Eclipse – Eclipse Play’s Minecraft?! (Stream Highlights)

So uh here’s the deal i woke up at about 3 30 p.m why your guess is as good as mine it just happened right now it’s 408 pm which means i’ve been up for a grand total of a half hour uh yeah i don’t i don’t want to do a tournament

That’s all there is to it i don’t have the energy and i don’t just don’t want to do it so instead of doing that because i don’t want to it’s a tough luck we’re going to figure out something else to do now what we’re doing

I have no idea i woke up 30 minutes ago and i spent most of that 30 minutes setting up the stream rather than figuring out what i’m going to do chat what do you got for me i don’t know what to do alrighty minecraft kind of running away with it

Right now end stream and aba and close running though not too many people wanting to say dark souls goblin island battlefield or halo halo is getting demolished the poor one person in chat that was like halo reach let’s get it it didn’t work out no such luck i think i’m gonna have to

Play minecraft and that’s gonna suck you guys are gonna be bored out of your minds all right well looks like there’s not room much room for interpretation here so uh guess we’re playing minecraft thanks guys enjoy the just chatting stream because that’s all it’s gonna be welcome to minecraft this game

Is incredibly boring but you voted for it so you officially cannot blame me uh we’re gonna play the best game of minecraft you’ve ever seen welcome to minecraft i’m punching trees are we having fun yet are we having fun yet minecraft woo that peek the mic i probably picked the mic yeah

Let’s go you regret picking this yet i think even if you’re gonna say that you don’t regret picking it you do we could be playing this for like six hours and you would still say it’s good viewers dropped so fast yeah i wonder why it’s probably because

I’m playing minecraft you voted for it if i die stream’s over how about that just jump off a cliff all right we’re done sorry guys better luck next time the hell is that probably something that i’ve never seen before because i don’t play this this is a nifty looking cave though now

Oh skeleton no no no no no no no no no no oh i might die in the first 15 seconds oh no i could use my wool to get out of here i think oh i gotta get out i’m gonna die to the skeletons ah something that would be fun would be fun

As chat having the power to add stuff into the game donation i should die i’m not i’m not gonna die it won’t happen you will be sorely disappointed if you’re hoping i’ll die now i’ve got some oh my god are you serious there’s three of them yeah uh

Maybe i’ll come back another day you know more people are probably watching this trash than my battlefield videos hey guys by the way i have a second channel eclipse fps i make good content uh you should go watch it it’s better than all of the stuff i make on eclipse see cobblestone

This might be about to be the the end of the run here ow this is gonna hurt for a while that’s my decision i will come back later oh my god bye got him loser see ya no problem see i’m good at games yep pro yba player by the way wasn’t worried

For a little bit nah we’re winning i’m gonna win you’ll see i’m an epic gamer god that’s waiting for i’m not gonna die it won’t happen nah we’re winning i’m gonna win you’ll see stream’s over [Laughter] All right moving on to the next game [Laughter] we’re taking another vote baby this is the most variety stream you’ve ever seen team fortress and end the stream are are uh are close and close and fighting here i hope i have that installed because if i

Don’t i’m going to look like a jackass man 50 of you really don’t want me to be here huh 34 people really voted for dark souls come on clips died in minecraft everyone vote in the stream how long was the minecraft did i play for like 20 minutes that was funny

I love how halo still got shafted 12 votes rest in peace we still need a change condition for this game how about if i run into a bot it ends there’s the big brain that was actually ridiculous and we’re on friggin 2-4 cap the flag of course

Of course of everything i could have been putting it’s this you are joking you want it you got it time to not hit anything i’m the world’s worst sniper you’ll ever see i’m gonna die when yep i’m good at games i’m dead we’re doing good i don’t think this is gonna work i’m

Gonna be honest no more century gun man i’m so good at games am i right i can shoot stationary targets with rockets hell yeah uh oh it didn’t work i suck hey oh i killed someone i have 17 help could you tell that i don’t normally play soldier

