FIRST TIME PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION! (Mobile)

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to a video good morning how are you today I’m trying something that I’ve never tried before I’m playing mobile Minecraft I’ve Okay I lied I played it for like five minutes a few years ago but right now here in this moment I’m gonna have a new

World a survival world a whole new possibilities air we can breathe trees we can breathe oh there’s me I don’t even have a character oh I can spin so fast use vomits on the screen let’s see can I I can choose a skin oh that’s cool

I want to be a mermaid a beautiful mermaid ooh I can be a tyrannosaurus he has such small little eyes he’s like ah how you guys doing all right well I’ll just be default for now and then I’ll have to download a scan or something later okay this is the first time

Playing this this is exciting stuff create new world let’s call it let’s just call it sad world just the most sad world ever I have like a little tiny stick house and like ah difficulty normal okay okay bonus chest I’ll take a bonus chest no you know what

I don’t need it I don’t need a bonus chest generating world oh my goodness well way to put me in the middle the ocean oh this is quite nice actually okay it’s I I it’ll take me a little time to get used to the controls here I’m just gonna drown while attempting oh

I’m looking straight up at the ceiling how am I supposed to swim or do I just move forward okay there we go that’s not so bad I know I played this years ago and it’s very hard to like click on stuff and to mine things but this seems

Kind of neat how do I mine okay so you press and hold to mine that that’s not so bad it jumps automatically that’s very helpful here I am again playing Minecraft for the 900 000th time could really use that bonus chest right about now I don’t know the crafting mechanics

I’ve never crafted before how fast can I spin around if I see a mob behind me just like oh creeper right it’s not the fastest oh this is crazy I’ve fallen tree I don’t even know that was a thing you could have in Minecraft well here we go it’s got a

Little cherry on top too ah unless it’s just like a giant T-rex turd I just found out those T-Rex’s in the game this entire time how long has it been since you’ve played Minecraft oh there’s a cave I could go down and die inevitably but you know it’s worth a shot I play

Sand I did not mean to do that or let’s try crafting how does any of this work crafting put wood there not bad okay this is this is pretty easy I don’t know how to maneuver this to where I only put one there okay I got a crafting table

Placed dude I’m rocking this I’m feeling excellent right now I got a couple sticks yes boom boom I’m so fast look at me go look at me this is not bad this this feels actually very smooth pickaxe done sword don’t need one yet all right

I got myself a pickaxe I’m an attempt to go down stop can it’s clicking on things I’m gonna attempt to stop jumping on things I’m gonna stop doing what you’re doing just stop everything give me you it’s a little Annoying to mind things I don’t know the building process and my

Thumb is too fat I just have a huge thumb and so it covers up half the screen I’m like I can’t see what I’m looking at because I got a huge Thumb in the way I wonder if there’s a thing I could use instead can use my nose to do

All of the mining there we go very good feeling very good about this I have a problem with mobile games these days and it just is bad because it’s taking my gaming addiction elsewhere where before it’s just at a computer so I’m fine but now I could take Minecraft anywhere on

The road in the sky on a train I literally could take it in the sky I was on a 10 hour flight to Sweden recently I went to Sweden for the Minecraft um Summit which was awesome I got to meet a lot of the the developers and

Creators of Minecraft I was gonna do a big Vlog to like show my experience at Mojang and meeting everyone one and you want to see all the Vlog footage I have here just put it up real quick [Applause] I’m looking for a good place to get food we can get a nice tasty burger and that’s it that is all the footage I got of the five days in Sweden so oh well it is what it is it was so annoying because oh okay well I’m just in the cave now this

Is just something that I have to deal with now oh no I need a crafting table where did I get up where’s my wood go there it is I don’t have a whole lot of anything but we’re gonna give this a shot it was lovely in Sweden but the time zones are

Different it’s like a 10 hour difference and so it was weird for your body to wake up at like midnight and be like all right guys good morning everybody your body’s like it’s time let’s rock and roll and then I’m like no dude it’s midnight let’s not let’s go to sleep no

