh maybe I should get rid of stuff that isn’t um meat meat I show the

Meat to make you feel complete what is happening place you [ __ ] thank you let me be happy for not knowing these is this going to be a rolling thing now yeah no until you replace my goddamn glass yes if if you have if you have pink Dy you can

Use if you have any pink dy I can replace the glass for you I’m losing a fight to the skeleton there we go oh God skill issue nice Revenge this like the first time I’ve killed Abby I’ve got load I’ve got loads of um pink petals from the cherry tree

So I can dye it if you just give me the glass if you give me the GL I’m in my HS hang on a minute I’m uh wait give me a minute if I jump down there am I going to get stuck no no no no don’t don’t

Worry don’t worry I’m going to place some ladders okay I’m coming up ignore me thank you thank you ignore like doing sh yeah do not let the do not let the [ __ ] in thank you there’s a creeper near my house oh man damn it that was just oh [ __ ] that wasn’t a

Cyanide good Lord yes you can kind to tell I’m a failboat fan oh [ __ ] this isn’t the flu it’s covid-19 oh I hate to break it to you I already had pink clo so just for [ __ ] sake Abby can I have it back please yeah you can have it back I

Already had loads of glass why do you disappoint me like this Abby you CU cuz I wanted revenge for breaking my glass [ __ ] damn it I didn’t break the glass yeah well someone did and they had to pay for it wasn’t me well I I already killed what’s his face

Twice nice what’s his face yeah what’s his face he doesn’t deserve a name how [ __ ] [ __ ] rude oh wait I’m call me goober MC goob Scooby Dooby dooo you go where are you I’m in a hole oh you’re in the you’re in the hole Yeah I’m in the hall oh she’s in the

Hall where’s your girlfriend she’s at work oh where she work in the hole thank God you know that reference oh yeah I love Tom scar I’m a huge fan I [ __ ] met him in Tom yeah I know me too he’s a [ __ ] Legend how was he with you by the way oh

He signed my poster and said that I smell so we get on great he’s he’s an absolute Legend he’s absolutely amazing as you know he don’t mean it he just he just likes to joke yeah yeah I know I know I’m not I’m no snowflake I need Stone does anyone have

A one bit of cop Ash I could wait is Polish still in the hole it feel like I have a law because how am I getting these lucks oh two zombie drowned villagers I think nice just two zombie villagers in the water two Bros chilling in a hter 5 oh great

Kev well I’m going to work on a piece of art nice and none of you know what it is because I’m baby zombie villager is dying from the sunlight nice oh yes burn burn we haven’t even found a village once yeah we we need to go find we need

To go find a vage vage vage oh wait uh oh crap hold on a minute I need a bit of hunger for it B man if all YouTu just made the first stream you would have food on the second stream ow y we just dropped an ninger oh yeah

Zombie dropped ninger nice that’s like super [ __ ] like that’s never happened to me before he’s only ever dropped potatoes like a [ __ ] but it’s like you know zombies supp to drop carrots that’s just a fact yo uh yo [ __ ] where are you where you

I’m fishing do not go on my dog what do you need I’m not going to go on your dog but I’ve got to show you something really important all right I’m coming no s I’ll meet you down there I’ll meet you down there oh crapper um actually um

Actually yo there’s so much XP in the ocean what yeah they’re from fish drop I I want I to take the or now look at the chat so that you don’t miss it where am I and why is there obsidian here like in Minecraft Java that’s so

Stupid polish how are you the other side of the of the obsidian what the hell I just I just did right okay right I’m getting off your that’s why there’s lava there are you ready for this really important thing yeah yes imag I have flooded the I have flooded the

Mine imagine not being able to eat uh eat a guys not being able to be a I found Bedrock you’re how far down have you gone I don’t know why are you digging down dig forward no I’m following you polish and I can’t get to you cuz you put lava in the

Way my brother in Christ go over The Lava down down no no help help I’m being chased no I’m being I’m being hunted I’m being hunted help me no I got the wrong way I don’t I don’t know the way woman help me was dead end [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

All that because I ate a bit melon in front of your face Jesus Christ the Cravings are really getting what did you first of all my name’s not Abigail if you call me that you will die second of all no I don’t have a flipping crafting table I’m all the way back at

The service nearly oh my God this mine’s so I wouldn’t say awful but like it’s very awkward yeah you are awkward it’s awkward like art students yes you don’t have to come to the mines you know that you can just be surface dwellers surface how [ __ ] [ __ ] underground I’m

Stupid then you’ll uh then you’ll uh be fine yeah in inventory is on so you can just kill yourself rude God Abby get cancelled hi am I’m being spied on by a little [ __ ] help me have funn it just means he loves you I’m scared I feel like I’m going to M for

That one get her get her get her get the [ __ ] okay Crypt crypt no I’m not getting near your thing I’m just I’m just getting water I’m just getting water all right Crypt crypt CP the [ __ ] down why are we all scared of cryptical he’s not even the one you should be afraid

Of oh [ __ ] just way I’m going to go start mining now wait until I get everything forid I found oh man I’m in the [ __ ] Ravine I’m in the I’m like right above the Ravine Creeper Creeper cre run run run run run R run you don’t

[ __ ] I’m just going to have to jump off the cliff yo does the creeper have the craps he’s giving me the craps he’s giving you the craps oh great oh God how am I going to finish off this [ __ ] hole now that it leads into a [ __ ] cave what is this

[ __ ] I I know if I should be saying this on stream but uh you two want to meet you all want to meet up like one day like maybe I don’t know visiting my sister or some [ __ ] oh my God I had glass in my furnace in in real life that

Would I had glass in my [ __ ] furnace you disappoint me so that’s how I felt oh I just realized I can give you the glass in know Abby I will Slaughter you and your entire family fixed the glass [ __ ] off oh I’m now going to slaughter you and and your entire

Family don’t you dare touch my llamas look at these nice llamas if you kill the llamas I will kill you IRL oh llama God IM imagine liking llamas cringe I’m joking lvas are pretty cool they’re they’re wearing hats why are people afraid with about why are people afraid of just a person that

Doesn’t have armor we have armor like how are you killing us so much cuz unexpecting this WOW Abby you’re a nice no I dropped it people love me I have loads of friends yes and I got friends on the other side God no he’s got friends on the other side

Please please stop sit down at my table I don’t know the rest of the words right I need like Redstone oh there’s a pig there’s a pig in my house oink I just found this new CYO yeah it’s [ __ ] M suck Dad it’s [ __ ] minging blood I [ __ ] love that meme can we

Have it shot please uh have what shot who you shooting nothing what HS I don’t know I just went to my door 450 for [ __ ] Happy Meal what the [ __ ] no cuz they used to be too quid what did they let me check how much money it is because I was just guessing