Because uh if you couldn’t i would be shocked gotta kill the medic oh no well you know what i killed him so that counts for something right surely oh i got prince let’s go thunk no oh my god that’s a problem i gotta go no

Oh i was doing good if this 2-4 game ever ends then we’ll switch games but it won’t because it’s two-for i’ll try like i’ll do my best i promise but i can’t promise anything other than doing my best and failing rocket jumps i can promise that too oh no oh

I tried all right that’s all you can ask from me why do you guys want me to play yba so bad all the time do you all right real talk to chat how long have you guys been playing yba and do you really never get tired of it i’ve

Been playing for a little over a year i would say now right so like i played for a long freaking time i played all the time no you’re not getting me with that he’s trying to market guarding me we don’t do that oh crit rocket get him

It did not get him but like it’s not like i don’t like yba it’s just i’ve played it for hours and wow that was really bad hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours so it’s like i’ve played it so many times

That uh by the way my air shots are very good i’m good at games oh thank you random crit i played it for so many hours that it’s just like i i can’t play it all the time i just can’t oh no i’m dead never mind thank you pyro ow

I’ve got like no health that should go up here right oh bets on there being like 10th century guns [Laughter] what are they doing yep there’s a sentry gun case in point this might be our chance i’m going i gotta get it this is gonna be like 14 more century guns

Please no century gun you are joking i mean i don’t know what else i expected but i’m gonna be here all day oh now i’m dead god damn it well we lost so does that mean it’s over or is there another round i think there’s another round if there’s

Another round i might die a little inside i don’t think so i really hope okay there’s not that’s the game uh that was horrible take that feedback uh tf team use it well this is the most variety of variety streams that you’ll ever see it doesn’t

Get more variety than this i’ve got i’m cooking something good this time don’t worry something good’s cooking trust me that’s nothing why is that nothing is it something now what what is going on all right this time for sure why streamlabs you all right buddy okay

So this is supposed to be showing you the results of the poll but and on my preview it’s there and then i click it and on the stream it’s not what the hell wait window capture one still exists i thought i deleted that oh i don’t know what’s going on

I don’t know what’s going on but it worked your guess is as good as mine as to why this is happening i really don’t know the stream is dead no matter what from the looks of it here because that top one’s not gonna last very long

That’s all i’m saying i don’t even know what i can use i don’t know what stands are on my main account the stream’s as good as dead at this point and you guys have nothing to blame but yourselves please not aot don’t worry dulce well it

Will only last for all of 15 seconds until someone lags out of a combo and the stream is finished i can’t help but notice that there’s less and less votes every time i switch games i wonder what could be causing that i should just end the stream that

Wouldn’t be very ceremonious would it so do i just like alt f4 out of the match the second someone inevitably lags out of my combo rolly gold experience star platinum nocturnalis planet shaper which i can’t use the world over heaven shadow of the world requiem white snake which i

Don’t really want to use x-car which i don’t really want to use in reaper which i’ve barely ever used so i’ve not used basically any of these uh that’s why they’re over here because i don’t play over here so what are we looking like what do you got for me

Said you weren’t gonna bother with getting broly and then i got it anyway i’m a liar you can’t play it start platinum all right you got it does it work it does work color me surprised they fix it that’d be nice wouldn’t have to restart the game a hundred times i hope

They lag out right off the bat oh they’ve already asked me if they can win for the nocturna’s quest uh the answer is no so i’ve got a minor problem which was i that i like do not play star platinum at all also i failed miserably to avoid the

Time stop but he only used one move so that’s pretty helpful i’m good at video games that’s punishable i have no idea how you get damaged with this this or clear for anyone that’s going to be like what are you doing you’re bad i i am well aware

I know you don’t need to tell me twice i also know that inhale’s hot mega trash so i will not be using that not you can’t do that actually f is the highest damaging thing right if i lose to this like ultra trash can it’ll be pretty embarrassing gotcha

That’s like 80 damage we’re doing nothing we like to see that yeah damage nope could i have done that absolutely not but i did so you know what oh well damn it i wanted the bang gun oh hang on hey guys just so you know i have a time stop

