Minecraft UHC “#TEAMBRANSON” (Minecraft UHC Ultra Hardcore Series) S1E1

Hey everybody jason here with tyga what’s going on and i’m talking so eerie because guess what’s about to happen wha what uhc ultra hardcore oh yeah we’re both we’re both pooping our pants we haven’t practiced at all welcome everybody to ultra hardcore press tab janssen show them the teams

These are the teams we got 30 seconds to begin i’m up there in the top left we are holding we are team branson we are team branson hey everybody that’s our team we’re pretty cool yes for those of you that do not know what ultra hardcore is it’s basically a team

Free for all we’re teamed up in pairs of two and our job is to be the last people alive yeah pretty much it’s going to be hard we got some tactics up up our sleeve and it looks like it’s about to start no the reason is what’s happening what’s happening

Scrambling players yeah the reason now it’s called ultra hardcore is because there is no natural health regeneration so if you lose health the only way to get it back is either healing potions or golden apples yeah or when you kill another player it gives them it gives you a gold

Block in their head which there’s a a cool recipe on the server um that turns it into a golden apple as well yeah um by the way we wanted to give a quick thank you to beastnode for hosting this server it means a lot it’s got a bunch

Of custom stuff on here also courtesy of turk so he’s probably cheating because he’s playing as well and and we want to say thanks to mind crack for um making this concept so yeah it’s actually a real cool thing i’ve been waiting to do it we wanted to do it last time i

Spawned in the ocean oh no i didn’t oh dude whoa flowers all right all right no running dude no running yeah first order of business up some trees oh i think it we’re still waiting we gotta wait for all the teams to be spread first but let’s let’s

Purvey the area a little oh it doesn’t matter we can’t destroy blocks anyway i see i see food i’m gonna go buy these pigs yeah yeah yeah for sure and there’s chicken over there yeah oh yeah we need feathers first order of business everybody we gotta get food because

After the first day pvp begins and we want to go into the cave so we need to get everything we need from above ground now dude there’s so many pigs right now so many pigs i’ll i’ll leave it to kill him okay with this area you kill the

Chickens because i could never harm a drumstick but i’ll kill all the pigs can we kill them now no i think we need to can you well it works i’m punching them i don’t want to waste the chicken though if i can’t pick it up i don’t want i don’t want someone

To watch i can’t pick it up i can’t pick it up dang it don’t kill anyone okay that chicken is a small sacrifice of what’s to come drumstick okay yeah sorry that’s alright um they’re almost done yeah luckily we’re almost done and we’re ready to begin i think i think hashtag

Team branson everybody team branson hashtag we’re gonna take the trophy we’re gonna take it yeah the underdogs but we’re gonna yeah we never pvp so this is something new for both of us we’ve literally haven’t even done a practice round of this yet i’m so scared you go for that tree um

Um um i’m gonna still get the chicken i’m punching it early come on i’m starting to punch now give me the chicken when do we begin up get oh i got my chicken it’s begun yes it works okay all right so first let’s get some swords so we can kill

These animals quickly yeah hurry get all the wood let’s get all the animals for everybody else does because we can’t kill anybody for what is it 20 minutes uh yeah there’s no pvp for 20 minutes um break the whole tree so that the leaves start breaking

Because oh i did yeah don’t waste your punches on leaves did you make a crafting bench um yes you did yeah come over here okay all right i gotta remember to not no running yeah no running i’ll take it i’ve got a sword of truth sorry jeffrey’s friends i’m gonna slay you

Sorry jefferies i’m gonna slay you hey yeah hey oh we’re going to be set on food there’s oh my god this is great thank you jeffrey and his gods thank you for all these minions hopefully they drop some feathers and we also need to we need to find cows

I like cows we need books for enchanting tables and for bookshelves for levels and remember don’t swing as much if you don’t have to because oh ravine ravine no way yeah ravine yes dude but just we need to find coal first because we need torches and stuff in a huge cave that

