Minecraft – The Mighty Quest For Simon’s Loot – Hole Diggers 3

How the [ __ ] do I find my corpse well all of your stuff will have gone into a grave yeah so you need to fight your way back here and then quest back and find your grave right which could take the next 25 episodes oh god I don’t have my

Rocket pack I know how am I ever gonna get to my grave well we have got a punt ffff I want a punt what’s that it’s a boat small boat Oh which you could punt over there oh my god it’s your leisure it mmm that’s right uh hmm yeah this isn’t good

Is it it’s not the best thing to have happened I will say that ah Oh God could have been worse though Hal could have been a creeper this is Jude blows up your grace Oh to be in a rocket that blew up everyone’s gravestone mm ah yeah ah [ __ ] I know

[ __ ] me controller I’ve got a computer oh how we got powerless oh we got the win isn’t we oh my god what the [ __ ] am I gonna do enjoy that this is not good huh umm hmm well at least I got dirt I guess where are you I’m on lovely island

Oh good okay how do drugs you’re already on lovely Island I’m gonna be honest it’s not so lovely have you got your ender pouch nope Oh Chris yep hey Lane I don’t have anything ah ooh dear no I did die quite I mean it’s not too far away

It’s just a question of depth as well right I don’t have any torches oh crap we’re gonna winter morning wait till morning I’m gonna get underground Oh God ah God syrtis quartz dust oh man uh jeez under sunset any actually the sea we died we did ah well done Simon thank you yeah

You remember to said this stuff we died that lets me get on with it that’s good there’s a nice red dot on my map that tells me where I’ve done yes um okay oh yeah she says the depth as well right which uh which coordinate is depth

That’s like Russia second one oh [ __ ] okay yeah that’s quite how’s he gonna win uhhhh I don’t have deep in the bowels of the earth way balls like another 50 blocks lower than where I am my god Jesus don’t remember where that see it see it iron tangles with the

Lover in it nope I must be new what do you mean it must be new here it is look see seared tank contains laughs at 200 milli buckets how’s it going Simon um it’s really good Louis report in uh my current status is I’m in a hole there are zombies okay so

You know good work pretty good good work sober no it’s pretty good all in all keep it up keep it up I don’t have many [ __ ] torches I’m surrounded by coal oh if I got II would know would oh my god okay I got it alright yeah

Okay it’s alright just hold it together I know it’s this a stressful situation I put you in here but it’s morning at least you’re man I don’t I mean you’re not even a man you’re a dwarf what the dwarves do they dig holes dwarf Simon are very very noble creatures that’s

True they they protect the date they dig they delve deep into the earth sometimes too deep Louis and they present husband I went too deep ah no oh my god they always end up digging too deep every [ __ ] time [ __ ] zombie the toy never learned we never learn Louis

Thank you think about every horrible creature every evil what save me every monster that lives on the earth you know the dwarf where do they hide when they want to run away they go underground that’s right and withhold Wed the dwarves live in a whole underground so

The dwarves are the work that the protectors state they stop the the evil they don’t give evil a place to hide oh my god that’s right Wow I like that deep and also that’s nice they they access ancient artifacts and technologies that others would have forgotten and used them for good but

They’re very careful they’re not they’re [ __ ] fake lucidity they have no regard for their set their own safety or other people’s that’s right in my own experience yeah all right claim to speak for all Dwarfs just those few yeah dunk if you got a couple

Bucks if you fight occult but I need it looking food food tongue beats you need your food hang on like some poor girl I got brains hang on top here get some pork you’ve got a pig egg in here why do we find a pig egg right where am I oh I’ll go

First sit okay so I need to come round a little bit ate this pork you can’t make pig eggs by doing something I’m sorry and you can get them in treasure chest as well gags it’s born spawn pig I don’t think pigs come from eggs and I

Might be wrong you can make him with them you can make it with the old ex nihilo recipe of pink wool in a egg or whatever I’ll goes my last torch I should have brought some of that wood with me why didn’t I bring the wood with me oh yeah

I can said you I can’t you can’t because I’m in a hole without the pouch there’s nothing wherever I fink you ain’t got no pouch today right mr. Frodo so I am at right nine one nine nine six three okay how’s it going and it’s 109 five six oh god I’m really

Close Doug yeah well actually started looking great I could already hear the clanging of a machine whoo did you get some bass by the way what before the sawmill that we used to make the color box yes they’re in there somewhere I love that sawmill don’t you worry okay

Time to find the clanking started the music’s music to my ears it is really is oh it’s not up there Oh God what’s happened silently I can’t I can’t seem to remember how I got down here right I sort of fell I ended up there but whether I fall down from um idea

It’s not it no I can’t see where it was that’s just a hole you poor man oh I kind of see what I’m doing Tucker I’ve just had a box full of cardboard boxes yeah they’re not doing them put me in a box it’s a cardboard

Box so it’s a saw I did a little box ception lauderbach’s Maha box ah yeah oh god I need wood this is ridiculous this is absolutely ridiculous are you are used to you struggling um I’m a little bit trapped in a hole uh I can’t how did I get down here and we’re

