JOKO – this minecraft server is CURSED

Don’t what a photo Somebody said our chests look dehydrated I got recognized in a Mexican restaurant last night oh they do what I do I was I’m sorry i was putting how home screen Cohn our spear picot oh you just heard some mining our house I have this side be like have like water features and

Stuff yeah you’re trying to do that I can be your devil or there’s angle type [ __ ] you don’t [ __ ] like a finer devil or your Ambilight superior architectural prowess to the meme don’t you dare can you say the word for me and my troglodyte gang did you just blow up

Our step so you can blow up again by the way what I [ __ ] warned you like dude where you can’t sprint in this game it’s so hard to get away it’s so difficult is there anything I should know before I hop on here uh it’s all the don’t go outside at

Night if you get too close to like a zombie they just hit you like 400 times in a row that sounds great that’s probably gonna be the first thing I do and like the iron sprint you can’t sprint no sprinting the lawn is still going down no I really like mine can go

Over the landscape and molten cheese dude oh my god there’s a lot of people over here hey oh yeah okay over here for like two minutes and it just completely ignored you well don’t just leave a mess you pigsty can you see this can you see this person warping at hyperspeed over

The lake or is that just me oh no that’s that’s the thing it’ll be like replicas of people and they’ll just like do things like that God if I jump in the big hole you die hey oh sure it don’t go up the pig I

Need that [ __ ] I jump in the hole Lee don’t let it get out who wants to see a spectacle or I let you see this spectacle okay you’re gonna have to I owe you me a diamond everybody talking war yeah you can ride yes ride is this not the best thing you’ve

Ever experienced in your life I mean this I can’t hear you oh [ __ ] now hang on here we do not get really jumpy what abso-fucking-lutely I don’t know how I’m gonna manage to get it on my Steve here no don’t kill the pig then kill the

Traitor try to get out okay what have you got there Connor no I will give you a reason not to kill me what that is a 30 diamond egg prize-winning it’s won’t hang on it’s not oh no he’s nervous he’s nervous for the love of life just gotta know that’s

Still bad that’s bad that’s bad – these are all pretty dangerous cycle of torment for my poor little guy Oh oh my gosh oh he can do anything you really like you really want to kill this no I don’t what made you think that what the hell except like way less exciting

Cool yeah I gotta get some well I will see you guys nope yes I will nope maybe I won’t oh right click the pig three buttons it could have been that is one diamond I might be in debt yeah well so is Charlie he just started

I’m curious to see how bad it will be out here so I’m gonna stay outside a good feeling up a shield a wall no no stop it stop it oh oh that’s a problem okay no it’s not no it’s not it’s getting closer won’t go away it’s not your home

Travis this isn’t I just want to say is an awesome this is an awesome place you out of here alright Charlie I don’t even want to hear already get you sure the space space murder him Thank You Chad I need to place a divider oh don’t okay loosen back to vandalizing

Our property I’m gonna send the homeowner over here he’s gonna slap you silly I’m really about to play Marvin’s Room and me I’m gonna slap you silly he’s on these yeah go fight a zombie I cannot outrun them I can’t miss the entertainment of the ribs they’re too fast

Hmmm yes he seems to be struggling yes what’s awesome that’s so awesome there is I can’t tell which one the skeletons on oh my god Charlie you had a whole full city of mob food no no no no no no no no would you want me to put

Dirt in your home it’s clean you’re lying to me okay goblins be like dirt is clean oh and this update you can dye it you can die yes you can die like that Charlie thank you for showing [ __ ] push to me you know I actually

Did just walk off oh no no no no no no no no no that’s my one point to deception dude dude dude I think I’ve got Charlie you should slap him he’s a little creepy subterranean oh oh oh you made a mistake no oh no he will everyone stand single

File okay Travis someone in chat take a screenshot and then put an impact font we will beat the shetty why is Travis so [ __ ] short Wow I hate gamers no I just know everyone you know every single person that’s ever committed armed robbery was a gamer no fact gamer packed

