[Minecraft] TWITCH INTEGRATION, chat tries to stop me, BUT WE KNOW THEY CAN’T!

Hello hello is anyone out there hello mostimosi Verdean Disco I already I [ __ ] hate everything why has this been happening to me why does Minecraft do this to me store my previous session [ __ ] oh God my nose still sick come on come on can’t you take pity on me a poor fool

Like I I’m sick Minecraft stop destroying my internet guys literally um so the problem that we just just experienced um is persistent that’s been happening since I started trying to run Minecraft apparently there’s a bug with specific network adapters on computers where if you try to run a Minecraft server there’s chances where

It’ll just stop your internet from working yeah I know crazy and that’s happened to me a ton of times before the stream started and I was worried that was gonna happen and that’s exactly what happened that’s way too specific look it up Minecraft ethernet disconnect win hosting server like it should that

[ __ ] happens and it’s so annoying and it’s happened to me in the past too I’m surprised we went as long as we did TBH where am I hello can I live where am I I don’t I don’t want to die I don’t want to die bring me back

Sounds like an edging DDOS it kind of is like a DDOS not gonna like Blaze what’s up buddy yo I don’t speak that um I was gonna say something rude but I probably shouldn’t because I need to be a little bit more culturally sensitive imagine that can I be alive again please uh

Stream deck close stream deck open Latin oh my God I even took Latin I took Latin in high school for like one year because I was so sick and tired of taking Spanish for referral yo thank you for the lyric plum thank you for the luck we’ve got fun and games

You understand Latin because you could speak Spanish is it really that similar I am back hey that’s me let’s move the face let me get the server running again look at the Minecraft music bumping again dude I hate disconnecting simply because it stops the VOD and I have to pump it

Back up again this [ __ ] is annoying it looks so unprofessional too you speak one of the romance languages you speak them all all right speak French then speak French do it that’s what I thought what if you speak German then you go to war Hollywood Francis what does that mean um

Listen it’s French okay again nobody expects me to actually know what it means the buongiorno means it’s a good Journal true I also took French I mean June the sun’s is June like a German word for like Minge wow is that the junior I’m just gonna sound like um delicious sounds ah

Server is um wait did I I didn’t run it yet server run get that [ __ ] back into gear June means boy you’re more manner now a more manner kind of boy You can’t sync with lights from you you sound worse than a dying cat no I’m sure you could sound better than a dying cat at least set the bar high sound like a dying dog Is that insensitive foreign yeah I’m not looking for dog’s approval Bahasa isn’t that the drink they sell at Taco Bell Bahasa blast yeah it sounds right because my Minecraft’s shark is my Minecraft sharding please start it’s already a Wi-Fi no it’s just um taking a second to boot itself It’s getting a bit mate okay now there we go how’d you get some water I didn’t get water yeah Minecraft launcher definitely not optimized and it takes a second for it to start up with the the mod that we’re running so it takes even longer so annoying

RFP all right P we just killed the club trick Patrol not the bottle almost killed the thug game Toki kill server you should be able to join now all right cool um all your stuff is gone though oh okay we have the diamond pants yeah sick and an iron sword two iron

Swords actually we have two iron swords in your iron pants oh yeah and your Shields or a shield not the worst not the worst loss it takes a second to launch to even lunch and slows your PC for no reason I don’t know man I think it’s the Java

Isn’t it it’s just that it’s Java oh yeah the Java doesn’t really like okay My inventory is your inventory now I guess yep I’m I’m picking it up bro it’s not like the bait that’s like the basics of RuneScape you you um you play RuneScape back in the day and knowing that you’re gonna go into the field and get crits by some guy and he’s gonna

Take your entire [ __ ] inventory that’s just how the game works but don’t worry I know the way back okay cool something I do follow the red yeah I know you know I even think my game’s running better now it’s probably like oh because I’m not sharing the music with you

Anymore I got you um yeah that’s fine I got you I can I can imagine my own music it’s back [ __ ] yeah also man disconnecting sucks because people are like oh man toki’s done so my viewer account goes down too oh yeah oh God like my whole issues like the past seriously it’s

It’s [ __ ] streamer I know that’s not the case because you’re [ __ ] awesome but so I’m not praising you oh I’m stating facts okay yeah exactly write this down write this down okay all right now no but like for real like disconnecting like so [ __ ] I hate it it really is

Because it feels like I’ve done a big scuff right it feels like you’re the problem yeah yeah it’s okay though the game is very loud I guess they’re deliber your mom is very loud the music is okay your mom’s very loud I like it back then

I like it when she speaks Portuguese in my [ __ ] head it was mummy you’re talking about oh Super Rabbit thank you yeah oh it’s a good potion actually no I just got really fast that’s not good that’s not Super Rabbit I’m just really fast so this is gonna be

Going down the hill very hard the good potion is actually a bad potion right now oh but I did get super buddy thank you jinx oh yeah oh thank you oh yeah I got some iced coffee I can go for however long you want but you said you wanted to abandon the

Emerald facade right complete our goals okay I can I’ll see if Effie’s actually available and if we can get Effie in here too maybe that’ll make getting the emeralds even easier because he said he might be free later depending on the um the hibiguma stuff yeah

I’ll Stick Around for as long as I can because like I’m not gonna sleep wait you dropped food somewhere where is it where’s my morsel checked your butthole I would not have eaten it that fast I got it it’s Sean I got a Sean thank you thank you thank you

Thank you for the shot on the Sheep Sean the Sheep Blaze wants some coffee too can you share a rat uh yeah sure I’ll let him I’ll mail it to you okay so mail it yeah I’ll melt you express o we’ll mail it to you as Express so as we can

Yeah wait we gotta get your box armor I like boots I got the boots no the chicken I can’t do anything with the chicken it’s gonna have to live unfortunately it’s gonna have to live on this [ __ ] of an earth jinx would you be interested in doing a

Stream like this if you like Minecraft because I will totally I would totally concede the idea that other people can take this idea I’d be very happy if you did and I want to see you stream more I want to see you stream more I think you’re [ __ ] funny

You can’t just be a a shadow mod the entire time that your Jinx come on what’s streaming something that you could be amazing at you’re a tick tock okay can you teach me how to tick tock then I’ll I’ll teach you how to stream unless you don’t want to learn how Toki

[ __ ] Velveteen streams oh that’s a dead end David why don’t I make a dead end what kind of dumbass am I oh yeah I guess you went the wrong way for a boat yeah you getting more Warrior things Blaze are you getting more um like the model oh wait what the [ __ ]

Are getting more of the um the um the figures how big are they like the uh I don’t I don’t know what they’re called like the one man’s like the little units so hypothetically you can kill my bodyguard you could you could literally Thanos Snapper out of existence in a

Without a second thought but you have to listen to her pleading so no it might make you feel really bad if you did it I’ll be so sad I could use a super bunny right about now oh there’s so many things in here heart rate what would you price the kill

Your bodyguard or emote or not emote uh you know Channel Point redeem what would I what would I price it like if I streamed this yeah so when you’re not and you’re not there Um I’d probably do it at like one fifth one five hundred thank you Maybe I’m sorry how much like a thousand five hundred oh that’s literally what I priced it at oh okay yeah so I guess we have the same brain yeah honestly have no idea how Channel points

Work to be fair absorption well it’s extra HP nice thank you thank you thank you I gotta find out where farty is um somewhere oh wait I I recognize this area this is all that obsidian that we put down earlier I sort of recognize this area I can’t see you

Are arnor oh I see a furnace over here oh this is um this is where Jinx first came in and I put the thing down and then I go up here okay okay Jinx would you like to come and bodyguard for me right now if you have the time you would have to get a mod really quick though and it’s not that hard to install you just do it on curse Forge yeah heart rat can’t mine anything so

She gets stuck in a hole she has to like hope that she has oh wait I could give you blocks I have all of the blocks that you dropped yeah I could give you blocks and you can like build stuff too okay yeah there’s no rule against building so yeah

Beatrix if you wanted to the options of open like it’s all on the table dude is this where we died [Laughter] don’t worry I already got a soda we’re good oh yeah yourself okay Heart rat look at the chat just now look what Jing said no no please please don’t kill me but she’s so cute Jinx how could you do that but I’m adorable I’m a rat I can’t do this to me perfectly balanced if Jinx comes in Jinx can help us find more Emma rods