Goes into the ravine iron iron at the surface no way yeah right here wow what if we could find a stronghold right here too that’d be right just kill the dragon bring it outside the end with us yeah oh i’m already getting do we need wolf or anything i feel like no um

No i think so we’re not sleeping right did you leave that crafting table you did okay i’m gonna make an axe too yeah make sure you grab that crafting table when you walk away yeah yeah i’m gonna make us an axe too and we need to make

Pickaxes as well all right is there any more animals in there or do we slam on um i mean my chunks aren’t loading so that’s pretty lame but i got a good amount i’ve got 19 pieces of meat all right mine up this crafting table we’ll

Take it with us we don’t need to be over here and i don’t think oh wait we’ll come back and check on the leaves i guess we don’t want to go too far anyway like we either need to finish this place up or oh i know but i was going to go

Take cover in that cave oh good well that way no one sees this we should get some torches well they can’t battle us right now anyways yeah i guess but we don’t want him to think we’re over here or something it doesn’t matter all right well um over here oh wait let’s uh

I guess let’s just break the leaves because yeah let’s break the leaves real quick i’m gonna break some other trees in the meantime okay uh what else do you break those leaves pvp will be enabled in 18 minutes all right i’m nervous we’re gonna get our asses handed to us

No shouldn’t say that they can’t think like that we found a ravine remember that’s true we have luck probably ahead of the game yeah well let me see i’ve got this checklist here we need to have one leather three sugar cane red apples feathers sufficient wood and food okay

So one leather from a cow right um come on man do we need ink sacks for anything because i could kill this squid with my one hand with my one hand i could do it um i’m looking at me weird i don’t think we do

But there’s no reason to not get it in case he’s too far underwater i’m not going man there’s a lot of sheep over in that land over there i see i know but dude did you know sheep drop mutton now in the new version yeah i saw that useful finally yeah really good

First you just you skin them up their wool and then you just kill them make them suffer first thanks minecraft sheeps are now useful in two ways more than in most mobs now they’re also useful for eating grass but i don’t know how useful having dirt is yeah dirty i wanted to share

Um where is i thought i just saw an animal well moosh room area what’s shroom air mushroom biome right there oh no no no i think this is 1.7 right so yeah it’s the the still that’s still cool because we can make mushrooms yeah yeah dude

Oh my gracious and i see more aminals i thought i saw a mushroom by him give me this oh no you can’t harvest it like that cake and i am oh you were using an axe i was using um my fist wait a minute it’s not working for me

You don’t get one every single block oh yeah that’s right it’s like leaves oh i got one i got one sometimes you get like two so hopefully we can get a red one too how’s your health looking uh i got hunger i mean well everything oh my access broke blame um

I’m gonna mine more leaves and stuff we need apples remember yeah i know actually um it’s on sugar cane look for water i see water oh do we have bamboo by it oh never mind it was just or i mean sugarcane hey they just called it sugar cane

Um there we go 16 minutes oh my gracious oh i finally got some stone though we need to get uh torches ready okay do we need to like yeah yeah torches for sure actually we need to go back to that ravine cave there’s a cave you know i know there’s a

Picture oh we need to do it uh let me just get some stone for us first i think i see actual bamboo oh no my chunks aren’t loading it’s like vines oh vine there’s a swamp yeah there’s a swamp swamps are useless if it was a jungle though oh another ravine really yeah

Oh my grind i’m the ravine finder yeah i’m the stone miner whoa what’s that’s nothing though whoa oh what badger died oh my god oh everybody says gg what happened i don’t know i guess you’ll have to see on bash’s video if you wanted to yeah oh

If he uploads it though i mean this oh yeah that kind of sucks um that sucks he must have fell or something oh my god i was pretty close to that ravine four iron five iron hey dude slow down let’s meet at the ravine back where we spawn

I need to let’s get this stuff let’s get some coal and everything hold on branson what are you crazy i gotta get it there’s lots of flowers if we were to need them but we don’t so well i’ve got a bunch of meat um what are what are your coordinates

