I Upgraded The PERFECT Alchemy Machine in Potion Craft

Oh yes it’s time again my friends to collect a bunch of different herbs and create the world’s most powerful Alchemy products things we’re making we’re making Alchemy things and this person’s like hey I wanna oh boy we gotta we gotta build something uh abundant cave

Ooh guarded by a bug a huge one of the shell like Stone we can’t beat it give us a potion and I’ll Pierce this shell and you’ll get more Stones I mean will this one do it I mean it’s a weak potion of stone skin production wild growth

Slipperiness and fire I’m just making all sorts of weird ones does this one work no of course not but it looks cool now my man’s like hey really need you to make some cool potion up I’m guessing poison might do it also acid might what

Is that one like looks like a fart I mean it could be just like straight fire too if we make our project go left and we put in some of these crunch them up nicely collect that little totem thing it’s not a totem it’s a book but you

Know what I mean oh we’re gonna dodge it are we gonna Dodge it we might not Dodge it and then we’ll use a thorn stick to go right through give it the old mixity mix mix oh balls I totally messed that up but you know what I’m just gonna make

The potion and I’m hoping it works yeah fire huh fire doesn’t Pierce shells what wood well that fire doesn’t I’m guessing exploding will give me some exploding juice I also have like nothing that can go up to the Northwest except uh blood Ruby which is really expensive and I

Don’t want to do that so we got to do this the old-fashioned way a little bit up and to the left and then we’ll go to the left using a flame weed and we’ll go back up using one of these and eventually oh boy we’re gonna wait ah

Okay we’re gonna do that mainly because I just want that XP oh delicious experience that actually could work because we don’t have to have tier three or anything we can just do that and be like ta-da I made you an exploding boy and he’s like Yay you made me an

Explodey boy how it worked hot dang oh no he brought me his Goods oh boy all right so we got some Frost sapphires we got fire these are expensive we’re just gonna buy all of these hey go with them and say hey bud you owe me uh oh wow wow

Wow hot dang am I not doing well okay we got it I was just clicking because I could click oh you know what fine we’re gonna give me an extra hundred dollars because I like you you have a nice beard ah my clicky finger totally is not used to playing the game again

But there’s Gandalf with the young Gandalf this young Gandalf’s like oh we need a potion that’s got a whole bunch of weird things with uh additional effects and like friend I’ve got the perfect thing for you I don’t know why you want a potion of all that garbage

But we’re clicking the button all right we’re gonna go herbs I gotta I gotta figure out how to play again and this is super easy Bingo another 200 I can’t sleep I do have something that can help you with that no never mind I I had other

Thoughts too I mean the Sleep potion was in the water map right and I did save that recipe so I can give you a nice sleepy never mind we don’t have any Druids Rosemary but that healers Heather that’ll do the trick hot dang is that a good one I just keep smashing that

Grinding it up then we can go right down to there so beautiful job in the neighborhood won’t you be my neighbor now is when things get tricky we have to make sure we get this as a three because then we get more more money and that’s

Really what I care about right now I don’t care about your sleep apnea or whatever’s going on I just care about your coin got it and ta-da it’s sleepy time oh okay I’m gonna try this one again yep just looking good looking great okay an extra six dollars not worth it but worth

It oh hey buddy it’s a top quality Mushroom Man how was your Memoir coming along great finish the chapter but my travels to the north I accidentally fell into an icy crevasse I don’t know how to say that word I spent three days getting out of it I left off snow mushrooms they

Don’t taste great but full of nutrition and funny colors yeah he also has fun things for me like mushrooms do we have any of those we do have 11 of the mushrooms so I’m gonna buy a buttload more I’m gonna buy some these I’m gonna buy these ones I don’t really ever use

Those though but I’m gonna buy them anyway and if those went to the Northwest instead of the South East ish I would probably buy those two but I have 48 of them all right we’re gonna haggle this fella okay we’re gonna try it oh boy I’m doing so bad again

Okay we can’t click poorly all right you know what I’m done doing that tier four today a certain Alchemist sold me a potion was that me did I accidentally send you a potion that gave you the squirts you know what it makes me wonder on I don’t remember right now but the

Oil oh yeah the oil’s right there it’s literally right down there so oh okay yeah yeah yeah I mean I could make this with some good berries or even just a single life Leaf how cool is that and I don’t even care about a tier three because one life leaves Sarah the cheap

