Hermitcraft 9 Ep 38: This Is My Craziest Episode Ever!

Well hello there and welcome back to the wonderful worlds of Hermits and crafting where for the lion through our theme park base here in Skyland but in today’s episode we’re gonna fly out of our base because it is finally time to finish a project we started five months ago and

Boy do I have some fun surprises pertaining to that you are gonna love it but we probably should address the incidents that’s kept me on the server and hiding for a little while that’s right plural incidents free diamonds yeah basically this is free diamonds yep we destroyed Doc’s Borg machine and we are

I know Green we’re in so much trouble that’s why I’m hiding amongst armor stands to blend into my natural habitat but that’s not the only incident that has happened here on the server in the last week I was involved in another thing roll the clip [Applause] Wherever I go there is destruction as I was just out for a fly to play TCG at the pyramid with cub and I thought I would just Hawkeye B-Dubs as I flew by instead I kill the loamora who is a nomora and I feel so bad for Abu dubs oh

I can’t believe I did that I cannot be trusted but there’s actually more and this time it’s self-inflicted that’s right you know what’s Behind These doors oh the entire storage system is destroyed that is right I logged out well it was going by accident completely ruining the system and I am

Now swimming through mine carts I do not know what to do because the whole system looks like this oh boy so how’s your week going hopefully it’s going better than mine here who I’ve created two enemies here on the Scarlet security alert board these two smiling fellas doc touched his redstone

And B-Dubs by the way is six two everybody tell them that please kill this day one horse who is a low Amore who is a noamora and yeah I actually got to put this hat up there now because I can’t even be trusted with my own self

That’s right you can’t trust me with my Redstone or anyone else’s okay it is time to show a doc the incident I think green and I now have a plan and we’re gonna butter him up show him the gift and then Escape through the escape hatch we made it’s a foolproof plan like

I’ll be happy hey let’s be nice to your fellow hermit week or so what is going on what do you mean we’re always this nice we’re always so nice we’re always really nice oh did I mention that you’re handsome oh my God how did this happen

Ing too many times I’m sorry it’s my fault how what uh this should be how can you even blow that up it wasn’t it wasn’t Korean Oscar proof give it a bang give it up Scott made one get a scar made one look here yeah give

It away yeah oh God no no no wait so you clicked it too fast I guess or what I clicked it once and then clicked it again I mean surely no creeper blew up here also right I mean you never know I mean there is a hole in

The ceiling I mean who’s who’s to say what happened or who’s to blame but the point is we did our best this is the way to say sorry it’s a peace offering peace you know it all started when green touched my Redstone I didn’t touch it

Yeah look at those fun fun things inside that box they’re wonderful oh my gosh um while he gets worked up should we uh yeah yeah I think uh we’ll see you later have a great time oh oh God I’m out of rockets I’m out of Rocket Square oh my God

Did it work did the prize offering work I think I think it helped I think it helped he did he didn’t know how to feel it was the compliments and the gifts it confused his feelings from anger oh my gosh I think that may very well have worked we distracted him with gifts

Compliments and hoping to distract from of course the destruction of his redstone at least it gave us enough time to escape with our lives through the hatchway and to scatter into the world let me know in the comments do you think I’m safe I’m not entirely sure you let

Me know but I’m not gonna turn my back as we work on the Hawkeye headquarters that is right as I said we started this project long ago but never got a chance to finish it and I’ll tell you this it was well worth the wait because I’ve got

Some big surprises coming to this build and I’ll give you a sneak peek Hermits will be able to put up headshots signed headshots of of hot guy and they’re shirtless but anyway I can’t be looking like Mr Rogers working on this project we’re gonna need to

We’re gonna need to uh yeah burn off our clothes and look the part oh my we look good I have been Gathering a whole lot of resources to make this project happen you can see some fun little sneak peeks at all the things that are going to come

To the interior best of all we’re gonna have a reflective floor resources in hand it’s time to start working on the Hawkeye HQ now I’m gonna bring back a building technique that you haven’t seen since hermitcraft season five and we’re on season nine now the problem is we’re

Going to have to make tipped arrows and I have no idea how to do that so let’s with the landscape together and uh best of all we’ve got our found all set up and ready to go and that is the start of this cool building technique that I’m

Reviving from the past I got some super air on that one anyway we need to figure out how to make tipped arrows and the first place one would think they would go to for tipped arrows would be the Fletching table but you would be wrong as this block as Cub has pointed out

Many times does not actually work it is basically a decorational block it’s worthless so Cub has given me instructions go to his shop and buy things yup that’s basically what he said but this is how we do it we need to make a lingering potions I didn’t know how to

Make a lingering potions but I’ve got the arrows all set up and ready to go so we need to pick out our potions that we want these two are perfect because they match the Hawkeye colors we place those splash potions into the brewing stand with the dragon’s breath and biome we’ve