Uh just random i’m sorry in 1670 and there’s a random two two three pork chops were laying on the ground tyler how could you not pick those up i must have missed them you’re at what now 1670 by negative 75 up over by where we were killing the pigs i think 1670 by

Negative 75. yeah oh wow no i mean negative 780 sorry there that was a white text 1670 yeah by negative 780. seven eight oh got some red mushrooms yeah i found a whole pack of chickens oh sick i just found a bunch of red mushies oh

My hunger’s down one hunger what do i do it’s down one or down two one down one dude my hunger’s down to three two two three like i have two and a half bars left oh i have full except for one in fact i’m gonna make some stew right

Well more chickens nice i saw a little butt sticking out i found the ravine yeah yeah all right i’m in the coordinate oh more pigs nice i think we’re set on food which is great because that’s all we really like that’s what we needed to concentrate on the

First day yeah most important thing i’m gonna make a stone axe i’m just getting some lag here so it’s kind of freaking me out i don’t want to fall into a ravine yeah be careful ah come on we need apples though bro uh i seriously i got can you go on the

Tree check i’m still gonna kill these pigs real quick um you know what i could do oh i don’t know if it works like that can you get apples if you shear leaves we could shear just a crapload of leaves and just bring them with us do you know

I don’t think you can replace leaves i’m not sure you can replace leaves i’m not sure if that’s like a real thing it is it is yeah okay do it let’s do it all right that’d be a good idea actually get some iron yeah i’ve got iron oh dope

Yeah like that might be the genius plan of the century a year yeah um i left it ah zombie what i’m fired i’m on fire are you serious yeah right now is there water yeah there’s water i’m going to do it right now oh my god gracious come on man dude

During the day zombie right there i have three hearts right now help me there’s a creeper in the water actually yeah there’s a creep where are you where are you i’m in the river of truth coordinates coordinates um 1720 um by negative 720 okay

I see you i see you i see your name oh okay look there’s a creeper just just stay back what do i do now just run from it i know no i’m good but like hell hell we to get some freaking apples you’re on thin ice because like

That’s not okay that zombie not only was a zombie but was on fire it’s daytime it hasn’t even been nighttime yet i’m pretty sure has it it hasn’t dude that why was that even there like oh i guess because the ravine oh my gosh branson what’s your health at here three here

Take that take this one too holy moly man what was that for just food yeah oh okay you want me to cook these pork chops um you can make an ironer yeah all right let’s just uh worry about what we need to focus on as long as we just

Don’t get any near or near any mobs where it’ll be okay um what are we gonna do about night time oh that’s what that is that’s what that number is bro look at tablets that’s everyone’s health nice 30. i know dude noah’s at 50 dude uh oh

All right um i’m gonna i’m gonna make those shears i’m gonna make those shears um i think we should make this into a pickaxe make the rest that iron into a pickaxe um okay um and what are we going to do about night time what do you want to do about

That um we need to go we need to go into the caves at night so we need to be finding coal too like we’re like i feel like we’re behind right now yeah no definitely now that that just happened so oh i hope you can get apples from dude

We really should just go to ravine and get a bunch of gold and just make a at least an apple well do you know where that ravine is still yeah it’s right over there where uh to the left it was it was the where i

Was coming from the river uh okay it was right there i hope this works man otherwise it’s we’re in trouble yeah and i have to leave the skype call if if one of us dies or something if i die yeah but you’re allowed to spectate like the remainder of that episode yeah all

Right well i’m making i’m making a pickaxe right now um and then do you want to go to ravine or something um i need to like dig a hole in the ground and just sit there yeah you’ll die of hunger no i got hungry i got all my stuff

10 minutes all right hey the sun’s going down what do we do help how’s it yeah oh hold on we have to go underground or something like we gotta go over there i need to finish the rest of the shears there broke good okay all right i’ve got um i’ve got

Three and a half stacks of leaves all right all right where are you monsters are going to start popping up um i’m over at the crafting table and uh the furnace i’m mining them and now going to the uh i don’t know i need can you wait for me what are your

