Gab Smolders – Nether fortress time!? – Minecraft [4]

Um oh i didn’t bring any blocks that’s stupid there you go oh i think so it’s dangerous to go alone take this so we gotta try and find another fortress right uh-huh why am i a little one what did i die of uh dysentery was it what the [ __ ]

Was it the time i dropped off the cliff and onto the ground instead of water i asked felix for tips earlier because he’s like a [ __ ] minecraft god at this point but he also told me to turn off nether fog and increase my distance but i don’t

Know how to turn off another fog i felt that in my arms [Laughter] i almost fell to my death oh don’t do it jesus i’m trying to find chunkies another nether fortress chunkies chunky monkeys junkies whoa this looks awesome yeah another baby little vine thingies weeping vines

So it’s like another forest oh yeah this is all new wow oh the nether is scary i see gold we’re not allowed to take it right no i i should be building everywhere i’m going but i really just love the risk reward of parkour it’s gonna bite me so hard in the ass

When we keep going he sounds like a deflating balloon sounds like baby in the morning don’t die i won’t chat don’t worry famous last words now that i finished stardew can i transfer my luck to this game that would be great that would be great it would also help me because i’m also

In this world with you yeah don’t forget you can hold c to look further into the d stars that’s what i’m doing is that what you’re doing right now i don’t do right now hi hi oh the sounds are so scary i don’t like it i want to die Oh he coming i’m hiding bro bro oh [ __ ] the close ones i can’t hit [Applause] oh you got a [ __ ] and died cube face don’t they drop stuff should we check for a loot yeah they dropped tears oh yeah all right you can’t just keep [ __ ] moving and dodging like that all right

Oh loud so scary i ran out of arrows now we’re [ __ ] we’re gonna die he’s gonna kill us i got his attention here he comes oh god there’s two of them oh god got one oh [ __ ] wait can you hear me then they’ll come attack you wait wait

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what i got i had water but it didn’t work uh apparently you also can’t place water in the nether because it evaporates instantly uh well i guess just hitting you over the head with the bucket then helped it really knocked some sense into me

I’m gonna do something scary no don’t die that’s not the scary part it’s biting that line of death there’s death everywhere i don’t like it yep you know when you get like tired and your eye twitches or your muscles sometimes like your nerves oh yeah my fingers twitch sometimes

I don’t not want that to happen right now what’s this this is scary i don’t like this i got basalt basild i was looking for that for two years and started supposed to be battled battles and there’s so much of it i’m so careful oh death

You know what i’m being so careful i think i’m the one who’s gonna die and then you’re gonna be fine yeah no the person the person with the fear of heights looking down that dies from it instead of the person just walking straight ahead i think gandhi said that hmm smart man

Thank you he didn’t actually say that but it’s a great compliment [Laughter] what hi oh hi you being so careful don’t laugh at me safety first yeah i don’t see anything here this place stinks no you’re close hi hi i’m in your head [Laughter] people are right though when they’re

Like yeah you just you shouldn’t oh we should have brought torches actually that would involve thinking Jump out of it no you got it i think i took one too low i thought that i thought it was over i saw like my childhood dog if lava comes and you panic just back up because i have a block ready panic yeah just like you did just now [Laughter]

Oh it’s a hole that wasn’t panic that was um an intimidation display so the floor knew to be afraid of me there she goes opening uh i loosened it for you oh yeah you did all the hard work did we hit him hi i think we just what a

[ __ ] bastard child come here where are your parents real quick you’re trying oh god oh god oh he’s attacking me probably because he killed his child the pig doesn’t like me the big pig oh god oh come home again well the other guys aren’t attacking me so

Have him attack the other ones then have them fight to the death in front of you leave me alone i don’t have a pickaxe anymore he can’t he hit me oh no he can’t hit me oh my god oh my god i’m dead no i panicked i’m never gonna find you you will

