Minecraft, but it’s DEFINITELY cursed

This is its first minecraft we are finally doing it we’re logging oh what’s going on I I don’t even want to look up at this point are you welcome to everyone to cursed mine so we’re gonna go to the nether and we’re gonna try to kill the Whizzer in this mess

Alright that’s what we’re gonna do first yeah I’m gonna try to avoid looking up as much as possible can we send to the sky if it gets too buggy let’s let’s do that alright so we’ve successful what is there curve dear always look guys look

At the cow look at the cow Wow what’s this where’s the cow oh my right now that’s a sheep right that’s a sheep I think so Oh zombie oh god oh god please guys let’s go to the village and go to sleep please for the love of God I don’t know what what are we doing here what are we doing here yeah I’m looking down as much as possible I’m gonna try to I don’t know man I’m gonna try to do stuff hey Jess you want a pair of pants I would love a pair of pants guys what’s happening with

The grass Jaeger okay I give you pants do you do you understand what’s happening why are you wearing a chest cuz my pants okay I need pants oh god my my pants are chests uhh ooh I like your chest pants girl they are looking fine thank you thank you

Thank you I I really I really style these very much I don’t even know what I’m saying this is all right so we have to what happened oh no listen okay we have a problem here you don’t have any blocks yeah can you help us get one I’m

Busy fighting a zombie why did we have to spot at now I please just put down a block I would like to get max please oh god why did you follow me I did it I got a block what you’re too late that’s what you are all right let’s just start

Building and doing stuff please so why is this world the way it is because this is cursed minecraft I was too distracted here yeah my my Dena Jia is messing up to you all right I just guys I made a note block I picked ups I picked up some red arrows

I don’t know what this is hold on yeah the notebook right here ever behind you it’s a crafting table does it work like a crafting table or yes it does it’s a note I am marking D way oh my god we stop it no it’s a dead

Meat he came too late oh look at this guys my wooden axe is what is this way we need to go down there and look I’m so scared I don’t know how to get out up what a small blocks alright so what I think happens is it connects all the stuff together alright

I think that’s exactly what happens it connects every day fuel I feel like this has been cursed minecraft but everyone complains pretty much all right I’m in some wood maybe we can make some wood access so if we’re going to the nether the first thing we need to do is

Find a cave so we can get diamond do we want to find a cave at this point I’m gonna get some stone I’m going down here alright so I’m gonna start digging down this way hey it wants to die we all want to Chris but some of us can’t all right

I don’t even know where I’m going I’m just trying to get us some some stone so we can do stuff but I don’t know where things are okay so what you’re in right now is a hole yeah I’m in a hole can you can you see me oh my god looks like an

Actual hole yeah honestly does like it looks round see ground in Minecraft I don’t like it I don’t like it here I’m gonna get you guys some some stone and we’re gonna go look for a cave cuz we’re gonna go look for one of those crevasses

Areas cuz this is just a little too much for me do you guys have stone pickaxes what do you have a pickaxe I told guys look at my sword that’s great Jess dad this is great I love furnace okay it’s a furnace you have a shovel or a

Rake what is that this is like one of those things you used to clean the windshields on the squeegee oh my god running towards the hills is actually count pretty cool oh cool oh Mack is over here all right guys guys wait oh my god seeing Minecraft round is like I don’t

Know how I feel about it honestly I’m a little quick you’re a bad guy do you hear bad guy you mean a bad guy or a bad guy oh yeah I got a dinky sword hey did he kill anything oh yeah here’s more let’s do it we’re gonna need that scrap later oh

Alright you guys got that I’m gonna oh there’s a bunch of mobs down here I might ride killer oh they’re hugging and everything here is a sword see there thank you oh my god it’s dope yeah it’s so weird oh my god in giant squeegee

Wait I didn’t so what why is this okay and this is like a I don’t even know what this is I like a nerd with my pants all the way up here alright let’s go find the diamond because we’re gonna if we’re gonna try to even attempts to kill the

Wither we have to go find this diamond let’s go down more this way well I found some water you found water I found water some underground water I’m just trying to find oh hey Chris oh hey we made a loop yeah here’s the underground water I see

Can you stop Chris don’t worry okay so water is lava that’s good to know that’s very good to know all right let’s go let’s go find uh let’s let’s make a journey to go find some diamonds level 49 we got a long way to dig down you’re

Like we’ve gone forever are we gonna be able to like get out of here hey I can literally see the disc one yeah this round do you go you can do that I can see died hey this ain’t so curse after all yo I’m like okay with this what is

It you can literally see diamond like I see it like right there imma go after it i’ma go there like look if it’s actually diamonds I’m a gold look I don’t know but I’m gonna go find out man be careful Oh she’d love it watch out

