The Funniest Fake Minecraft Speedruns Of All Time…

Oh yeah dude I’m about to beat the game my friend promised me that this special ed will give me the world record fake Minecraft speedruns are hilarious because they’re terrible at cheating these are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns listen before I click play on the speed run I know it’s fake their hot

Bar is on the second slot when they spawn there’s experience orbs on the ground and there’s what appears to be another player’s floating name tag in this house but this spiron had some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen it’s just so funny that I had to show it the

Speedrunner proceeds to show off their sheer skill and raw talent when they enter a library and can’t figure out how to get out wait no how do I get out no I gotta go out this way these are the actions of only the top one percent of Gamers after wasting an appropriate

Amount of time the speedrunner throws Us in for Loop when he enters a villager house and conveniently finds 19 totems of undying which is perfect because he’s so bad he’s gonna need every single one yeah I know what you’re thinking there’s a lot wrong here but believe it or not

This guy actually has Minecraft speed running down to a science just listen to his deductive reasoning here this one gave two swords but they’re both the same so doesn’t matter a true scholar anyways the speedrunner explores the village and goes after some of the pigs for food but watch what happens when he

Kills the first Pig this one looks like it’ll taste good okay if I play that clip again in slow motion you can see a stack of golden apples gracefully descend from the heavens and my first suspect is the completely inconspicuous name tag from earlier as if that wasn’t already embarrassing enough the speed

Winner pulls a double whammy immediately afterwards tell me if you notice it another day another UFO sighting in Minecraft speedruns logically the speeder’s next step is to build another portal and the way they sing the dream speedrun music in an attempt to distract the speedrun moderators is absolutely hilarious Yep nothing unusual here so the speedrunner builds their portal and enters the nether but these next sequence of events are more chaotic than an M Night Shyamalan movie twist there’s like three other people in this game mob’s punters are appearing out of thin air and is that a floating potato this

Is what Peak speedrun Performance looks like after this series of goofy events the speedrunner proceeds to show us their innate acting skills too wow thank you of inner pearls already the thing is I only got two blaze rods oh wow we found a couple more blaze rods this

Kid’s going places all right well the speedrunner makes their way back to the Overworld they start singing the dream music again which can only mean one thing Happened very quickly despite the fact that the speedrunner is now in the end and cheating they are so bad they didn’t even bring a pickaxe with them but the way this Spirit solves his dilemma is my favorite part I’m gonna find this block and gonna drop a pickaxe okay yeah the

Speedrunner really just magically teleported above the ground and now they’re ready to finally beat the Ender Dragon and get that sweet sweet world record but instead they waste tons of time and I just noticed now are they playing in a public Minecraft server this is so cursed I can absolutely

Guarantee you will not guess what happens next here are your options they die by accident they get the world record or they find a banana instead of me telling you just watch Johnny roll the clip oh it’s the banana man wow whatever are you gonna give me okay

Yeah this is hilarious and all but did you see what just happened while I was distracted laughing at how goofy the speed Runner was the end completely changed in the matter of a single frame everyone.com this guy’s definitely gonna be a future actor I’m gonna apologize in advance for the speedrunner because he

Has a lot of energy Speed Run I give it an a for enthusiasm but I’m actually really concerned that they drank like 50 cups of coffee prior to recording this because they talk way too much you know yeah they spawned right in a village while it’s night time the

Chances of this happening are literally impossible but you know what maybe it’s all just a coincidence maybe the speed run is legit okay so it’s possible there’s some foul play at hand here he goes door to door robbing these villagers while they’re sleeping and he found full netherite armor you can

Imagine how much more energy this doofus has after all this amazing loot oh I got more diamonds so yeah not even a minute into the speed run and this guy is already richer than a post-scam Logan Paul it’s easy to identify that this Speed Run has a pretty clear structure

To it find loot and freak out oh my God three times in a shield and just like a ride at Disney it gets better every single time all things aside though can we talk real quick about how there’s five iron golems outside of a floating house it’s not the

Only strange thing about this Minecraft scene the speedrunner finds something that’s just a little out of the ordinary Johnny roll the clip oh my God the speedrunner gets very lucky finding the legendary cave end portal and would you look at that they have xavender to finish the portal how convenient the spinner

With about as much enthusiasm as I’d have if I hit a million subscribers just click the Subscribe button it’s not that difficult this speed runner’s duel with the Ender Dragon is both hilarious and ridiculous because instead of just hitting it with a weapon like a normal human being they decide to just sloppily

Place an entire stack of TNT where it perches ignite it and pray that it works what happens next is koi possibly the funniest moment in fake Minecraft speedrun history Yeah it ends just like that the only world record this guy got was the goofiest goober award this speedrunner explores the Overworld then places one two three wither skulls on the wait a second what’s going on here oh my goodness no it’s impossible what what the Wither get him oh my

Goodness that boss that boss was so easy that was a piece again let’s just move to the next speed run this next speed Runner Runners and what Minecraft wait what’s going on here is this a new type of third person in Minecraft well they kill some zombies

Craft a sword and after a while grinding they get full diamond armor after the speedrunner finishes mining their materials they go to sleep and when they wake up they’re suddenly back in normal Minecraft again with all of the items that they got and whatever we were just

In and if you think it can’t get worse just wait they put down these rails and get in this Minecart and they’re suddenly playing Mario Kart so after getting hit like 20 000 Times by a bunch of bananas and red shells the speedrunner finishes their Mario Kart

Race and then all of a sudden they’re back into real Minecraft and they found Enderman listen I get that Microsoft has been updating Minecraft but how much have I missed in a few months as soon as they’re about to start fighting these Enderman Minecraft Steve just learns Taekwondo out of nowhere so the

Speedrunner uses a telephone Club Banner to beat up an Enderman this is the weirdest speedrun I’ve ever reviewed and I kid you not I guess the speedrunner feels they have enough time to take a musical interlude and get jiggy on the dance floor with Minecraft Steve can we

Just get the speed run over with already what in tarnation I’ve seen a lot of weird things in my lifetime but I never thought I’d see Minecraft Steve drunk at a bar so after a variety of musical interludes from the speedrunner we are finally back to real Minecraft and

Somehow they got 13 ender pearls from beating up Enderman the next thing you’d imagine for the speedrunner to do is probably go to the Nether and get blaze rods right well uh why in the world are they crafting oh you gotta be kidding me a spaceship so the speedrunner rides a

Spaceship and then out of nowhere Minecraft turned into a great value 4K Walmart update now the speedrunner is literally in space I mean he’s making great time so after the speedrunner completely massacres an entire spaceship of Stormtroopers they have an epic brawl with Herobrine and I kid you not

Herobrine drops blaze rods again what in tarnation so I guess the speedrunners magically back from space now and they have 11 blaze rods so they craft as a vendor and throw the Eyes of Ender in the sky finally something normal the speedrunner digs down and then they find

The stronghold so they enter the portal room fill the portal with eyes and I swear if something goofy happens I’m gonna lose it I mean it does look like Minecraft Steve and he does have a pickaxe and shield and that is a dragon so the speedrunner has this epic battle

With this 4K version of the Ender Dragon beating Minecraft in record time I can finally say I’ve seen it all I have a confession this speedrun was actually made by me and the entire video is actually public on my channel so if you thought it was funny go on my channel

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