Mozi – I Survived 100 Days In An OCEAN ONLY World In Minecraft Hardcore!

As a child i was traumatized by my swimming teacher she was she was kind of scary but surviving 100 days in hardcore minecraft in an ocean-only world is a lot scarier you’ve got these guys these guys and even these guys so sit back relax as i try and make the most of this

Endless expanse of water the first thing i noticed when i spawned in was that i’ve been gifted a dictionary i read it for a grand total of two seconds before remembering i’m a college dropout i swam over to a nearby shipwreck and said hi to this thing i

Then began gathering wood i put my multitasking abilities to the test by drowning at the same time i crafted a measly four planks but that won’t get me very far i narrowly avoided a puff of fish and searched the ship for anything of value this world’s off to a great

Start i saw a pirate ship in the distance and said hey that looks like a really fun place to get murdered i immediately knew these pirates were evil when it turned out their ship was made of slabs luckily i was able to get some full blocks from the side i was getting

Tired of paddling around and climbed onto the boat it was much easier to gather wood now that i wasn’t flailing around in the water i punched one plank too many and broke into the captain’s quarters my inner loot goblin was crying tears of joy when i opened these chests

I crafted the remaining pieces of iron armor as well as a diamond sword pickaxe and an iron axe i collected some of the floorboards and turned them into doors before making my escape also is it just me or does the drowned have the absolute worst hitbox when they’re swimming

Either that or i’m just bad at the game honestly probably the second one i did some more really fun drowning which took me down to five hearts i desperately needed to find food but the shipwreck said what about some metal i finally finally remembered that oceans do indeed

Have fish i was gonna check out this underwater ravine but these shark monsters were definitely bad news instead i placed down a trusty door and started digging myself a hole it was a million times more annoying than usual because i kept forgetting that there was

Sand above me i put my fish in the furnace but they weren’t cooking yeah turns out you can only eat tropical fish raw with nemo and friends in my stomach i went out searching for a more fulfilling meal this cooked cod went down a little bit better i made some

Charcoal for torches so that i could actually see and then began mining seeing as i didn’t have a bed this was the best way to pass the time until morning i really didn’t want to resort to living off tropical fish and headed over to the pirate ship i was certain

They had food on board and i was not disappointed hay bales had never looked better they even had barrels with meat baked potatoes whatever this is and seeds i turned the hay bales into wheat and made myself a ton of bread i also crafted myself a shield i found a second treasure room

And after chopping at everyone’s ankles i was able to get to the loop i replaced my unenchanted helmet and leggings with my new ones and then got jump scared by an arrow there was a smaller ship nearby and i made my way over i started off by

Sending all the food into the ocean and then play peek-a-boo with a vindicator i don’t think he liked it very much after getting head butted by a drowned i make my way onto the boat hey ferb i know what we’re gonna do today before i turn

The ship into a bonfire i crafted some shears and grabbed some wool from the sail this whale was absolutely massive climbing aboard was going great but with the help of my shield i was able to deal with the pillagers some people would fight these guys with honor but i think

I’ll pass any moment now they’re gonna burn any second okay i’m bored now it was at this point that i realized setting fire to the ship i was currently standing on was the worst idea i’ve ever come up with the loot was worth dying for though i sailed

Away from the 500 000 in property damage i just caused i saw a small island in the distance and headed over there was a spawner which i immediately took care of and a golden apple in the chest the view of the ocean was only slightly spoiled

By the burning ship on the right i decided to use the island as a temporary base and made a few chests in order to clear out my inventory i began cooking some prime 12-ounce steak and cut down this palm tree i tried to break the leaves to get saplings but that wasn’t

Going so well we’re on day three and my soul’s already crushed i could see this raft from a mile away thanks to its bright pink sail and made my way over i decided to leave the spawner alone just to see what would come out eventually a pirate spawned wielding a terrifying

Wooden spoon i found some raw cord as well as some illegal silver nuggets the entire raft was made of solid logs so i was able to get a ton of wood seeing as getting a sapling was looking extremely unlikely i had to stockpile as much as possible i picked up my doordash order

Of more steak and then set out to see what else i can find there was an island with some palm trees and not much else there was also a raft which had a year’s supply of apples on board i threw this jungle wood into the ocean where it

Belongs and then continued my travels before long a spruce wood ship came into view and you best believe i’m robbing that i found some bars of illegal silver as well as a few other bits and pieces i could hear the rattles of skeletons and sure enough this boat was full of them i

Laughed as everything burned before remembering i wanted that spruce wood and i’ve just set it on fire i tried to put out the blaze but it was too late i made a hole in the side of the ship and found a totem of undying in this chest

With the second containing ender pulse i made my way home as the sun slipped below the horizon and by the time i got back it was dark i filled my inventory with as much stuff as i could carry because tonight would be my last night

On the island day four i set out with high hopes and missing legs for some reason i found a shipwreck with a treasure map as well as some moss blocks and bamboo i was minding my own business rowing along when this orca decided to jumpscare me he’s adorable though so i’ll forgive him

There was a pirate below deck and i wanted to get a better look out of all the things i expected him to do shooting me was pretty high on the list to be honest i decreased his life points to zero and then had a look through his belongings he actually had a spare

Pistol along with some ammo i saw a yellow creature in the distance and it turned out to be an octopus i accidentally shot my boat which definitely didn’t make me jump i came across another spruce ship which hopefully wouldn’t end up in flames the loot is usually decent oh

All right then i headed below decks in order to test out my new pistol it was pretty effective before i could get rid of all the spawners the skeletons rushed at me my iron armor has the defensive capabilities of drywall and i lost half my health after fueling up with a medium

Rare i began taking down the skeletons one by one guys one murderer at a time wait your turn the loot was pretty good especially since i got two more golden apples i turn my iron ingots into blocks in order to save space in my inventory no self-respecting pirate would be low

On ammo so i crafted some more in the morning i made my way over to this acacia ship which had some more silver i played some call of duty with this pirate and found a second enchanted golden apple my inventory being so full meant i couldn’t loot all these boats

And that was heartbreaking but if i’m gonna be the best pirate to ever sail these waters discipline is crucial okay maybe one more won’t hurt i was fully expecting a fight but it was empty i found a pirate pistol which i combined with mine to get full durability there

Were also some coconuts and while i tried really hard sadly you can’t throw them i was considering settling down on this island when i spotted a much bigger one in the distance it wasn’t much but there was way more real estate here than any other island so far i immediately

Crafted some chests and dumped my possessions inside i was too poor for full diamond tools so i had to settle for an iron shovel and axe i also found that i can dual wield with my pistol and sword and that’s cool like that is cool it also means i can threaten you to

Subscribe on a scale of one to ten of island size mine is currently at maybe two and a half i wanted to change that so i began gathering sand from the ocean floor after extending the island with my limited supply of sand i realized it

Kind of looks like the uk seeing as this ocean only world has no government or law enforcement my island is now officially the united kingdom there’s also nothing here so at least it’s accurate to real life i realized i needed a lot more space before i could

Begin building my house and invested in a diamond shovel i went over to say hi to this jellyfish and it both poisoned and blinded me i did what anyone in my position would do and yeah after scraping more sand off the ocean floor i added it to the uk i know

I could have taken the easy way and just built a huge platform of cobblestone but as some of you know i always go for the aesthetics even if building a cobblestone platform would have saved so much time and effort i spotted a small underwater chasm and decided to check it

Out there was some iron and coal but not much else this fish looks like a hostile mob right like that is a hostile mob turns out it was a harmless fish and he didn’t even drop anything and now i feel the crushing weight of guilt for a

Creature in a block game i continued to gather sand and once again got stung by jellyfish i tried to get my revenge but i couldn’t find it anywhere i wanted to check out this geode but there was an entire meet and greet of monsters in there after accidentally causing not one

But two creepers to blow up the geode was mine i discovered that this underwater cave went way deeper than i thought i had my essential diving gear with me you know doors and nothing else which kept my air supply topped up this cave was kind of disappointing honestly

I didn’t find a single diamond i’m trying to be the richest pirate of the seven seas not the poorest peasant i wanted to see if there was anything near my island and set out in my boat hold on i’d recognize that red and yellow colour scheme anywhere this is clearly a

Mcdonald’s ship i climbed the board and before lauren came across a customer who’d eaten the filleto fish i went below deck and nearly died almost immediately the pirates armed with cutlasses were not messing around until i blocked the staircase and then they had no idea what to do i took out the

Spawner but there was still a few pirates left ammo was extremely precious and i didn’t want to waste it all fighting these guys i ate a golden apple and rushed in to take out the final enemies there was some cooked cod in his chest which i’m sure would have been

Used to make more fileta fish i also decided to collect the wool from the sail because this world has absolutely zero sheep i came across a small outpost and decided to invite myself inside i stole a bunch of food and the garden i stole the garden i made my way on board

The ship and began fighting the owners put it down put it down the skeletons were kind enough to forfeit all their possessions to me which included their ship i took the sail the mast even the sides as i made my way back home i found something that

Shocked me to my core a chicken why is there a chicken in an ocean-only world this child wanted to come with me but i said no i only want the chicken i sailed back home with my very first friend you might be thinking his first friend’s a chicken that’s the saddest thing i’ve

Ever heard in my life and you would be right but he also serves as emergency food so at least he’s practical your best friend’s not edible i hope unfortunately my island was still too small to build on so i had to shovel more sand i pretty much shoveled sand

All day and added it all to my island even though making a cobblestone platform would have been a million times easier i was gonna name my chicken something kfc related but naming your only friend’s six piece family feast would make conversations a little awkward i’ll call him banjo instead i

Could go to bed or i could gather sand all night like a complete loser i also lost half my health to a drowned and i can’t even make excuses here i just have the combat abilities of a five-year-old i did at least find a shipwreck which

Had some decent loot i surfaced on day nine to the pouring rain and got straight to placing sand i’m not sure why i expected to happen by piling sand everywhere but it made the island look like a blob i’ve turned the uk into a blob i spent the next few minutes

Frantically trying to sort it out and the results were passable i lit up my new land and then realized the chest i throw all my items in was now completely full instead of clearing it out i made a second chest to throw more stuff in this

Is gonna come back to haunt me later isn’t it i made a bunch of torches because it was time to do the first half of this game’s title you know mine minecraft anyway it went about as well as you might expect i explored the flooded ravine i just dug into and found

Kelp i found a massive pocket of dirt and i should not be this happy about some dirt ocean only changes a man i mind some redstone not because i have any actual ability to use it but because xp noise make brain happy i started strip mining for diamonds didn’t find

Any and then flooded the mine again the ravino dug into actually connected to an entire cave system and i mean i might as well explore it i mean surely there’s diamonds in here there weren’t the flooded caves weren’t going too well so i decided to explore some slightly drier