Watch out watch out watch out okay how do I go up just I have no tools you got you gotta be there don’t push me don’t push me don’t push me I’m not pushing I’m standing so me in crap be careful Jess you know which way the

Lava is it’s right in front of us that way that way that lock off I’m trying to block off the lava I’m trying yeah it’s lava just I just threw something in there it’s absolutely lava so I see the diamond Oh God Oh second time you’ve died listen there was no

Water lava where I actually was but now I’m on the surface and can get more wood before I come I can’t tell what we’re uh I’m just gonna assume I’m gonna go for the diamond you know what that’s what I’m gonna do you guys just stay there

I’m gonna go for the diamond and we’ll figure stuff out cuz what do you want a second pickaxe just in case yours breaks by the time you get to the diamonds I’m afraid to come back at this point yeah I’ve got more wood if you guys need guy I got a

Few trees you know it was really scary when the freakin chests which was coming at me like what are you the what the chests which you know yeah nobody knows what that is Chris nobody but you know to be honest I don’t either you guys need more wood I got I got so

Good thank you as soon as you prove yourself to not die in Lavo I’ll upgrade you to just break mine did All right so we gave up on those diamonds because that so is dumb and we found some other ones let’s just go with these because you know what the other diamonds well there well they look tasty I don’t I don’t want him I don’t you know when there’s this much lava around

You can find diamonds and we’re kind of surrounded by lava right now yeah so alright we got the diamonds let’s let’s get out of here just go try to find a lava pit upstairs oh that’s a lot of obsidian alright is it real obsidian then no it’s not like it’s gonna be but

Not right alright I got a pickaxe does anybody got iron cuz I don’t I got onto how many do you need three to make a bucket make sure you die before it gives it to you to say that’s pretty true me she ain’t wrong I got a bowl listen I am

Done I’m carrying lava I’m so it’s killer dear look I’m gonna do the lava there we go the the water is going into okay we got so does is a city in lava we Ord isn’t any real obsidian turn to be obsidian and there’s real obsidian a

Fake obsidian can you go just enough I got the diamond pickaxe Chris I got it holds my tools and most of all you got to hold my my way arrows oh my god down there just safe it’s safe okay is also obsidian but there might be

There might be some chunks that are let me touch all the chunks imma make sure I’m gonna mine in water and if we can get this great if cuz like what if there’s gonna be something underneath right oh yeah there’s gonna be love underneath what happened it sounded like something burned down

Yeah I know wait hold on I have an idea actually what does it look like all right let’s get some more time and leave all right it’s beautiful and the only not cursed thing in this world does anybody please please just love him God someone got the footage I feel

Beautiful in steel I don’t I don’t just look at this what is it like it what is it what does it look like it’s a gravel just the ore that’s so weird that’s what it looks like oh god it’s even worse here I’ve been oh my god

Collecting more weigh things if we want to go back home this is do way oh my god I can’t believe this does anybody have any food I baked some bread thank you yeah I have some bread too thank you all right so ladies and gentlemen we have officially arrived

Here we’ve got a flint and steel some potatoes and we have a diamond sword thingy we’re gonna go in we’re gonna go find the wither skeletons and then we’re gonna oh god don’t watch out be careful yeah let me just say that the easiest way to find another fortress is by going

East or west we we have to go east or we have to go east okay what way is that all right I’m falling down I’m going I’m gonna try this yeah we’re going down over here oh my god please don’t hit the pigment for the love not water yeah confused don’t get

Confused let’s go find this nether for a while this looks even worse is this fire really fire I don’t know find out yep it’s real no I just started it I’m fine let’s keep going don’t hit the pigment please oh god you’re all on the side of

The world rather Pro so yeah but I’ve been I’ve been playing with my friends and I’ve been nether in it uh whoa what is going on oh I’m separated what’s I it’s lava it’s all lava no it looks it’s ice the light blue stuff it’s ice I don’t know that’s so weird

Come on yeah fight me fight me fight me look like a guest by me it’s a chess oh yeah that’s what was hurting me ow he pop owie fight may eventually I’m gonna be all right throw up here like okay okay we trusted you with an iron sword where did you get

That I have it myself use the rest of the iron from the bucket okay Jess I’m about to throw up we gotta get in we got to kill this with her and I alright alright the journey has claimed the Jimmy has claimed one member of our fellowship I found the wither skeletons

Always do is up yep I am Micah we did it we slayed the wither skeleton that’s right you guys suck so thank you guys for joining us it was great to have you here I don’t know if we got the wither skeleton skull but you know what I survived cursed minecraft ammo I

Survived crystal minecraft those two it did it they did it we did oh this is some huge fever dream I don’t like it it is a fear dream Micah