No they’re like a f now what the [ __ ] it might just be my local one but still wait wait wait wait wait what is five quid a Happy Meal [ __ ] McDonald [ __ ] ma sh McDonald’s is an 349 or 469 as a meal yeah um the Macky near me is absolute ripoff don’t go

There uh what was I doing again oh yeah my charcoal finished I need to [ __ ] shitty that is such a [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I live in Birmingham you want to [ __ ] bra you live in Birmingham what the [ __ ] come down and ask for real Genny gy I’ll come up my

House and I’ll break your [ __ ] legs come on your house what the [ __ ] what it’s l than freid in toland well that’s because you don’t have absolute ripoff government what you doing it I’m just visiting okay then get out of my jail I was about to say I was just

Visiting jail get out jail free card you got the jail get get out jail free card that’s the wrong card it’s not the right thing [ __ ] is it just go to jail yeah do we have also got the get out of jail free card as well yeah we said and you

Also got the G it’s in my brain sir the G excuse me sir this is my land get the [ __ ] off it hey Diamond Helmet get imagine imagine being so pent up about people like being on your territory when like you know like it’s my teritory come to my house I

Have waffles come to my house I feel yeah um is definitely going to be the first one to canonically die IRL how do you know that it’s a cannon event miles [ __ ] I’ll H I’ll have you know I elbowed the door knob this morning and I only cried for 10

Minutes you know what that’s impressive that’s impressive wow thank you see I Am Legend i i as Legend you see I only C I only cried for like a full week but you know that’s nothing oh [ __ ] oh wait I still got your locator map by the way my locator map

Yeah I’m going to dump it in your chest oh I should could just dump it how did you get it well you gave it to me oh yeah did I yeah you [ __ ] gave where you’re underground how do I get to you do I have to go through your house the

Oh my helmet [ __ ] broke bro my helmet broke imagine oh oh hi have map there you go map on the map on the map on the map’s a version of the [ __ ] song and I hate the fact you remind me I’m the Gat I’m the Gat I’m the I’m the gat

I think I I think I know um how to move it move it in Polish I think what the or something you’re even confusing a Polish person hold on what are you trying to say I need to understand I like I like to move it move

It ginam smow Chow isn’t it that it’s it’s close but it’s not that it’s it’s not g it’s not v no you’re not you’re not orange star okay yeah um The Annoying Orange made of style called orange style it’s just oh my God I hate it are we not sleeping can

We please sleep you absolute losers I’m getting string and keleton yeah I I want funny Phantoms so I can heal the elytra when I get it oh [ __ ] hell you only no hereo you don’t need Phantom membrane you just need mending yeah but what if I can’t find mending bro will put y

Copper sck your Gat out for the rler you’re so skim oh F oh why does it have a stick why does it have a stick what do you mean by that who has atick the zombie has a stick you have oh uh that’s fuucking drop rate on this

[ __ ] why do I get too [ __ ] are you going to say the Forbidden oo world again ooo okay eoo I don’t normally wish death upon people but I don’t normally wish death upon people so I won’t yay more coal God I’m on a [ __ ] roll today I’m f in some of this good

[ __ ] mother mother Help Mother help um the mother I require meth let me in your house creeper oh man I’m GNA [ __ ] run now yay actual Co way back in the M got a pickax swinging we we we know about the original we don’t talk about Bruno we sing about

What I have a [ __ ] yeah they don’t talk about Bruno but they talk about Bruno what that’s that’s what do you want polish what the [ __ ] did you do here I’m going burn I’m going to burn these is going to be good firewood feed feed the monkey in the feed me

The what why we feed the monkey in the zoo [ __ ] off [ __ ] you you got no Riz okay I mean okay I don’t understand why this so because I my house is kick your ass basic to what the [ __ ] who sto molesting the door I do

[ __ ] yeah don’t you clap back at her I’ll have those back please please she barely says St I stole your I stole your Cobble I’m so sorry no please off my Cobble cuz I need it no I I I accident clicked buttons oh why is there a cherry tree

With a goddamn log still on it oh you lo you delog it then duh God so stupid God who imagine um yeah the zombie has a sck didn’t think about anything no my mind just went blank yeah we we know you have no brain [ __ ]

You no thanks could we uh okay could we actually sleep I want to try and get some [ __ ] today but I can’t because there’s [ __ ] monsters outside okay give you cats in Ohio let’s all go to then okay slop you are all among sussy buckers stop ruining my favorite franchise

You’re sysy soy jaacks I gave you can all sussy soy jaacks I gave you cats in Ohio oh hey little one I broke you down in front of you just so you door yes door lever mine crimes oh hey what did you do what did you do

What did you do what not what it’s what I didn’t do what didn’t you do something that I’m going to do later um foreshadow I’m I’m terrified why are you scaring me so give me my llamas come on llamas it’s safer for you to be in here now hey I butter

What time fishing hello Pig you’re dead I’m happy now because I can actually [ __ ] clutch in Bedrock Edition you can you can actually [ __ ] pineapple cheesecake right if anyone I’m just saying 2024 I’m just saying now if anyone touches the animals in my pens I will absolutely murder your you I will abely

The [ __ ] out of I’m going to [ __ ] die oh that was so good that was so good I will end the stream about it and he didn’t know what they were talking about what he didn’t know yeah he doesn’t want to know and he shouldn’t know he probably sees like

People talking about it and it’s just like I’m going to avoid that like the plague I could I couldn’t believe that that song wasn’t about actually like blowing a no of course it’s not none of the songs are about wow innocent [ __ ] I think it’s about kissing someone no it’s not it’s about

[ __ ] wait what yes yeah but you don’t blow you suck oh [ __ ] en book Quick Charge two piercing four efficiency 4 what the [ __ ] damn that’s wait did you say piss oh God that’s good for a crossbow mine hell yeah no it’s efficiency four as well so that means I

Can M no you know you’re fast four times fast fast this is why I like fishing I’m the fishing person my brother in Christ your my will be fishing fast there’s no point there’s no unless you’re going to mine obsidian there’s no point in fish I’m going to mine your

Brain you know what that means oh [ __ ] one of your cherry trees is spawned like really quick that did you did you like that am I the only one who used to be scared at animals no no get off my llamas and go harass is going to kill me in my sleeve

Excuse me at least something’s riding the Llama God Jesus Christ you know what riding means right like oh my God I can swap from llama to llama check this [ __ ] out I got R I got R Bonk Bonk oh yeah super Speedy no I can’t reach damn it Abby I

Like God would you be set the scene I’m scared animals no one is allowed to touch the animals in my pen let me out then let me out you can get out I can’t get out I have Riz the [ __ ] do you know what I don’t care here we

Go you okay I hope you all I hope you exp boy here we go again I got them Yeezys them fresh Yeezys egg [ __ ] egg egg I friends with some really weird people does any you know what [ __ ] it oh do any of you lovely beings own a bucket no I’ve only