Okay actually how about that how about this Jinx you can decide whether you want to be a no a no fighter or a no Miner I’ll let you I’ll let you choose that’d be cool you have to pick a team though where am I do I have did you have torches [ __ ] we need we need some coal yeah I’ll send you the link to the um to the twitch spawn on curse Forge really quick jinx we gotta find out where I sent it to you Hardy so I can just send it to her really quick there it is Jinx there it is

Pretty simple competition look you know as as cute people we need to be on each other’s side you can’t can’t do this to me you probably you’d probably be the no fighter because you always run away just let everyone else fight kind of a [ __ ]

Move but I respect it I guess I I kind of took that role too I’ll shoot you on my shield yeah that’s what I usually do though so it’s entirely valid Foreign No I didn’t kill him yeah we can make well actually no cannot craft armor or weapons Blaze you can see that on my rules over there my rule number one is those four rules I wait how did you get on what do you mean there’s a hole

Do people make others fight for them are you calling me cute look that’s what I usually do okay Jinx there’s water over here in this water you call me Jinx I did I’m sorry am I winning uh I I would say we’re winning what do you think heart rad

Yeah I think we’re winning a Jason we’re waiting at Jason we’re trying to get 18 diamonds to be able to build two diamond blocks also in your in here and here at this Moss at this Moss uh what I need your help though there’s a there’s a man in the mirror

Okay nice I will eat his flesh yeah mate played Minecraft in 12 years God this would be a this would be a [ __ ] Whiplash for you if you played it also I’m going to die I have no food good morning too rotten flesh you can have please everyone I need some food

I’ll do a free Karma please just throw some tomatoes on stage so I can oh thank you Aaron please free Kermit I need a I need I need Penance enough parents any Tides any tides oh this is actually 1.18.2 I’ll type it out uh oh we got a chicken we got a chicken

Let’s play it oh there’s oh oh thank you thank you thank you a raw chicken oh good I will cook that [ __ ] so glad I have wood [ __ ] child I am okay you can’t judge me Villas poor chicken no no no no no no no you should know above everybody else you’re

Like a whole military stand death comes at a price and that is a price we are willing to pay Hey look it’s Nemo oh wait there’s more chicken very nice I’m going to eat Nemo raw I’m going to pleasure myself with this fish now eating food food is food food is food

I don’t care if it looks at me I’ll eat it what if it barks at you um Oh all right you know what’s funny what you know it would be really funny if we just turn around and then all right go I’m so scared yeah you should be oh okay okay we don’t need to go back because we got chickens we can live down here

We gotta get out diamonds what did I do that little fish I pleasured myself with it I have the furnace hot dog I wish I could make this brighter on stream oh Jinx game is a companion oh nice nice I think my brightness is yeah my brightness is on Full it’s so dark

I need coal it’s actually crazy isn’t it cold like supposed to be so common in Minecraft nice job yeah increase gamma via color correction in OBS let me do that let me just go ahead and get out of skadoodle and wiggle my noodle for that filter camera correction color correction gamma’s brightness oof

There we go it’s a little bit easier to see wait the [ __ ] is it a weird color for you guys too contrast a little bit yeah I turned the saturation up I think no the con I turned the contrast up Mr daisies oh it looks even darker in my opinion

Oh heart rate disappeared because I’m on a different um Source right now not a different Source a different um scene I don’t know how to I don’t know how to do this filter very well does this look good then thank you looks worse thank you I have no water yeah it looks like a dead end anyway Stuff no nice oh there’s a water right here Parkers where oh there yeah the waterfall that we were just at also know all right yeah let me go back if it looks worse I’ll just take it back I’ll just have to find some [ __ ] coal

Take it back now y’all one up this time well not this time freeze everybody clap your cheeks oh wait this just leads up to somewhere else yo follow the water okay Dude where’s the [ __ ] coal I’m so sick of there not being any coal in my

Video game it’s like they want me to Live In Perpetual Darkness just like my real life they don’t ever want us to know the truth talk to your government find out their secrets throw the hierarchy I’m stuck step Toki I’m stuck I’m for real stuck I don’t know how to

Swim like that oh if you use Sprint to go up a waterfall you will like yeah if you sprint you have to like wiggle it a little bit or just [ __ ] get up here Nice Gerald to the [ __ ] happy Minecraft song is playing again something bad’s about to happen oh absolutely oh we’re gonna lose our dogs again guys last time we did this our dog’s got [ __ ] killed to this song it’s like the ending of a of a TV series

Where all the main casts gets shot you know like a blaze of glory in the happy music plays to show how [ __ ] up the world really is And then the killer walks away with a smile on their face oh we’ve been here before yeah at least we’re not lost the game toll on you was a mean hunter We made the game told on you it’s snitching we got a [ __ ] narc oh diamond s get him I’m a [ __ ] dolphin Wait wait wait I gotta do this okay it doesn’t look like it a lot installing nice oh my God Dude this [ __ ] sucks I mean those are the diamonds like the last few that we need just don’t drown forehead somebody just spawn a zombie on me I don’t think we need to do though no no Dad I’ll try and get your stuff I’m Gonna Leave Jinx at the spawn

Bro what if I bought the uh the oopa Rupa with me can I craft anything oh yeah I can craft almost anything if the rules don’t state that I can’t craft something then I can craft it Can you bring the Oompa Loompa with us the yeah you think I care who are you do not care about my I’ll just I’ll just leave and you’ll be defenseless you wouldn’t I would you will not tell me you care about my feelings God I hate women with sensitive creatures okay so I’m gonna invite you to the call drink soon I’m going to invite you into our DM get ready [ __ ] I’m literally sneezing on you [ __ ] didn’t like that now did you why you but yeah everything that’s listed on the screen um is what you’re incapable of crafting and our goal is to find some like I think it’s like three more diamonds actually yeah let me get a foodie

While you’re in the above ground get some wood make a doll oh my God you’re so [ __ ] smart holy [ __ ] I I’m so [ __ ] smart finally I’ve been appreciated what would I have done if not for farty exactly you better own your life after this me heart Rhett and our sassy little

Child with their foodie no no no no Nuna I literally just found coal that’s the I’m sorry I found diamonds I I’ve been having an easier time finding diamonds than coal it’s so true I don’t know why I feel like it because it’s so dark we’ve just been walking past them

Train dies for this kind of thing I’m a Minecraft Aficionado when I when I try hello How’s the mod coming jinx I I I forgot my my email and password hold on All 50 of your usernames and passwords written on a sticky note on top of your monitor I’m already logged in why why do I need to remember it I’m already locked in exactly and then it kicks you out and you’re like how do I get it

Struggle broget does that to me you know it’s real kitchen does that to me I’ll try to play the game and they’ll log me out then they’ll be like put your password back in like you gotta you gotta miss me with that one coach I don’t think I can

I think I remember my security no it’s a clearly [ __ ] questions yeah I put a random [ __ ] answer and then I never use and then they expect me to remember what was the name of your third grade teacher from elementary school I don’t know [ __ ] miss miss pepper

Miss Frizzle what was the name of your first cat wait if you can’t remember that one I’d be very ashamed of you I’ve had a lot of pets listen exactly I’ve had a lot of pets but also also past me is an [ __ ] I I I was trying to play Final Fantasy

14 yesterday and I found the answer to my security question and I uh pass me such a [ __ ] by the way oh okay it was literally random letters oh my God damn you’re just like Elon Musk trying to name his kid please literally you named your pet like you

Were named Elon musk’s child yeah pretty much also I totally ran past coal just now but I can’t mine it oh my God you could just I was gonna I was gonna say you could fist it you could punch it I don’t think you can do that I mean you can

Still fist it you could try yeah I’ll just break my wrists on it get nothing and then cry yeah you do it if you weren’t a [ __ ] oh a little a little bit of a [ __ ] yo PJ falls falls is dead I think about the follow appreciate that very much I’ve

Gotten one call without having to fist anything look at the timing on that perfect wait oh oh iron are you thank you jinx where are you at right now um I met like the big mine shaft room okay just kidding I’m back I’m back at spawn

Sorry that was my bad what do you mean it’s your best you [Laughter] immediately Part red you’re on my team since I might have to like touch you before we like it actually has steaks okay okay you’re gonna regret that farty I didn’t think it would kill you you summoned a monster to attack me without the intention of it killing me

