Minecraft, But Everything You Say, You Get

Minecraft burn this village to the ground minecraft make me you minecraft show off my mega muscle wait uh no that’s not what i meant i can’t be nakey on youtube minecraft give me my clothes now today we’re using a voice recognition robot to make everything i

Say real even if it doesn’t exist in minecraft i reckon we better get some resources wait what am i doing i have voice control minecraft give me a trick yeah that is dope this is literally minecraft lazy mode wait i’m digging up with my fist that’s not lazy minecraft

Dig up the tree for me i’d like some wood this is too cool guys and i craft myself a craft wait i lean the crafting table to make tools and get time minecraft give me diamonds give me a stack of diamonds right here right now this is so cool i’m literally bowling oh

And being huge made my tumtum very very hungry so uh minecraft give me infinite cake is that even possible in minecraft i don’t know whether this could happen it’s sparkly cake stop why hey i’m supposed to have unlimited cake i’m going to keep going mate why are you doing this because i

Have voice control power i can do anything have mercy nah you’ll regret it why are you keep talking to me i wanted you seriously stop so not you asked for it yeah i asked for unlimited cake where is it oh my gosh it’s raining okay it’s cloudy

With a side of cake no way right i have all the cake in the world i could one right here right oh ow ow ow cake on the head hurts cake on the head hurts i repeat okay bro oh my god oh my god oh oh i’m trapped i’m trapped in a cage

Storm right now guys i need to get out of here please stop i’ll let me out wait if i can do that to cake what cursed me do you reckon i can do to buy diamonds uh minecraft make this diamond around please yo no flipping what

What is this thing guys are you kidding me right and it rolls it actually rolls bro it’s literally demolishing through everything oh what it’s rolling on what that’s broken that is so cursed right there oh flip damn that’s some nice amount of diamonds right there guys but

Why am i even bothering diamonds they aren’t even the best anymore minecraft i want fully enchanted max and netherride armor give it to me come on oh m g those enchants are off the charts you couldn’t even get this in survival mode without cheating i could literally take on the end of

Dragon right now it would be the world’s fastest minecraft speedrun actually editor stop the timer i want to see if anyone could beat my time but that’s not the only world record i want to beat uh minecraft would you mind please giving me the world’s largest tent portal what

Is happening what is happening my game is lagging so hard right now bro the end portal is so big i can’t even see all of it i can literally only see the bit that’s closest to me bro how far does this thing go look at that it is huge

Holy flip okay my game is literally on 1 fps i’m getting out of here i’m going wait is that a cow huh chickens bro the end portal is so big and brought in so many different muscles there’s only room for one person on this platform be gone i don’t even have

Weapons but this thing ain’t doing a dent in my armor all right i’m not even gonna swing my potato arms around i could just ask the game to kill the end dragon ah nah that’d be too easy i want to be overpowered minecraft make me invincible oh please oh my gosh

Look at all this art that is dope i can’t even see like half my screen right now okay and uh you know let’s do something a little bit different minecraft drop a thousand anvils on the end of dragon go oh my gosh yo that is insane oh my gosh wait

Literally none of those do damage how how is the ender dragon iron proof bro okay fine you know anvil’s not gonna do it then we’ll figure out something else spawn in an army of snow golems come on bring it you’re awful i have never seen this many snow golems

In one place before oh but wait a minute i’m so dumb snowballs literally do no damage to the ender dragon oh you know what will though minecraft makes snowballs explosive yes i got a snowball let’s test the sound of the other dragon i have really bad aim

You know what we just need the snow uh snowglobes to be a little bit bigger minecraft make the snow golems huge oh no oh oh oh oh no that was a seriously bad idea i literally have no frames right now i can’t even tell if i’ve defeated the enemy dragon or not

Because if he is losing health i i can’t see the health bar right there guys oh my gosh no the game crash what well i mean we could stop the timer i’m counting that as the win because technically the ender dragon did die the game doesn’t exist anymore i challenge

Anyone to try and be my type you’re not doing it only then did i realize my true power but i barely scratched the surface if i could crash the game with just my voice what else could i do minecraft make me fat you know what that’s not good enough

Minecraft make me even fatter What is this look at my flat ass head guys and my super huge ass oh my look at me looking down minecraft make me the thickest human to ever walk minecraft Guys my game just crashed again are you kidding me i was so thick minecraft couldn’t even handle me now that i hold the minecraft thick world record i deserve to be treated like a king minecraft build me a castle oh guys i have zero frames no flipping i’m surprised every time it actually

Works but look at that thing that is huge ah but it kind of screams poor you know guys because it’s made out of end stone and boring blocks you know i’m a rich i’m a chad right now guys at minecraft would you please turn my castle to

Netherride all right i don’t want to be using it in this poor trash all right i want to look beefy oh that is beefy that is beefy can you imagine how heavy this castle has got to be right now minecraft give me night vision please that would

Be great oh my goodness look at this thing i can’t tell what anything was because i turned it off to now the ride minecraft fill me a throne of god to put my bougie booty down on oh thank you now since i’m obviously a chad boss man now

And i hold the speedrun and world’s thickest records obviously all minecraft nerds have tons of girlfriends this is totally true uh so i will be no different minecraft give me a hundred girlfriends oh what what is it what is this what is this i mean technically technically it it

Wasn’t wrong i mean they do all say girlfriend but these are villagers uh they’re just not exactly very good looking like their nose the giant gnome doesn’t exactly affect the definition of attractive plus i’m not into males i’m definitely into girls so uh minecraft could you please make all the villages girls

Oh my gosh okay um well again it did it but i don’t know if this was much better oh yeah uh well they’re very very ugly actually no not ugly just built different now this is the ultimate crib if if you’re into minecraft villager girls which i i’m definitely not into uh but

Since like an ultra mobs maybe i can combine them as well yo minecraft take me to an open field and now minecraft i kind of want a battle arena so could i get one of those please any time now that is what i’m talking about yo all

Right uh so we’ve got this arena and i want to spawn in a ton of mobs and see what happens if we just mush them together so how about minecraft can you spawn in a phantom an iron golem a creeper a hogland a guardian and an

Enderman oh yeah this is gonna be one muted mob look at all this oh i’m staying away from him i do not like it minecraft combine all of these mobs you mob boss what is that what in the world is that guys it’s called like phantom whoa

All flipped off it ain’t friendly bro where did that thing go it literally just escaped out of the arena guys what was that yo that is insane holy flip guys it’s got like a hoglet head it’s got massive phantom wings and huge like oh no it’s coming at me again

Oh no no no no no no no oh it does damage it doesn’t minecraft could be fully backed then the writing tools armor everything quick thank you thank you thank you all right good job on the armor oh my flip you guys look at that

It has a guardian laser beam on me as well and teleports like an enemy this is ridiculous this is crazy but now that i’ve got all this stuff it should be this should be a piece of cake go down yeah you going down bro yeah take that oh yeah guys we’re doing

That yeah you can’t touch me uh i have pulled the right arm now this is so easy to defeat come on minecraft try and actually destroy me oh oh wait oh no no actually no that was the joke i didn’t mean it i didn’t mean it no no no my

Crap that was a joke okay i’ll take it back nope nope nope oh flip all flipped guys able to fall down right now no my god come on minecraft minecraft