Got what is ity you want to see something cool yes show me look at this boat right you see this boat may I steal your bucket please for for making things oh yeah off we go baby give me give me a good reason I’ll give it to you I’m

Making a food SCE man why the [ __ ] do I M into diamonds again I wasn’t even at the white right why level holy [ __ ] weird flex but okay bye we got enough we’re going to Chili’s what okay bye Abby we’re heading to Chili’s okay have fun I I don’t want to get this

Freaking stream copyrighted so um yeah what what were you doing we had have fun wait what what did you do what did you do oh there’s so much stuff over there we got to pick it up got to pick it up over over there like in the water like I

Will no you’re not going to my no why would you just like [ __ ] leave this out in the middle of the because I can’t eat fish I’ll have it then fish you can make a dog next to mine I don’t care just don’t go on my

Dog go on his dog you have the rights to do so this is not his server please don’t kill me Abby help me Abby help me no help me I’ve decided not my problem now if anyone could kindly hand over a buo kit so I can have some good

I’m getting fished I’m getting fished help meby give me a second I’m killing myself give you a b no wait that’s a dead end what’s over here I can I Will Survive I’m stealing your bones oh my God you know what this reminds me of that freaking SpongeBob

Scene I got one Heart Holy W there’s so many torches over here as well Sandy got you man do you not know the SpongeBob episode yeah Sandy gets super [ __ ] mad them like dis disagree with like Texas so off stupid no I’m Texas what’s the difference uh yes why does SpongeBob

Actually have like these random explosions I know I just have no reason cuz it’s funny have you seen the the one where squid just throws himself off a cliff and and he just explodes yeah yes that oh [ __ ] I need something um I need

Oh I didn’t I didn’t even mean to go to this bi okay I’m growing where I actually I’m in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere oh I was going to give a present to polish but I accidentally used it it’s okay polish go present have some

Seeds uh there go I I was going to bone meal I was going to bone meal it for you but I hav used it on the grass oh I got some more seeds for you what happens if I fail the challenge do you have to spin the wheel again yeah

No if you to spin the wheel again if you fail one of the punishments you get two punishments if you fail two you get it just gets worse and worse uh hello person just Shah I can’t say names we got we got someone watching the stream they can decide whether you die or

Not I die yeah for for not eating only meat I I have been eating only meat oh then you live don’t you then you get to live don’t you you know what people than any other are starving child what are you are you a starving child here why are you giving you’re

You’re giving me a life hack right now I’m not even getting food where did polish go you’re just giving it for me are you going to kill polish because of that no I’m giving him his pocket back he’s stealing to the rich and giving to the poor no I’m giving him I’m giving

Him his goddamn bucket back come on man I gave you gu Ohio [ __ ] reason gave you cats in Ohio I don’t know why that’s so funny to me but it is God J Alpha man they’re a whole different breed you are a sus Jesus Christ Thank God I’m a part of

The 2000 and not 2010 yeah same here man like th fre baby over here like my God up up up you go guys guys sleep sleep maybe sleep hello no I’m busy I’m building I’m building [ __ ] I swear to God if you don’t sleep

Right now okay let me just I need to do something I’m stuck in a hole I need to get out the hole go back you [ __ ] okay Bonk oh I ladders okay lad I get go to sleep little one close your eyes and dream what the

Hell I don’t know the rest of the words so go [ __ ] yourself has anyone got like potatoes or carrots or anything uh I do can can I I’m having my own oh my God imagine being able to eat potatoes can can this one will yours oh thank you thank you sir thank you

Sh cheers mate mother [ __ ] okay oh God I got so much Granite thanks for the granite why did you just go mother [ __ ] mother [ __ ] Granite sounds like a company like Gran and it like Granite Granite LTD gr okay could you do rap in the British

Accent R possible well like rap rap I you want me to do a storm sea rap good Lord I can sing raw by KY Perry in like a like rapping in in a British in a British accent I’ve got the eye of the tiger a fighter dancing through the FES good

Lord seeing that’s sort of like monologuing oh how dare you disapp this is what I do every time I create a world I need to find a slime so I can enslave it enslaver slime wait how yes baby slime you just have to make it follow you

Enslave put inside of fence it could get up it can still run around freely it just tries to kill you that’s not slavery slavery is putting someone to work against their world how you know about more about that right one two three this one’s going to be one two okay one More no polish I will kick your ow kick your off I’m going to die you know [ __ ] it where’s the where’s the big cave [ __ ] take me what take me to the other side I Fell From Hell it feel like it’s the fourth of July

Okay uh you can go in there and then I [ __ ] um oh yeah I got boots I got leather boots I can’t [ __ ] use them because I’ve already got Bo oh water bottle I will store all of the bounty that I stole from you which isation oh yes the seword that British

All the time colonization we’re not like that anymore people just make fun of us now yeah cuz we’re sad losers we must colonize this entire planet oh water did you just hit puberty when you said that who Charlotte she just like hit puberty when she said that you saying that she hasn’t

Yeah I’m 20 is old and I still haven’t [ __ ] you know hit hit the belt yet you know what whatever the phrase is thank God I’m not the youngest wait [ __ ] I keep dropping the stone just keep bro I’m I’m not going to die again I’m going to have to die again imagine

Not being able to eat delicious bread right now yes Bakery you you want to di o I’m so the bakery do you’re so scared oh I’m so scared um let’s so [ __ ] terrifying what should we kill Abby with today 52 minutes and 20 seconds sounds like a

Good um part of your stream what oh kill me yes bite me my brethren what are you doing kill me come on do it you [ __ ] wimp God imagine sucking so hard at your one job [ __ ] you just do it do it well if it’s if it’s a certain type of job

Then uh he’s doing a good job I didn’t realize you were I didn’t even realize you you were streaming for an hour that was a really bad prediction wasn’t that bad I tried to think off the fly we will cleanse his partion what the [ __ ] we will cleanse this petition I’m leaving goodbye

Sorry I’ve I had a chocolate trifle for pudding and I’m like very very hyper so much sugar yay water I need more water if anyone if anyone touches my farm or my animals I’m going to find you I’m serious I don’t like the ominous humming f y n g d

O what did you just say to me huh what did you just say to me I said f l y n g d o what does that even mean well [ __ ] spell it out you peasant I can’t spell f l y i n g space d o f [ __ ] G

Flying dog yes what what are these sound [Laughter] effects oh [ __ ] there’s more hole there’s more hole that I anticipated oh is there more hole is there more hole than you what is z doing in my HS who I saw gamertag in my HS well get gamertag out your

HS what are you doing in my house oh where the [ __ ] I saw your Gamertag in my house and I’m it wasn’t in your house what oh it might have been close to my house then hello I’m going back to the underground there was a few there was a