Folks don’t care go jump into the trunk err Travis yeah knife Come save me please I’ve been floating in a chunk error for about 3-4 minutes rock paper scissors Oh Travis wins its best out of three Rock Paper Scissors shoot you ready Rock Paper Scissors shoot [ __ ] Oh Travis takes one Rock Paper Scissors shoot gent I lose you’re the

Master aren’t you orange but you’re invisible are you in here yeah I’m here what do you mean I’m here the whole time I thought I was being left out of games I was like spooky door alright I reload I can realize guys you guys are too not

Real ugh jakka stop what do you mean these watching the patrons of papers is can we even hurt him describe your position in front of your face Oh direction know I’m invincible I’m invincible and invisible I’m actually a god I won what do you mean I

Won no I won no Charlie just one no one I won I won my god not even then not even them that’s it I’m knowing where he was that so you can actually see me or in Floyd not you know all right me and joko you go first

Charlie that’s me would you like to think no I’m not thinking the chromosome II operate correctly guys I think squids got added in this update come here Charlie come look at this I think they added squids mm-hmm I think these needed a little longer in the oven it seems like [ __ ] last wave

I will make house I will make you were right last time when you said that this was just like a [ __ ] ape enclosure that’s all this server is classic type beat [ __ ] gorilla noises diamonds a lot open they’re wired pick to mind these diamonds get any iron you can find

Joker please I’m trying to dude I found diamonds before iron I’ve zero iron you know I’m gonna do when I have a kid I’m gonna change my last name to Lou Gert and I’m gonna name him Gert I said the exact same thing not even ten seconds

Ago sometimes I feel like a [ __ ] oh you’re really making a house like right in front of our view listen I’m gonna get the city to [ __ ] like quarantine your skybox city the city of you’re in front of my house blocking my view [ __ ] the skyline Travis can we hold it

Straight up can we build it straight up and then just shut out to the left a perfectly block didn’t turn fire spread off and our house is made of stone this is a formal threat and that goes really slow so if you burn our house down we’re gonna make yours

Listen it okay okay yeah I’m cordially asking you to not build your house any higher so we can keep our view no all right well this is war there is land in every direction you just do that every time you go up no I just saw someone

Give me money and that was the message so I just don’t wanna thoughts I will absorb your pig debt if you don’t build your house any higher I don’t know this is really tempting me now I’m not gonna lie my pig debt is pretty large I’ll see

What my roommate has to say about it listen how about I absorb the Pig debt if you move your house like ten blocks to the right oh I can’t that’s that’s too much there’s an opportunity here that you and Travis are taking out of spite that will only hinder you and me

Listen you see that view over there of the ocean you’re gonna get an even better one no no just hold on that’s a multi-million dollar view right there okay it’s true and and if you block it and put it in there all you’re doing is creating a less

Valued house of your own as well as dwindling the value of mine but if you move it to the right this house is gonna be awesome I’m thinking on the on the water facing side we have like a just a big window big debt stays if you build

It anyhow the pig that remains I will pay it off I will pay it off setting this is a bad turn of history my my creativity must flow Cooper maybe we just make a Skydeck and that’ll be better oh oh oppa Gangnam style hey I’ve found legitimately everything that I

Cannot mind without an iron pickaxe and know I bring you up he’s iron like I just can’t find any right now okay there I hate video games did not just say that unit not video games make you we could pale dude hit the gym under six foot hit the gym bro

Redstone takes forever to mine [ __ ] redstone god they better make this game better yeah they really got a there’s some real serious bugs in this game they have gotta fix this game is definitely gonna tank if they don’t fix them real quick I don’t see anybody playing this

Do you actually are building a tall house aren’t you Charlie then the spire just to just despite you or you will see okay alright I’ve been mining this entire time and I almost have more diamonds than iron I’m goo Brazil we love you come to Brazil parkas

Champy’s hey you cast a spell on twitch Darren I was talking about like how they watched some video on like why to come to Brazil and they spent make them but it was it was in a communications class and we had to give persuasive speeches mine was about using your turn signals