That’s like firing a gun at somebody saying oops I didn’t think he would kill you I mean yeah I’m gonna go to kill you should have just [ __ ] brought a bulletproof vest right and ironically enough Jinx just gave me one and it wasn’t enough oh welcome suck it up buttercup the game is

Starting now okay I’ll send you the IP once I get to a safe spot maybe just do that God damn it exactly skill issue plus L plus ratio plus you fell off plus you’re playing Minecraft plus you’re 12 years old Going out go down go now go down go down go down [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] plus Maiden lists oh the worst one the worst one of all because you have two girls with you right now and you’re still made in this it’s so sad could you not bring up

Reality I’m trying to play Minecraft I’m trying to play my video games have you guys see the image of like a guy he’s like playing CS go or something I think and there’s like six girls behind him like on his bed oh my God he’s just [ __ ] playing FPS games

These are my three weed smoking girlfriends energy foreign There you go Jinx I’m sick Thank God Down With The Sickness opened up yo wait and let it feed into me I got some sort of nasty cold it’s not it’s not covered I don’t think ah yeah my chest feels fine I’m getting sick okay elaborate imagine on it what have you thought of no that’s it

Did you not use your imagination come on tell me what’s sick I’ll tell you what’s sick that [ __ ] kickflip that you did on that Tech Deck that one day that [ __ ] was sick please say something am I disconnecting no I can hear you okay oh my God that’s what’s sick that’s what’s sick

You put it in the [ __ ] cave it’s gonna be it’s gonna be there for the next person that comes down here you go it’s not gonna be me [Laughter] a debate at killing killing her rat but you know thank you for nothing we’re bonding over torturing Toki so exactly fine now

Like a bond has been forged maybe inviting two girls was the wrong idea yeah it was women having like this treated this way by Africa they’ve got this synergistic effect where the more of them there are the more riots they’re gonna be yeah my God you guys like missandry too oh I

Love it and I hate Matt and that’s so crazy I like women for a reason Toki love limit hate men check giga chadjings you chose the right path I didn’t oh so I I forgot I can’t mine are you gonna be doing The Bodyguard how do I do that

You just don’t do it it’s literally role play This is the team effort all together you guys that’s true oh by the way now that Jinx is here we need to have another another diamond block made true okay Okay so you better get mining better get some mining [ __ ] oh the thing is um

I can’t mine and I cannot get down from here what do you mean I’m next to the elevator but I cannot access it what do you mean what do you mean you can’t access it what no it’s not there’s a door there’s a top and a door no no hold on hold on

Let me let me stream what I’m seeing okay let me see I spawned here oh you better jump Yeah just [ __ ] kill yourself you can kill yourself in a game see if you respawn up top I’ll wait oh no that’s probably gonna oh I’m fine good luck and good luck your ankles weren’t worth it anyway oh there’s a oh wait I’m gonna oh [ __ ] beds up top so if you

Go back up you’ll be able to reset your spawn Queen hey no I’m here I’m here you’re all tpgs up here I’ll have a bed made did you die again no oh my God you’re actually Jinx from the hit League of Legends game League of Legends yeah Yeah what how do you do it give bed I just do this [ __ ] I literally cannot do anything yeah that’s pretty uh is it not called bed isn’t it give item here have a uh cyan bed [ __ ] dude I just have troubles hitting the tab apparently

I cannot even place it were you trying to put it on snow no I put it here are you right clicking look see I I can’t even break this oh it broke never mind I’m a liar whoa toxic Give me the give me the bed give me the bed

Uh it’s gone it’s gone I see it in your hand hey cute what the [ __ ] are you lagging it was disappeared I’m maybe lagging that that is a possibility spot protection uh I’m able to Break Stuff I don’t know but I can click the bets you can’t right click the bed to set

Your spawn point no I can’t even open a chest either let me make you team Toki so I I don’t know if it’s yeah I don’t know if it’s that or or making your team really quick or what Chad is saying what did they say Opie

Why is it called rabbit and then my name okay shut the [ __ ] up make me think you’re actually being serious I mean I have find a tree and punch it okay go touch the bed now no you’re a server operator now check there we go okay apparently uh being an OP is

What fixes it that’s weird use your powers for good and not evil I don’t even know how to know how this is my power so I’m just gonna follow you okay good we’re going down the colon here so once we reach the anus we’re gonna go get [ __ ] out and

We’re gonna go find our lot in life oh mucus just went down my throat I couldn’t breathe oh no nasty I’m so sorry I’m sick Jinx have sympathy for me no oh the sympathy everybody wants to be my misery are you taking care of yourself donkey how like hot beverages blankets all that

[ __ ] no blankets I’m drinking a Dark Cherry Pepsi and I’m playing Minecraft okay well Minecraft’s good Minecraft’s healing yeah get a blanket or something I’m wearing a sweater I’m like I’m looking like a wool sweater oh okay that’s good it’s actually really cute I got it from Old Navy um I went towards

Uh let me see where’s your name at uh-huh I oh hold on hold on hold on hey don’t do that don’t do that don’t do that don’t be cheating [ __ ] you know you’re so right get over here yeah it’s cheating don’t do that [Laughter] what are you so mad about it

Get me over there you little [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] you did it wrong I did it wrong thank you now bring me I have all your [ __ ] so you can’t leave me behind thank you okay okay um you kind of look like pomu with a helmet on hey Good Vibes because I think I’m playing Minecraft with pomu right now hey can you RP for me wait which one looks like me hey you do heart right what the [ __ ] I’m not wearing a helmet it’s my hat Really oh it looks like oh it is your hair I thought it was a helmet not just Ginger Man it doesn’t like ginger at all Orange it’s super blonde I swear to God it’s orange okay I don’t have a door by the way no she’s she’s Uh she said the thing toky’s the kind of person who wants all of his friends to act like somebody else hey could you could you blame me pretty much the world’s kind of a shitty place you know any of my wood you didn’t have anyone I didn’t have any

Wood no oh my [ __ ] God and you didn’t even give me a pickaxe well you didn’t it wasn’t a pickaxe down there I think it despawned I’m so sorry so who’s elyra delira that obviously B Jinx she literally has the same [ __ ] schematics hey yes we got we got the

Blue hat we got the Palmer I’m [ __ ] the guy from Hollow Stars I’m the [ __ ] guy from Hollow Stars the the Australian one is he us no no the Japanese All-Stars Jake stop cheating I’m throwing this with [ __ ] lava man come on there’s gonna be like another way to

Make an air pocket right we need wood figure out how to make an app pocket uh oh wait no hold on I’m not Aussie like Luca no I’m not Aussie I respect people too much stack some do your best ax what you respect people too much that’s right I am the female respecter

Are you sure about that the female respecter is logged in uh uh-huh okay Jinx is gonna cheat Jake stop [ __ ] cheating bad luck potion if you go down there right oh you don’t have a pickaxe I don’t have a pickaxe do you know do you not have any of my pickaxes on you

No I have a couple swords but that’s um there’s like three diamonds down there we should have we should have mined those trees I’m not gonna lie oh yeah catch a box is there any way we can get wood from a gacha box no I don’t think so so where the [ __ ]

Equipment go oh sword for Jinx yeah and you fighting with me let’s go where’d the armor go oh knock back and I’m breaking Effie I’m sorry I don’t know where that a piece of equipment went got lost in the [ __ ] void oh wait no it’s on me Jinx armor for you

Actually just take all my [ __ ] I’m gonna [ __ ] kill myself I’ll be back all right okay in a video game I don’t like do you have so much stuff is my new homie uh depends do you want to meet them if you do join us by the way we’re gonna

Have to make an entire diamond block for you too oh yeah yeah diamond for everyone you have to make one diamond block for all the participants Can you give me the coordinates by the way I love that it says training stick yeah it’s cute but it has [ __ ] Mandy okay you’re still busy no problem nothing you’ll keep him slaying King oh what am I doing again I need wood I’m gonna take the other Jinx with me

Ow my ankles the creeper just [ __ ] got shot by a Skellington I’m gonna die aren’t I this is great don’t do that um oh the diamonds are really far no one I don’t think we can make an air pocket like that we can we can if we have a door

Uh yeah no there’s no Magnum on here yeah he tried his best I’m coming back with the wood as the man of the group I’ll come back yes and so smarter women that we are I have a door you’re cheating is it really cheating yes it’s really