Few animals in aby’s area I just wanted to play visit uh if you kill my animals you have did he kill all the animals oh my God yes yes he did no my no I didn’t no I didn’t he did he kill he killed all of your animals including your

Llamas okay that’s fine Happ that’s fine that was not what I expected have fun have fun playing Minecraft you just G to leave the server no no have fun can’t because we’re all because if if you leave then we all going leave we all get kicked out no no it’s fine we’re

Just wait until we realiz mcraft NS guys no no just waitting until he realizes why can’t I open my door oh no oh oh I see what look at you you’re only a visitor now I can get my revenge [ __ ] you [ __ ] you’re on visit my [ __ ] come I’m

Going to kill myself so you can’t do it no no wait no yeah Abby um can we can we talk about something oh no you killed the animals apparently and until I have proof otherwise you’re staying on visitor mine oh my God I can’t even leave my

House that wasn’t a very good idea was you know what oh my God I need proof that my animals are still alive you can’t do the pressure plates oh he could furnance what’s in your furnances I’m going to steal your I won’t what I will bring little Travis on your [ __ ] ass who’s

Travis holy Jesus so who’s going to support my screen my game lagged and I didn’t realize you were just standing still and then all of a sudden your face just went in my face and see once I have evidence that my my animals are either alive or being

Replaced uh critical says on visitor mode yeah they’re not dead I was just joking I was I was just I was just getting around cryptical you could have left through your fence but okay okay you may have your privileges back sir not the parkour manster okay you don’t even have

To this is Minecraft with Noobs this is Minecraft yes hero no it’s Minecraft with admin because she’s cheating excuse you it’s a straight lines of a jump that’s not complicated you hold down three the last thing I want is an admin to ruin the game for me Abby cryptical killed all your animal

I’m joking better not I’m such an was joking so that wasn’t actually happening I might genuinely add that to one of the challenges so someone just can only be in physor mode you can’t do anything though yeah yeah I know it’s just suffering it would just be

Suffering i k the whole stream right you know it’ll be a pain to edit this stream yay yay there is no maybe turn it down like right you’re the editor the important and the funny just we can do a lot of things you can waver your privileges as an

Ed actually no because we not getting for this you know if um fby gave gave me her um her account you will not be getting my account you hacker who said who who said that I wasn’t I have you don’t you’re not gonna get my

Account I’m going to ban him he will be banned man you need to stop punishing me man then I would stop you deser 100% stop you’re like the whoa look at how toilet you are you are sussy among MOJ go I’m so [ __ ] cringe I’m sorry I gave you Gat in

Ohio I’m in a new Bugatti God exploring is pain hey there’s a wanding trailer outside my house is anyone like claim his Life [ __ ] if I was green I would I can f movies onv luckily there’s a man who positively can do things that make us Kevin C Kevin cry Griffin until I F she P her my Griffin till I’m Family Guy she she she quag on my M to like giggity Jesus Christ

[ __ ] she powered on my puff to un Blossom oh heyo she she mined on my C till [Laughter] I clinically insane Chad please this is what you signed up for [ __ ] good Lord in other news I have found the village you found a village y we the

Like a no I’m looting it you can’t have it no is it that because check the map check the map we’re gonna have to going to have to take it before her uh I wow that’s like really far away yeah we’re going to have to take it before we’re

Going to have to take the land we’re going to have to find the treasure before her man wait wait right no okay right let’s be genuine wait wait wait wait wait gen one piece that’s oh my God genuinely though everybody shut up being genuine though the coordinates are 2289 uh 90

90 wait hang on 2,3 316 71 and 790 yeah you can take your loot and also there’s a Temple here wait uh I’m gone wait what’s the what’s the quz all type I’m going to make like a post with all like the main locations 2 2324 yes 72 yes 787 what the

Is that the and also it’s a Sand Village so you know they have nothing good oh [ __ ] so there’s a there’s a desert temple yeah I did just say that there’s a Temple yeah I know but you didn’t say it’s a desert temple you you disappointment of a human well I mean

It’s same thing and also there’s of vegetables here so can’t eat anything what did you just hit me with sword um a knife you know I wish I had poison bows a rude god what the [ __ ] oh I just thought I hit the Golem but I didn’t why

Am I such a mean person today I’m sorry every no it’s fine you H complely sorry you hurt my feeling you’re being oh baby I don’t understand this real cheese Obama sandwich oh God sandwich Obama sandwich why do I have hunger I didn’t even do anything too fast and now you’re

Hungry there’s a camel there’s a camel there’s a camel there’s aam something I don’t know I don’t I already know somebody else up by a creeper this time God Abby why did you disappoint me so much I don’t know I ain’t had no progress I need to steal

Fish I didn’t even get a you can’t eat fish [ __ ] what’s that like weird uh like Cave thing over oh wait no that was where you okay never mind it’s fine God oh God my foot’s got pins and needles in it I don’t like it God damn

It I didn’t even get a chance to loot the godamn pyramid don’t worry we we we have the co-ords so it’s fine I enty llama llama kill the Llama kill the Llama take its flesh and its skin yay free lead I need more free

Lead God I need a slime block I need to make a sticky piston oh wait it’s a no oh no there not sticky pistons I need to find a jungle temple for like sticky pistons oh no they don’t have I don’t [ __ ] know they do oh yeah okay I need

To find a a gungle so I can get a sticky piston I make I’m making something incredibly amazing I go God damn it Cat come on in come on baby come on and my beautiful cat oh my God she’s so precious oh ow okay wait why am I still in a bed it’s

Turning daytime what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the heck happened who’s exploding the high front of my house is just gone oh what I can’t wait to see that house no my house what happened it’s dead oh no the table it’s broken bro shut the [ __ ] up I got

Beetro seeds polish please could you gather me some Birchwood I need some help [ __ ] oh God I just saw you [ __ ] run away Oh I thought you didn’t know I thought you didn’t know oh [ __ ] you can do it you don’t have to I do it all right

Birch trees well there’s a bit lag on oh wait I think I might be good I might be good for birch trees actually oh my God the lad’s gone as well what the [ __ ] I need to make a door yes and door W I hate how you have

To make doors in threes like the biggest the house like okay so uh all right uh let me uh let me take the RS I think it yeah okay so it was d d d donk donk oh my God okay uh and then that and

Then oh my go the ladders have just gone what is the compost here for the compost oh uh for Farm there’s a creeper at my door blow up Abby’s house this time not mine this is the third time this has happened wait where’s the fun make a an

Exit like just make last time was an accident this time was was was not much of an accident there’s creepers everywhere help well I need to make a fence around my house yeah maybe if you didn’t have so many trees surrounding your house I was going to try and uh bring the