Ones this skeleton came out the shadows like it was batman and i remained very calm and composed as i swam back through the ravine i realized it was full of those shark monsters from earlier one of them used some kind of sound wave and then rushed straight at me i bravely hid

Around the corner and whacked it until it died it dropped a tooth and i don’t think i’m cut out for this career i returned to the surface and immediately threw all my junk i mean items in my chest i wanted to get a sapling for my wandering trader so badly i sacrificed

My own moral code time for that ugly cobblestone platform the uk is not exactly massive so i needed as much spawning space as possible and when a trader does show up he’ll probably sell me everything except what i actually want i also decided to reject the coordinate system and make a compass why

Why did i do that it did make me feel more like a pirate though before long i came across a ship full of dead guys and decided yeah i’ll say hello i managed to grab a diamond but i’d need way more ammo to actually capture the ship or i

Could just go in anyway i mean it’s not like anything bad’s gonna happen well i am an optimist i spent most of the night exploiting sun tzu’s deadliest strategies which included jumping and panicking see this is why you don’t mind for diamonds just steal them instead i

Blocked off the locker rooms and ended up finding the food storage it was overflowing with melons and pumpkins which gave me an idea i turned some of the melon slices into seeds and tamed this parrot i tamed this parrot on my first try and realized all the pumpkins

In here were carved which meant i couldn’t turn them into seas amazing i wanted to take some of these adorable mini pumpkins and melons but they take up one inventory slot each while trying to make my way up i ended up breaking into the captain’s quarters i’m gonna

Pretend that this was a well thought out trap and not complete luck it was a great fight two warriors with honor and skill well that’s what’s going in the history textbook i found some eyes of ender and made sure to collect the bookshelves is he riding a dolphin my

First attempt at getting to the top deck failed but i’ll just get there on my second attempt on my third attempt on my fourth attempt on my fifth attempt see told you maybe if we weren’t all trying to murder each other this would have gone smoother eventually there were

Only two skeletons left and they were having the most intense battle of their lives in case you’re wondering who won it was the guy on the left i hadn’t actually looted the main chest in the captain’s quarters and it had some diamonds gold and enchanted iron boots

For some reason i decided to clear out the remaining skeletons even though i’ll probably never come back here ever again i sailed back home and before long the island and coral reef came into view while dumping all my stuff i heard the sound of a trident being hurled at me

I’ve heard people say you can give them a nautilus shell and they’ll drop the trident but it’s either bedrock only or they’re lying i was tempted to combine these two chest plates together to get protection for but is it really worth spending 10 levels on iron armor no

No it’s not after that rare case of self-control i used my last piece of silver to make more ammo i replaced my white bed with a red one and stolen from the skeleton ship because you can’t beat the classics day 12 i crafted a new iron

Axe because it was time to go gather wood for my house i almost immediately ran into an ocean monument and swerved around it because five minutes of mining fatigue would be about as fun as my old economics class i came across a spruce ship which was exactly what i wanted to

Find sadly the crew wasn’t health and safety trained which led to a small accident after collecting the usual iron blocks and enchanted golden apple i started work on the ship if these things weren’t made of solid logs i’d definitely be struggling once the ship resembled a destroyed shoebox my work

Was done i found another skeleton pirate ship but i decided not to not loot it that sounded way better in my head i had a proper 1v1 against the captain missed a lot of crits but still whooped him i got some ender pearls a sharpness 3 book

And some more isa vendor and we can’t forget the bookshelves i made a hole in the ceiling in order to get to the chest above and then made my escape even though there’s water everywhere i still managed to take full damage there was an island close by as well as a huge fossil

Which i’ll definitely be defacing later i called this island banana island in my notes because let’s be honest it kind of does look like a banana anyway i took the opportunity to finally get the sand that wasn’t 20 feet under water i shoveled sand on banana island all night

I paid a visit to the fossil and it was even bigger than i thought judging by the advancement i got it’s safe to say it’s the remains of a giant shark its head was buried under a mountain of sand and because there’s no reward for getting it out it’s gonna stay that way

Did sharks evolve to have rgb lighting or did i miss a page i had to swim around the rib cage your typical family fun and then made my way over to these ships for more family fun the wife and kids especially loved the robbery i looted some decent treasure from this

Ship and then made my way to the back to collect the rest i picked the wrong spot and accidentally destroyed the food supply but i’m sure i’ll never face the consequences of my actions oh look the consequences of my actions usually i don’t get hit a lot while stealing which

Makes me forget that i’m basically wearing cardboard armor i went back on board a changed man and immediately made the same mistake again after fighting like stuart little by going for the ankles i finally made the right decision and kept my distance and what was the loot i nearly died over some diamonds

Not bad but fire protection armor quartz i went over to this nearby island feeling sad not only had i lost my totem i’d lost it over armour somehow worse than what i was currently wearing i crafted a shield to fill the totem sized void in my heart and then headed over to

This raft wow raw fish i always wanted salmonella i remembered that you can actually dig for treasure on these islands and after evicting the owner from his own property i actually found some it wasn’t exactly world-class loot but i was kind of in a treasure hunting

Mood so i went back to this island to take a look it was a pretty long look i’ve ruined another local ecosystem but still couldn’t seem to find any chests instead of giving up and going to sleep i decided i was going to conquer another spruce ship those shark monsters which

Are called thrashers by the way just found that out they were close i really wanted to loot this chest but i had negative inventory space at this point i watched this orca bonk himself on the ship and then began trying to decide what to throw out i sacrificed some of

The premium banana island stand and took the silver i made some ammo and i was back in business i have my get out of jail free card restore too so i was in a great mood as i left the ship i got an advancement and apparently i’ve been

Blessed with orca’s might you really couldn’t have done that two minutes earlier i ended up returning because i’d forgotten to actually collect any wood i really wanted to get enough materials to build my base because we’re on day 14 and i still don’t have walls or a roof

Or any of the components that make up a house my iron axe was on the verge of death but i gave him an inspiring speech about friendship well he was a side character i cleared out my inventory and ended up tossing my compass into the sea cause yeah i never

Had any idea how to use it i replaced the iron axe with the diamond one and it was like going from a nokia to an iphone 11. after putting half a pirate ship in my inventory i set out to find more i made a b-line for this acacia boat and

The thing is with acacia is that you either like it or you absolutely despise it usually i wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole while wearing a hazmat suit but i wanted to give it a chance at least do you want to hear something about palm wood that’s going to

Completely ruin your perception of it for the rest of the video i hope you didn’t say no because i’m going to tell you anyway it kind of resembles cinnamon rolls you’re denying it but you know it’s true i found one of the larger pirate ships and didn’t want to spend

Too much time looting it i headed inside grabbed the goods and dipped i collected some more bright orange wood and saw a skeleton pirate ship which i didn’t loot i was more interested in this ship that i’d never seen before i climbed the board ready for the standard cake walk

And then a boss bar appeared captain statue wow your parents must have really hated you nice bottles of enchanting they’re mine now i’d blocked off the stairs so i was free to explore as i pleased and steal as i pleased i peeked below deck and realized i’m in

Danger i’m a man wearing tin foil against stashu’s team of navy seals although they all share one brain cell and ended up shooting each other i managed to get rid of the spawners at the front but there was still plenty of pirates more spawners at the back and

Statue himself to deal with i was able to craft a single silver ingot and used it to make ammo the only thing i could really do to fight the pirates was by making them shoot each other i got my first look at the captain and he looks

Like a statue for sure i got my first hit on him but it’s gonna take a lot more than that to bring this guy down he also got shot by his own crew which i thought was pretty funny i ate a cannonball to the face and then got

Knocked off the ship which made me realize something there’s a massive hole in statue’s ship and he’s up against mosey master of stuart little taijutsu with my legendary anti-chopping technique i decimated statue and his crew i wanted to blow this creeper up to finish him off but it didn’t want to

Cooperate any last words just kidding i don’t care the only problem with killing statue in the water was that his entire fortune now rested on the ocean floor or at least i thought it did but it actually flowed up to the surface the crew was having a mutiny over the

Treasure and i got caught in the crossfire one of the pirates actually dropped his cannon but it uses silver blocks for ammo so it’s complete overkill the back of the ship was packed with valuables but there was one last spawner i hadn’t been able to break

Worst of all it was for the cannon pirates which are by far the most likely to turn you into an involuntary organ donor i dropped down some sand which finally got me close enough to get rid of the spawner from here i was expecting some nice easy target practice that was

Not what i got i had about one second to react before i became a pile of ashes and swallowed an enchanted golden apple hole my helmet and leggings had broken and my chest plate and boots were basically scrap metal but what does a man without tin foil do he upgrades to

Solid diamond and then nearly dies anyway but using a cannon inside a ship is ranked at number seven on the things you shouldn’t do with cannons list the pirates had taken huge collateral damage and all i had to do was finish the job i did all that for coconuts thankfully

Stashu hadn’t invested his whole fortune into coconuts and had a decent pile of treasure these blocks of silver meant i would finally be able to craft a decent amount of ammo for my pistol there were also a couple chests up front something was bothering me though when statue died

He’d said something about a sea monster i’d had a good time out at sea committing various crimes but my inventory was full and i wanted to start work on my house while i had thrown away my compass i knew the general direction of the uk i boarded this spruce ship and

Was like this is my property these guys were like no it’s not it’s our property and then they mysteriously died and i inherited the ship as i wrote back i thought about the fact that i’m trying to be the best pirate of the seven seas

Yet i go around in a wooden bathtub i’ll have to sort that out in the future eventually some landmarks came into view like this ship i vandalized and the ocean monument i was so happy to finally get back to the uk said no one ever my parrot was pleased

To see me still haven’t named him yet by the way and of course there was banjo i dumped as much stuff as i could into my chest but they were starting to get really really full i needed more cobblestone before i could start building and made my way into my mind i

Dropped the staircase down a level so that i wouldn’t get severe head trauma every time i walk up it while mining i came across this random piece of obsidian it turned out there was a small flooded cave here and i had to make a choice what flavor of g fuel should i

Order while mining obsidian using code mosey for 10 off of course link in the description shameless product placement aside i did actually manage to get all the obsidian i needed i continued mining and brilliant i explored the cave i just run into but there was none of the blue

We all know and love well there was some blue just slightly less loved i was gonna head back to the surface but i decided no i’m gonna be a karen i’m not leaving until i see diamonds or the manager yeah i gave up pretty quickly it

Was nice to finally be out in the sun again and i wasted no time throwing several hundred tons of stone in the furnace instead of wasting my coal i harness the power of natural energy what just because i throw things in the ocean constantly doesn’t mean i don’t care

About the environment i can’t believe you’d assume that go start your house off with a plan always start with a plan that you change a thousand times because you aren’t happy with it i also realized i picked up badam and three from killing statue and i can’t get milk so i can’t

Get rid of it i love future problems unfortunately the sacred sign was in the way of the build so i had to move it if i’d remembered to turn on replay mod we could have had a nice little time lapse but i didn’t so we just have first