It’s not that hard to find where we were we didn’t go very far what a few moments later don’t it’s death over here get out of here i got pants and over to your left like slightly behind your left what see big place over there lots of pigs and darkness oh

Yeah we need to go over there do we though i mean not really but uh it’s much better than this [ __ ] oh my god he’s staring me right in the face this pig wants to kill him he can kill him from there hit him into the lava i don’t have a sword oh

Jesus what he pushed him out i don’t have any arrows left i can’t make any either yeah i can’t hit him goobers no wait wait wait wait stare down oh they’re leaving oh they fell okay um do you have a pickaxe you’re like leaving me but you still have half my stuff

That is factual [Laughter] like some stuff i didn’t know you had a fax machine built into your face oh my god you’re so far ahead i just sprinted across all those trees how the [ __ ] are you that fearless i’m not fearless i’m stupid we’ve been over this

Okay we’re going over to that other place but there are piggies everywhere yeah well i think these are fine the bores are you ready are you are you fired up protect me please give me your war cry ah yeah she’s ready she’s ready i’ve never seen someone more ready

What are these do you think they’ll come and attack you oh yeah oh for sure well maybe not unless you attack them yeah they look rather peaceful just assume that everything in the netherlands to kill you yeah that’s pretty good call including me no i would never on purpose well we made it

Do we get attacked for mining this because i’m thinking maybe we should just dig a hole in it like you asked the question and before you got an answer you just did it yeah i’ll just avoid the the gold good lord i can see fire in the distance and

Everywhere i look i’m insane oh i don’t have a pickaxe come come where i dug you come back oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ah still hit me [ __ ] oh you let the door on fire so i could find it easier i’m eating i can’t eat i’m full

Oh okay oh well just another dance we’re fine we’re fine oh there’s gold here do you want to get it no i don’t want to risk angling the pigs oh oh god i thought that was lava oh [ __ ] it’s just a lantern scared the [ __ ] out of me come to me right here

This place is making me so nervous okay you breathe see go blocks wow hey oh he doesn’t like you should we go oh god he’s he’s very strong he’s very strong oh god yeah i need to eat i need to eat oh god hold on she was one day away from retirement

So that was that um i kind of want to go back and get herself we’ll probably die again but i want to see how much i can remember of going back there [Laughter] well here we go isn’t it nice that i made all these stairs

Yeah i didn’t even die a heck and once and then we went through here it might be faster to actually just go left yeah i don’t know where we made the bridge though oh there it is down there ah my butt oh god how how do you do this

No i don’t i don’t okay okay okay okay [ __ ] yeah we’re not getting that back we didn’t find anything good all i did was waste materials yeah we just need to find yeah we just lost our armor that’s it ow babe our own house is killing me it hurt my legs ow

Ow i’m did we lose all the other iron i thought i put it back i must have taken it no no no we just left it there because we wanted to uh i’ll make like gold boots for both of us so the piggies don’t like come and steal our ass oh right yeah

Maybe we should just go ah she has a boyfriend how is he on fire because he’s hidden in the shade of our house he’s in this tiny little shadow you see this i see it oh there’s two endermen there should we attack them [ __ ] them up make them regret ever coming into this

House wait maybe not until i get back oh okay i’m gonna die i’m gonna die shield sheila oh goddammit hey we got a pearl maybe i should have brought the pearl back actually oh god hey that pearl you have maybe you should put it back in the chest yeah maybe

Oh he’s coming to help they’re just asking for smacking are you gonna make a bridge uh i’m gonna get over it with bennett foddy this looks so scary here i go again on my own gonna build the only bridge i’ve ever known this is so [ __ ] stupid [Laughter]

This is like like lava consumes almost my entire vision below me yeah well if you run out of blocks i have a stack as well because like what’s my game plan here like where am i going just keep going straight we’ll hit the other side eventually yeah the nether’s fun is awesome

Let me give you taters freshest potato man thank you a nun for you smelly bonehead here i go building bridges again use that tension well to be fair i have a higher track record of death right now although none of it from falling yeah if you look at the graph