Just am I just blind am I missing it it’s like you said earlier it’s your feckless nature [ __ ] there it is I found it okay oh my god right right what do you need from us a clue communicate fireballs code to let me know that you’re safe eep-eep eep-eep eep-eep

Eep-eep eep-eep eep-eep if we lose all the first space gear I guess we did yes we’re gone how we gonna get back to moon base again let’s make it make more space gear does auction up there oh Christ Oh flip oh there is there’s action oh my

God there’s oxygen and Muno needs must as the devil drives uh-oh what’d you do inside I mean cake Lewis okay that’s fine Raeleen cake well I gotta had a cake I wanted to save it for a special occasion but I’m gonna do I further eat cake just eat cake I was

Searching for Louis I’m going to die if I don’t eat cake actually I think I’ve heard you say that before yeah yeah I was like that was like this lunchtime yeah well yeah yeah and a blueberry muffin a nice yo Mel had a bloomer Oh delicious

Well what are all the [ __ ] trees come on the [ __ ] sis come on hang on right oh right I’m thinking up the floor cuz it’s made of wood this is the [ __ ] this is the best series we’ve ever done dug like digging out Harvinder out of the ground

Simon it’s just dead as before like right just fairy mine I managed to find three staff of transportation sister how fluky was that so now I’m paying for having a look yeah with like 10 minutes of torture right yeah pretty much uh hey we didn’t even want to go up lovely

Island we want to build of [ __ ] Island [ __ ] Islanders [ __ ] Louis clues in the name well it doesn’t have to be [ __ ] it’s the perfect place for an industry it growing in is successful digging industry I mean think about any town or see the nice areas don’t have any of the industrial

Stuff covered exactly oh yeah I suppose uh okay oh I don’t have food I’ve got that cake alright I’ll have to eat a bit more the cake as well do you bit more cake there’s just a sliver of it left oh wait haven’t gone there yeah so gone

By cake and now I’m going into the [ __ ] bowels of the earth to find my grave yeah wow that’s specially quite creepy yeah alright I need an Emmy right alright shut up you [ __ ] crusher Jesus Christ give me a break shut up wisely it’s fun right mr. trick

Yeah uh food all right here we go I’m kicking on gas now only problem is I don’t have any armor and that was my fatal flaw last time I think my lack of armor was my undoing right your lack of armor was your undoing okay right I’ve hit something

What Ryan I speak did I die around here somehow cable yes okay access any access terminal oh my god there’s my grave and there’s a creeper uh-huh oh it blew up Simon they not let blow up oh gee if I if I hit my grave will all my stuff fall down if you

Have to break your it takes like ten seconds to do so okay so I can break my grave it will fall it will fall next to the creeper yeah and then the creeper will blow me and everything up yeah possibly this is not

Ah okay I do this is quite a tense ah I hope you took everybody hard drives for I’ve seen me no hard drives dear okay I need to do the hard drives now well I’ve made a nice flat area for my base [ __ ] you get away from my grave you

Bastard my bed a farm I’ll know I can’t have him there no nope nope oh my golly gravel oh I do fantastic right you [ __ ] and drop gravel on him you don’t like that much do you ha ha oh my god ha ha ha [ __ ] you [ __ ]

You creeper oh you don’t like that do you bother he’s down ha ha ha killed by two bits of gravel nice still [ __ ] where’s the old school minecraft ah survival island ah classic stuff ah you might want a better flippin flint and steel Oh another one oh [ __ ]

Oh God why right okay follow me away from my grave there we go right that’s right that’s it yeah do your thing yeah there we are [ __ ] you do your thing right okay it’s [ __ ] all right I’m putting gold ore in the crusher don’t all right oh [ __ ] it’s a skeleton [ __ ] off

Come on Billy give me a [ __ ] break here gonna grind out cried Oh die again oh my god it’s gonna be a tough one who do you member how you riho an area I can’t do it [ __ ] it oh [ __ ] out need to make a rice paddy

[ __ ] good hey just keep holding it over again Khan shift to shift how it nope okay maybe it’s prog buggered maybe you can’t do with a hoe so Duncan I’ve got my dark craft pitch not panic right very mode activated check this out haha no I didn’t come up you know as can

Do that what my hammer yeah but my hat mine gives gold powder soda Oh crusher that’s cool and it makes into this stuff gold chunks it’s cool buying these gold chunks will come into five ingots rules like if a dhow got 20 gold ingots coming wow it’s good isn’t it yeah it doesn’t

Really quick as well oh my god where’s – way out let’s go it on Simon okay I got a Hawaiian I got a foam oh oh hit the star for traveling out of the end in the pan we can’t carry your dumb ass it’s got them back as neatly I call

My into pouch oh you got everything back yeah you got your arm back on uh no not yet you press if we rescued your stuff yeah there’s a lot of mobs Oh God holy [ __ ] what I do we set up a fire working in the man brain [ __ ] this oh come on

Oh God give me a break come on there we go right have you got food if you eat it up um no all right do that make sure you’re a full health well I don’t have any well those foods in the chest now oh right okay hang on man come on Simon

Someone’s shooting at me you could do this man all right yeah I bet it’s just a bit it’s just a bit tense I know oh yeah ah here’s the dungeon right okay [ __ ] it I’m gonna wall up the dungeon hey safest place Oh God what’s wrong with you