Person footage i got attacked by a drowned wielding a seashell so you can probably guess how that went considering how scarce wood is it was not exactly smart to build the entire thing off spruce logs i was still building on day 19 and i was going all in on wasting

Wood i’m talking stairs i’m talking slabs i’m talking trap doors like a ridiculous amount of trapdoors i burned through even more of my dwindling supply by crafting a ton of chests for my new storage system that’s right i’m gonna actually organize all my stuff i realized i had an entire pile of bamboo

Just lying around and started planting it i’m no gardener but surely planting it in the sand shouldn’t work i needed sticks for item frames and after bone mealing a ton of bamboo i was able to make two two item frames i needed way more materials for the roof so the top

Is gonna have to stay flat for a while i hung up this banner i stole from statue and made a pair of diamond boots but money doesn’t bring happiness i spent all night trying to make a simple staircase because apparently i was suffering from staircase disease it’s where you can’t build a staircase

Anyway i began digging out a basement houses in the uk don’t have basements but then again houses in the uk look nothing like what i’ve built my capability to waste wood was an all-time high because i decided to trim this place out in dark oak i then had to use

Spruce slabs for the floor in order to save resources and still ended up not having enough i began organizing my storage and then realized i’d literally rather do anything else so i ended up procrastinating with some fishing but i got bored pretty quickly and went back

To organizing my stuff day 21 began with a rainbow which honestly looked amazing i needed bookshelves for an enchanting table which meant i needed wood i could have already made bookshelves by now if i hadn’t spent my wood budget on aesthetics also if anyone watching this

Video likes birchwood let us all know in the comments we will bully you i headed over to some of my old crime scenes in order to do more crime the garden was a test run now i’m taking the house i spotted this acacia boat in the distance

Which gave me the idea to add a second floor to my house in the future it’s me carl chill chill i collected up the wood and despite me not even having a roof i was already making plans for a master bedroom and a jacuzzi i slowly rode

Across the ocean and came across a room portal which didn’t have much to offer besides a flint and steel i came across a pirate ship and i pity these fools i’m in full diamond armor they don’t stand a chance while i waited for my bruised ego to recover i went around the ship

Collecting this crimson wood it’s a nice shade of purple but now it’s time for murder i kind of wish i’d let them live longer they might have had more stuff for me to steal i spent some time collecting this oak wood from the mast because even though it’s more basic than

Eating corn flakes for breakfast i think i can put it to good use i spent a while searching for my boat before realizing this drowned was trying to take it for a spin his head was at a 90 degree angle so he was probably having trouble steering my thirst forward continued and

I cut down these palm trees i dug for treasure with my fist instead of my shovel and actually ended up finding some i didn’t pay much attention to this outpost seeing as i just collected plenty of palm wood but i did stop to grab the loot i got myself some more

Acacia and i guess it’s time to break in this diamond armor blocks off the stairs like the 200 iq tactical mastermind strategist that i am and then started stealing guys it is part of the strategy come on this time i was up against captain roger he should really find a

More secure place to store his god apple his crew was just as badly trained as statues and they started a mutiny almost immediately with the spawners at the front gone i moved on to the back and things went way smoother than last time i realized i could get rid of the final

Spawner from behind which meant i could avoid nearly losing my organs unfortunately the boat was still teeming with pirates not to mention roger himself but with my diamond armor i was still nearly dying there’s a hole in my lungs but i’ll sleep it off i took a

Cannonball to the face and continued to try fight the horde i did this very calmly as you can see i still hadn’t seen roger yet progress was slow and painful but i whittled down the pirates oh there’s roger hey roger how’s the kid ow ow i started fighting him on the stairs

But this guy doesn’t mess around but i have something roger doesn’t a ridiculous amount of golden fruit and an endless appetite his health bar began to dwindle and soon it was almost over he was shouting that captain albrecht and captain agma would avenge him but really

I’m supposed to be scared of a guy named albrecht i jumped down to finish the rest of the pirates off but there were more than i thought after getting my five a day purely from apples i made friends with everyone and there were smiles all around roger for some reason

Kept a diamond block on him as well as a totem of undying he forgot to use the treasure was amazing as you can probably tell it was a good day for my bank account unlike statue’s ship rogers wasn’t getting left in pristine shape i took the front the back the sides and

All three of the masts i was in dire need of a resupply considering how much wood i’d used on my house roger you’re dead go away i definitely should have gone home at this point i mean i had more than enough wood for the bookshelves plus a ton of loot but i

Like robbing people so i’ll stay a bit longer although after struggling to fit the wood from this raft into my inventory i realized i should probably go back all i really had to do was follow the trail of destruction the uk came into sight and it is definitely a

Sight i’ll put it that way i put my items away properly for the first time thanks to the new storage system i crafted a way better pistol as well as plenty more ammo it does a lot more damage than the previous one just with a longer cooldown i procrastinated long

Enough and began moving the rest of my items into the new storage aside from being a lot easier to find stuff i now no longer have a chest embedded into my house thanks to the two captains i defeated i was now sitting on 68 levels i turned all this palm wood into planks

Which i used to make bookshelves i turned all this crimson wood into planks which i used to make bookshelves i built the library and added the grindstone before crafting an enchantment table also every time i try go through this door i end up going up the ladder and that’s definitely not

Gonna annoy me more and more as time goes on my diamond tools were starting to look like something out of an elderly couple’s shed and i made a new set imagine if this was only on breaking three that would really suck all right thanks minecraft i got efficiency for

All my axe efficiency for my pickaxe and enchanted my old pick in order to combine it with the new one i got sharpness three on my sword and then demonstrated my horrible lack of brain cells by making a brand new helmet and chest plate i had an anvil i could have

Just repaired my current ones i got protection for an aqua affinity on my helmet which was amazing protection 3 on my leggings and it was at this point i remembered i owned an anvil after some quick repairs i got protection for on my chest plate and boots and made a second

Pair of boots in order to get depth strider i combined the two pairs together as well as my two pickaxes i named my new tool pickastly and i’m sure he’ll never let me down after trying and failing to get enchantments for my pistols i harvested all my bamboo and

Made sticks i was gonna craft the final item frames but i genuinely couldn’t find my leather anywhere i searched all my chests but once you start looking in your wood chest for your leather it’s probably gone i made a quick trip down to my mind to grab some obsidian now

That i had efficiency five i felt unstoppable i wish my legs had efficiency five that would be nice after climbing up my staircase and punching bricks for some reason i began building my nether portal you know i had to flex with all four corners i wonder what

Biome i was spawning maybe the crimson forest maybe the nether wastes or the worst biome in the game to make matters worse this blue thing started hurling his children at me and now they’re orphans i decided to make the best of my atrocious spawn and started looking for

A fortress i mined up some quartz with pic astley and made my way through the wasteland i played this really fun game called jump down and try not to die so far i’m winning i did some illegal poaching and ended up stumbling across a bastion i towered up but i was going to

Need to be careful here if i took my own advice for once then maybe my life expectancy would be above 20. i cleared out most of the pigment brutes but i could still hear them everywhere the reward was worth it though i do love ancient debris this ghost was just

Trying to enjoy a nice lava bath and i ruined his day i definitely ruined his day this bastion was a treasure bastion which meant i was more than happy to risk the entire playthrough just for the loop i got jump scared when i heard this

Piglet take full damage but i was fine i quickly lightened up when i realized just how useful the pirate pistol could be not only does it one-shot piglens it also has massive knock-back what are you doing with my enemies now residing at the bottom of this lava pool i was able

To collect their possessions without any trouble without much trouble i found another piece of ancient debris and then saw myself out there was no one to escort me out because a everyone was dead and b this place is rated one star on google maps i found these soul

Vulture things and they were incredibly annoying i gave up trying to hit this gas fireball back and just shot it instead i was still holding out hope for another fortress but there was still no sign of one also these shaders were not helping the locals only spoke pig but

Eventually a familiar structure came into view getting to the fortress wasn’t easy but me and pickassly didn’t give up i began the cycle of killing blazes and getting barbecued usually it takes me forever to find another wart room but this time things went smoothly that’s definitely all my good luck gone for the

Year i was trying to find a blaze spawner and it was not going well luckily there was a party on the roof which i immediately gate crashed as a community have we never questioned why nether fortresses have horse equipment i fought a few wither skeletons before finally coming across a blade spawner i

Heard more blazers nearby and it turned out there was a second spawner around the corner i started digging a tunnel to see if i could connect them after a lot of mining and a lot of getting set on fire i managed to link them up if i was

Good at redstone and actually cared then i could probably make a decent farm out of this but i’m just here for the bare minimum once i had all the blaze rods i needed i headed into this nearby warped forest to cut down some trees what a surprise this was the first time i’d

Encountered an unlimited supply of wood and i made sure to collect as much as i could possibly carry with my deforestation of hell complete i began making my way back to the portal which was easier said than done yeah this time i’m hitting the fireball back um how how

There we go i was pretty much lost at this point but at least i was close to the basalt delta these guys asked me what my favorite food was and i said bacon probably shouldn’t have done that i continued to push through the nether having a good time parkouring around

Then i had to bridge across this fiery pit of doom and that wasn’t quite as fun eventually i made it over caught fire and found my portal it was good to finally be back in the sun i’d used up all my ammo clearing that bastion and

Had to make more i crafted a diamond fishing rod because that’s a thing in this mod pack and put it to good use even enchanted it you might have noticed that my food supply is down to 10 cooked cod i hadn’t set up any farms and only

Had one chicken so besides stealing this was my only real way to get food but i couldn’t believe my eyes when my idol showed up it was mr krabs in the flesh i’m having a boat ride with mr krabs but the best part of the night was yet to

Come by cooking the jellyfish i’d caught in a furnace i could get slime for leads i made the leads use the leads to make sales and then combine the sails with three spruce boats to make my new vessel day 30 the moment had finally arrived

And just look at this bad boy i dropped down the sails and the speed all my days the speed and you know what else it even has storage this is by far the best thing i’ve ever crafted i wanted to start a mob grinder for a number of

Reasons mainly for bones and gunpowder i only had a couple stacks of cobblestone to my name and i’m gonna need a lot more than that i ended up finding a ravine and started to explore and when this skeleton dropped down out of nowhere i had no reaction that’s never gonna

Happen again i wasn’t really making any progress towards collecting cobblestone and started carving out an area in my strip mine i got a decent amount of blocks probably not enough but it’s not a mosey video if i don’t run out of materials at least once i had some sand

Lying around and spent a while cleaning up areas that no one but me will see or care about i then started making a bridge because i want this cobblestone box of a farm to be as far away from my island as possible i started construction but before long i found

Something well someone who i was least expecting a zombie villager and while he was quickly 360 in his way to the bottom of the ocean i knew i had to save him i didn’t have long before he drowned and dug a tunnel as fast as i could he did