Creeper in your house and leave you come back you wouldn’t have to I was in my house oh what I was already in my house I was upstairs oh you [ __ ] help help help somebody somebody Help I hope you suffer a painful death rude it’s a [ __ ] skeleton can you give me your tickle baby tickle baby no that just makes it sound 10 times worse I am going to [ __ ] cry cuz this house took me so [ __ ] long to build it’s already fixed a creeper

Exploded oh man yeah a creeper exploded it don’t know how the creeper go now oh God I hate you all and I hope you uh never talk to me again hello hey I’m the creeper oh man man it seems to be okay again I have plan and I’m going to make sure

Plan stays in motion they canot tell you oh the cow you know what do you want me to SP should we spin it again why yes do you want to the damage that I’ve done to her okay but then you have two punishments oh like just for you you want more suffering

Yes right okay fine more than enjoy not hang on I’m going to do it on my I’m going to just quickly do one on my phone cuz don’t say anything to I see on stream how am I goingon to know and I’ll screenshot it and put it in did did you close Minecraft

Again why I want to do it because every time I do do it I lose the game then put it on Windows mode like I do yes do that just press F God [ __ ] damn it Abby you disappoint me so much I’m joking I love cryp should do the world or maybe I

Kid in the toilet enter in the right here we go griefing griefing you oh God [ __ ] damn it I will slap you here we go who’s ready can you see it on the why am I such a Goofy Goober today can you see it on the stream okay um not right now well

You okay it’s there now it’s there now right I’m spinning it here we go don’t say who it is until it’s done I no this is you screen oh wait no armor that that’s literally me now yeah yeah do it again do it again no no no no

No keep it like that keep it like that you no food you got no armor so there be nothing no vegetables and no armor sounds like a good time sounds like a brilliant time to me did you get no armor twice no no it was only once because wait so

No meat no vegetables no so you just got die no vegetables no armor all right I mean I ain’t I ain’t been doing anything I’ve been fishing and Mining nice fun unless somebody actually comes around and Slaughters me yeah wait he yeah he I can’t even hear he’s already not allow to

Vegetable yeah no FEG no armor no you can taunt me with vegetables that’s what you can do did we all manage to get back on the game oh I wish you could see my face without explosion because I was like pogers because I didn’t want it to explode so what’s happening oh

Right people laughing it’s not letting me connect to the world let connect to the world Jesus Christ yeah Abby it’s not letting me connect to the world what the [ __ ] oh okay close the thing and then Qui [ __ ] sake we’re just it’s fine Abby so so cryptical only allowed

To have Abby it’s not let me it’s not let me join you disconnected Abby I can’t put it in f11 because the streaming software won’t stream it properly yeah just i i l out so look back in it should work now so now he’s on God damn it I’m gonna have to edit

This thing now my house better be still be fixed I swear to God not that mean okay I W do it again right I’m off to me I can’t my [ __ ] inventory I was actually I was actually thinking of uh making TNT but you’re lucky I went that road yeah

You better not have you better not have [ __ ] I swear to God [ __ ] you villager God yes cheese are we all alive is everyone alive yes yes darling yes I think I’m crying so hard man my [ __ ] house [ __ ] you I hear drowns I don’t think I like it oh yes

Revenge hope you don’t mind me stealing a bit of dirt from like around the place as long as it’s not it’s I’ll make it look natural you better don’t that looks pretty [ __ ] natural to me on uh give me a [Laughter] second can you stop flirting villager please oh okay oh my

God look okay just get a room [ __ ] Abby you always have to make stuff weird Abby yeah yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you I ship it what what whoa whoa you ship everyone with everyone Abby yeah what even in the in the BC streams yes I ship hero BC it’s my

OT whatever the [ __ ] my o o whatever the thing is what people say when they my OT or whatever your head your head Cannon my head Cannon yeah whatever people say in the realm of weirdness I the realm of weirdness ah yes my is going to

Drown good I going in the that way though that be Weird I will kill something preferably this villager right here cuz you know slay my God slay Queen slay queen stop saying slay Queen slay Queen sister says it all the time someone sounds like a broken record I hate my life and your life hates you too apparent I’m

Joking [ __ ] you Bobby why are you in the illegal J trade Bob why are you in the illegal drug chair yeah G stop saying y y [ __ ] you I hate I’m going to Chow Down on this tasty beef you are a yes me damn piece of I’m eating I’m enjoying some jacket potatoes

You know oh yum I love jacket potato with cheese jacket potato and cheese is amazing it’s such such like an underrated meal H hospital food oh did you know that um like mashed potato from the hospital is actually made like with like a powder then they

Add liquid to it ew yeah it’s [ __ ] disgusting what that is not cap I assure you it’s it’s it’s [ __ ] minging you ever buy cypo that’s literally all you’re going to think about I don’t even like calypsos so I’m good [ __ ] minging yay I swear there’s not enough there’s not enough daylight in

Minecraft it’s like 10 minutes each yeah I know [ __ ] I used the wrong wood [ __ ] okay you know I can survive [ __ ] you we could easily sleep you just don’t want to I’m in in the middle of nowhere I cannot sleep sleep you could have BR a

Bed with you no cuz then I won’t be able to die and come back and well then you’re just Li you can just break the bed oh there how you break bed how about break your KNE caps how about I break your skull [ __ ] I love how we’re all so

Violent towards each other it rules I know me not intentionally inside I don’t I don’t want to but it’s funny it’s funny bullying your friends yeah you’ll want to [ __ ] talk wow what has you been doing in your University oh you do not want to know uh

Yeah so I bully uh hero all the time uh it it’s getting to the point where like she calling me hero on live stream so much that it’s just natural even in person she calls me hero like in person yeah I saw you are I didn’t really need

It to eat much often that’s crazy I’m going to have to try and put keep inventory off as one of the rules wait no wish you can do it for a specific person but I think you can wait you might be able to H let me check you might be able

To oh no you can’t how about you don’t check so um the next time I get hit oh my God there’s in full gold armor you can only tole build M news doors and switches open containers attack players and mobs operator command and teleport Oh I thought I thought

Zombies with certain armor doesn’t exist no diamond that’s Diamond diamonds heyo what the hell was that I think um have you not seen the picture of a baby zombie jocky on a chicken with baby zombies can’t hurt you baby zombies be like where the [ __ ] am I yeah

It broke filza from it hardcore streams oh god oh no that’s like the worst thing to happen though yeah fils I had a fiveyear Minecraft hardcore World got killed by a baby zombie oh [ __ ] no like the baby zombie starled him and then he got jumped off a cliff I think right

Right please can we cat some z’s cuz I need to M some trees that [ __ ] rhymed I’m happy about that I can’t sleep I’m in the middle of [ __ ] NOS where could have got one of the beds from the you know the village that you