And we’ll just go with the tier one we’ll give her the old Smash and then we’ll finish that pot and be like hey girl here you go she’s like Yay motion to help you hunt better I don’t even know what that could be brightness Frost protection there’s stinky thing there’s

Muddy one I don’t even know do we need to go do an exploration trip again I don’t want to go north because I don’t have any of those but we can go northeast we’ll Splash that in we’re gonna get right next to the circling thing we’re gonna spin around you spin

Me okay there’s something literally right up there that seems good to me there you go give it a little stirster and then we’ll slab some more through shoot maybe we’ll go north instead yeah yeah yeah so much xp it’s the way I like it okay we’re gonna go northeast now um

That’s what I’d like to see again cool so I don’t know what this one could be but we’re gonna check it out all right lightning weak potion of lightning but we do need the lightning protection which I’m guessing is opposite to the opposite day somewhere down here there

Could be like lightning protection I don’t really know let’s take a hard right and see what we can find over here because there’s lots of XP bubbles for us somewhere over here will be is that a line it could be a line there might be something up there let’s just take a

Trip in our favorite rocket ship magic mushrooms okay I see another one here I think I can make it under that oh again totally I totally forgot that I can uh use the oil and then we can dip ourselves back just a little bit beautiful that works ta-da

And oh I don’t want to go through that can we go north and east of course we can we got the stinky shrooms all right we’re gonna stir next to it we’re gonna take a ride on the scooter man I just want to get up there cool and then I

Have no idea what this would be so let’s just try to get ah come on hey that’ll work plus I get to collect more books and I love reading mainly because it gives me more XP points all right number one with cheese anti-magic huh okay I have no idea where

To go now I feel like I’m a long way away so why don’t I kind of adventured down come on oh yeah we got the big one okay and we are at the edge of the world so that’s kind of neat that’s perfect we’re just gonna float on the edge of

The world here for a while all right there’s another potion here so if I can yeah not I mean I didn’t mean if I can yeah and then if I can like do things properly for once all right that’ll work we’ll do that we’ll potion back a little

Bit we’ll stir a little bit we’ll potion back a little bit good and then we’ll stir stir stir good we’ll potion back some where’s this other one at right here okay excellente with cheese don’t get me broken good we’ll go down look at us being the big smart

Oh my goodness what kind of potion will you give me come on be something cool shrinking huh all right whatever I guess we’ll continue on our trip South the yearly migration because it’s cold outside I totally want to collect whatever that thing is on the right oh that’ll work oh

Sweet Jergens there’s some good ones down here isn’t it jerkin like a mush uh a pickle or something like sweet Jerkins means like sweet pickles not finding any other potions though oh speak of the devil there’s one right there all right back we go you think I can get right on

There oh that’s so close got so far away got it all right what do we get this one oh Rejuvenation interesting all right I do want to go get this one oh we’re at the bottom of the map now so I guess we hang a hard left we can do one more

Potion flame weed that’s expensive stuff oh and it leveled up nice I have four Talon points I would like to get a haggling five I mean hang League two for ten but eh let’s get the map radius because that’ll help us find this thing right there oh I gotta go North to

Alaska we go north the rushes on wow that actually kind of works it might not work because that swamp is gonna take us down yeah that’s okay if I just pour in this it should bring us back and voila we get a acid protection interesting that’s totally not what our man wanted but

We’re still looking I mean maybe I’ll just broom a strength potion and call it good like hey bro here you go be strong and stuff it’s like yeah I love that and then there’s the lady who wants to fire what any a lantern that won’t start a

Fire if it breaks what does that mean I need a lantern that won’t start a fire if it breaks okay I’ll just give you a light potion then here you go quit whining excellent do you have anything that’ll make my clothes protect against the cold

I sure do no I’m not gonna do that this one might be fun though light frost protection stench I’m guessing that’s Frost protection right it has to be frost protection so I mean that one would work if it was pure Frost protection all right let’s see where that is right here Frost

Protection all right we’re gonna go on a trip to the West again I’ve gotta admit that this is a very very dangerous Trek but I should be able to do it with sheer levels of perseverance and minor levels of stupidity okay I still need to go down more