That somebody is making look at this graph you could hot tourist destination yeah i just like travel places oh you gotta whoa whoa a bunch of sounds this makes me want to play minecraft dungeons again so sugar says makes me want to play minecraft should we try and get this gold no

Oh my god oh i don’t like this what’s hurting you oh i think a brute is here oh [ __ ] off i’m dead oh god i’m out oh god there’s a dude on the bridge oh god i’m going to die again i have two hearts oh you came in without food

Yeah i’m just wasting materials here babe oh don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me [ __ ] [Laughter] i literally can’t fathom how people speak around this it’s like we’re trying to find one well it’s taking us an hour now because they’re not idiots like i am oh i think oh no

No no it’s just it was just a pig man just running are you saying i look like a pig sometimes oh damn i didn’t think anything could get even more roasted in the nether but here i am prime example of the opposite i see you huh

I see you way in the distance you going in the right direction what is tater’s precious do you see me all right oh you just made friends with the pigs you’re chilling i’m a pimp like that i got gold i wanna she got she got them stacks i wanna kill this enderman

If i die now you can get the pearl that’s true i’ll make sure not to look at him just stare at him it’s not his eyes there you go oh In this corner we’ve got gab smolders fighting for her you know you can help right bro i ain’t got [ __ ] i see you i’m coming where’d she go i’m over here i can’t see you where where i’m jumping up and down to your right oh yeah yeah yeah i’m coming Where did we go was it over there i think we went in here oh yeah yeah tell me gabbers do you oh god that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine that’s it’s not fine it’s not fine it’s not fine i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m gonna die

Go get my stuff should i try and get it yeah do you have the pearl yeah okay okay i don’t know where he died though just a little bit in there oh the roots here oh my god i’m stuck immediately i think i think we just need to forget about your stuff babe

We’re bad at minecraft i’ll bring two stakes ah this is so stupid oh god oh [ __ ] push him off oh god [Laughter] I’m doing it i hear pigmen oh god they’re coming oh god there’s a lot go go go now where did you die i don’t know where you died oh there down there see i told you uh i’m just going to be a simple farmer that’s it

The pearl i got the pearl the black pearl i just gotta get out of there real quick hi oh my god oh my god a heart and a half this is much nicer oh [ __ ] you hear her panic you hear her worry i don’t have any of that right now i

Just got tater splashes oh my god this is so much nicer than diet wow look potatoes okay they gave up if only there was like a teleport home thing because how the [ __ ] am i gonna get home now what’s her game plan oh [ __ ] no

We wasted so much we lost like 50 iron yeah god that’s painful bib what should i make i guess a pickaxe do you have stakes uh i put some back in the chest the bottom one okay okay well i have a pickaxe a bed and a map and food

So i guess that’s good i’m off on an adventure go you can have the map if you want nah maps are for squares maps are for nerds [Laughter] oh yeah they’re still stuck here and look out what am i looking at oh it’s a sunflower uh my favorite temperatures are 69 and 420 because i like i like to party look behind you i’m at like seven o’clock yeah i see your face moving

More to your left a little bit stuff oh hey how the [ __ ] am i supposed to see that you’re like a speck you’re blended in oh you want to go in the water i i just brought a boat and i wanted to like hang out you know let’s go nighttime sailing

Look at all these stars oasis oh if we find an oasis we can at least get like the temples and stuff we’re off the map now by the way that’s fine because we’re also off the [ __ ] hizly hook Good morning Oh they’re all awake now they are they [ __ ] hate this door whoa what is this oh oops glazed terracotta oh oh god i heard a cat in game and my heart immediately thinks that bibi is in the room oh bookshelves no where’d he go i don’t have self touch so i’m just stealing

Oh bro they got [ __ ] harry potter in here you bought [ __ ] from him you bought stuff yeah well i found hay bales and then i exchanged it for emeralds it’s a scam [Laughter] these prices are stupid do you want to go to bed yeah let’s come in here oh i’m already down