Start biting me but i’ll forgive him i trapped him in a boat to prevent him from despawning and now i have a future prisoner a friend i continued working on the mob farm and made sure i built the water channels at the correct length

Last time i made a mob farm i messed it up and what followed were the most painful 10 minutes of my life i also fell off which was completely intentional i just wanted to do a swan dive i swear there are actually some time lapses in this video i zoned out

Again and forgot to turn on replay mod it doesn’t even matter though because within 15 minutes of starting this project i’d run out of materials it’s fine it’s fine i love staring at rocks all day i kind of wish i’d added a construction equipment mod this would

Have been a lot easier if i had a bulldozer i put this mod pack together myself and if this video hits 10 000 likes i’ll upload it to curse fortune i definitely got insane at this point because i started smacking my fish against the stairs i needed a bunch of

Trapdoors for the farm but thanks to all the wood i collected from the nether i could easily afford them this farm should be pretty effective considering i’m in the ocean half the caves are flooded so it saves me having to light them up i shot a jellyfish because i

Hate them and went to check up on dave yeah dave with the water added in the only thing left was the roof i’m sure i have enough materials to finish i didn’t i didn’t have anywhere near enough i did another swan dive off the top and picked

Up a zombie’s corpse lovely all this mining was starting to wear down pickassly and if i wasn’t careful he’d end up saying goodbye if i don’t have enough cobblestone this time i’m gonna eat my shoes luckily my shoes didn’t end up in my digestive system and the farm

Was complete i turned off the lights tried to be efficient with my torches and ended up spamming them everywhere i waited for some mobs to spawn but nothing was showing up i was slightly worried that i just spent an hour making a cobblestone behemoth that doesn’t even work but eventually the enemies started

To trickle in i looked longingly at my wheat seeds but i was going to need a ton of bone meal before i could start a huge field seeing as it was day 34 and there was still no sign of a wondering trader i got rid of this platform i had

Enough bamboo for the foreseeable future and decided to fully harvest what i had the mob farm finally started to produce some decent numbers even though i didn’t have that much bone meal i decided to start a farm anyway and yeah i’m gonna try make it look nice i crafted the

Diamond hoe cause we’re long past using iron and got to work i planted the few seeds that i had and injected them with testosterone wait that’s not what you should be using to go props now that i was over level 30 i decided to enchant a new saw just kidding i enchanted a

Fishing rod and got on breaking three why am i like this and i also combined it with my other one mr krabs was crying about not having any money so i gave him an emerald except it bounced off his head some guy was also chilling in my

House but when you have two entrances and neither of them have a door it’s not exactly surprising i needed more bone meal so i alternated between fishing and murder i set out in my new boat in order to find more food and wood and i also wanted to track down those other pirates

Roger mentioned i found a spruce and dark oak raft which i immediately cannibalized including the bright pink sail i was not expecting this to go so smoothly wait hold on a second statue you should definitely be in the afterlife i forgot to block the stairs and was expecting a huge battle but

These guys just killed each other i couldn’t be bothered to deal with statue and spent a while destroying a sail and looting his stuff i was feeling pretty confident about the fight and put my pistols in dual wield mode it doesn’t get much better than fighting an undead

Pirate and his army of goons sadly i started to run low on ammo which meant i had to bring out my sword i’m your best friend and that’s why you’re gonna drop me your trident oh come on how did that not work statue and what was left of his

Crew rushed at me and this guy clearly did not want a repeat of last time but it wasn’t me that killed him this time it was his own stupidity he literally blew himself up now that statue had gone up with a bang i’ll see myself out now that statue was

Gone i mopped up the rest of the crew almost dying multiple times in the process it was so nice of him to come back to life and get all this treasure for me i loaded up shirley yes that is what i’m calling this boat from now on

With treasure and then happily got to work destroying statue’s ship it might seem pointless now but when i need netherrite this wool is gonna be a lifesaver and of course we can’t forget about the oak wood it’s such a small detail but i noticed that when shirley

Has a ton of items these mini chests appear at the front and that’s adorable i did some more exploring broke some spawners broke some bones and booked a hospital appointment i got this really cool shot of the sun setting as i sailed along and it made me feel like i was

Part of a movie wait hold on a second i boarded this pirate ship and scooped up their possessions with my loot goblin hands i was out of there within 30 seconds i also found out you can zoom out the camera on the boat which is actually really cool can i interest you

In some car insurance i’m gonna keep staring at you until you buy it i found a second shark fossil and this one actually had a visible head and visible loot even if it was kind of bad i found an acacia boat and the one pirate on board had no chance of keeping

His property is standard stuff take the wood take the sail and disappear before the cops show up i can’t emphasize enough how useful shirley storage was usually half this stuff would have ended up at the bottom of the ocean but now i can actually keep it all i’ve been

Looking for a spruce ship the entire journey and finally found one the size of my boat meant this drowned looked like a seven year old whose parents accidentally left him in the car day 38 i was chopping wood again that second floor of my house isn’t going to appear

Out of thin air although i really wish it would i mean this is a crime but is it really a crime when there’s no government to stop me i stopped off at this island and instead of breaking the spawner i decided to fight whatever it produced it spawned a guy i found a

Puffer fish in this chest and while i despised these things i decided to do what was right and set it free did you just poison me right welcome to natural selection you deserve that you stupid yellow bowling ball i started heading home only stopping for one more episode of british

Man kills things and chops wood it’s a great show but netflix canceled it in order to make the 35th season of grey’s anatomy i arrived back home and i’m not going to lie this treasure chest is starting to look pretty stacked and the wood chests don’t even get me started on

The wood chest i had 52 levels and instead of encharting another fishing rod i actually used them like a mentally stable person progress i spent a lot of levels trying to get a better sword and got one that was almost perfect but it had knocked back so it’s going in the grindstone i

Wanted to combine these two helmets together but my main priority was a sword i decided to work on it later and instead went for sharpness 5. my mob grinder still wasn’t as fast as i wanted it to be so i went on a mission to light

Up the nearby caves all i had to do was dig towards the sounds of monsters and sooner or later i’d hit a cave this one was terrible but that’s besides the point because everything was mostly flooded i’d find these tiny pockets of dry land absolutely crammed with enemies

I came across a geode that had a ton of amethyst amethyst purple crystals it had them and i collected them i also collected this copper which i wanted to build with at some point but will just end up throwing in a chest and never touching again as i returned to the

Surface it was incredibly depressing to see my house be absolutely dwarfed by a cobblestone mob farm it was even more depressing to find out mr krabs had left you’d never leave me right banjo right i lit up another geode and was gonna sleep but i could hear a skeleton somewhere i

Slowly caused the entire island to crumble as i hunted for one singular skeleton why just why i also tried to fill in the hole with sand which is by far the dumbest thing i’ve ever done after patching up the uk i went over to my mob grinder and saw

Another zombie villager i broke him out grabbed the boat and managed to trap him he needs a name dave too with all those caves now lit up the mob farm was working a lot better than it used to i also replaced this dirt with cobble because it was making

The grinder somehow look worse than usual i found a potato that must have been dropped by a zombie and added it to my field i needed a spider eye and spiders don’t die in the far much thanks to their ability to climb so i had to

Make them die i crafted my first brewing stand but i needed glass for bottles so i went to the mines to collect fuel i wanted to make weakness potions in order to cure dave and dave too which is my first step towards world domination i mean towards creating a happy thriving

Community seeing as my mob grinder was now producing more than three items a day i had enough bone meal to grow all the crops and fill out the farm i made a fermented spider ride using sugar i’d stolen from a skeleton ship and a brown mushroom i’d picked in the nether while

I waited for the weakness potions to brew i began expanding the farm well i added a nice path but i did actually make a section for potatoes a bit of bone meal and a fortune pickaxe go a long way now i can finally feed myself without stealing the potions were ready

But before i killed the villagers i made sure i had plenty of ammo i was still cursed with bad omen 3 and once they were cured a raid would instantly begin day 42 had barely begun and they were already cured i was gonna go witness the

Birth of civilization but i kind of want to build a roof before i get sent to my grave by a vindicator is the roof super over complicated yes does it use way too much wood just for a roof yes sounds perfect the oakwood layer was easy to complete thanks to how much i

Had lying around but the spruce was another story the slabs were fine but the solid layer of logs obliterated my supply it is looking pretty cool though even though i couldn’t finish the final layer i was at least able to add in the slabs i wanted this part to be a little

More emphasized and steep than the others i continued working on the roof the next day but eventually i’d done all that i could with the materials on hand i made a leg turn and headed down to see dave and dave too surprisingly nothing happened well i guess the raiders aren’t

Coming dave and dave too welcome to paradise oh here we go i headed over to my house to see where the raiders were coming from before realizing they were coming from my house a few of them walked straight through my nether portal never to be seen again and before long i

Had apparently already lost i’m fairly sure what happened was that the raiders couldn’t find any villagers and thought wow the only person here is this random pirate let’s find somewhere else a couple of the raiders were still hanging out in my house but tourists are banned

Now that the raid if you can even call it a raid was over it was time to get a librarian to sell me mending just gotta get them out nice and easy of course dave 2 was gonna have to be the librarian because regular dave was a

Nitwit which is just villagers speak for useless member of society he spent the night doing absolutely everything except being a librarian but eventually he was like okay fine i’ll sell cellumending i’d spent all night near the mob spawner and it was overflowing with enemies i grabbed some emeralds and books and then

Bought 12 mending books knowing my track record i’m not expecting dave 2 to live to day 100 so i needed to stock up i combined mending and thorns 3 and put mending on pick astley i swear the entire minecraft community despises thorns and i genuinely don’t get why i

Mean yeah it’s annoying sometimes but i’d argue the pros outweigh the cons i equip myself with some doors and then stopped to try and figure out what this thing was you know i’m not sure but i think it’s a giraffe i began gathering sand as i watched this drowned attempt

To fight a fish wait the fish actually won i thought i’d help out and contributed by bullying i continued to collect sand which took a while with my efficiency one shovel can i have your trident oh he actually dropped it once i have the levels i’ll be turning this

Into a weapon of mass destruction in order to start my capitalist empire i needed a villager breeder which is why i shoveled all that sand i was going to build a small island but the more i thought about it the more it sounded like effort and i don’t want to put in

Effort but to the shock of everyone and i mean everyone i remembered to turn on replay mod i started out by building a dock because that was 10 times easier than trying to make an entire island from scratch i started making the area for the breeder and then ran out of wood

So i had to make a quick side trip to a nearby island i used barrels for the foundations which was a mistake you’ll see why later on and then made some beams from dark oak initially i tried using acacia for the walls but it looked too similar to my house i used warped

Wood instead and i actually really like it i should start using it more often also funny story i wanted the roof to be made out of spruce wood do you know what material i don’t have any of sponge but also spruce wood i added this railing all around the breeder not