Coordinates out again i see you i see okay go for it no it got killed no oh that sucks by a monster yeah oh my gosh all right come on this way i’m following be very careful nice chunks loading i know right the chunks aren’t loading

Oh this is the ravine right here right here right here okay be careful watch your step oh oh oh did you get the furnace yeah i got it i’m gonna turn some of this wood into charcoal okay look i’m getting iron right now dude i see a creeper that’s okay get

Back no he’s right there what do we do what do we do do you have a sword i hear zombies too i don’t have a sword i’m gonna get him okay good nice nice all right do you have any cobble um we need to build ourselves just a

Little area wood i have wood get take the wood all right it’s not the favorite choice enclosed just enclose the area and we’ll be fine get in here get in here get in where i am okay sorry brand i’m here i’m here okay now we can think about what we’ve done

With our lives okay can you place that furnace uh right here um yes i will got some stuff for us dude we’re good for the first night at least as long as we just watch ourselves right now yeah yeah yeah yeah i’ll be good so i need to turn this into

That oh we need to start cooking food like fast well i’ve got 20 pieces to cook here i’ll mine up cobblestone right now yeah yeah don’t don’t waste that pickaxe i’ve got a stone one oh okay yeah do that in fact if do you um do you have the

Crafting table too yeah i do make yourself a stone one as well dude pvp in eight minutes yeah right we’re prepared we’re gonna get our booties kicked by someone who has a bow we need to find a bow too all right well i got some charcoal this is going towards torches huh

What was i gonna do what do you want me to do a pickaxe make a pickaxe yeah all right i think we should use this whole stack for torches oh oh i was going to make a freaking furnace no we shouldn’t we shouldn’t um i’m gonna i’m gonna cook i’m gonna start

Cooking the food now all right i’m gonna make another uh pickaxe i mean furnace yeah okay all right um the two least confusing terms oh wow we were exposed we were exposed i saw that too here i’m gonna put another furnace like right here okay

All right let me see so i wanna see what this says so by night we should have had decent food supply we’ve got that we’ve got pretty good wood we have no leather we have no sugar cane we’re not gonna be able to get sugar cane unless we go to the surface

We have no apples and how many feathers do you have um i’ve got seven okay so together we have 13 feathers they said feathers if possible that’s good that we have that yeah um now we just need flint and then sticks and we’ll have about uh we’ll have a little under a full

Stack of arrows between us both all right well we got a good amount of food i’d say like that was pretty lucky we found that many animals yeah i think that was great for how much we traveled because right now i’m cooking 18 pork chops but i don’t have any coal so i’m

Going to try and find some oh you’re cooking it too yeah i’m cooking something mine here i just um in fact i think do you know you can use leaves as fuel i think no i’m wrong never mind leaves um i’m gonna use these uh use your wood tools as uh

Use your wood tools as fuel oh yeah yeah like i just made a stone sword that’s exactly what we should minimum half and six minutes dude people are gonna start dying i can feel it like people are just gonna go on rampages dude it’s gonna be scary you

Know what’s great though what at least we didn’t die first or second or second it’s true no matter what happens it’s true i think that’ll be good i’m not gonna cook all my meat right now yeah i don’t wanna i don’t wanna use our wood up but

Can we find some coal or something dude branson i got it right here this is why i did this all right boom wow that’s exactly what i wanted was at least a torch one torch everybody’s gonna hunt me down because i have 30 health all right hey i’m gonna think i’m

Gonna venture out you are oh my god don’t do it dude wait till day it’ll be like another five minutes it’ll be okay we’ll mine let’s mine right now we gotta do we need to go in the caves like if we’re seen oh hey you know we should start what am i crazy

What have i been doing here take take this find a spot start breaking him oh yeah oh i got an apple first one i got another one yeah was it just your fist yeah it was just my it was it was the leaf block dude i punched the leaves

With my leaf block in in this case best idea yeah it is the best idea okay here’s what you need to do just hold down left click and then right click every so often oh yeah you’re right you’re right this is fun it’s like it’s like a video game

