Minecraft’s Ultimate Mob Mashup!

Some minecraft mobs like to eat grass some like to explode on contact and others like to wonder about the spiritual origins of the universe now i looked at them and the first thing that came to mind was what if i created an absolute monstrosity by combining every single one of them

Into one creature well that’s exactly what i did i mixed every minecraft mob together let’s uh let’s check him out huh so um there’s definitely a good amount of things to notice i understand that there is a lot going on on the screen at the moment let’s just uh let me explain

The various parts the first thing that you’ll be able to tell is that he is composed of different parts uh mainly you can see some uh iron golem in here there is some cow some enderman eyes enderman particles there’s a creeper head right here connected to the body there’s

A wither head with a villager nose i really want i i think i really went too far on this one let’s let’s just keep going he’s got a dragon tail zombie pants one leg is from a sheep and the other leg is from a chicken

I think that’s it i think i think that is oh yeah no he has uh he has um I gave him b wings which i i don’t think i don’t think you’re gonna help him that much but hey bees already are too heavy to fly on their own maybe he can do it too okay give him a chance maybe he can try it out okay just give

Him a chance he can he can probably do it now the next thing that’s on my screen at the moment and that you’re probably wondering about is um is the is the name um the the chico shipping bell german therapeutic dragon golem let’s um yeah i’m gonna put an explanation on screen

Real quick just so uh i feel like it’s better if i just show it to you yep there’s uh here’s your explanation as you can tell i have completely lost my mind i’m just gonna call him gollum um yeah we’ll go with that name um while i

Showcase my god i’m here i would like you not to judge him based on the you know hellish screams of undead souls coming through his throat let’s keep it nice here okay he’s he’s trying his best sometimes i really wonder i could just be making normal mods but instead

I gotta make these monstrosities that are not gonna let me sleep for a good amount of days like what is wrong with me why okay so uh before going over uh the cataclysm that is gonna be someone in this guy into your world let’s uh let’s show you how to do it first

You’re going to the crafting table and you’re gonna be plopping some items into it you’re gonna get a curves totem why are you even holding this this is literally so cursed are you insane now once you have this insanely curious totem um you gain a destructive power that shouldn’t really be allowed

Right clicking with this totem on any block will summon the golem jesus christ there it is i do not remember adding that sound then okay i’m sure it’s all right i’m sure i’m sure it’s gonna be all right come on come on okay oh my god

Oh jesus okay too many places way too many places and i’m on fire i am on fire i am dealing no dab jesus christ paul you were slain by chico cow shepherd bellar german interpret their dragon golem i did not pronounce that right that i

Uh as you can see much like many of my other bosses yeah he is pretty much unbeatable i have no idea why i gave him these kinds of sounds like you’re you’re probably you probably have a higher chance of getting a heart attack irl before actually dying in game he has

So much health jesus christ no no no no no no no don’t don’t no oh my god yes oh okay so i feel like there is need for me to explain um the abilities that it has which are a lot there is a lot of abilities

First of all whenever he spawns in the world he’s gonna create explosions around him so you don’t really want to be near as you can see from this path that he made behind him whenever he walks on grass he’s gonna transform it into coarse dirt this is obviously an effect that comes from

Sheep and instead of just eating one grass block at a time it’s just gonna ravage the place and pretty much eat every single block of grass he comes in contact with it’s not even normal dirt even this is gonna stay like this unless you unless you fix it yourself

Um and as you can see he has a creeper hat in the relatively impossible occasion that you managed to kill this guy the creeper effect is gonna activate and um aside from that whenever you attack him there is a chance for a different effect to trigger each time

For example he can throw arrows at you that in this case they didn’t but they are supposed to send you about 30 blocks flying in the other direction there is also a chance for him to apply a withering effect to you that is pretty strong is gonna probably consume your hearts very fast

Oh my god yep this is also one of the effects that can happen there is a chance for him to um spawn lightning around him yep uh there he goes with each hit there’s also a chance for him to teleport in a random direction just like an enderman would

One of the most annoying um features i guess is his ability to summon blazes to help him end the fight which are gonna be quite an annoyance whenever there’s too many of them that should be the extent of his abilities i feel i should explain um the horrible horrible sounds that you

Can um hear coming from him now of course these are the streams of the wither but whenever you attack this guy he is going to play a random sound from one of the mobs that he’s made of the sounds are gonna be a bit pitched down because you know it’s still a

Uh it’s still a demon but that was uh i think an enderman and a creeper cow chicken yeah you you get the gist of it so yeah not only is it an unholy abomination made of the bodies of several mobs it also sounds like them um also i think

One of the worst parts about this guy the noise that he makes whenever he’s just walking around the world those are minecraft cave ambient noises now just a little detail that i forgot to mention is that he is not only aggressive towards the player he will prioritize hitting the player over other

Creatures but uh he is literally aggressive against any living entity in the world so as an example for this um we are gonna try putting him against an entire village and see how that goes and there he goes oh my god oh he oh he just smited the golems with holy fire

Where’d he go he’s losing life very quickly but i think the golems are actually getting a lot of damage there is only one golem remaining why is there a witch what happened why is there a witch and all the golems are down oh my god

And he’s now going for the rest of the villagers jesus he doesn’t have a ton of life remaining but he did quite a bit of damage uh okay that is actually pretty impressive i didn’t expect him to last that long against all those golems

Okay so i feel like some of you may not be completely sold on the idea of just having you know one big mob instead of the separate mobs so here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna do the last test and uh we’re gonna put we’re gonna put the golem against the

Individual mobs that he’s made out of to prove that he’s better than every single one of them and yeah and the bee is already flying away that’s great oh god oh god they already go oh my god that creeper exploded blazes are spawning okay the blazes are

Already spawning how long is the zombie gonna last he’s just hitting the other and the enderman is down okay that didn’t last long the zombies that i’m pretty sure every single one of the hostile mobs is dead oh no there goes the wither skeleton oh my god okay that’s this is the last

Stand let’s shoot the last stand come on you can what just happened where is it where did they go oh no the b the b oh oh he’s going for the pig too yeah boys i don’t um i don’t see this one working out since every single one of them is dead

Um and the weather’s cattle is somewhere on the moon um we um we can consider this a victory for the golem that’s just the facts it’s just better this way so by the way before the video ends i just wanted to say i really want to thank everyone for uh

Subscribing to my channel and actually commenting on my videos it really means the word to me but uh with that that’s gonna be it for me for this week i’ll see you next weekend ciao you