Cheating no no I am using the game mechanics to my advantage I can’t even find the diamond what’s over here I need to un I need to unmod jinx okay I was gonna see if I could make like a little if I really want to teach it I would have given myself another Ride in 1.19 oh yeah it absolutely is I would have given myself right everything yes I think the last time I played this game um this cave system was not like this whole cave system like layout for map generation was not a thing and I definitely was creating like a bunch of

Netherrite stuff I’ve never gone to like I have never actually crafted another eight oh really I hate it but that’s not even that bad actually another sucks I think that sucks in it are the piglens because they squeak at you they do and they run at you I mean you

Can you can just wear gold and yeah even look at you but they’re like ugly they look like anime girls two in other words easier than diamond yeah cause presumably you have really good gear by the time you try to get nether right you you need diamonds for another right

It like Regens a lot oh not regions it’s like the spawning of it’s really also has good fire resistance yeah not that you guys would know would you shut up thank you no you guys have swamped through Lava before you know when you get another right armor you put that fire resistance

On there tell him to shut the [ __ ] up no you know you can’t swim you can swim in lava oh my God you can swim in lava you’re lying to me I am not lying if you have if you have a potion of fire resistance technically you can swim in

Lava you can literally take zero damage from lava That’s right it’s not the all-powerful demon foreign you’re lucky me I think you’re killing yourself actually good for it I think Jinx is dying oh it’s fine you’re killing a dog what do you mean it’s fine it was fine I can just give you another one

How many points do you have James three huh how many points do you have oh I wasted a lot of points I only have 600 left oh you could do one more how many extra lives you’ve got oh we got Super Rabbit let’s go I’m coming back I forgot to get the wood oh my God that was the whole point of you dying I listen I’m super rabbit it’s okay thank you for at least considering me a man yeah it’s probably a good thing though is that man derogatory no other human beings

Actually I was gonna say other than a man but that sounds so much time you you’ve already crossed that barrier you’re not going back you can’t place you can’t play flippy floppy yeah I can there was a creeper there and it just ignored me I’m not a streamer I’m not

Gonna get canceled Effie thank you for the health increase my little sweetie bun your husband’s looking out for you truly unlike us you miss Sandra’s [ __ ] seriously say that online because I’ll still get canceled women can’t be Miss Andrews the word basically doesn’t exist people don’t use it yeah it’s it’s

Listen all of this is a very sensitive topic it is we’re friends with joking no one take it out exactly I don’t hate men I swear only 90 of them oh my God congrats Jinx you got an achievement I got a shovel a skull hi food food thank you yum yum yum

My boy yeah from Jinx has like has like probably like 40K left in points Ephraim does I’ll keep them oh oh man you good yeah fine oh my God what if it’d be bad if you spawn a zombie right now it would probably be the least defensive thing you could do

He doesn’t like to bully you that’s so cute me and Effie go way back all the way back when we were just the two guys on a boat sailing through the ocean on raft really are you know I bought a raft like a year or so ago and I have not touched

It you really should wrath is so good I really want to play raft I want to play raft drunk drunk would be really fun we should do it was it eight hours I thought it was 12 hours Effie did we do something before raft wait you just did a health decrease little prick So you know now that we’re looking back at goals uh we’re less than halfway done I mean that’s not bad honestly we’re just a little bit less than halfway done because if we get these diamonds that puts us out 15 and we need oh no no because Effie’s not coming I’m stupid

We’re like just below 66 done Yeah basically yeah yeah all we gotta do is not die yeah Capital as long as we put the the diamonds in the bugs and then we go exploring we should be around yeah yeah we got to put in our checkpoint yeah yeah yeah how many zombies down there

Yeah they just keep they just keep congregating they just keep being a ring by the way I’m back in the mine shaft big area there’s a creep there’s two Creepers 40. I’m the mine shaft do you remember how to get there no right I was asking the wrong person yeah and Jinx didn’t

Get there naturally so you think I know directions now man exactly yeah I’m not here to be a map I love red because [ __ ] sane I don’t know directions I just hope you guys are crazy you guys are stuck in there for the rest of your lives literally look we’re bodyguards

All right with with a Brawn you’re the brains okay can you guys give me your coordinates yeah okay put it in trap oh thank you you’re welcome there’s this what’s a number thank you 23 yeah sick thank you Effie always plus not minor I can’t read oh nice one Jinx you [ __ ] knocked

That [ __ ] off the bridge like oh he’s down there this is like a dark souls combat okay damn oh now I got a knees 3 15 23 6 27. you’re not gonna tell me these Vines produce light yeah that glow whatever the [ __ ] they’re called [ __ ] your

Leftist or some [ __ ] like that I don’t know I did not know that glow glow like Jinx type XD oh that’s so sad can we get 300 likes 400 likes foreign I didn’t sneeze though I said Pineapple so it went away but pineapple sneezes feel the pineapple they do like when you when you sneeze you say pineapple and you sneeze it might be something stupid no you’re very smart don’t say that oh I’m blushing I’m good

Keep blushing oh rip Snowman it could be um I think you’re smart thank you you’re welcome did you just bleep yourself oh he’s gonna give that [ __ ] away for free oh that’s so funny how do you do that do you have a soundboard that’s what I really sound like oh okay

Thank you being sick sucks blankie I’m warm enough I want the AC on honestly thank you for helping increase you’re gonna get way way worse but I’m so my chest is so warm I’ve never had anyone clip a sneeze wow well dude I don’t know how to get back

To you guys TP yeah listen just just sometimes sometimes we don’t need to abide by the loss of nature rules of It’s hard to get here just keep here it’s okay I’m gonna pee pee my teepee I have to give wood before I pee pee you don’t want to know what keep me I do no you guys understand it’s so hard to peep you with wood

So you need to get more you need to get more Dr PP I mean Pepe I love Dr Phoebe Dr PP I told you we have like a version of it called PhD Peppa right yeah why does it sound like lean brown lean just casual commercial grade lean I did the wrong thing

Oh man oh do you have wood Diego wood okay wait okay wait what’s the order what did I just do um you put yourself and then the person you want to teleport to so I go and then yeah they just test so it’s the person then the destination

Okay wait I went to you right [ __ ] yeah okay just just testing it twice I don’t have another [ __ ] wucky yeah yeah okay get in the hole get the whole hole digger so our boss jackass I guess have you guys seen ghost stories yeah yeah yeah yeah I [ __ ] love that

Though it goes sorry is fill the whole whole filler you got it [ __ ] remove the planks plank move so good okay I need to make a stone pickaxe and then I need to make an iron pickaxe so we gotta find iron guys there’s an iron literally down there where

In the hole in the [ __ ] hole why do I have to do water [ __ ] I don’t do water sports guys like if we could mine we would do the wall of sports but I thought Jinx was gonna be my Ally I don’t have tools do you have I literally have one shovel

And the sword this sucks move that board board it’s going in without without a door I gotta get a door you ballsy you got one yeah all right that was the only iron wasn’t it there’s there’s literally two in the furnace oh wait what really yeah oh yeah because I gave you some

Didn’t I yeah yeah awesome so we have enough you had like a few if you land before oh is that gold that’s gold yeah that’s cool like in gold mine diamond um I can’t remember what gold can actually do I think it was a great faster but um the gold is

Only useful for netherrite yeah and trading for it to piglings do you have your toes out yeah put the scriptures away so this character was based off of a character light audition with oh oh wait no I want to see you show me sometime no but not the feet not the

Feet no I don’t have a concept like an actual like concept art or anything like that I’m not I’m not an artiste oh I got the iron you might find a door already there oh I made a door already so I’m not using your cheats even though

I’ve been cheating to get back here I mean listen you took away my power so it’s technically not getting anymore it’s totally ethical I stole from the bank but the we’re not stealing from the bank anymore yeah pretty much but like we put it back so yeah it’s completely

So I can use it right did it just I thought I thought I heard a diamond getting [ __ ] on wait what do you mean I got the achievement diamonds right I think because this is the recess achievements Darren all right already go for it ask away ask away

I can’t sing when I’m sick man this sucks okay let’s find some [ __ ] coal oh yes the chest first right do you know how to get back there no okay well I don’t know how to get back there either food I have six whole chicken

What the [ __ ] put this [ __ ] in there put that [ __ ] in my mouth okay wait that’s like two for each of those I think right get some wood um I want to see if there’s like a coal one one hole wait do you not have the how much wood