Because i care about the villager’s safety in any way but because i like the small details i shot a jellyfish because he deserved it for existing and added some dark oak fences to these wooden pillars it looked really bad they just look like string cheese started off day

48 with some murder and then finished up the railing the wall supply was starting to pay off and seeing as this is magenta it’s most likely from statueship imagine being a pirate feared the world over and then some random guy uses your sails for bed sheets the villager breeder had

Almost everything it needed apart from you know villagers getting these two up to the surface was gonna be a massive challenge is what i would say if i didn’t have the power of science after dropping down some sand to create a temporary shoot i dug straight down and

Broke right into the the dave residency i don’t know by using the completely logical ability of science to block the water and using kelp to turn all the flowing water into water sources i now had a bubble elevator i wasn’t about to let the verges walk free because what do

I look like a generous person the mob grinder had once again filled up so i cleared that out and then saw i had a visitor i don’t really want a visitor night had fallen and i didn’t want to start moving dave and dave 2 until morning just in case anything went wrong

Instead i decorated the dock with some barrels fruit and crafting tables because i couldn’t think of anything else i got attacked by phantoms which is usually really annoying but i have a pistol this never gets old i decided it was finally time to sort out those missing item frames i had so many

Mending books i used one to label my chest of enchanted books which pretty much only contains mending books it was time for the moment of truth could i transport two individuals one of which has brain tails in the single digits and the other one who’s called dave he

Doesn’t have any i had to persuade him to go in the bubble elevator and when he reached the top he had no idea what to do i trapped him in a boat and we began our journey moving 30 blocks in a boat had never been more difficult but

Eventually i got him in and now i just had to do it one more time not gonna lie it’s really fun watching them fly up the elevator everyone was in place and there were smiles all round i think these guys don’t really show any emotions i didn’t

Have a use for the bubble column anymore and blocked it off before harvesting all my potatoes if i was gonna get an easily exploitable population i was gonna need a lot of crops as i was planting some seeds i found a knock off mr krabs he’ll never replace the original but he’s

Better than nothing i was gonna donate seven months of food to the villagers but they were fast asleep with their eyes wide open oh well might as well head to bed myself hello can you hear me is this thing working hello that dream was so weird i crafted some

Smokers and killed some jellyfish to take my mind off things i wanted to cook some potatoes so i paid a quick visit to the lava pool lava cooked potatoes my signature dish i hurled food at dave and dave 2 and then headed over to the mob

Grinder or is that what i think it is a future worker citizen i covered up the entrance to my mind with a trapdoor and finally began adding some stairs now this is luxury i needed more villagers before i could start my master plan so i

Kind of just had to wait i wanted more dirt in order to expand my potato production so i began digging up this island even found a treasure chest with a pirate spader after destroying the island beyond recognition i sailed back home with shirley and realized i should

Probably light up the roof of my house yeah this is a problem i placed down some torches to stop any more unwanted guests and cleared out my mob spawner i really need more levels i harvested my crops and then jumped on the farmland i did that because i wanted to make a

Better looking path i’m not insane i swear i did actually add that dirt from yesterday and used it to make a much bigger field of potatoes as well as adding another row of stairs to the temple entrance these children are going to be the key to my empire yeah must

Have been the wind i was still obsessed with making this farm look absolutely perfect and added a completely pointless dark offense i was slowly gaining levels but it was taking forever the villagers now had their own police force but that’s fine i’ll get rid of him later i

Set out on shirley in search of the remaining pirate captains if i defeated one of them i’d be swimming in xp yeah it’s not for a noble cause i just want to be rich oh this is your raft are you sure well he changed his mind probably

Because he’s dead but let’s not nitpick before long the familiar shape of a captain’s ship came into view i tried to board and immediately got attacked i think we just got off on the wrong foot you got me explosives for christmas you shouldn’t have no like really why would

You leave these out i was dealing with captain albrecht and as far as i can tell he’s not the brightest although he is the first one to actually trap his chest this poison was incredibly annoying this is about to be such a good prank they’ll never see it coming okay

Why is it not falling down things were going pretty well until they won i could barely hear myself think over the sound of 20 pistols firing at once i shoved in golden apples as i was on my deathbed and absolutely booked it for the stairs

I should not have survived that i got my first look at albrecht and his strategy was to sit there and die how did this guy become a captain he also dropped virtually no xp so thanks albrecht i’m so glad i risked my life trying to fight

You i had plenty of tnt and spent a while blowing stuff up and getting launched 40 feet in the air multiple times also you’d think i’d have learned my lesson with this ledge but no i hadn’t it took a while but eventually all the pirates and random creepers have

Been dealt with i collected the usual blocks but more importantly i found a silk touch book as well as some name tags as i made my way through the ruined ship i couldn’t help but think about the name those pirates have been chanting agma day 53 i found this child on my

Boat and then i did nothing anyway i stashed my loot and then got to work cutting wood i can’t just leave all this dark oak sitting here i headed back home and oh i’m immortal danger everyone was panicking and i was like guys it’s fine

Here’s a roof why have you picked now of all times to be difficult unfortunately me building the villager breeder meant the raiders had a clear target and weren’t gonna leave like last time thankfully they do need armbands to swim which makes them a little easier to fight they kept spawning on the mob

Grinder and falling off which would have been hilarious if there wasn’t a massive ocean to cushion their fall in between waves i took the opportunity to get some easy xp did he just push his mate off thanks to me relying on it 24 7 my pirate pistol was beginning to run out

Of durability once there was only a few raiders left in the wave i crafted a spare this ravager was just minding his own business but i did what had to be done why am i feeling sympathy for a ravager what is wrong with me the waves

Had so far come from the top of my mob farm but the next one was right on my doorstep well i don’t really have a doorstep but you get the idea a pillager was trying to use knockoff mr krabs as a hostage but that’s not happening night

Was well underway and i didn’t really like the idea of getting blown up by a creeper while trying to fight off a million other enemies as i was greeting the next group of tourists visiting the uk i heard the sound of an evoker i rushed in to try and alive him but this

Guy’s bodyguard had a bodyguard this ravager head-butted me so i have absolutely zero sympathy now you deserve this get out the pool we’re closed the next wave started and wow that’s one way to end your bloodline everyone’s significant lack of swimming ability turned what was supposed to be a brutal

Assault into some easy target practice except things took a turn for the life threatening when the raiders remembered their ability to walk number one rule when you’re invading don’t trample on a man’s potatoes it will push him over the edge the ravages were gone but i now had

A new problem on my hands known as an entire extended family of vexes trying to kill me things went from bad to worse when i realized my boots were on the absolute verge of breaking i ran to my house to try and fix them but that clearly wasn’t an option well at least

There’s no jellyfish okay then as soon as my boots broke dealing with this many vexes would be a death sentence there was only one thing i could do i swam as fast as i could to shirley and grab my diamonds and iron they were still hot on my trails so i

Was gonna have to act fast i crafted an anvil chucked my boots in and fixed them up let’s try this again it wasn’t easy and i took a lot of damage doing it but slowly the army of demon babies began to fall i was like whoosh and i was like

Bang don’t you dare try and summon more this vindicator was looking lovingly at banjo but he’s my best friend there was one raider left but i couldn’t seem to find him anywhere but after all i’d been through i wanted that hero at the verge status say goodbye oh there’s another

Wave i was trying to combine these two helmets together when i heard what sounded like really bad beatboxing turns out knockoff mr krabs was dying because he was drying up wait did i accidentally kill the original mr krabs the vexes showed up again and got exactly what

They deserved all that was left to do was clean up these ravages no hard feelings except there are because i hate them not as much as the vex though i’ll give them that what’s that spare you how about no did a little bit of jumping around to celebrate get away from my kfc

I mean my friend banjo i sorted out my inventory dealt with the trespasser and checked up on the villagers they somehow weren’t dead it was a miracle i wanted to put these beds back but this iron golem was just committed to causing me problems i said fine have it your way

And lined up the shot funny enough he changed his mind even though i’d had to spend my hard-earned levels on repairing my boots i still had enough for one level 30 enchantment always on breaking three you always got a gamble on a breaking three okay please

Never listen to my advice i did at least get rip tied which meant i could do this that is pretty cool this child had a trident too but there can only be one so he’s selling one bookshelf for one emerald and one book for one emerald time to exploit his terrible business

Plan for all it’s worth i was trying to click on him and accidentally did this and i was expecting the iron golem to start throwing hands except he didn’t care in fact no one cared but hey i’m not complaining i broke down the bookshelves i got from day two and sold

The books back to him for some great profits and xp these fishermen gave me some raw cod but after throwing it into the ocean i saw a cat so i immediately picked it back up but she wasn’t interested in fish and instead chose to visit hell well i guess i better go save

Her what i made a run for it but these gross blue things showed up at precisely the wrong moment they knocked me into the lava and in the moment i decided to eat a god apple it was complete overkill but after stepping into the nether and finding it full of pillagers my heart

Rate was not exactly at a healthy speed after dealing with some very confused raiders and watching the cat nearly delete its own existence i was able to tame it she was definitely done with the nether she walked straight to the portal i climbed down this ladder climbed up

The ladder and then disenchanted my trident is this what people call youtuber luck i combine these books together but didn’t have quite enough levels to max out my helmet i went to visit dave 2 for some more profits and this guy made a run for it fair play

Honestly i bought some bookshelves and then decided this guy wasn’t enjoying his freedom any longer i broke every barrel to try and stop him from becoming a fisherman but he was like i was born to be a fisherman no you were born to serve my empire but suit yourself i did

Some more scamming and also bought a luck of the sea book i could hear a villager upstairs and it turned out this guy was now a cleric and now he’s back to square one pick astley was no stranger to damage but he was definitely starting to run out of durability but

Don’t worry the mob farm can provide one zombie luckily i could just take advantage of dave 2 not knowing he’s in a pyramid scheme i’ve replied the patch of potatoes that the ravages had trampled and then revisited my mob farm for some more xp but then i realized

This is a fortune pickaxe all i had to do was mine a bunch of oars and it would just repair itself i also needed a ton of cobblestone anyway for my next project and glass and villagers but they don’t know that yet day 57 i crafted some beds accidentally jumped on my

Potatoes felt the immense weight of regret and sorrow and then got started on a cobblestone bridge i made it out of slabs because i needed to be spawn proofed and then i got started on an iron farm i’m gonna use the villagers to spawn iron golems and then i’m gonna

Sell the iron to the rest of the villagers wait am i the bad guy here like i just said i need villagers for the farm and would you look what we have here i thought it was gonna be really annoying to get him in but then he was

Just walking straight up it was a miracle it was everything i’d ever dreamed of then he tripped and fell in the ocean the bed’s right there just get in it took ages but eventually he did actually cooperate because villagers can barely follow simple instructions i made

A clear path for where i wanted the next one to go now who to pick next this guy was taking up a whole two beds that’s a chad move but not allowed getting him over to the farm was uh how do i put it a massive pain this looks like some kind