Got lingering potions these need to be converted of course and now that we have our lingering potions we can throw them inside the crafting bench and buy them we’ve got ourselves some tipped arrows these are so obscure there’s not even a crafting recipe alright I’ve been teasing you long enough with this let’s

Get to business so we’re gonna shoot our lingering arrows or our tipped arrows that is onto the Slime and as you can see they’re starting to bounce now let’s mix in a little bit of orange to get the full Hawkeye effect but you can see that

We’re starting to mix in a little orange a little bit of the teal together now let’s look at this from afar and biom but there we go it is working let’s go Zuma thank you you showed me this way back in hermitcraft season five and it still works today I think it looks

Perfect not only is it an arrow which fits the Hawkeye aesthetic but it also has the perfect color scheme the orange and the blue or teal that is that fits the color uh palette of hot guy what do you think this was worth it right this is amazing

What a majestic beautiful sight that is anyway guys time to work on the interior I gotta stop looking at that it truly is mesmerizing but it is time to open the giphy shop Heat oh my gosh oh what’s going on in here why is there TNT don’t move this

Oh my gosh some somebody this doesn’t look real this isn’t real somebody somebody put this here to get a jump scare out of me and they were successful they were successful I think they’re uh I think their name might be related to a bear yep

Yep in a baseball team this is this has Cub’s name written all over it Well Done Cub you did get a jump scare out of me well done all right where were we Ah that’s right what is the Hawkeye HQ lore that’s right lore time so this structure

Here is a real superhero HQ that’s kind of turned into a HQ for Public tours and selling the general public side autographs of hot guy hot guy is kind of like a washed up 80s superhero that’s now just more interested in playing volleyball and selling autographs than

Doing crime fighting at the moment you know he’s just relaxing living his best life before we get started on the Hawkeye HQ we gotta take a trip that’s somewhere we’ve never been and that is further than we’ve ever been here in the nether hey and can you guess where I’m

At have you guessed yet we are here where beef makes the TCG cards and this area is amazing I love seeing these from above but why we’re here is because beef has allowed us to make some non-playable decoration hot guy cards which I’m so excited about so now we just need to

Rename these so nobody uses them as real cards this is a display model Hawkeye only thank you beef for the decorations but I will show you the real hot guys that I have been trading for and opening packs for I may or may not be trying to

Uh Corner the market I’m not joking I do have a quarter on the Hawkeye Card Market look at those beautiful cars here in the alter ego pack I traded this one I think the first one was from Azuma the second jevin and the third was from a

Pack opening and I’m gonna keep trying to collect as many Hawkeyes as I can enough playing with toys we’ve got work to do so our first order of business is the interior so pop ourselves at interior to give us a feel for the color the textures and the general theme that

We want to go with with the rest of the building so we got some fun wall texture art there receptionist desk welcoming our guests in a surveillance camera a very sparkly and three-dimensional ceiling above bringing that light down and of course a super cool security system here to keep them villains at Bay

And I think this very well might be my favorite a very reflective and shiny modern floor but that wall right there could use some Hawkeye artwork before I show you the artwork please give hoffen the artist behind everything you will see today some love their link to their

Twitter will be in the description and they took my concept and knocked it out of the park with their incredible skill and creativity and without further a delay here it is oh I’m so excited to show you this okay here it is you can see it in your hand right isn’t it

Looking basic but unintentionally you can actually put this on your head and it becomes if he comes a billboard oh that is so good but that’s not what this is for no this is wall art that’s right this is wall art beautiful wall art oh my gosh it looks so

It looks amazing oh my gosh finally seeing it in the world now just makes makes this absolutely perfect the long wait of months to get this done like this whole build and then getting the art done is so worth it it’s signed to be kind of the motif of those

Celebrity headshots of them looking passively into the distance with their hand on their chin and the big signature well that is the concept and Hoffman knocked it out of the park and this will definitely lure in Hermits to shop here at the HQ this is how I Envision a

Hermit walking down the streets of the shopping district um Herman Herman Hermit Herman Herman why is there an enormous shirtless man here I must investigate and you come in to the Hawkeye headquarters here and now you’re intrigued you want to go on a tour of the facility and buy the Hawkeye

Merch so with that we’ve got to start working of course on the interior here and I’ve got a lot of ideas so let’s swirl them into reality and now we’ve got something pretty special let’s start at the very beginning here in the security and receptionist area so of

Course this is the Hawkeye facility open to the public lore wise so you gotta pass through security into the facility and we have a target practice area and the Hawkeye gift shop so that we have a place for all the items I’m about to show you that we’ll sell here we have

The arrow fountains on all the sides looking super cool and of course a Haka it gets a bullseye every time so this is the elevator this will take us up to the different floors and we only have two but we have more floors coming so on the second floor that’s

Where you can buy the Hawkeye bow and you can enter the Hawkeye office where of course velocity lessons will take place so I’ll bring my Prospect in here I’ll teach them about the velocity and these are areas for more decorations and future expansion areas for the facility