Do you have I didn’t bring a lot because I was just in a rush to get back what do you have though because I got 12 plays I got 12 planks no no I don’t have charcoal we cannot make charcoal yeah flakes Dude where’s the [ __ ] wood in this or

The coal it is so devoid of coal yeah like you get called further up now but further down it’s so scarce I don’t think this is the way back Eva what’s one thing you regret getting and one thing you’re you’re glad you don’t you got and don’t regret anything yo what’s up yes

You only have 12 planks yeah I have a I have a sapling but we don’t have any dirt no no get give me give me three foreign first six put put the furnace down oh it’s like yeah I’ll keep looking for um uh for me for me Artie uh my my one

Regret I wish I didn’t get was um everything that I spent money on in gentian and one thing that I’m glad that I spent a lot of money on is me I still keep everything that’s very wholesome I love spending money on myself I’m the best investment I’ve ever done so true about

Your best classic gacha conundrum I mean if you don’t have post purchase regret were you really playing a gadget game momentarily you’re like oh I finally got the thing my fomo was cleared and then you’re like why did I have fomo for this oh God where am I the diamond

No it’s not dude if I found another Diamond before I found more coal I would actually [ __ ] yourselves put them back no okay I five you can oh my God I get one chicken oh you’re the one who gets a toy I can’t spend on myself though you guys

Could pay for your own food you can have the raw chicken too it’s a raw chicken oh honey I got honey honey thank you jinx where did you go I could see your names I’m nearby more I’m closer than you think I’m just like [ __ ] Jason Voorhees closer than you think

The way that you’re at is the way back oh is it yeah okay if I remember correctly which don’t quote me on that mm-hmm I found a zombie I guess I will turn tail Fallout 76 is so [ __ ] and you’re abated by others to getting it yeah I kind of

Had a feeling from the beginning Fallout 76 was gonna be [ __ ] I’m like but this does never handle an online game when they’re [ __ ] lives I don’t trust them they’ve never handled an offline game normally that’s true even though like Skyrim online the sky was credit it was

Still a fun game buggy but still fun I mean though is Pokemon Thomas scarlet and violet yeah yeah oh look diamonds I need help oh [ __ ] diamonds are you going down that way I found the um thingy what thingy the mine shaft oh [ __ ] they’re not fighting each other anymore

Thank you jinx you got him back uh it’s one one diamond we have um mine around it we have 20 now so we need seven more okay I need um I need them the chicken I come up here because I’m at three hearts and I could

Use a little bit of a little bit of TLC all right I think it’s this one I saw an Enderman staring at me from the corner of my eye there’s a lot of zombies you’re not kidding Hawaii Jinx do you need a shield oh sword and um build different crest [Laughter]

Oh my God I planted my ass on another slack tight um my ass just cannot stop dreaming itself ass yeah that should take us back to the um the area I hope so I hope so too dude can I get a coal uh scooter fricked man you found best deal and

Adopter at least it cleared the buyers are more suppression at least it’s a good investment for you I think this way oh a chest yeah already speaking about um oh an iron and an enchanted book oh iron you can we can use that to make blame shields for you guys

Yeah speaking of the Torches too speaking about my model artist mama and rigor um I was just speaking to her just the other day I just I’ll put that out on the table really I was speaking to her again yeah oh okay got a secret project no

And if I did I wouldn’t tell you okay you can tell me I can keep a secret there’s a Creeper down there oh well yeah torches yeah I literally told you I’m taking the Torches no I only have one more though I think there should be a way out like oh this

Is a spawner oh we got a spot over here oh we don’t need to go in there unless you can just chop it up I’ll get it I don’t I don’t have a pickaxe I’m right behind you like a spawner at ma’am oh Jesus Christ I don’t push towards me

Can you [ __ ] um I’m alive all I’ve got is rotten flesh for you oh get it uh because I didn’t mind the the webs no oh no the salmon comes too late thanks to your JS I’ll take your J’s and wear them in Pride I think the Siri [ __ ] off Uh Siri poor Siri Do I is it is it my name then jinx’s name Jinxed in me foreign around that ballad that is kind of complicated I’ve done I’ve done Omega fights in Final Fantasy 14 where I have to learn starboard and larbert and everybody always got it like backwards but I always remembered it and yet oh there’s a swan over here

Starboard and larbert is the side like the sides of a ship here’s your Jay’s back Jinx here’s her swords back where’d you get the shovel from a zombie a jamboree well I guess oh let me go mine that thingamajig up yeah small brain the poisonous ones perfect yeah they’re just regular ones

I got it cold no diamonds you guys you guys skipped over a golden apple there were three chests in here it’s not diamonds she said it’s not that close you know valid I agree at least we’re finding stuff here’s um here’s some bread you’re good already you’re good

The chat is made for chatting after all I mean it was getting spammed by chickens and cows and Ducks earlier look at this red we got the breadwesto and we can make um make a torches now or at least I can make a couple nice I too can make a couple

And hold your subsided nothing here full of [ __ ] wow just like me wow put your stuffing in I don’t think there’s no there’s more zombie how am I oh I’m stuck there’s nothing over here oh Jesus Christ ping pong literally you don’t regret having feelings even if you don’t know me personally family’s

Family [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah already let your emotions tell you what the [ __ ] you feel there’s that guy either I’m hoping I can make an even bigger community I think it’d be [ __ ] awesome you absolutely will your community [ __ ] diamond s Diamond singular my mine a little bit around it that might be some diagonal what the [ __ ] why are you guys on the other side of the wall because I’m dumb oh you’re right you’re right there was one uh you always got diagonal babies all right pretty good pretty good pretty

Good yeah pretty good so we got seven here that means we have 22 we need five more five more we’re getting close the Moss always freaks me out I’m like oh diamonds sneeze oh God I’m [ __ ] sneezing Mary when you get raided you get a bunch of

Bats spawn Mary thank you for the raid are you guys done are you guys still playing League already did you guys get tilted she was playing for 12 hours what has it been 12 hours already 12 hours I don’t know how oh my God you played for 13

Hours geez how’d you do that man God she hates herself that’s why ah I feel bad for having to put herself through that kind of like treatment and look League it has not escaped us we got jinx as Jinx in here oh yeah true sneezer stream I keep sneezing I’m

[ __ ] sick I’m sorry but thank you guys for the for the rain we lost I think we’re lost we’re a little bit lost it’s okay it’s because everything looks this eye haired lava yeah it’s bubbling this way let me just dig towards it yeah that might be diamonds that’s the

Strategy right dig towards lava yeah how am I sick my [ __ ] immune system is compromised it’s like I got a virus in my body I got hacked in real life wait where did you guys go oh yeah I found I found the way out I filled those dust bunnies oh thank God [Applause] bad joke builds up my immune system I don’t go to the gym for my immune system very often sorry I don’t see lava [Laughter] trap me oh my God I did I did find the way out though okay for everyone who just came in the current challenge is

That um I’ve got bodyguards with me because I’m not allowed to attack anything if I try to um it’ll do absolutely nothing actually I need to fix that because I died I’ll do absolutely no damage I did I did find the way I swear no oh

No have I tried not being sick have you tried getting your life together no it’s not down here no it’s actually this way this way this way this way no no it’s this way they’re just a bunch of amazing stuff this way this way it’s so well hidden

And then like yeah this way I think yeah my chests are confusing oh I found a cripper got a red flag hanging out of his back pocket should I get killed [ __ ] no I tactically faded you do it again do it again do it again

I found lava you found lava yeah oh is this where the okay I found where the spider spawner was right um Lava I think there’s anything here oh well there’s cold oh there’s some way down else is new isn’t this where we came from no I would like to say no

I’m lost she’s dead no no I blew up a little bit it’s fine oh yeah we definitely did not hear it at all I found your names at least yeah I’m pretty sure this area sucks anyway I think it’s just like a dead end

Yeah I’d like I think all of this is at that end I think this whole thing that we’re doing is a dead end yeah okay well how do we get out and back to the rest of our diamonds well you guys can but I could dig our way out of here

Can you do that no maybe maybe why not yes you see above that I’m lost now oh god oh guard okay I know I know where I am yeah yeah yeah the chest there you go this is a big [ __ ] dildo in here that [ __ ] was massive holy [ __ ] I couldn’t