Of weird ritual instead of using the path i specifically built for him he just went in through the top now i only needed one more villager yeah mate you’re free don’t even worry about it you know what you can even have a free hotel room just don’t ask for room

Service now that everyone was in place i returned the beds to the virgin breeder it kind of feels like a ghost town now the only thing i was missing for the farm was a zombie which i thought would be easy to get or it would be if these

Guys knew how to walk in a straight line and skeletons weren’t murdering the ones that could i finally had enough levels to create the ultimate helmet although it was on the verge of turning to dust so i did some trading to get it repaired i also blew my money on two name tags

Because i forgot that i already had some after clearing out the two mobs that were in the grinder it was time to finish off the iron farm i build this thing all the time it’s by wattles it works amazingly well what happens is the golems gonna spawn end up in this

Chamber which is gonna be full of lava and your imagination can probably fill out the rest but of course none of that’s gonna happen without a zombie i put a lot of effort into thinking of a name and then it was time for round two with the mob grinder it went about as

Well as you’d expect this is a straight bridge why is this so hard for them to make matters worse all the zombies that fell into the water turned into drowned so now they were just more annoying to deal with the sun began to rise and i had accomplished nothing and now i have

To wait another 10 minutes before it’s night time yay i blew off some steam by throwing potatoes at my villagers and scamming dave 2 which did make me feel a little bit better seeing as i had some time to kill i decided i might as well

Set up a second iron bomb that’s right a second one when the first doesn’t even work yet and i built it in the wrong place of course steady steady how finally something actually went right night was falling so it was time for me to try once again to get a zombie okay i

Don’t want to panic but this might actually be the one not you now all i had to do was run across the bridge open this trap door and wait it worked it worked it worked so now that the mob grinder’s open now everything wants to

Spawn i see how it is i got a music disc and then a full iron zombie spawned i was kind of debating on keeping him but he died to my thorn’s armor anyway i made the most of the chaos and managed to preserve another zombie for the

Second iron farm he wasn’t holding an item like the other one so i had to use the name tag this skeleton dropped an unbreaking 3 power 3 bow he was stacked i used my trident to deal with the literal army of drown that were now inhabiting the ocean i also tried to

Sleep next to a zombie and i’m not sure why i thought that would work i needed lava for both iron farms so i collected some from the usual pool last time i tried to make an iron farm i built it wrong and ended up turning the lava to obsidian multiple times thankfully i

Learned from my past mistakes and this one was now fully functional i went to the villagers to tell them the good news and they’re escaping they’re escaping realistically dave where are you gonna go your options are me or agma dave too had jacked up his bookshelf prices but i

Bought them anyway i’m not making any profit but i’m still getting xp and of course dave got myself stuck in the boat with the zombie and now needed me to save him i put mending on my leggings but i wasn’t saving dave just yet i built the zombie chamber for the second

Iron farm so that i could set dave free and not waste a name tag zombie but there was a slight problem i got them out the boat to try and separate them but dave was just being useless see logically i don’t need dave anymore i have more villagers but i can’t i can’t

Just kill dave well i could but i do somewhat care about him for some reason the iron farm wasn’t working but then i remembered this one missing block and um melted iron i got started on the second farm and also dave had turned back to his normal self i scammed dave 2 like

Normal and then got back to work i still needed to track down agma but first i wanted to focus on my industry dave had also somehow given birth and i’m just as confused as you are i wanted to get villagers for the iron farm but i needed

To wait for them to grow up i began taking down this old cobblestone bridge and had a trident battle with this round i added mending to my boots because they were practically falling to pieces overall my arm was getting pretty good my trident was pretty bashed up so i put

Mending on it and then visited banjo i love all my pets equally i don’t he’s the favorite i saw all the little chests on shirley and realized i’d never actually unloaded all of albrecht’s possessions after some super fun and interesting organization i made my way

Into the nether why are you here why are you here the vex changed his mind about being in the nether probably because i shot at him and then i began making my way to the basalt delta by the way who thought these blue things were a good idea because they’re not they’re really

Not you’re probably wondering why i’ve even gone to the nether and so was i at this point i wanted to find agmer but i’d explored a couple thousand blocks in every direction you can probably see where this is going now one block in the nether equals eight in the overworld and

I was going to use that to instantly travel to new land well not really new land because the whole world’s an ocean but you get the idea and i spawned in a cave nice i swam up and began exploring these unknown waters and by exploring i mean taking everything valuable in sight

Golden apple sure solid gold block don’t mind if i do dark oak wood dark oak should be in my inventory dad get it i’m sorry do you remember that second floor of my house i talked about i’m gonna use it as a trading hall oh but your roof’s not finished that’s not

Important i spent a while trying to kill this thrasher with my trident it took ages because i cannot throw this thing in a straight line i found the best boat in the game aka the spruce boat and my gear meant it was a lot easier to clear

Than it used to be i’ll take some more god-like fruit do you think enchanted golden apples taste nice because i reckon they genuinely taste delicious but that’s just a theory a game theory i found another spruce bow and decided to leave of course i didn’t i gathered every single block of spruce available

As i sailed along a ship we all know and love came into view and sure enough it was agmer terror of the seven seas destroyer of souls and i forgot the rest the point is he’s bad news although he does have a large supply of bottles of enchanting so credit where it’s due

Dealing with all those other captains meant now i was a changed man i took out each spawner making sure to block every hole i made i took my time defeating the pirates and stayed well out the way of their cannons as the gunpowder settled there was only one man left

I’ve been waiting for you mosey statue roger and albrecht they couldn’t defeat one pirate all on his own well you want something done do it yourself i suppose you’re gonna lose like the rest of the magma trust me lose me my boy i rose the demon of the ocean

From her slumber do you have any idea how powerful it would be that scene what sastasi mentioned i should have known i agree will rule the seas and crush your pathetic island Really in seoul in the uk for my job there was treasure everywhere it was like a trail of pure gold breadcrumbs that sea monster it can’t be that bad right i mean it’s not like you said he would rule the ocean with it everything’s gonna be fine i’m gonna die

Aren’t i with agma gone and my inventory full of loot i decided it was time to return to the portal and make my way home it took me a long time to find the opening to the cave because i’m just kind of dumb once i was in the nether i

Sniped the skeleton off my bridge before he could do the same thing to me i was looking forward to a few days of relaxing the fight with agmir had been pretty difficult please no i dealt with a few of the raiders but then i had an

Idea if i just ignore them long enough they just leave so here i am on day 65 casually sorting out all my loot from earlier so you’re telling me there’s a task force of enemies who want to kill both me and all the villagers nah surely not things are pretty quiet around here

I might as well work on the roof i was actually really happy with how it turned out i never built in this style before but it came out exactly how i wanted and i finally started building the second floor it turns out ghosting your mortal enemies actually works there were still

A few trespassers and then there weren’t any there was only one pillager left and he was definitely the main character he dodged that then he dodged that but he couldn’t dodge that i wanted to put my 47 levels to good use i made a new pair

Of boots and a sword i was missing feather falling as well as looting and sweeping edge i got none of them actually i did get sweeping edge but it came with knockback so no thank you even though it wasn’t maxed out i added mending to my sword and then built a

Ladder up to my future trading hall i was pretty much out of spruce wood and had to use slabs as much as i could in case you’re wondering why i didn’t just use the roof at the first floor for the villagers is because hearing her and hmm

All day would probably drive me to the depths of insanity production of the iron farm was going well but in order to exploit the economy i need an economy to exploit i crafted some rails and smithing tables and began building a roller coaster with no ulterior motives

Come on guys when have i ever had ulterior motives and now the ride’s complete so let’s get our first willing participant wait wait wait wait after a lengthy health and safety lawsuit the ride was working as intended welcome to your new home i hope you like it because

You’re gonna be here for a while how long exactly well that’s for me to know and you to discover for some reason the other villagers didn’t want to go on the roller coaster but that’s fine because they don’t have a choice after moving a few more villagers i had to go myself as

A completely unbiased person i raped mosey theme park a 10 out of 10. not everyone was having a great time such as this guy who made a run for it he was going towards my bed and once i broke it he was like well what’s my life purpose

Then your purpose is to make me money my goal was to get an entire haul full of tall smiths who’d happily buy all my iron at an extremely inflated price of course day 69 that’s not funny i found a skeleton hanging out on my roof so

Obviously i had to deal with him what happened to my trident here i began doing business with the tall smiths and apparently got my first stone pickaxe i never actually made one because i went straight to iron after robbing people i needed to make sure all the villagers

Had the coal trait before they all turned into zombies turning into zombies i wonder why that would happen i threw all the stone tools into the ocean and then started brewing some water breathing potions i blew more money on name tags because i still hadn’t realized i already had some i used them

To name all my pets of course we got the legend himself banjo but we also have luis de parra ridley the cap and swift the other cat you see what i mean about using barrels when building a villager breeder it just makes everyone want to be fishermen my water breathing potions

Were done but they weren’t the only things i’d be brewing i made a fermented spider eye and in a twist no one saw coming i started preparing some weakness potions i mean of course i’m gonna turn the verges into zombies and then save their lives how else will i get them to

Completely overpay for my iron this zombie had fallen about 20 stories down the mob farm so in order to prevent myself from accidentally killing him i had to take off my thorn’s armor i put him in a minecart while he was still in a boat because apparently that’s a thing

And then set him free with the villagers it wasn’t really working they’re actually surprisingly good at running away but eventually the whole gang looked like moldy salad i realized i was incredibly lucky that it was raining otherwise everyone would have gone up in flames that’s right i got zombie

Villagers but forgot to build them a roof that could have gone horribly wrong i couldn’t cure them right away because the first one to turn back would just get eaten by the others my first idea was to separate them using minecarts that went horribly wrong as did my

Attempt to save him i eventually got them all into boats and while it wasn’t perfect at least i could now deal with two at a time rather than five i blocked up the hole in the mob grinder stepped on some potatoes stepped on more potatoes and then began curing the

Verges i can’t wait to scam them i mean i can’t wait for them to be happy and healthy mr krabs you came back i put him on a lead and attached it to an underwater fence post which should hopefully keep him from getting stuck on land and drying up i organized my inventory

Crafted some emergency doors and made my way over to the ocean monument i chugged the water breathing potion and broke in through the roof the first elder guardian was really easy he just kind of died i tested my pistol and it works just as well underwater that doesn’t

Make scientific sense at all but sure i’ll abuse it the hardest part of an ocean monument isn’t fighting the elder guardians is trying to make your way through several thousand corridors in order to find them the shaders do make this place look really nice though after finding another ancient guardian of the

Deep and deleting its existence there was only one more left it took me a while of swimming around in circles but eventually i found it and killed it once the mining fatigue were off i began gathering sponge interesting i know i began swimming back through the maze but then i remembered i