But he did one about traveling to Brazil and he was like spent the first half of it talking about how pretty it wasn’t all that and then he spent the second half telling us exactly how not to die there’s no crocodile is the PR team when it’s child gets eaten in Orlando

Crocodile promise can you show me this crocodile I’m up right now oh my god secrets that’s not at Devon with $25 we ended a mess with Travis I got you I like it Castle okay I was doing a strip mine and I was going back in the strip mine

Currently I wouldn’t write past diamonds normally I do that as a joke all the time didn’t have joke oh you can’t get in we are house has defense defense impenetrable impenetrable defense bro how then we will switch our attack oh no its defense part two

No no time for it is no longer time for defense Travis it is now time for offense what have you done we run offense what have you power on me we are on the offensive is this all one big fence pawn yeah yeah impenetrable defense stand on it mailbox you have

Mail you have mail good news mail bad news sand I have an idea I have an idea oh my what box dude notch thank you for the dollar dude update your game they’re a couple of bugs you should sell I’m sorry why can’t you go in the hole

I’m Oh Mike what the [ __ ] is that what’s going on let’s make it worse let’s make it worse once that man rage odd you were so misplaced on my screen who’s just here that still kind of works oh I can’t get out I can’t get out I can’t get out

I can’t get out go in Travis phone oh no no no no no let’s go this is awesome if I do this I can just never is awesome you need to look at the defense no no no no Travis Travis Travis have you given up I can’t tell you’re just frozen

I can’t I broke defense funny moment right where your glass looks just go straight just tell them to stare down with a creeper right now I was gonna say you’re just [ __ ] looking at him bro oh he’s gonna be mad at me no okay no I made that over there hold fire

Oh is this where you live and the foot in the fire yeah this tree is still intact I’ll fix that later score only somebody at water Goblin check dude is there one is he trying to come after my monster yeah bring his meaty little claws where I put my monster and I just

Bought it get away bonk bonk oh there’s a [ __ ] cow in this chunk hair right now he’s going up and down like a [ __ ] bungee cord doing what the [ __ ] Jesus what the [ __ ] mr. deshee oh my [ __ ] heart you’re just [ __ ] FBI opened up on me explain

She just [ __ ] she threw the door open okay no just let’s just save it so we get fortune I may have blown up a creeper right on top of the mine entrance and it actually just work only one block I don’t know how that happened that is

What you like to hear use any moment to just look outside and I see Joker get gangbanged joke oh is new guys listen I know you’re not playing this so doesn’t just sprint wall oh that’s just not nice q we’re speed and paired does anyone have like an

Architect in there speed dial that we can get to review the houses and see which one is actually better I want I want like a professional are want a professional architects to come on this server and check it out and [ __ ] you let me bring up my architect yeah I’m asking

Chat bro some what someone’s dad’s got to be an architect so when my dad just said my dad’s an architect my house is more structurally sound Cooper’s or mine because mine is definitely more structurally sound is now our architecture is about architecture is about the art of it

That’s why it’s in art isn’t it no it’s not it works an architecture yeah dude if you couldn’t spell architecture without art and that’s just you guys alright how is it spelled contexture [ __ ] exactly alright we got a deal water bucket no um so it doesn’t

Seem like you could do a water bucket in this version either I’m gonna try every single version until you can actually do water buckets please just say bro bro are you going triple decker now I’m not going triple decker I’m just lighting this [ __ ] up Jim you going triple decker

Don’t pressure me into making another level in the back and you I got very distracted and then creeper just came up I ah Cooper okay just yep now you delete it jump jump jump jump yeah didn’t know work do you need me to make it [ __ ] baby-proof dude Jesus Oh

Smallest Oh any I’m hitting the [ __ ] deck I feel like that might make it look better yeah go what should I wear tomorrow cargo pants underneath the cargo pants okay gym shorts that are longer than the cargo pants and knee-high socks with carrots on them Hawaiian shirt and swim goggles thank me later