Jump on that if I wanted to yeah already my uh my designer Miri who just raided me well you know Miri but um she’s the one who designed me and she has impeccable taste when it comes to uh designing as you can tell from her own design

And you still won’t consider me a lady I’m so disappointed I have a worse Pokey I want a big girl don’t let the dreams be dreams exactly no no balls no dick and I poop from my belly button is the canonical the canonical hey I found the exit guys

Oh cool is that really the kind of she she said it is all I’m saying oh wow she said it and that’s all I’m saying yeah bro Mary makes absolutely fantastic art and she’s actually gonna be um I think opening commissions soon it’s my death bed also there’s a spotter in there

Yeah I want to break it that might be good let me get in there let me get in there wait did a break yeah how’d you break it by mining smacking it oh Diamond diamonds yeah I know but you’re not supposed to mind [ __ ] that’s the stupid oh my God two diamonds

Um ethereal you are not governed by laws of man exactly there’s an announcement you were saving for tomorrow oh Toki oh Toki spilling the beans you’re in trouble guys I gotta end stream though dude your mom’s mad at you I think I’m going to die okay in real life

Uh oh I see I see you yeah okay oh it’s a name tag Mary I’m sick be gentle oh this is this this is leads to this this is back to the spider room yeah everyone who um who likes Mary’s art just know that nobody has any genitalia and they all

Poop from their belly button canonical that’s the merry touch melting point you know that’s a selling point yeah yeah who wants genitalia why would you poop from any web but your belly button do we need to go to rehab yeah no no yeah does it mean if Mary draws herself Effie

Mary did draw herself TV tubers instead no that’s why you need rehab three have one I can pretend to be an anime girl online what do you mean pretending that’s what I do oh yeah no I am an animal guys Jesus you guys forgot already yeah yeah sorry for

The evening break it’s not an immersion break you were just joking I was I was totally Joe’s prank bro no idea to the breaker for you already well you don’t want to poop from your belly button I would love to people what are you a [ __ ] [ __ ] I need Skellington help

Uh I can’t get wait never mind he’s stupid he just jumped into lava like a dumbass it’s okay can you mine this form yeah thank you got you all right now I can help you kill things oh this is a nice little prospective area oh do you still have the coordinates of like

The place we were at the mining Hall yeah oh I mean you could just maybe choke and die Um so wait wait how much did they make we have a 15 back home and I have 11 that’s 26. oh you you or just one away it’s just a shot away doing it boys with doing it poor Skelly he deserved what he got he decided to jump into the lava decided

To see what it felt like to get his Tootsie’s a little bit toasty and you know what happened you get a little bit roasty and now we’ve got what happens when you burn Ash what does it turn into I keep stopping sorry this bone just started to Ash OH possible anything fits

If you’re brave enough yeah what the [ __ ] am I here get the [ __ ] out of here all right we gotta get out of here why the [ __ ] did I hear weird sound effects stuck I didn’t realize my music stopped already that’s a very good reason to to not to

Not want to lose what she’s got I got you I got you are we going up here I guess I guess so we just need a singular demand a demon Anita Damon just one demon calm down where’s that oh it’s here hey Angus I

Got a name tag where did he go I’m above you [ __ ] did I hear it I am digging my way down to you guys I got really scared now I’m coming what do you mean I just dig straight down into a creeper video game let’s kill issue I’m sorry I’m not

All right we need to get out of this evil maze yeah we really do I’m going insane we’ve been through here like a million times uh let’s try up here looking spelunking’s fun oh listen as someone who’s directionally challenged no could you guys stop being directionally challenged all the time we’re body Bro I’ve never thought ever I I don’t know how to compromise Guys I’m sick you know what are you talking about you’re not the Thinker the [ __ ] meme or the meme video with the kids the kid does like a backflip over a pillow then they just like pay it over to this kid thinking he’s like you not to think of why you sitting like

That oh I just realized we can make our own torches you can’t Jinx you can’t be mining okay do not confine me Toki Velveteen [ __ ] you [ __ ] where is he going oh he’s grumpy I’m I’m trying to find a [ __ ] way out oh my God I got the last diamond

Okay you got the last diamond is it a chest oh sick all right now we just have to not die on our way out of here you don’t even need to mine you just need faith trust yeah I have and a little bit of pixie dust

Why are you doing this to me please sit on it okay we just walked faster all right anyways Jinx is a game ruiner [ __ ] house ruiner that’s gotta be I’m so mad at this tunnel you know Turkey if you didn’t have those diamonds I would have kicked you into lava

It’s a different place okay my bad thank you we’re going in circles again yeah if we go up though we’ll be somewhere different I believe we’ve been up here before but I can just dig just like mine if I just mine upwards but I can’t mind just upwards I have to go diagonally

Like in Harry Potter make stairs here Toki diagonally I want I want mine anymore diagonally bye play the Toki behind you Bye by the rules of me why are you giving me planks what me yeah you just pooped out playing I was I had too much inventory space I didn’t

Have enough inventory space ugh foreign I think I think we’re making progress on our [ __ ] reverse spelunking what is this what what’s this one block City why is there rock floating in the ocean or in this paw in this Lake oh I’m stuck step bro oh my God cold

Oh I’m singing why is there a random block why uh somebody uh hurt me I’m bro gave me Health production oh okay okay uh chat oh speaking of magma all right what what are we at we’re at 16 blocks [ __ ] digging up baby all right okay I’m scared

Scared of what what’s gonna happen in this tight corridor ubu yeah I’m backing up a little bit you tell me too it’s the worst that could happen I get killed and my diamonds blow up yep that would be the worst nobody would have the balls for that don’t do it please literally nobody

Nobody on the internet would want to see Toki bubble tea and fail at his mission uh well you know I mean I mean zombie meat that’s all I got cause I’m so starving if I got hit by something I would most assuredly die foreign

What have I got I got spider eyes let me eat those next oh you can actually eat them oh that’s actually real Poison oh my God okay do you want this Golden Apple oh my God you wouldn’t you wouldn’t give me such a coveted item I mean I’m hitting hello

There you go food real food yeah you’re welcome I didn’t say thank you activated charcoal well you should you should have thank you heart rat you’re welcome that’s so kind of you to say I’m a nice guy what could I say I’m so true I got mining fatigue just now I’m a

Certain person in the back of this caboose What I was hoping for that well let’s just have a little 20-second story time what was what’s your favorite part of the night jinx giving you money fatigue in the middle of our stairs I’m gonna eat another spider right no don’t die I’m good I’m going to commit self-poison gonna be like um

Anigo Montoya oh my God no no no [ __ ] I can’t remember the the main guy’s name also there’s a guy should just oh there’s water there’s a lot of water oh God uh do I doors I have doors I have doors come here come here okay okay um foreign Oh okay I’m coming up the survival of the fittest jinx that’s what already said outside yeah and I I survival of fitness and I almost killed already here okay yeah we’re like outside outside what the [ __ ] I don’t like it out here I want to go back in

You want to go back well I know this is good oh [ __ ] that you know I like breathing air okay puffer fish okay you know this is good because if we can find like the way what that we’ve got in in the first place then we can

Find the rest of the diamond let’s see I believe we have to go in this direction we gotta find the snowy mountains yeah I think this way all right I think if we just follow my nose because we have to go the opposite way of the um of the red arrow on our

Cursors a burn Is bony tits I was following you guys in the skeleton distracted me I’ll hold up not yet no waiting for jinx I can no longer see your names what the oh God wait what are your coits just I see you I see you I don’t turn around oh hey this way

So turkey do you not want this Golden Apple no it’d be rude of me to take it from you you earned that I literally stole it from your chest there was a golden apple in my chest all the chess said that was heart rats that you were looking at no no those

Heart rats you just left it there on purpose yeah that’s hard rat’s Apple then you can have you didn’t steal it it’s already in my stomach okay cool I’ll quiet withered I’m so sorry it’s okay it doesn’t last very long it should last longer TBH

TBH oh this is the flower biome oh it’s pretty no oh I love about biomes there’s a b b I [ __ ] love bees I wanted one of those to be plushies wait farty doesn’t that look like the mountain over there it does yeah I know I recognize that penis okay

I wish we left your penis on there I should have honestly I’ll rebuild it if we do this again I’ll build another one I think it is our penis yes our penis guys oh we built that penis we built this city I’m a free loader to be honest we built this penis