Can cheat now after smashing my way through several walls of this sacred temple i finally found the center and collected the hidden gold blocks instead of finding the exit i made my own and then swam over to shirley the next morning i grabbed all the iron from my

Farm cleared out the mob grinder and rode the roller coaster to the top of my house that last part sounds like something a little kid would say to impress his mates on the playground you know that one kid that was always lying like yeah my house has a roller coaster

Shut up anyway once the villagers learn it was me that saved their lives from whatever caused them to turn into zombies they basically began handing me emeralds one iron for an emerald is is that even legal in order to level them up i had to buy more stone tools and

Getting rid of them was easier said than done i then moved all the cure villagers into their own section i only had one weakness potion left so i had to start curing these guys before i split them up although they just refused to separate every time one of them got in the boat

The other jumped straight in once i finally got them in their own boats i harvested all the potatoes that i’d neglected for several weeks i needed more workers so i visited the breeder and then hurled raw potatoes everywhere my treasure chest was getting pretty full so i crafted some emerald gold and

Iron blocks in order to save space you know all i’m saying is you don’t see jeff bezos with 104 blocks of solid gold all the villagers were cured which meant i could free them from their boat imprisonment i mean they’re still in prison just not in boats i had one water

Breathing potion left and decided i might as well use it that’s right i’m gathering sand really takes me back my shovel was practically broken and it only had efficiency one so i just used it until it disintegrated rest in peace shovel you won’t really be missed because i’m gonna make a better one

Literally two minutes after your death i put all my sand in the furnace to get glass and then went up to the villagers to do some fair and honest trading like buying an enchanted diamond shovel for one emerald i crafted a hook for my fishing rod which i turned into a gold

Hook to get extra luck but i couldn’t just attach it normally that would be too easy and straightforward instead what i had to do was go to the depths of the mines gather some obsidian craft an ender chest and by combining it with an iron block to harness its mystical

Powers of fishing create a tackle box now i can attach the gold hook that makes sense i had a decent amount of levels thanks to all that trading from earlier and decided to see if i could finally get feather falling and i didn’t get him i swear i’m allergic to this

Enchantment i made the ultimate fishing rod and called it rodney because i thought that was hilarious and then put it to good use i immediately got a pretty good enchanted book thanks rodney the reason i was even fishing in the first place was because i’d heard a myth

From the verges about the lost neptunium tools but that’s just a myth right oh okay they’re completely real oh okay they’re completely overpowered rodney we need more i found another box soon after with a neptunium chest plate but it had the same stats as diamond and i wanted

To upgrade to netherright anyway i fished all night even changed my spot but didn’t manage to find any more gear it was business as usual collecting the iron from the farm and selling it off the eye watering prices but the one iron farm alone wasn’t supplying enough i

Needed that second one up and running as soon as possible i couldn’t really do anything about that until night so i grabbed all the glass i’ve been smelting and turned it into tinted glass this is what my diamond shovel died for a cooler looking mob shoot i got most of it done

And then headed over to the villager breeder i gave them those potatoes so there’s probably a few more now where have you all come from i began escorting the first one and it was going smoothly why did i think having a bridge one slab wipe was a good idea it was surprisingly

Easy to get him back on like weirdly easy i’m not used to virgos doing what i want and the second one just teleported through the wall alright then i thought surely the third one’s gonna make my life difficult but he also just went straight in i’m so confused on what i

Did to deserve this good luck but i’m not complaining now that all the villagers were in the farm all that was left for me to do was to actually finish it it also poured rain the entire time i didn’t actually have enough materials to finish the farm and ended up having to

Gather more cobblestone i ended up coming across some more diamonds though four dimers into nine sure i’ll take that when i returned to the surface it had finally stopped raining and i began ripping off the tool smiths they kind of looked at me like hey we want our money

Back but sorry no refunds i put that in the terms and conditions because nobody ever reads those i needed knight to fall so that i could get a zombie so while i waited i finished decking out the mob grinder with tinted glass after smacking some ankles i eventually got this guy

All on his own and he was just as terrible at walking in a straight line as i expected by some miracle i managed to get him up to the farm and soon everything was in place except this iron golem because he decided to show up early you’re supposed to wait until

There’s a pool of lava to kill you i began building a super fun waterslide and stayed up all night working on it i’m tired i better get so bad ah my head where am i finally we meet i’ve been trying to reach you via your dreams but

You sleep way too lightly do you need sleeping medication no i don’t need anyway who are you oh i’m neptune neptune is in the neptune the sea god that would be me the reason i’ve called you here mosey is because the world is in danger as you’re well aware the late

Captain eggmar loosened the seal on an ancient monster can you be more specific than ancient monster well it’s the kraken did you did you not read the dictionary i gave you i read it for a grand total of two seconds before remembering i’m a college dropout um no

Anyway i’d fight it myself but centuries of maintaining the seals drained me of my power you’re the only one who stands a chance against him but you only manage to see that away and you’re a god hundreds of years being sealed away has weakened it somewhat you might not die

Oh yeah great no that’s really reassuring that’s the spirit now it’s not quite broken through the seal yet i’ll be able to hold it at bay for three or four more weeks at most good luck you’re gonna need it i somehow woke up on the shore but that’s the least of my unanswered

Questions i’ve been tasked by an ocean god to stop an ancient monster the agma was setting loose in order to rule the world with i knew something was up when those verges did what i wanted there’s no way things can go so well and then not go horribly wrong immediately after

If i was gonna actually defeat the kraken i needed to acquire the strongest weapons and armor i possibly could not to mention a beacon or two i finally finished the second iron farm but this golem was like i can’t swim i was like you’ll be fine and then he fell in the

Pool of lava i just made it didn’t look like i was getting more golems any time soon cause the zombie had despawned i forgot to name tag him i was still able to flood the market with more iron and then enchanted my neptunium axe this thing without sharpness hits harder than

A sharpness 5 netherright axe i wanted more neptunium gear and needed to wait for night anyway so i began fishing even with a gold hook and luck of the c3 i was finding fish after fish after oh there’s one let’s see what this bad boy has neptune that’s not funny i was

Pretty annoyed so i decided i’d name the new zombie bad breath i was so mad that’s like a six-year-old’s best insult it turned out i wouldn’t even need to use the name tag because this zombie picked up a block of glass anyway never mind i got another one and

I got another one and after receiving his name he really wanted to die to my thorn’s armor turns out he was holding a piece of rotten flesh anyway so he didn’t even need the name tag but his name is now bad breath on all legal documents and i can’t be bothered to

Change them after fighting a couple monsters i patched up the mob grinder and then did what else except cell iron and books i’m getting desperate for xp can you tell while my mob farm does the exact opposite of giving me tons of xp it had stored up a decent amount of

Gunpowder i crafted a stack of tnt enchanted these boots with feather falling 3 and went to the nether re i i couldn’t think of any other way to get that to rhyme i needed to dig down to mine for ancient debris but i kept running into this lava lake eventually i

Found a spot that didn’t lead to a fiery pit and began digging a huge tunnel which i then filled with explosives and of course i had a great time blowing them all up wow look at that nether thing all in all i found a decent amount

Of asian debris i got 11 pieces in total i chucked them in the furnace and then fished while i waited i got a neptune’s bounty on my first catch and you want to know what i found inside a fillet knife a fillet knife neptune i sold off some

Iron and thanks to this spare scrap i’d stolen earlier i was able to craft three netherright ingots it was a decent amount but i’ll definitely need more as usual i struggled to get into my enchanting room thanks to my terrible door placement oh is that sweeping edge

Knockback i don’t want you please go away i did some fishing for a while but there was no sign of any more neptunium gear i had a plan to increase my emerald output and involve stepping into the food industry in other words i was gonna

Get a bunch of farmers and rip them off the usual strategy day 79 i checked my mob spawner to see if it had any decent bows you know when people say a sound is painful it’s like nails on a chalkboard well i was literally hearing nails on a

Chalkboard turns out this whale was somehow dying to a coral reef so i had to help him i mean i kinda had no choice he was gonna destroy my eardrums otherwise i bought a ridiculously overpriced punch too burke and by overpriced i mean it just costs more than one emerald how dare these

Villagers get paid properly i made another bow and as always had to fight to get to this door i got power 4 which i was happy with and then got to work finding the cheapest way to combine all these bows i could have put these two

Together to get a solid result but i decided to wait until i could also get flame and infinity i went up to the trading hall where absolutely nothing productive was going on i mean one guy was literally sat in a composter i gave them a bunch of potatoes and said make me children

Please i was painfully aware that my temple still wasn’t finished and before i get eaten by the kraken i’d at least like my house to look nice so i grabbed shirley and headed into the nether because it was time to go rob a bunch of ships not for their money but for their

Wood once i was out in new waters i saw a skeleton pirate ship and i wanted to test my netherright armor i jumped on board and began bullying the entire crow it was honestly hilarious i essentially walked through everyone the only time i had problems was when a creeper fell on

My head but apart from that it was a great time the captain pretty much accepted his fate and i don’t blame him if someone came at me with the neptunium axe and my only defense was an unenchanted bow i’d probably give up too i spent a while shopping words and i

Mean it’s chopping wood is it interesting no but what is interesting is that these palm leaves break twice as slow as normal leaves why is that a thing it took an unreasonable amount of effort but i managed to collect every last leaf block from this island i

Collected more wood because i guess i was on a mission to make this the most boring day possible and get this right i was doing the same thing the next day i don’t need this many palm leaves why am i still going i did also find a spruce

Boat which is what i came out here for in the first place stole their money stole their wood their usual shirley was not having a good time i had all the wood i needed so i headed back home through the nether casually taking a shortcut through hell as you do i

Checked up on the toolsmiths and they’d already made a couple kids this was good this was really good soon i won’t just be scamming villagers i’ll be scamming their entire families it was time to finally fix something that had been an issue for way too long no not my moral

Compass i’m talking about the roof of the villager breeder but as i started construction i saw a baby zombie riding a chicken oh yeah and a creeper i grabbed a lead and made my way over to the mob farm i dealt with the problem you know the child and then

Brought the chicken over to banjo i think i’ve been a good mate but he needs someone he can relate to more i named the new chicken kazooie and then got to work building the roof there were no more chicken related distractions and by the end of the day i was done i

Harvested all my potatoes because i was still gonna need more villagers and tried to make a lectern with a crafting table not my proudest moment there were plenty of future workers i mean children being born but i still didn’t have anything to sell to them yet my plan was

To build a massive melon farm but in order to do that i was going to need like a lot of dirt i started work on the fields and even though i barely had any seeds what i did have was a mountain of fertilizer i didn’t want to light it up

With torches so instead i went out to the ocean monument to borrow some of their sea lanterns except you need silk touch so i just smashed a light and now the police are getting cooled i should i should probably get out of here operation steel the sea lanterns had

Failed but have you heard of operations steal the stream lights i vaporized this piglen before collecting the four shroom lights i could actually reach the rest of the crimson forest was at the top of a 50-foot cliff but once i eventually got up there was so much nature to