Mm-hmm see I don’t know why I bought those silver shelves they don’t like them that could actually do all right this could work we’re gonna try this one it might be a broken potion but Packer yep that’s a broken one you know if I were smart I’d use the teleporting ones

But it doesn’t go far enough so we’ll just brute force it and then try to get that tier three I’m not gonna get it are you kidding me not high enough up really come on game I need to be just a little bit oh I totally messed

It up now okay this will take me up slightly there we go there we go yes this is expensive so you got to give me everything that is 500 that’s not bad oh that’s also not bad these are Big I can click big things I did say that I’m

Never again going to do the tier 4 ones but guess what we’re going tier four because I want lots of money I got 27 more dollars worth it and another Talent Point sweet I feel like the best idea is to sleep for the night and once we wake up we can collect more

Mushroom juice and then maybe find somebody else to poison uh I need a glue for an invention can you make some I can this one have glue in it here you go it worked the next person wants a potion of wild growth and there’s a ton of

Experience for us to gather so we’ll break out the fun ones and do sweet loopty Loops I knew that would work pretty well and then we got to go straight down just a little bit that should do it neat and there’s no way I can get a tier three on this because I

Haven’t figured out how to turn my vial yet really I mean is this does this work oh okay the void cell doesn’t turn it it just deletes stuff all right so we’ll call this one good potion of wild growth is yours and this dude straight up needs

Citronella how do I give you citronella you know what screw you I don’t want to do that one and now Mushroom Man Randy Travis is back more mushrooms there we go I need some of these and a lust mushroom you know what screw it we’re buying everything

We’re going haggling mode oh good I can click these buttons real hard see how good I am paying less money beautiful so I’m guessing I need to actually make another salt like there’s the void salt but it’s not working right so I need to get like a

Moon salt or something I thought that was in the game and I have the Albedo yeah it’s the reagent for creating Citron citronella and moon salt so I’d have to create this thing next we would put that down in there oh that’s super scary and super expensive we have

The shrinking we have the potion okay we can make most of these but I really just want to make lightning protection right now there is a potion here that we haven’t found I’m gonna try to guess it so there’s explosion and lightning maybe like explosion resistance this is

Ridiculously hard to navigate around to by the way there’s so many things in here so we’ll just swoopy swoop all the way down and that actually kind of functioned properly all right we got to make this I’m not gonna make it uh Stronger I just need to

Know what it is oh lightning protection nice that’s not what I was thinking it maybe it is because Lightning’s there so it’s on the opposite oh and there’s acid protection interesting all right well I mean I need that to finish chapter four so that’s cool uh now we need to advance

The Alchemy machine and buy the moon so I figured something was going on with that I also don’t know what this guy needs so I’m just gonna make him a regular Mana potion and that could work and then maybe it’ll shut up and leave

Me alone here we go buddy oh I knew it would work I’m a genius all right here we go ready missed okay 24 I’ll take that it’s gonna take a lot of cash to get me the next tier of the Alchemy machine I want to

See a cool trick I learned once if we do a little bit of that watch this you ready I know you’re super excited we’re gonna do a little stir stir like this and then watch this one boo yeah we’re gonna sneak straight around that poison

Area and I do want to go up but we need to create a potion of frost protection for the frost breathing dragon so if I come down here that’s something I never thought I would ever say professionally but I’m glad that I do okay we’ll do that in here

Oh no oh no no oh no big no hard no big nope big scary nope nope we’re gonna have to take a little detour because these potions are expensive okay that worked that was what I was what I wanted that was my plan I was gonna do that

Anyway you guys just uh I was making a joke there perfect left I really don’t like this swamp by the way smells bad oh that’s perfect how did you know these work please work ah not quite perfect okay we got a tier one I don’t

Need to turn it at all so let’s try getting it up again like this could work maybe we don’t even need to do that let’s try this one okay we need to go past and then backwards again easy does it come on Blitz you can do it pave the

Way put your back into it nice and ta-da okay we’re haggling that all right I can do this I can do it nice yes to help with intimate Affairs I have just the thing one of these Tada Tada is right oh yeah big money big money big money good another day has

Been completed we also have three Talent points I could use that for alchemical alchemical All chemical whatever that word is but I’m not going to I’m going to sleep for the night instead so I can collect more treasure whine about having to make some more potions and you’re