Don’t come no guys don’t come this way don’t come this way don’t come this way don’t come this way don’t come this way okay okay I just keep going down what the [ __ ] helping okay okay yeah yeah what the [ __ ] oh no it’s my turn to freeze to death okay yeah Yeah I I died one time because of that we have we have snow trauma yeah we have snow PTSD PT snowy peachy snowy post-traumatic snow disorder yeah absolutely I I have I made a mistake oh thank God this one behind clearly more blue than the normal snow okay we’re good

It’s gotta be this way home recognize this Holmes I see the penis yeah yeah we still gotta go back for the um oh my God wait okay okay I know exactly where we are here take my diamonds put them um put them in the chest at home

At home okay I’m gonna go back for the new diamonds all right you can fall through snow blocks now there are some uh specific ones I don’t remember what they’re called but yes no is it powdered snow I think it was powder snow yeah that [ __ ] can kill you

Oh thank you I nearly fell in again I’m following Toki oh god oh what a face Emerald emeralds maybe next time maybe next time no come on emeralds are literally right here Toki oh over there saying we can get like maybe here like two blocks of

Emeralds you want to do two blocks of emeralds I’m I’m still awake so yeah I’m down to do more than us we are saying unless you’ve got to call it because of being ill or whatever guys I’m sick oh I’m sick monster I found another Emerald okay

What oh my God Toki this is dangerous what I don’t like how steep this is oh you’re a [ __ ] choose your feet you got feet to land on get the sniffles to the curb oh yeah you’re right just let me get oh yeah I just saw this with curb

Run it over with my with my car squish the sniffies Oh did either of you pick up a name tag oh wait no it doesn’t work on buckets [ __ ] I have to oh you have to make a pool it’s okay you want to make [ __ ] Broly the 17th I didn’t think you already feel the Goodwill hate being sick [ __ ] sucks

Too much of a chat to get sick look for the giant butt plug listen I was quarantined with three people with covet and I did not get it once yo honestly same all three of my roommates I didn’t get it hey let’s go see Superior in every way possible

Except for mining I don’t like Toki yeah that’s true can’t mine yeah you know that’s fine because I don’t even like mining I like crafting exactly I like building when I first started this challenge Jinx I literally kept forgetting to mine and craft literally the only two things I could do

I kept forgetting to do literally oh man should I come back to you guys uh you can make your way back but I believe we should be good I just have to like walk to these corridors and it’s so slow Must be nice having carbs in your diet all I get is I love carbs all I get is raw chicken are you are you further down what are you further down where are you like I can’t see your name anymore yeah no you just wait there I’ll come

Back out I’ll be I’ll be out momentarily okay so I’m blocking you on Discord or a Twitter or Twitter no your pad your path coconut or apple pie apple pie Coconut’s gross oh yeah by apple pie based apple pie way based very paste for everyone it’s very strong no it’s

Actually super weak and that’s why I hate it it’s [ __ ] weakest [ __ ] I hate texture coconut oh same yeah I can’t do snowballs it just feels like I’m eating like paper clippings no seriously yeah I hate to do you have Bounties in America no I don’t

Think I’ve heard of that it’s like a chocolate bar filled with coconut shavings oh yeah I know yeah it’s the driest nasty that’s so good you’re leaving another because we don’t like coconut get better taste back when you have better taste your local version of coconut pie has

Layers of custard and the cusp in the Coconut is in layers of soft junks it’s a way of putting it soft junks would you miss Artie you’re looking for a game chunks no I like soft chunks better it’s like we were talking about a guy the soft junks of soft chunks of coconut

Yeah apple pie is kind of kind of awesome I like the um I like apple pie where the the top layer is like crumbly like Harmony and Cinema cinnamony yeah I’m the only apple pie I’ve had been from working really yeah I’ve never had an actual apple pie that’s kind of sad actually

Oh thanks for the bad potion it’s bad luck what’s gonna happen wait is today is it daytime still bad luck day time okay because we need to get back before night because I’m definitely gonna get attacked by Phantoms all right fishy thank you hard rat come here you would do the same

Yeah I would either wrap it in your presence you’re right I ate a rabbit in my own presence wait already you bought you bought New Vegas for me but you forgot to buy it for yourself that sucks I’m a dog [ __ ] yeah oh yeah [ __ ] woof oh bark bark [ __ ]

Now I gotta scale that mountain yeah isn’t New Vegas like like disgustingly cheap all the time though it shouldn’t be hard to wait for a sale it’s it’s a very old game too so I feel like it won’t be very long before it goes back on sale anyway so don’t

Worry about the winter sale winter sells mostly for like AAA games that came out within the year I’m not gonna lie I bought The Witcher 3 because it was on sale do you plan on playing update do you plan on playing The Witcher 3 yeah even with us even with the disgusting

Sex scenes in it ugh I know right there’s sex in them I’ll play it like do you not actually know that heart rat I knew that I’ve seen my friend play okay don’t scare me like that I’m like everyone should know that scene by now they like streamed

Yeah Mass Effect is just a as a western visual novel with light gameplay elements when when it first came out oh my God we’re almost done I can see the light at the end of the tunnel I feel like you want to call it quits I’m not gonna lie

Oh wait I forgot we’re doing the emeralds well we already know what we can get a bunch so yeah there’s a giant [ __ ] Chasm here I’m kid yeah we cheated yeah we cheered and we use the games mechanics oh God the game is telling me to sink oh God Oh super bunny let’s go bye Jinx son of a [ __ ] wow must be nice yeah it was nice until I had to do a Kermit before I’m sick didn’t you hear me I’m sick early halfway past the mountain what the [ __ ] I’m bleeding halfway past the mountain I’m in that [ __ ] baby [Laughter]

Again the only thing Kermit will get sick with is swine flu oh because of Miss Piggy wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I only have 24 diamonds what I only have 24 diamonds uh okay oh you don’t know how to count I thought we

Had 15 in the um in the chest no you gave me 13. oh my God well we need three more diamonds foreign can make two blocks we could indeed make two blocks we could do that right now we did that right now oh let’s just do that right now yeah

We can get started we can do like it’s like a ceremony a planting ceremony our planting ceremony sure yeah okay let’s um I’ll let you go ahead and do the honors put your first diamond thank you thank you thank you um something something professional sounding words something something professional Magic

It’s getting its ass Shuffle crystals just like me hey yo [Laughter] and to the uh to the blood Throne where he dedicates upon you there’s one block of diamond girl We are so proud of us are you yeah I mean I’m proud of you not me but you know let me have whatever works it helps me more diamonds it’s bad diamond yeah yeah some spare diamonds just in case we did I feel like just dying so I can just get

My HP or my Hunger back I mean honestly do it I’m gonna jump on the cliff wait let me let me put my stuff away first oh wait being fed some activated charcoal from jinx I’m gonna jump off this BRB and Minecraft has such weird [ __ ] music Rush is a daisy Mighty fatigue more like goodbye I’m dying yeah I’m like dying fatigue hey [ __ ] pretty clever what’s this you’re not escaping my bad potions did you just give me hunger as I just Resurrected oh you’re a horrible being

All right so in this mountain we’re in right now there’s a butt load of emeralds if we can figure out how to get to it yeah we gotta just [ __ ] plow through it yeah You want dick I’m not allowed to dig that’s true I didn’t even access anything oh do you want to swap or something sure we can swap you wanna swap do you want to swap I I don’t mind like the the premise was that I would protect you that’s true we

Should probably stick to the rules okay the dog says I’ll be a God the dog’s eyeballing me in the background Is judging me the dog small and dog my cat who’s obsessed with you all right your cat loves my streams what about you I’m loyal these Jose loyal let’s sleep let’s sleep really quick four and she’s not loyal oh I have to go back up back I’m gonna open you for one second

And then not let you feel pink there we go yeah quick spawning a bunch of stuff the ass my hands are cold surprisingly my hands are also not cold actually that’s a lie oh my [ __ ] nose all right where’s your nose what does your nose say farty

Sniff sniff stuff okay we gotta get there’s a hole up there that we gotta get to so I figure if we get across here we can we can get up there somehow we just like dig we dig your hole yeah yeah yeah they Diggity cold is Razer Death Adder that’s um the name

Of a mouse I can’t remember which one it is though so I couldn’t tell you oh yeah it’s good it’s got like the side buttons and everything my mouse doesn’t have side buttons still I’ve got the MMO Mouse where I’ve got like 12 buttons on oh my God emeralds immediately I’m telling you