You may not have known by the gameplay but i definitely do have one I’m so bad at this game got him again i keep punishing his surprise with that every time that transcends games because it’s uh i always do that to people in uh what do you call it in yba too block the barrage and use an uncancellable move That’s a lot of damage huh no funny star platinum in the world beat down on here though unfortunately that’s some free damage he hasn’t lagged out of a combo yet so that’s pretty surprising oh and then he quit out let’s go use v no v is bad v does not do as much

Damage as all the other moves i have v doesn’t do as much damage as barrage and v doesn’t do as much damage as f so it’s basically useless if i’m gonna end up doing less damage then why would i use it does more damage than barrage i don’t

Think it does i think barrage does like 60 and the v does 50 something hopefully this guy’s on mobile and they’ll lag out of everything and then i can end the stream oh yeah you can win all right yep you can win can i win win trade win please and they’re gonna quit

Win please all right real talk who’s ever going to say yes to that ever who is ever going to say yes to that that’s ridiculous yeah you can win no hang on i wanna i wanna see if i wanna see if you guys are right you guys might

Be right i did not say i was gonna play dark souls at any point i’m not playing it dark souls sunday’s dead that’s right dark souls sunday right now is a skull that is accurate it’s dead i killed it time to test our theory this is what we do instead of

Just going off of conjecture we actually test things v 51 damage look for that to cool down 66 damage i win and the uh the f does like 80 something so sorry comrades i win this round i definitely tested that stuff before i was like i don’t think so man i’m pretty sure you know a g move exists but that’s the ground slam right

That does 45 i believe which is less than the barrage less than the v and less than the f so why would i use it this is the this is the roblox jojo special where everyone comes in and tells me how to play the game and then

I’m doing it wrong eclipse why don’t you stream anymore roblox jojo you’re looking at it i’m giving you the right answers and i’m getting yelled at g is a good alternative to r but what what am i using r for nothing r does less damage than all of those

That’s not what i wanted to do uh they should remove it for that and because you can what the hell were you thinking comrade come on yeah you are stupid that was dumb pew i actually i don’t think i’ve ever landed that move before he’s dead i should have used the v i

Should have used the v for you guys that’s my bad ow wow that is laggy as hell that’s horrible that gun move is terrible it’s almost as bad as mine how did that hit me that time i got him man star platinum is pretty brain dead huh

I mean fair i also haven’t used time stop at once and i’m starting to think i don’t need it i’m pretty sure sea moon’s like bad isn’t it i did the style points for you he still died though i’m not time stopping i’ll kill him without it i don’t need it

Yeah it’s it’s not me it’s someone else it’s true facts it’s someone else well he’s dead anyway didn’t lag out of combos again can we please get someone to like have eight million ping pretty please all right 500 ping let’s get it come on

I i tried to play like a few days ago and it was nothing but laggy people oh not this this sucks i hope they have no idea what they’re doing does that count what in the holy world the was that everyone just didn’t come out what a game hello

Anyone home what was that all right this is that’s that yeah [Laughter] i’d like an explanation please please what’s going on here what what oh my god um game game move please what’s my thing 327. what is happening here nope no move hit mirage nothing happened i’m just smashing

Oh okay now we got it what is this someone explain this to me if this was okay it’s like bumping itself up to 300 ping but the stream is fine so why is it doing that i’m so confused i i have no words like it look at this oh he broke yeah

Gojo gojo has a glitch where if you accidentally hit f at any point you can’t do anything or not fv because the v is the teleport and it doesn’t work oh oh it was working for a little bit there i thought i might actually get something done uh

Not looking not looking great so far i don’t blame him i i don’t i don’t blame him that was horrible what the was that server you guys fighting in his launch for a super far no but that doesn’t make sense because then i wouldn’t have 50 ping at any

Point there’s some sort of bug or glitch or something that makes it so your ping explodes but i don’t know why did you see that i was at 50 ping and then it just launched itself to 300 for no discernible reason Why You