Let’s party let’s work let’s do it let’s play some games okay I gotta pickaxe and that is literally all I have right now let me get a sword as well I don’t know what it’s like to fight things in here but either way I’m terrified it’s hard

To get used to there we go got a little sword excellent and I have no torches ooh this is nice I was gonna say I have no torches it’s just gonna be Darkness for you it’s 12 minutes of just like a black screen you’re like ah this is very

Exciting to watch Parker thank you ah beautiful iron thank you for being in my inventory it’s weird because I don’t usually you mine in the middle but it’s hard to make your thumb go in the middle of the screen and so it’s kind of over

In the side it’s kind of it’s very odd to me but it works it actually works really well though moving around is a little difficult I might have to get used to that moving around is difficult it sounds like me in real life just moving generally is really hard for me

Got so much coal I could give so many bad kids Christmas presents all right I’m set for life on cold I got a little bit of iron I should probably upgrade my stuff oh man that is a ravine I gotta be so careful I don’t accidentally jump

Down there I’m not very good at maneuvering yet oh careful careful careful I’m gonna play some torches though I’m amazing at it huh I’m like an Olympic torch Placer I see those glowing eyes down there I don’t have a sword in my hand don’t worry about it okay I’m

Gonna hop down there and hop down there get away from me get away watch out you better go down the drain ah poor little itsy bitsy spider okay give me more give me more give me more stick sticks thank you give me all of the Torches that could ever exist

I’m gonna be so careful that nobody comes and finds me looking for diamonds anyone oh that’s scary down there all right you know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna get some iron then I’m gonna drop down that hole and just see what happens thank you for your donation of iron yeah

Where’s all the mining and crafting all I’m doing is fighting and urinating Place get away get away get away get away good weight all right that is the worst wall I’ve ever placed I can’t imagine building in this game this has got to be really tough on mobile okay

Well that’s good enough and by that it’s pretty pretty bad I need a furnace is enough for a furnace oh I got plenty of cobblestone and I’m oh look at that I’m cooking stuff and now I can just hang out and take a break all right you do

Your cooking I’m gonna go take a break now out Minecraft thank you it’s a new song I’m working on it’s called Roblox okay what do you got for me my friend got six loading at seven ingots that’s everything that I’ve ever wanted in my entire how did you

Know did I use all of my sticks oh no I can’t get an iron sword because I use oh I made too many torches I was just too excited about the Torches that means I can’t mine diamonds if I find them but it’s fine we don’t need them we don’t

Need diamonds where we’re going we don’t need to I can’t even make a sword either I am very bad at this game but I can make pants and that’s all you need in life is a good pair of pants there we go looking good Steve no no the pants go

Not in your hand the pants go on your on your legs Steve there we go he loves to hold pants what do you think comment down below what should I make too late already made it but you can still comment down below if you want I want to

Hear from you how you doing you still enjoying your day you were like I was having a great day until Parker uploaded okay here we go here we go careful careful careful I just put two torches there it’s the brightest area that’s ever areaed okay I got a couple more

Iron so I can make a nice little chest plate I would love to find diamonds that’s gonna be so sad because I can’t even mine them you know what I don’t even need your diamonds I just like the way you look your eyes sparkle you look beautiful is that a new haircut diamonds

You’re looking great oh that is scary oh hi little spider you are not looking so good your eyes are not quite as beautiful there we go oh I got a kill yes all right I have to be very careful not to end up in lava which is inevitable I’m so scared right now

Please please no no no no no no don’t go that way oh no no no no no please please no no oh my goodness oh my goodness place a block there oh man that was so close I am not used to these controls just yet okay just for safety

Reasons we’re just gonna put blocks just too many blocks I don’t even need that wood so we’ll put you there in lava because that’s how uh lava works I’m gonna put my crafting table right there uh looking great oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

No everything I’ve ah everything I’ve worked for all like 10 minutes I’ve spent on this Gone Forever This was fun I really enjoyed mobile uh Minecraft I didn’t think I would because it’s hard to maneuver and everything but they fixed it it’s easy to craft stuff it’s easy to