And to the left right here is the suit up area and this is where the Hermits can come and buy actual Hawkeye a bows to really fuel the power of the Hawkeye and of course as an up charge around here you can get velocity lessons in the

Office and of course a private entrance to the volleyball court yep I’m aware of the moving floor I will fix that comically bad but to make up for it it’s time to show off the other items we are going to be selling here in the Hawkeye headquarters and this is one right here

We’re selling calendars that’s Hawkeye of course in his volleyball suit and we have signed and non-signed calendars so there’s a different little Rarity to those ones and of course we’ve got Hawkeye in action and that particular one and this is one of my favorites here this is this is a sign to autograph

Um Hawkeye for your wall and I think these are absolutely amazing once again Hoffman out yourself on these These are so so good something cool about these is that you can kind of play around with the dimensions of them by just putting half slabs and stairs across here and it

Gives it an extra Unique Look oh this looks so cool now we need something for up here I don’t know what to put up on that wall but this wall is absolutely perfect stop everything I’ve got to show you something I was giving Etho a tour of the you know the completed building

As it stands here and apparently this triggered him having the lights flash along the security system he said and I quote I hate it when Builders do this to Redstone oh it was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a very very long time he said a typical Builder lagging lacking the

Server with their flashing lights I mean what else are you honestly going to do with this block but make beautiful decorational blocks remember when I said I wanted to get a corner on the Hawkeye Market well I’ve been doing a little bit of trading here hold on where are they

Ah here they are I now have six hot guys I’ve only unlocked one of these from an actual pack opening the rest of them I have done some serious training and we can now sell these in the HQ can you do me a favor and count how many times I

Have said Hawkeye in this episode I have got to be pushing over a hundred times so count out many and put it in the comments well at least wait till the end of the video because there is going to be a lot more at this point and welcome

To the Hawkeye office here and this of course is where permits can come and I will teach them the power of the Velocity what’s the velocity you may be asking well that is how you get a one Arrow insta death with a bow and arrow and I’ll teach them the power of the

Velocity and of course this is the office I’m really really proud of this I think it has a really fun kind of human element that feels lived in like it’s an actual living office and we have some display cases of course with the volleyball from the Hawkeye The Siege

That was the royal audition tape for Hawkeye if you haven’t seen it check out my vods channel good vods with scar is my favorite thing I’ve done this entire season we have some really special Wings in this glass case and on this side here we have a TCG Hawkeye card and of course

It’s in a vault that has like a really fun you know three-dimensional look to it that is the display card by the way that’s not an official one and then behind here of course we’ve got some of the artwork we have another TCG card that’s a display model we have a glow

Because Haka is international another volleyball we of a beast that I slayed we have a glamor shot oh AI the original Hawkeye bow a very special arrow and yeah I think this came out really really cool as I said Hermits can come here and write their names in the book and we’ll

Set up a time to teach them the power of the Velocity here in the Armory I still don’t know how much to charge for the bows so let me know in the comments how much I should charge and by the way we are only going to make 10 of these so

Factor that into your decision after something like six months the Hawkeye HQ is finally done and I can’t be more happy to have it interior to this building so it is not just a hollow shell so let’s go on a tour we have our beautiful fountain in the front here

Luring Hermits to the Hawkeye HQ and of course Hawkeye himself bringing you right inside the building now there are quite a few signs here that I’ll do off camera gonna write all the stuff that we need to convey to get people to come into the door and you remember like old

Old 90s movies it felt like James Bond or any like Heist movie everything had red lasers right little red lasers that you had to like jump over Mission Impossible or something along those lines it was always you had to jump over the red lasers well that’s actually the inspiration for this little security

Thing here and of course we have our Arrow of fountains on this side some little doodads here just to give the room a little bit more texture of course we have our Hawkeye challenge over here looking super fancy be fun to rig this up so we could actually get high scores

But as you can see this area is complete and that is the gift shop these are the real TCG cards so a Hermit who wants to buy one of these cards can break the glass and then pick up the Hawkeye card and then pay for it and then leave so I

Think that works out really cool that you get to break the glass as it makes it a little bit more special I feel like and it’s just attached to Invisible item for armor stand that is so they can just pick this right up once the glass is

Broken and uh yeah I’m gonna work on the prices so you let me know maybe what should I sell these for I feel like the hot guy signed um portraits should be rare and more expensive than the non-side ones but uh yeah so these are the real

Um TCG cards now you’ll see some of the ones on the upper area those are just the display models and of course Hermits can come up here as I said before and get their velocity lessons and sign up for it love this room and of course they

Can get their bows and suit up in this room and I’ve actually got a lot more ideas for the HQ that I haven’t even got to yet that’s right this episode took so long I didn’t even get to some of the other floors we’ve got more things

Coming up here and yeah this just makes me really really happy that this is no longer just a shell of a building here on hermitcraft it actually has a heart and a soul and I hope you enjoyed and until next time this has been good times

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