Went to I didn’t get a chance to before I died how about you don’t stick out your Gap maybe that’ll work how about you stop saying inappropriate things to me where the [ __ ] am I I’m so lost [Laughter] just stop talking you you see it’s not unhinged until you

Think is unhinged so I I we’re all unhinged uh uh this is why no one watches the where are why is there giant bamboo beaches bamboo stay away from my bamboo what the hell does that say I was about to start reading that as sky no Paris b b

Him with a lower case what the [ __ ] no so it a rubber room with rats what the [ __ ] po what the [ __ ] Parish what it’s a trade it’s a trade offer attention love care I get to do whatever the [ __ ] I want to do with you whoa what go the [Laughter]

Papers go go Cadet pixel reducer oh God oh God the pixels oh no go go gadget mental I need that I’m sleeping who the [ __ ] is not sleeping I am oh wait sleepy sleeping out your need put the mental too but oh my goodness

Sleep Do It For the Love of oh yeah that sounds so [ __ ] good with text of speech on pound dollar pound dollar pound pound pound dollar pound dollar pound [ __ ] yeah okay who’s not who’s not in their bed and why who the [ __ ] is not in their bed right

Now Abby get the [ __ ] to sleep I am in the bed who’s not sleeping dot uncore you can check the stream if believe me Po polish get in the bed could Co get in the bed hero get in the bed I am in bed I’ve been waiting for [ __ ] so

Polish is the only one that a in bed go get out and get back in die and go to sleep if you if you yay Oh yay thanks [ __ ] hell oh my God the spiders everywhere what they killing the Viller I can make orange rhyme with banana

Bor oh hello zombie oh look imagine burning to death [ __ ] disappointment die why aren’t you dying oh God I’m going to [ __ ] get hit in the oh I [ __ ] disappeared what is happening your mom why you C you [ __ ] okay yeah [ __ ] there’s nothing and I swear these sand Villages are so

[ __ ] because they have nothing in them they are yo Abby uh bring me back a plant pot and a cactus please thank you oh and and a blast furnace if you have one thanks no because there’s nothing in these goddamn Villages that’s worth bringing back that’s do you know that sounds a

Bit like um uh a you isue it’s going to be a you isue we did the joke again God I’m so Funny all right Freddy Fazbear calm down shut the [ __ ] is that Freddy Faz fredun is fazar Frederick mcferon Fredick MC who’s the who’s the dot that’s rapidly approaching my location why is the sheep [ __ ] dying thank you rapidly youa rapidly approaching Sam what what what the [ __ ] rapidly approaching Sam rapidly approaching Samuel

What huh what is h what it’s the stream most confusing mentally ill there is a camel I’m going to steal I hate that cave sound specifically what one the the like the scy one I actually found a chest it has nothing good in it wow that that describes [ __ ] all of

Them it literally does well then try playing Minecraft to full volume you no thank no thank you I’d rather I’d rather I made mistake of doing that with Gmod oh my God doing G just chasing a lot of nextbots it’s crazy guys you’ll never guess what what there is another Village by

The Village I just went in oh [ __ ] nice when I reach its location I shall s send you the coordinates oh [ __ ] hang on oh yeah I have to make my own music for that video oh did you oh my God that’s commitment oh my God I had to make like

A recreation of something that prob I nearly I nearly I nearly blew up the the the the um the uh the thing uh great great job di oh my God iron horse armor iron we can have hes Greg herrey Greg hey with abs oh my God

Diamond horse armor we can have hes guys we can have hes we can ride them into we have saddles yes I have one saddle [ __ ] you it’s my horse I got an enchantment book with knockback one oh emeralds and gunpowder and sand and [ __ ] and rotten flesh for hero oh

Yes give me that tasty oh [ __ ] I have to scroll all the way up to get the coordinates oh no the coordinates disappeared because we got disconnected uhoh um the temple the temple is 2,394 on a second give me a second desert first sign with our okay got okay

So we got home and our desert temple right because that’s that’s literally in between both Villages so like you don’t really need the other coordinates cuz you’ll you you’ll be like literally it I want to head to Home Depot what the [ __ ] that’s so random just to see what the hype’s all about

Fair ah yes home depart Home Deport Home Deport oh yes part yo what’s the time time it’s uh oh God it’s uh 7:42 nice be 3 hours be 3 hours again I’m going to have have a good time oh yeah do we want one of these weird Loom

Thingies yes please I want banners give give thank you thank you steing I’m stealing a hot compost thingy from the village oh we going to have another composter nice what are you doing in my house oh nothing hi happy birthday happy birthday do you like my bow oh my God yes I

Like I got to smoke got a smoker back down to Hell I go you got a smoker oh yes we going to need a smoker what are you dropping yes leads thank you I can leash people now oh stop being kinky God damn [ __ ] you hey anyone can be whever

They want to be I’m stealing this man’s potato you just got to believe you just got to believe with the power of friendship yeah you believe I stole a man’s potatoes cuz we are FNAF we are FNAF with the power of teamwork we will do this what does FNAF stand for Friends

Never abandon friends now let’s finish this do we want do we want yeah we unite to take down will baon will baon oh the pain yes give me as many pickaxes cooked potato give you so much good [ __ ] level 15 16 I’m 17 25 no every’s similar I’m sorry that I

Don’t go [ __ ] mining constantly polish God okay it’s fine no it’s fine we’re not angry at you polish we’re just slightly mad we need to ahead and try and get somean to make another oh for God’s sake it’s just wheat and bread why did they never have anything good in their

Chests because they’re basic they’re [ __ ] basic [ __ ] yeah they’re peasants [ __ ] peasants yeah but like most [ __ ] Villages they’ll have like iron ingots and [ __ ] in their chest and then you go to a sand one and they have nothing because you’re not looking hard oh yeah

Boy oh no just just a four just the the Iron Golem is snugging a camel chest Oh yay more bread I’m so happy yes the bread maker of the the family what winner bread winner okay are you what the hell like what even are you blacksmith huh blacksmith

Any oh my God diamonds finally iron after diing down diamonds diamonds diamonds Diamond yes she found diamond oh tell me more about this apple I’ve [ __ ] got a [ __ ] Apple I’ve got a golden apple and I got some IR I got some golden apple or is it the [ __ ] one

No it’s just the regular one W to me nearly half an hour to realize I was using armor he found he found the thing no no no no sleep everybody sleep everybody sleep okay give me just give me just a second no sleep now I’ll I’ll be

Literally just a second give me like like five seconds I’m in bed that’s literally 5 Seconds who’s not in bed igle piggle is not in bed passing the day now who put ooo in the goddamn thing who’s not asleep I’m sleeping well until C is gonna sleep

Taking me a while to get back up here I can’t sleep because there zombies I can’t sleep because of mobs God have mobs near your house okay I’m asleep hi goodbye cryp Crypt are you sleeping go the I hear you in my house what are you doing in my