Gonna want to sell me this aren’t you and I’m not gonna be able to afford it oh crap I straight up needed 16 600 money without haggling but I’m gonna buy all these instead because I’m financially irresponsible there’s the word I was looking for oh this is actually super easy nice okay

So I need to make up a ton of coin in order for him to come back so that’s what I’m gonna do all right so I’ve gone through like four more days collecting some more stuff and I made up a bunch of money and I’m hoping

That that’s the person who is going to sell us the stuff for the Alchemy machine but instead this lady just wants a potion of Mana so I’ll be like and then bubbly bubbly Hagley Hegel and give me even more cash it’ll be perfect I promise oh I missed the thing oh oh no

Why do I was doing so good and then I started talking and then I can’t chew gum and play video games whatever that saying is there’s a way to make your nose bigger though and I have just the thing a potion of enlargement I only have one of

Them available so you better give me a lot of money and that’s good oh also this is nice look at this look at look at those clicking skills 997 dollars to make your nose bigger I wonder if that’s how much real plastic surgery costs I need a potion of fire

For my next experiment do you sell those what effect isn’t enough I want additional also no lust mushrooms but I do have this one available healing poisoning and fires that were ah I would give it to you I know you want it I’ll be real though like I’m super bored of

Making fire potions because that’s all I’ve been doing so you don’t get one but I do get some beautiful goods from her I’ve been using a lot of these and these are always nice and these are always nice those are stupid expensive I don’t really use these or those so I don’t

Care and that’s just awkward but blood Thorns are good so I had a lot of money and now I don’t because I’m broke oh oh oh no oh yes that was awesome it was the button clicking Master there so this person wants a potion to get rid of wrinkles

And we had one that was like Rejuvenation or something right that’s what this one is I’m guessing if I can make my way all the way over there this thing’s gonna be worth a lot of money kind of want to take my little self on a trip down this Lane because there’s lots

Of XP over here so if I go slightly to the right then I can slap in some life Leaf to go down even further then I give it the old stir sturdy mix mix and collect some good stuff now do I want to go here and down or down in here I’m

Guessing there’s more here to the right and water Bloom’s super cheap so we’re going this way this is actually beautiful I really like this you’re probably saying Blitz why are you going into that swamp oh don’t worry my friends we have ways to get around that swamp we’ll just pull it back slightly

Yeah see how nice that is see how big brain I can beat when I want to although I will admit this thing is like ridiculous honestly hard to get to and the potion failed so that’s fun all right this is looking good this is looking good I need a tier three potion

Of rejuve right now because this lady’s wrinkles are not going to be good for her okay it’s so close yet so far away I’ve used so many stupidly expensive potions up and I did it potion of Rejuvenation we got a Notch Apple here how do you like this thing oh yeah 571

That’s not very expensive so pay me more oh boy I’m having a hard time with a little clicky click okay we got this we got this we got this five okay seven seventy seven six two two six seven twenty six that’s the words I’m looking for all right I like these I don’t

Really use them much ooh Shadow Central okay you know what words are hard right now so let’s just buy everything that’s cheap do a little bit more haggling oh great my Hegel button is broken oh oh those are so small but I got it for half price now I’m hoping today is

The day where the man lets us buy the Alchemy machine oh boy okay can I afford both I might be able to if I get my haggling good this could be very very nice for us we can get both of them oh okay we got a Hagel we got a tier

Four Hagel here I’m ready for this I this could be the biggest fail ever or it might actually work okay we can get down 5 000 more that brings me down to how much 5000 bring it down to nine thousand I could afford that and these things are

Bigger so I can click better or we can get six thousand which would make it a half price hmm these are smaller though let’s do for the bigger ones we’re just gonna try to win this uh-huh just click the buttons properly good good good good yes oh I got them

Both I got them both I’m so excited I’m now I get to create a moon salt I don’t even know how but this thing looks crazy there’s the moon salt and I tell you what that’s gonna be something for us to do in the next episode wow we actually bought the full

Machine that’s incredible and these things look extremely hard to do so thanks for watching keep your stick on the ice we’ll catch you next time I’d like to thank this month’s channel members and patreon supporters including autote Ben Dickie J Teddy hippius Destructo man General Harris Trent m Joe B codino

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