I’m just sleeping outside well i have a new family member harry poggers he’s trying to get into my bed and the chamber of dubs the chamber of dupskis actually watch out for the chasm i thought you were gonna just run oh no chasm i was actually gonna jump

Into the water and then i was like wait i won’t be able to get back out yeah that would be a pain in my cube-shaped ass [Laughter] hmm there might be something this way well we’re at the desert so we might as well just uh well never mind desert ended [Laughter]

This is so desert oh look forth yeah god that’s a lot of water east of our home is it um chicken hi what the [ __ ] are you doing here are you lost uh could you tell us the closest what the [ __ ] i see land he led us in the right direction

Ocean chicken thank you for your wisdom that’s a good wisdom doesn’t that mean there’s a treasure down there maybe it also just means there’s magma blocks yeah it’s just the chasm you think the water’s cubed are you still in the boat you’re not in the boat wait wait don’t leave me

Oh i mean god damn first thing i first signed up and you were gone i checked it out what if my stomach just rumbled and you’re just like who treasure that’s an intense hunger oh food i forgot we got snacks oh yeah i got a muffin

Oh no stay in the boat no i wanted to jump out there’s zombies back there in the water there’s gold blocks down there oh you sure you don’t want to i’m sure i think we have a our biggest shot is around where our house is because that’s the right volume

What a slime enemy yeah hmm those are pretty rare aren’t they where go oh oh god i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m gonna oh god do you what what i did that what the [ __ ] you killed me oh [ __ ] and i’m in the oh no i’m in the boat

I didn’t know i hate you i’m sorry i’m gonna die too now you’re not home are you no i’m in the middle of the woods oh no here i am where what now it’s your turn where are you look to your right or your left left sorry right a little more oh there

It’s so funny it’s hard to see it’s like my favorite game so far hide and seek yeah i’m in the boat oh you’re in charge now oh i’m in charge oh my god this is so hard wait but how do i oh i can look at the map wow

Isn’t it fun you can press shift to go faster by the way no but i’m already going so fast no shift well whatever your sprint is well you’re in charge now let’s go boys oh kitty i’m chasing you what what’s that cat ran into the fire i think an iron

Golem did as well the cat’s okay though ah i still don’t see it where are we okay look at the map so we went south in a loop last time so now we went north and then oh wrong one i do love taters this time we went north

And then east and then we circled around oh jesus so the desert a lot of water the desert is like the top right area of the map yeah weird so there’s a whole lot of nothing around us oh we have jack-o’-lanterns oh [ __ ] we do oh yeah

Oh i thought you could wear them uh yeah you can uh can’t you no i can’t put it on my head no we have 54 books now oh nice so i guess we should make some bookshelves huh yeah and then two more like you know oh wait we can’t do that oh [ __ ]

I don’t know if these are actually not in the corners okay not in the corners really can make better now it says level there’s level 30 stuff in there so i think we did it oh cool well that’s nice sucking it all in good job i’m gonna put my cactus somewhere

Now i just have a [ __ ] ton of books for no reason this is so cute come look little potted plant oh that is cute um i gold pants now so i’m just gonna wear those special pants [Laughter] all right nether nether nether how do we look up the location

Yeah what is oh let’s go sleep first what’s the command slash locate and what’s the like word we look up when we’re in the nether oh how are we for a fortress stronghold what are they called this chest is a mess 576 336 623 blocks away that’s not too bad

My outfit baby’s farting he’s farting yeah he’s really stinky right now i’ve never smelled a bb fart even co-smell it no i do want to go pee though it smells very musky i am ready i have food and you’re making it seem like we’re going on this like crazy long journey well

Aren’t we not really yeah i mean it might turn into a longer than expected but uh wait i forget the thing now yeah how’d you look it up 576-336 oh [ __ ] uh-oh ah get down patty mr president okay um let’s go across these blues if we can maybe oh god jeepers