House I heard a door in my house what what have you done what have you done what have you there’s nothing in my okay I’m really scared what that’s a whole L troll you are just get out of your sleep yeah you’re who is who is who’s near my

House zombo villageo why why does he have a monocle because he’s British I killed the British I swear if you don’t sleep in the next five seconds I can’t sleep three thank you to that okay Mr creeper follow me yay bed let’s go we can now live and

[ __ ] I don’t know oh God they’re killing the zombies they’re killing the zombos isn’t that isn’t that good I meant the villagers [ __ ] is that a good thing I meant the villagers shut up oh oh God lag who’s who’s lagging the game out bro my n see if I drown myself

Yeah guys it’s [ __ ] minging what minging I just tried this new Calypso it’s [ __ ] minging oh skill isue no I wanted to get back you dumb skill isue fine I won’t give you your present then [ __ ] you present present treat treat good Lord right I’m coming down to the mine

I’m going to go down to your mine what creep I’m literally coming back don’t go anywhere so I’m not left yet wait there’s a creeper out my house please cuz I’ll lead it again don’t worry I did it this time oh Abby what hello [ __ ] do you

Want um AB what the [ __ ] you want first of all here’s a cactus second of all here’s a flower Cactus where’s the cactus pick it up before I [ __ ] I’m I’m throwing it on the floor oh yeah do you want to just smoke her right oh yes please okay oh yes

Pot thanks bye yipp I can make food fast now yay yipp so I’m not oh wait then I’m going to the mines so I’ve got this smithing template thing I don’t know what it does for armor oh cool yes so you can put like you can put like a cool texture

On your armor oh you can use a if if you use like a different material like lapis or diamond or gold you can have like cooler prints in your armor nice the same material and has no effect oh that is oh wait I don’t have iron [ __ ] you you should probably craft

More of those templates first why is there armor on my bed what is I really need iron No why is this world like so scarce of iron I don’t know it just is except it for I wish this world can be accessible like with everyone so that anytime anyone can go to the house and do stuff like yeah although to be fair we don’t to do

The oh yeah we did some mining off camera yeah yeah but it’d be funny we could all troll each other to be fair though I’m the only one that’s trolling people so yeah you little [ __ ] yeah I’m I’m I’m a mistake oh no oh my you’re not a mistake you’re a oh y

I’ve hit deep slate I’ve hit deep slate in your mine who’s mine oh yeah I’m down in I’m down in your Mine cryptical by the way I didn’t even know I have a present you’re allow in the mine you’re in the M yay cuz I want material I’m out of torches I need

Torches oh I got torches give me up I can make more mulch gang for life hey y mulch G right team up let’s team up hello potatoes no hello yes meat thank you that’s what you get you don’t get anything good yay thank you for the meat I like

Meat don’t you like these lovely wonderful delicious items that critical cannot [ __ ] bed I dumb you did that in my mind oh got this lag oh [ __ ] there you do that M man Abby I need torches I need torches anybody what the [ __ ] come here child eat them like Abby

Use my shield this whole time that was the only time I used my sh eat what eat them oh there a bed here why I just gave you torches you [ __ ] there’s so much lag going on it so I oh oh thank you yeah there’s so

Much there’s so much lag going on right now I can’t think like peace yeah you better thing is with your victims you have to take them out when you’re least expected yeah one did I just hear a a spider I think I heard a spoter you heard me or a

Skeleton I can hear a skeleton wow DP lady there’s a loom by my house if you want make banners oh thank you you darling you’re wel absolutely wonderful I guess you’re welcome anyway yay Min are p no whoa C IR oh shotgun the Iron by the way I need

It I need it oh [ __ ] sorry sorry sorry I didn’t mean to hit you that was an accident I got my button swapped over again [ __ ] I want the horse where’s the horse luckily I have another pickaxe pick it up why are you picking it up why

I pick up the thing what the [ __ ] oh lagging again God [ __ ] damn it I see a horsey it is mine oh gold I could do with some gold yo where that torch oh oh there’s more iron through there I I see it love me horse God damn

I thought you going to say a word completely different me love me say that you love me I can’t see sh oh there we go who some guy named Roman said hello or did a waving hand thing I have a horse guys h cers two crappers

Man oh [ __ ] I have nothing to burn do you have any coal we can check I do um I have how do I I I have wood block actually I can just burn the wood block oh thank you oh thank you oh my ladders no do you need

It thanks go down there oh [ __ ] do you have any sticks I’m not very I have wood I think no I don’t I don’t have sticks [ __ ] I just just need two sticks I saw just just so I can uh just so I can make a peck oh thank you for the Torches

I appreciate I appreciate it you know you see you see what development we have when we don’t kill each other yeah exactly friendship oh [ __ ] what’s down here can somebody make the cograph table I’m doing good how are you doing we have a friend guys say hello

Don’t be rude hello oh what do you mean don’t be rude F hello chat member Welcome to our suffering in oh [ __ ] zombie there’s so much iron down here bro what is this I love this yeah just got like loads of it see nothing they’re in the ceiling

Oh I need one seems to be B the SK reach for the sky can I still not wear where are the chickens yes I’m I’m fine suffering oh no wait till the next if it’s me again I’m thank you for the stream everybody I’m gonna be having a little Hiatus for

About a month or two wait should we do it so like uh every stream the person who has affected the previous stream isn’t on the Wheel just to make it fair yeah Fair yeah probably or you can help me suffer no you can make people suffer

More right I’m going to go up and get some sticks some sticky sticky no Abby you’re really mean to me are you sure we’re friends I don’t know are we friends get clapped on B I’m joking Jesus Christ so mean we need to install staircases in this

Mine man it’s so like effort to go up it’s gold I thought it was go whoever left there you whoever left their armor in my in my house I’m going to get you ah [ __ ] God it’s just going insane [ __ ] kill me now I’m getting shot I’m

Getting shot after you shot off my back whoa okay so everybody was saying you should get obsidian and go to the nether is that it turn if you want yes we need hello are you having a strong [ __ ] she might be having a Str Str my dick no don’t say that Polish

Polish shut up Bo Jesus God whoa hey the TW the 12y old is being vulgar again a [ __ ] 12y old [ __ ] you shut up you fetus nice thanks I worked hard on it oh god oh [ __ ] I’m coming down I’m coming back down I’m coming back down she’s coming

You oh my God you all are so disgusting today man good suffer don’t can I be the only reasonable adult no what why was I blown up by a creeper I don’t think creepers like you that much yeah man when the [ __ ] did I get

Blown up I went into the cave and I got lagged I got so [ __ ] lagged oh there’s the creeper hole what the [ __ ] man what I get all this dirt at least and some raw meat cuz uh you know slay I only have nine torches Charlotte stole all of