Exploit in order to get back down i had to be extremely careful now i just leaped off and hoped i wouldn’t die huh a skeleton and a creeper i could get a music disc another rainy day just me and the spider hanging out working on the melon farm

Then he got in the way and i uh killed him i felt kind of bad about that i went to visit the villagers and ah they grew up so fast no seriously they were babies literally five minutes ago i leveled them up so that they’d start buying

Melons and then paid a visit to the iron farm which of course resulted in me waking everyone up in order to force them to trade with me i finished off the melon farm and soon it’s gonna generate a huge amount of money i’m gonna need

That if i’m gonna get a max beacon up and running before the horror of the seas swings by for a visit i was still holding out hope for some more neptunium gear but only found fish i finally got a sweeping edge sword that didn’t have knockback and it even came with looting

2 as a bonus day 85 i was trying to get a librarian in order to get some missing enchantments and this is where i learned what true pain was because of all the barrels i used for my breeder all this guy wanted to do was become a fisherman

Well at least things can’t get any worse why am i not surprised i eventually decided these villagers were a lost cause and headed up to my trading hall instead thanks to the tall smiths telling the farmers about how i saved them from being zombies they were more

Than happy to pay me twice the usual price for melons should i stop exploiting their feelings for my own gain i mean i could but i don’t want to there was a spare villager in here who i decided to make into a librarian to hopefully sell me either looting 2 or

Looting 3. guess what he gave me a million points to those of you that guessed not looting 2 or looting 3. knight fell and he was like oh i’m getting a bit tired now i said no i’m tired of you but you’re gonna sell me this book but his will to be annoying

Was far greater than i could have imagined and after staying up the whole night with no results i gave up i did at least have a decent amount of levels thanks to my questionable business practices i managed to get feather falling three on these boots and by some

Miracle managed to get a looting two sword i combined these boots to get feather falling four and then and then why why with the levels i had left i upgraded my neptunium axe to efficiency five so that i could harvest my melons at absolutely breakneck speed i don’t

Know if this is the appropriate thing to do with a long lost neptunium war axe but i’m gonna do it anyway the villagers were practically throwing their money at me at this point and i used the levels i got to combine these two swords i couldn’t add the result to my main sword

Yet but at least i could actually add gear together this time i’m looking at you feather falling boots even though i was still missing flame and infinity i decided to combine these bows anyway get out my bed i was gonna need more netherite and thanks to all the will

I’ve been stockpiling i was able to craft a ton of beds this villager walked into the nether portal and i could help him but i have better things to do i couldn’t find my old ancient debris mine so i had to start a new one it’s a good

Job there’s no lava pools around what were you expecting me to fall in because you’d be exactly right i mean i lived it was just annoying i ended up trying to find my old mine again and this time actually succeeded and then i mined for ancient debris shocker i got

12 pieces which i was happy with and on my way back out i found a hogland burning to death unlucky mate as i made my way out this guy decided he didn’t like being on the ground anymore i was gonna knock him off but he jump scared

Me so bad i ended up dropping my pistol once i got back i harvested my melons and potatoes like usual but when i went up to the trading hall this guy saw his chance for freedom this will stop him probably should have seen that coming i

Spent a while wondering what i should do with him and then realized i don’t care i have all these farmers now so losing one villager doesn’t really matter i crafted three more netherright ingots and used them to convert my boots and the legendary pickaxely my sword wasn’t

Quite perfect so i won’t convert it just yet my house still didn’t have a roof and i wanted to fix that too bad i picked the most expensive roof design imaginable and of course ended up running out of wood i also spent some time changing the cobblestone bridge to

The mob grinder into a much better looking boardwalk i grabbed a ton of arrows from my mob spawner because tomorrow i was gonna fight the ender dragon i also added mending to my pistol and then woke this guy up in the middle of the night in order to get it fixed

Day 90 i grabbed a ton of blocks made some ender poles and set out with shirley to say i was tight on time is like saying water is wet i had at most 10 days before the kraken broke loose and as things stood i was gonna lose not

Even lose i was gonna get annihilated that didn’t stop me from making a detour in order to gather some spruce wood where was i once i found the stronghold it wasn’t exactly much of a challenge to get to the portal room i placed in the isa vendor and without any further

Thought walked straight in i spawned underground and once i dunked my way out i started taking out the crystal i started taking out the crisp i started taking out the finally i used both my bow and my pistol and before long all the crystals were

Down i don’t know why but my bow aim can switch from god mode to absolute potato basically at random once the dragon was down to her final sliver of health i readied my pistol and took the shot she took a while but eventually she did actually die i felt pretty cool with

This camera angle not gonna lie after happily running around scooping up the remains of her soul i collected the dragon egg the next step was to go to the outer end so i had to fight a few of the locals to get ender pulse i bridged over to the gateway

Badly and then headed in i found this disgusting creature and it got exactly what it deserved i was expecting a long painful search for the elytra but soon i found not one but two end cities i was half expecting to literally just explode on the spot because there was no way i

Was getting this lucky the guards at the entrance said i couldn’t go in that was a nice suggestion i floated as far as i could and then pulled over to the ship i always feel bad for the one shulker that gets left in charge of guarding the

Elytra i picked up the wings but as i was on my way out i found a mimikyu these stupid slimes had nearly killed me during my 100 days in better minecraft and i had to get revenge for that i knocked it off with the pirate pistol and oh any moment now

Have fun i didn’t forget the dragon head which is honestly pretty surprising knowing me and then i flew over to the second city two is always better than one and that principle applies when robbing people life lessons with mosey just not good ones oh he’s playing peek-a-boo that’s cute

I wanted to make sure i made it all the way back to the gateway in one go so i pillared up until i hit the stratosphere i don’t even know what that word means but it sounds cool i managed to get to the gateway nearly got mugged and then

Arrived back home before i used all my newly acquired levels to max out my sword i hunted for those final missing bow enchantments i did have enough levels left to make the perfect bow but my sword takes priority i grabbed the iron and melons like usual where did you

Come from and of course scammed everyone they don’t know that though so it’s fine i converted my sword to netherright and put mending and i’m breaking three on my elytra in terms of rockets the only paper i had was from looting pirate ships so i wasn’t able to make a huge

Amount i tried to take off with my chest plate on and ended up murdering some innocent potatoes once i was up on the roof i completed the final layer of spruce i’m still not gonna finish it yet though this is actually starting to become a problem why are there so many

Of them i took down my nether portal because i wanted to make a custom one finding the elytra had gone so smoothly that i now had some extra time on my hands sure neptune is currently using every last drop of his power to hold back the kraken but a little bit of

Building won’t hurt i gathered up some prismarine from the ocean monument because i thought some kind of sea themed nether portal would look cool i extended the boardwalk and then got to work i had absolutely no plan which is why it was not really coming out how i

Imagined i made something that looked alright but i ended up getting rid of it i changed my approach and used some palm trees to cover up the portal instead which wasn’t a perfect solution but it looked way better i also put in some more work on the roof but guess what

I still didn’t finish it day 95 i did some trading in order to get my levels up and at last i had a maxed out bow i then headed into the nether because if i was gonna get beacon i was gonna need some wither skulls and if i was gonna

Get a finished roof i was gonna need some warped wood as well instead of going back to my old fortress i started searching for a new one the old one kind of sucked in terms of withers getting spawns along the way i found a bastion which i decided to attack head-on that

Was a mistake oh yeah they left all their stuff for me and their wills trust me i came across another fortress but there were barely any wither skeletons i had to keep flying back and forth in order to get them to spawn and i’m not a

Man with unlimited rockets i’m a man of limited like very limited rockets i moved on from that fortress and ended up coming across a much better one in a basalt delta for some reason i decided i wasn’t just gonna get three with the skulls i was gonna get six i don’t know

Why i did this to myself but i complained the entire time while doing it there’s one there’s two there’s three there’s four there’s five and finally there’s six i guess it could have been worse i could have had to eat a pear or something they are the worst fruit i’m

Just saying i started flying back through the nether and it took a fair amount of time actually it took a really long time i made it home on day 98 and instantly started brewing potions when i say i was running out of time it was a usain bolt level of running but even

Though the kraken was just days away from breaking free i was still working on the roof it had taken way too long but i finally finally finished my house and i love how it turned out at least now if i die i’ll be dying in style i grab some blaze rods

To make strength potions and you’re now witnessing someone’s soul shrivel up and die before your very eyes my treasure chests have been among the ones destroyed and i only had five minutes to save everything before 98 days of progress despawned in front of me i did the only logical thing and

Stood in the pile throwing my stuff into random chests even though my storage was now a complete mess i managed to not lose any of my items with that problem sorted and my heart rate back in the double digits i set out in search of a

Place to fight the wither fighting it on my island would be a recipe for disaster and trying to fight it in the ocean would be an even bigger disaster i stumbled across the old skeleton pirate ship that i’d saved louis the parrot from and knew this was the best area i’d

Be able to find i checked to make sure there weren’t any leftover enemies and then spawned everyone’s favorite three-headed monstrosity i’ve whittled down its health but then it sent me flying off the ship except it came down to fight me head on which kind of defeats the purpose of knocking me off

In the first place but i’m not complaining i’ll happily take a free netherstar it turned out there were a couple enemies lying in wait below decks but i took care of them the ship was close to falling to pieces but i still had a rematch due with the wither

Luckily we had some kind of weird unspoken agreement to stay on the least destroyed part of the bow and things ended exactly how he’d expect i raced home and crafted the beacons thanks to all the treasure i’ve been saving up for the past 99 days i had enough to make

Two maxed out beacons neptune had said he could buy me three or four weeks at most and he somehow managed to pull it off i picked resistance to strength and regeneration which would give me the best possible chance of survival i was well aware that this night could be my last

Day 100 make no mistake the kraken had arrived its huge tentacles threatened to crush me in a single blow i tried to reposition behind my house but it slithered after me killing swift in the process i fled into the water but this was the kraken’s natural habitat it

Began tossing me around toying with me like i was nothing more than prey it was about to devour i managed to keep it at bay with my bow but slowly and surely it closed the gap between us it got me between its jaws and the only reason i

Was still alive was thanks to the beacons i had worked so hard to get i started landing huge hits with my bow and got into a deadly rhythm as the kraken reached desperation it rushed in this was it it once again clamped down with the crushing weight of its jaw but

I was the one who dealt the final blow plus if i died who would be here to scam the villagers banjo i did it i saved the island ah that’s kind of all good i piled up my diamonds in front of my temple and then converted the kraken’s

Tentacles into sushi that’s right the world’s most feared monster was now rolled up in a nice little ball of rice and i had survived 100 days in an ocean-only world if you enjoyed this video it would mean a lot if you dropped a like and subscribed it has taken me

Over a month of work to make oh yeah i wonder how the sushi tastes well i’m off to go conquer the universe You