Hopefully this doesn’t use up too much hunger oh i got a tree sapling yeah i got a bunch of those i’ll get apple nice dude we’re geniuses oh wait don’t hold down left click that will ruin that will waste your uh oh really hunger probably oh my gosh so

Minimally left click at least as you can i think i don’t want to like yeah i know this is pretty cool i wonder if anyone else has done that i don’t know probably i think it’s bad though because it does waste your hunger quite a bit i haven’t lost any hunger

Doing this yet oh really and remember don’t waste these pork chops so wait till you get to four minus four hunger and then eat your pork chop is it four or four and a half i think it’s actually three stews are four no no no i know the b that cooked meat

Is at least four oh that’s cute yeah it takes up it gives you that big of a chunk anything yet uh look woofle said if you can’t find a cake can we find until they haven’t found one yet we’re out of the game yeah or maybe he’s tricking us

I found just that one apple and that was the first one i placed that was kind of cool but yeah i’ve only gotten one apple in two stacks now yeah oh you’re right i haven’t lost any hunger doing this yet i guess because leaves are so minimally like punched you don’t punch

Them i only have 20 leaves left i only have one there now i don’t have any i only got one apple out of that well i mean that’s i mean that’s one that’s two apples we didn’t have that’s at least my apple that can probably cure me if i find some gold plus

I think it’ll be daytime soon yeah we can no we don’t have any iron wait didn’t you have iron i do have iron i have seven iron we should make did you cook it already no it’s in there right now though all right put it in i’m gonna i’m gonna um cook it

And um for what what were you gonna get iron for uh sword no well to make more shears and then let’s just grab a few more stacks and oh i can’t i don’t i don’t i want to stay here at least because i don’t want to take any risks

But dude there’s trees right there like there’s trees right i know but remember the ravine is where the zombie hit me no i’m just talking about getting i’m just talking about getting trees though oh yeah you don’t take risks i’ll go out oh yeah exactly you can sorry that’s fine

Legitimately forgot that your health sucks yeah that’s what i mean i’m at like 30 so i didn’t want to okay um i don’t know oh we have two minutes i think it’s daytime it’s not it’s not no dang it but what’s out here what happened i think i’m gonna go out

Be careful because they could be waiting for you i know they could be oh damn i put the wooden back there we go now if tell me when you’re coming back i’ll mine up the wood real quick oh what what i fell into the ravine and oh i’m gonna die

It’s been fun jason literally gonna die tyler i just tyler don’t do this okay how am i gonna do this don’t do this just stay safe i’m coming up okay i’m coming up he’s okay he’s just fine i’m coming up great news everybody he’s just fine come on come on

This way no i gotta get i gotta get the leaves now okay i’m i’m walking out in curiosity i should get back inside yeah you should i only have three and a half hearts so much let me know when you’re coming back though literally like how did it how

Does it every 60 seconds till pvp dude we were randomized in location i don’t think we’re even near people to be honest but still yeah like i might it could it could happen at any moment branson and i’ll never know i can’t believe that happened i’m like upset with myself

I fell into the ravine yep what happened all right i got enough i’m heading back now okay sorry i’m sorry sorry nice scared me yeah it scared me oh my gosh okay it’s daytime now i see yeah gotta watch out for monsti’s though oh oh my gosh what is wrong with me

Let’s head to the cage dude uh hold up uh it’s well i want to see what happens with this pvp thing maybe people are waiting i want to wait it out and see if anything cool happens i mean i guess we don’t have to but are we taking all our stuff yeah let’s

Let’s get out of here wait i don’t have an axe or anything i probably should make one i don’t even want to like leave remnants that we were here yeah all right hey i don’t have an x so you have to be x boy i’ll be the x-men i’m the axe man

I only made i only have two pork chops you got more right i have you only have two yeah here take them oh cool iron i found iron i got it okay good oh more right here maybe very careful oh yeah by the way um that’s the episode i forgot um that will

Be the episode everybody so we hope you enjoyed episode one of uhc we will catch you in two days for the next one we’ll see you guys later peace out