Fortress there it is oh yeah oh [ __ ] let’s go okay please tell my nose mr ender ender of the men ender’s last name man oh he’s right here don’t hit him he’s like in my peripherals i think he has to get out of here as

Much as we do oh god there’s so many around us watch out he’s like right next to me they’re so interested in what we’re doing oh god i’m on fire i’m on fire there’s blazes right here yeah i felt it get it get in get in

[ __ ] this uh-huh it off close it off okay actually yeah this is a lot mm-hmm i think we need to destroy one of them and then oh god i don’t trust this we should we should block off the come on in sir ah god oh god get out of here

I got it i got it there’s a blaze around here nice nice okay what a planet we got this we got this how many do we need at least seven to nine nine to twelve i am burning through potatoes best okay i have never seen this places

Nice i thought it said you died there’s like 15 of them out there jesus christ yeah it’s loud okay okay so a four total i survived that holy [ __ ] what oh let’s recover a little bit i’m dead i’m dead oh god grab my blaze rods i could maybe grab

Obsidian and flint and steel come to you and we’ll just make a portal on the spot that could work yeah make it down here yeah but i need to get obsidian first you hold tight oh i’m trying are they right outside here babe maria has fallen oh no

Well i used like the last of our stuff to make a bucket if this works though that would be so cool okay oh behind you oh scared me the music is epic in here it’s going oh should we just um okay here’s one pickaxe should we just make it into the wall here

So like should i just put it down here two blocks uh yeah just build it in here however okay um let’s put it here so like two down here right yeah and then then one there one here and then you get out of here and then three right on top of it

Uh yeah um like that i forgot the map that’s fine yeah we have the location where does it bring you out uh in a [ __ ] mine really i’m in some kind of shaft [Laughter] oh god i’m going back in yeah oh it’s night time we can go up the water

Oh nice i get more blaze rods bro where the [ __ ] are we uh how deep underwater are we what the [ __ ] i just barely made it out oh my god we are never gonna find this oh wait we are we are at 4560 by 2732 oh what a [ __ ] ordeal

Well you wanted some excitement i wanted blaze rods and something to happen but and thank god you wish you had oh babe this is so fun oh wait yeah ah this is so much more peaceful though yeah now that i’m not burning to death i did want to stay and get

More because we might actually need more but i mean we can always i have the portal location written down so we can find this again yeah i think it’s easier to get here in the normal world than to get there in the nether again that is true this is just a magical boat

Journey away you wanna sleep first oh my god you didn’t die did you no i set a respawn point but the villager won’t let me sleep my bed there’s creepers everywhere just hide in the house babe just hide in the house don’t die but the creepers don’t die yeah but still

You okay everything yeah yeah no i’m good oh my god we have so much valuable stuff on us you just want to run through the forest at night yep i don’t like it i see a glow in the distance i see our house i just went way too far holy moly macaroni

Oh my god This was an adventure let’s never do it again oh my god we made it i think it’s almost morning though the sun is coming up sleep now sleep now go go minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft does this still work are you ready oh my god [ __ ] yes

Well we got some blaze rods i guess look all this time in the nether huh i was never worried look you see this face no see this face oh wait this is a smoker does this look like the face of worry no it looks a fake face pog champ [Laughter]

Well you did very good you’re a better fighter than i am for sure i don’t know if we can really say that when i also died many many times entertainment there’s nothing outside wait where should i put it up i can’t hit him he keeps running after you

I’m going i open the door [ __ ] [ __ ] i got him did you get a pearl no what the [ __ ] is the point oh i did i did i did [Laughter] oh we have six now [ __ ] yeah that’s epic that was a lot of energy i kind of just

Got in the water you would have died you got to turn your failures into comedy otherwise it’s just a failure you take this arrow thank you and you take this smooch oh thank you uh i think i’m done yeah oh god that was that was a stressful one

That was uh that’s the opposite of podcamp um annoying savage yes oh god well [Applause] you