I think Razer products are pretty decent but I hate their their program it it [ __ ] sucks occasionally occasionally razers Pro oh my God there’s another one right here occasionally Racers right there’s just like the apple of gaming kind of honestly oh there’s one of them there’s a decent right but then

Oh wow they’re not that they’re not as good as people think they are yeah like I you buy them because they’re raised and not because they’re the best exactly because they look real nice I do think like the um the hardware feels really good and I just hate its programs that’s it

That’s about it really I don’t like their logo either I wouldn’t advise getting the mic is my like main thing of course there’s Scimitar what’s that one yeah okay is really good for gaming stuff their stuff’s really pointy though yum I’ve got their um that lights up around

In my PC and that makes it look cute so I’ll cut the pickaxe I have Corsair Ram into my computer as well oh no no I don’t actually I used to not anymore though I changed out speaking of ram I really need to get more RAM you can just download some

Yeah just go download some the dog no it just fell oh Killing itself yeah it’s me it’s sad it kind of feels like playing Legend of Zelda breath of the Wild yeah I need to play more of that God that game is so fun so pretty I can’t wait for for one tales of a kingdom yeah it feels like a

Kingdom years of a kingdom tears tears what is that literally breath of the wild too oh has a name yeah Taste of the Kingdom why is it crying suck it up buttercup I’m in cloud nine right now and I thought there was ground in front of me

I thought it was snow but it was actually just certain death oh my God could you imagine I I did actually I did imagine it and I was horrified all I see is iron oh I’m stuck in the snow [ __ ] okay um wait where are you ah I’m very far down I am

Hi Toki I dig thank you oh thank you that’s [ __ ] thank you have you seen the the video of the goat that like gets freed from a fence and then it runs no no it like it gets stuck somewhere it gets freed by people and then it just

Gets stuck again right after because it’s like panicking yeah yeah I I know I know the [ __ ] video okay I think there’s like a there’s like more holes or whatever we can look in yummy there’s only iron here already froze to death no survival of the fittest is a [ __ ]

He wasn’t so fit after all huh hey he’s been doing his reps he’s been trying to get better oh I’m going deep inside this [ __ ] Mountain already you say um you’re talking about like having a mushroom house inside this little Forest that’s literally what me

And harat wanted to do when we first saw this area we’re like wouldn’t it be awesome to have like a giant Mushroom House here say we should do that I could I would be okay with keeping this world to do that kind of stuff to do to do building and creative mode

Heck yeah it’s kind of fun and stuff yeah yeah same I would like to be God Jinx I think there’s a complex we need to talk about just because I want to have power over people thank you it doesn’t mean I have a god conflicts guys I swear she promises

Why don’t I do it before I quit because I need to sleep and get healed I’ll need to sleep at some point getting the emeralds is gonna take long enough as it is fine uh hearty and Jinx if you want to I can leave the server up though

Okay yeah we’re literally after this I’m gonna go to sleep because I have not slept in roughly 36 hours and then why are you here uh because I can be oh emeralds I see some no other reasons no Legos ankles slip those bad boys up generals the chaos generals power me up

You sound like someone who would pronounce it gif instead of GIF oh my God for real what are you talking about it’s Graphics user in or Graphics what’s the [ __ ] skit I can’t remember the Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog skit where they complain about the pronunciation of everything

Laser is an acronym light amplification something I can’t remember any of it it seems like something all I know it’s a moving picture I have to have um frames per second explained to me the other day like in absolute baby terms like the way they explained it was so

The PC drools pictures right and if you want the pictures to move it’s got to draw them really fast and I was like okay I get it now yeah it’s just the moving picture animation what the hell turned so foggy oh it’s a cloud oh I’m inside a cloud

You’re gonna Cloud Cloud9 oh I see Jinx I’m heading towards you I’m just trying to oh [ __ ] which way graphics interchange format but at the crazy the Creator man said GIF like a dumbass well I don’t care how he pronounces it because he’s incorrect exactly you know

The reason I say GIF it’s because it’s like gift without the tea wait party where are you I got stuck in snow again I saw your name for half a second yeah I don’t know what you want you want I don’t know I thought you were like right next to me

Because I’ve had this game for like 10 years it’s like 25 I think oh We got four on me and then three back at home that’s almost a whole block it’s pretty good hey that’s pretty good that’s pretty good kid you’re pretty good where are you in relation to the the statues Tower thing um so if you’re at the Statue and you’re

Looking at the mushroom Forest to the left of it hello mountain peaks to the left of the hole foreign I keep getting stuck in ice stop it recorded that Solid Snake pulling in like Hearthstone golden legendary got it unfortunately that was the only one I don’t think Emerald’s spawned with

Multiple do they foreign oh you had the same idea I was checking up there yeah I don’t see any Hardies see Annie time to sell your switch they don’t use or sell some TF2 stuff for Minecraft Minecraft’s pretty good I’d highly recommend it got I want to sneeze again I’m gonna

Clip every single one of my sneezes anymore do it I’m gonna clip all my sneezes and put it on tick tock feel people have a sneeze fetish absolutely well it’s kind of like vulnerable like it’s like I think it plays into the same thing as vulnerability the way people like

Actively hope people sneeze it’s kind of weird I got taskaroo my oh she’s sneezing taskaroo my dude uh I’m going back to the mushroom Forest oh [ __ ] I forgot I can make I can make wool it might be neat to give ourselves the glowing effect you could do that

Oh what that would be super useful Minecraft glow a glowingo oh my God I see you okay I can see a dot in the fight that’s really useful but I cannot see Toki really oh is that a [ __ ] witch okay where the [ __ ] are you oh yeah I’m back in the mushroom Forest

Oh wait that’s so key that’s that’s right we’re [ __ ] we’re glowing this I have a pretty I have a predicament here hi I’m gonna die jump jump no but I have lapis and I have iron and I have gold okay how much of that is useful it’s useful to me

It’s sentimental you sound like a hoarder Jinx get rid of it I’m a witch was it witch yeah did you hear like the cackling in the glass break no oh Colonel maybe I’m going crazy I just pulled a spell card that has a picture of a green pot with a blue handle

Trimming grinning’s mouth and solid red eyes I’m sleepy what does it do Colonel snake I believe you’re holding the pot of greed yeah you know what hold on okay oh my God Oh my God can’t be God she [ __ ] died R.I.P every time you die I have to reapply it apparently really yeah no no it’s not a big deal it’s not a big deal I can just copy paste it take a look the glow yeah already there’s a button on stream if

You’re on mobile I I think you can still clip on mobile there’s a like a what’s it called the Hollywood clip thing go action little action symbol uh have a good idea yeah the clip the clip the slappers the slappers I could still healed it I could still hear the slapping

Jinx you gave me weakness I already had weakness and I don’t have any more points why would you waste it all on bad potions you could have given yourself food what was that can give myself anything with you you’re just you just jumped your dog really wants to die oh it does huh

I could put it out of its misery oh yeah let’s do it all right if he’s getting I fell in the ice oh well oh you goodbye red I’m [ __ ] dead double weakness I don’t want to be weak I want to be strong I’m very strong gift shelf

I want to be a strong boy baby [Laughter] I want I want to be a big boy oh I caught all your stuff yeah that’s good as what the freak is happening thank you so much damage oh I survived dogme survived cool all right thank you look at the ass twerk oh

Creeper oh took it took it took it oh man uh Jinx there’s no thank God just stop dying it’s fine I only have I only have two hearts it’s fine oh I lived cool yeah poison doesn’t kill it oh oh there’s a dog that’s a dog I’m also

Attacking it I thought it was an enemy you can’t hit friendlies thankfully I thought it was a mob okay I need food oh yeah that’s the thing wait there’s there’s two rats no okay they’re teleported notice that we haven’t found any Wildlife ever killed it all literally all the wildlife

Comes from redeems that that’s so sad no I’m just playing God it’s fine deposit the emeralds that you dropped oh thank you what’s up miles what do you mean bruh I’m sick I could stream it if I want to oh God [ __ ] dodging oh sorry that’s

Why I can’t I can’t hurt you good to know you can hurt me through the form of your channel points which I feel like you want to go jump into lava there’s a pool right over here thank God I’ll jump in if you jump in

Here because you’re a fan of jinx I’m a fan of jinx too