Mine I didn’t steal them actually you gave them to me so [ __ ] you yeah true that can go in the other one right can I have the lapis now I want the lapis I want Laie no give me my [ __ ] can I have something to eat no I have to eat

Yeah yay so I’m allowed vegetables nice no you’re no you’re not allowed vegetables you said I can have something to eat only me you’re only supposed to eat uh the meat meat the good that’s not i s the succulent is succulent meat I’m too scared to leave my house man oh

My I want to die I need to get cows but yay how much more sashy bua things am I going to hear I need to found find cow me God I found a butter yeah B oh [ __ ] [ __ ] lag again what is going on with the lag tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow

Something you really need to get a new hobby Abby yeah no I was just like bullying you where’s the other child that makes sense child where are you are you in the mine still what other child you what other child me you are you in are you in the goolag yes I’m in

I just said yes I’m in the [ __ ] goolag don’t shoot me in the ass you okay yeah don’t I just I reset my spawn there you go I set my spawn he’s shooting me in the ass man you tried to kill me what else am I supposed

To oh God oh God God something’s down in this cave and it’s giving me the creeps I don’t like doing this on my own but I think I’ll be where are you I’ll come with you as long as I have the power as long as I have the power of friendship zombie

Hello good situation now oh I’ve got nothing I’ve got an iron pickaxe [ __ ] you oh do you have a crafting table I’ve got you have craf table you left some gold up here by the way it’s up by the furnace oh yeah I’m down there yes I’ve got bread I can make bread

Oh yes there a baby oh god there lag it’s GNA kill me isn’t it I just know it baby zombie baby zombie this [ __ ] lag I just got lagged out and just done good I hear it I hear the little [ __ ] we get better wifi I don’t it’s not my

Wi-Fi cuz I’m not lagging hero hero who is not Me I’m gonna what the [ __ ] do you want I’m coming with you in the mines so you’re lonely you just zoom past me what oh my God yeah you’re lagging out so no you’re the one who’s lagging out laging out so much I think it’s your

Wi-Fi child yeah I know but like I know but like you’re going forward then stopping then then going forward and then stopping it’s like crazy if I Turn Wi-Fi my phone may decent Wi-Fi God this lag is [ __ ] killing me man also it’s like it’s um it’s uh it’s um it’s 68 by the way if you wanted to do like two hours yeah we oh I’m lost two hours yeah it’s been two hours already damn damn

Portal out in the public where we can all use it what the portal oh oh yeah oh yay iron yeah I know I was just coming f with that oh resum game Redstone I found a I found a a thing up here if you want oh God there’s

Iron over there oh IR give me need some yes’s some more loads of it there’s some up here as well go for it yes riches right I’m going to let um polish build portal and then I think I land it there yeah we could explore the Never

Next time oh god oh wait this means that you can now add the um uh can’t leave the nether can’t stay in uh can’t go in the nether achievement uh no Jesse we need to cook Jesse we need to cook thank you yes butter tasty butter but water butter butter butter your Butter’s

M what are you doing outside my house give me back to helmet look at all you guys oh I open my house and I see a creeper coming I blame Abby I absolutely blame [ __ ] Abby Abby give me back the give me back helmet Abby Abby give me back the [Laughter]

[ __ ] it’s just another day in the office man yeah delicious good stuff listen I’m sorry I’m going to I’m going to repay you I blame Abby for this here I didn’t do [ __ ] I was trying to take the hat off you can check stream more food wow you see this guy definitely join

Char No you should have given him bread so then he could would have been a good committ moment I wouldn’t lie M flesh I do have apples but uh that would that would be just horrible true damn I’m so close to 30 oh well 30 someone’s too

Fast I I Me 3 inot you idiot God damn it God damn it I just straight up face ponded good Lord oh [ __ ] I just took down one of the Torches whoopsie is there any cows around I really need cows the animal pen I know but [ __ ] moo is it raining

Yeah is it rain I wonder why the sky looks so [ __ ] Bleak I’m on my way up oh yes I see the I see the water I see the Rains Down in we need to we need to put stairs in this mine man it’s e oh there’s the door find a

Door can anyone see cows uh yeah in your pen there are no cows there’s wait you want me to make you want me to make a flint and steel to light the portal yes light the portal light the portal light the light the portal wa

Wait wait let me let me uh let me uh right right are we ready right everyone everyone C around the another portal we ready for this uh amazing reveal wait I want to kill more horses I want to kill more people wait what what’s oh it doesn’t BL

The rain look at my horse over there with his diamond armor oh my God your horse is amazing I know the lick it tastes just like raisins for God’s sake no add that to the counter the counter starts again we what look at my horse my horse is amazing is amazing

Remember when we had a counter last time about how many times we said that oh yeah God damn it peasants go to the Nether Portal just do it on stream it’s fine I can see it keep [ __ ] leaving the grand finale to the episode let’s go

Yeah supposed to be a big Gro yeah we’re all here we’re waiting for you pleb Ral we’re waiting for you reveal darling polish where the [ __ ] are you he’s right here polish where are you he’s right here am I [ __ ] Invincible or something where he’s right there you’re

There you’re there where’s polish he’s right to I know stop saying that Abby let’s go I can [ __ ] hear you oh my God how many times do I have to repeat myself ah we made it hell yes I know oh there some [ __ ] oh god oh what is

Happening we entered the Nether and everything’s going to hell where the [ __ ] oh no face bastard nice high five well not oh [ __ ] there’s a ghast there a GH it might attack us oh wow it’s like bouncing all over those oh uh magma cubes back my cubes oh

[ __ ] take damage in why is it so [ __ ] laggy why is in the never hello you died no can you hear me can yes I can hear you can you hear I can hear you child child are you okay okay a oh [ __ ] I’m down in I’m down in the [ __ ] Mines did you forget to unmute yourself are you just silent yes I Did wello they keep moaning at me and they’re not even throwing anything towards what do you mean oh the gas did you make it back to the ne what no I’m still in the mine because I [ __ ] spawned they’re only killing people who aren’t me

So oh my God the gests are [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] targeting me yeah you can deal with that I’m not okay I’m going to [ __ ] die beautiful beautiful wait Abby how do you stay in the nether if you die you respawn on youred yeah you die you respawned in your

Bed oh God I’m lagging again God damn I probably shouldn’t go to the nether oh wait okay now things aren’t lagging as much [ __ ] damn it oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] did you go okay hello what the [ __ ] I you like doing this the same bedw Wars [ __ ] is [ __ ] side stepping on me you got a problem you got problem I love lag I you’re probably gonna have to go because this lag is getting ridiculous yeah I think we should end the stream

Okay polish pin um all right I’ll end my end peace out people have a good week or [ __ ] byee by