mkcl – Minecraft Roots – Episode 9: Horror Dimension

Foreign We did something real bad a few episodes ago something so terrible that I have been terrified of going back to where this terrible thing happened we hit a pigment we shot a pigment Point Blank right in the face and ever since then I have been too

Scared to go back in the nether I’ve been too scared to even unblock this portal but somehow I don’t know how somehow a zombie pigment got out he’s chilling over there in between the two buttholes I don’t know how that happened somehow got through this but it doesn’t matter because we are done

With fear you know what I should just keep that I’m gonna be collecting another rack anyway we’re done with fear because we need to go and find a fortress so it’s time to face our fears once and for all go back in the nether we good we

Cool no we’re not cool we’re not cool they’re still mad oh oh okay well that is uh when we get Holmes problem um great yes we gotta find a fortress um I want to progress more in this game we’ve been doing a lot of building but I think it’s about time that we

Progressed more um okay that’s not good um they are pretty angry at us yeah you know let’s crank up the render distance like all the way 48 we can see everything except for behind the fog so yeah that doesn’t really help at all let’s just go back to 16. all right um

I don’t really know like I know there’s a specific strategy that speedrunners use to find fortresses or for try if you will um but I I don’t know the Strat there’s like a certain like y-axis or something that you gotta be on but I don’t understand any of that

That’s just all gibberish to me so we’re just going to send it instead okay let’s just not go through the basalt Delta that is just uh yeah not fun at all you see all those pigment oh my God they’re tossing each other off the map you see that oh because they’re they’re

All looking at us oh my God look at them look at them all you see the guys in the back there too they’re dropping like flies that’s terrible that’s awful okay well we’re not going that way that’s for sure and we can’t really go this way okay

Well you see I’ve got the shiny new diamond armor on but I still got some gold on because I didn’t get good enough pants yet should we even bother doing this should we just find they’re already mad at us right we may as well just kill them piss them off

Good thing we’ve got sharpness for you know what this was a mistake why do we do this let’s go the other way we’re at zero thirty let’s go through the Crimson Forest maybe we’ll find something there remember when the nether was just the nether wastes I was crazy

Now the nether is so much fun and also terrifying like there’s so many more things that could go horribly wrong in the nether now and I think that’s great let’s just go around I’m not messing with any of this let’s just hope that we can find a Fortress right here nope

This is gonna be impossible how am I gonna remember this oh scary noises it’s creepy that’s fun the nether should be more like a horror horror biome horror Dimension you know like make it make people like like soil themselves just by coming in here you know make it

Terrifying like piglet jump scares and stuff like that you know just make people have a horrible time yeah that’s that helps the Warped Forest I had a hardcore series um I don’t know two years ago where I died in a warped Forest to a to an Enderman yeah

Actually it was I think it was Ultra Hardcore survival that I that I have no health no natural health regeneration came in and just Dunked On Me that was it death in a warped Forest so let’s make sure that doesn’t happen this one he really said I don’t want to die

Walking on some of these blocks sounds like something’s like eating your feet I hear like chomping noises I feel like we got to turn up the ambiance bro chill bro chill bro Jesus all right let’s go over there no pressure here or anything just immediate death if this fails

Hands are sweating like crazy right now it’s so scary okay almost there all right let’s go towards Magma Cube hello ah jerk oh well you’re gone it’s gonna say let’s Harvest them but foreign oh here we go we found one The Shield has five hits left oh boy all right Jesus

Oh that broke my shield in one hit okay well we’re going shieldless for the rest of this Ah oh there’s a lot of them there we got 14 blaze rods from that sweet all right so now this is where the fun begins we’ve got a looting three sword already so we could uh fast track a Wither here if we get lucky although that’s very unlikely yeah nope

Is that it that’s the Fortress folks and there’s more here we need some insides that’s what we need no more of this outside crap there we go inside all right now we’re in business this is best part some gold lots of chests here nice bunch of golden iron

I’ll take those and we’re done awesome going in the nether is one of my favorite things to do stuff like UHC okay we got a regular skeleton here so we have no Shields so careful oh crap Oh that was close yeah this weather skeleton Strat is that makes life so easy so we go left even though we saw another right to the right we’ll get that not another right another another work hey yo all right this chest is empty so we’ll just snag it oh

no damn it I didn’t mean to do that again oh well this is gonna be fun to get out of you bastard okay well okay well we’re gonna have to get out of here while fighting pigment is there anything up here a little warped oh yeah Jesus

Okay what I was saying the nether should be like a horror Dimension I was not expecting it to actually happen jeez that scared me so bad okay enough with the the creepy noises too that’s you’re freaking me out game all right well I think that portion oh that’s the

Whole all the insides we just covered the whole insides nothing all right well Fortress complete let’s head on back home and do some Brewing hey all right we made it home um let’s see if that pigman’s waiting on the other side for us hey hey yep I’m so sorry

We’re cool though right are you gonna tell your friend that we’re cool no you’re not all right you wanna uh live here you want to own your own shop that’s a great idea okay come on over here you’re gonna have your own shop thank you oh foreign I better stop

I’m getting scared so bad in this there we go you’re not gonna take damage right from the Sun I guess not right because you haven’t been get him Golem I want my Cobble back no come on please how could you do this to me Golem he was cool ah jerk

Well we got the Soul Sand here and all the Nether wart that we’ll need so let’s go make a little Nether wart Farm let’s go put it down here you know what why am I doing this just take the shortcut so much faster just place it down here where we got a

Lot of space just gonna make a very simple Soul Sand Farm here nothing crazy just something that we can easily Harvest so I’m just gonna have four little columns here I guess uh seven long five six seven here is gonna be just some Cobble Cobble have them all

End up here in the end we’re gonna need some more Granite so we may as well just Harvest some right here oh I can’t believe I’m using granite never thought I would see the day five six seven Cobble granite I guess granted at the back too foreign bats don’t deserve rights

Every other animal mob whatever is fine but but not the damn bats bats are just the worst all right look at that wow we didn’t get much Nether wart but there we go this kind of looks like another star that’s kind of cool yeah there we go we’re putting some use

To this downstairs area hey look at that you see that you notice that I that I tore down one of the pillars but seems like I gotta tear down three more of them just so we can have a nice view of the spooky scary spawner that’s okay you know what it’s fine

Who needs to see that thing anyway I mean like it’s not like we’re always down there well I’m always down there you guys just don’t usually see it alright so boom we got ourselves a brewing stand that I borrowed from the church building put some blaze powder in there

Now we’ve got glass not here are you kidding me we don’t have oh thank God we are going to make well first off let’s uh I think we’re gonna need all these saddles um wow yeah this is a really crappy storage area wouldn’t you say whatever we’re gonna make some weakness potions

So how do you do that um I don’t know I gotta Google it hold on okay so all we need is a fermented spider eye we’ve got the spider eye can we ferment it okay so we’re gonna need some sugar cane and a mushroom oh God where are we gonna find a

Mushroom um I guess we can go back to the nether we should have mushrooms there and there shouldn’t be any you know zombie pigman you’re trying to hurt us you know they used to be called Zombie Pigman they’re called zombified Penguins now but come on we all know what they’re called they’re

Called Zombie Pigmen all right I’m gonna put my my bow on my Bard just in case all right mushrooms please show up quickly so this doesn’t take forever there we go okay there’s a brown mushroom or can we use the red as well I’m not sure but you know what let’s get

Them both might both come in handy just a single Brown okay well Brown is the one I need though can you use the red one for fermented spider eyes I don’t think so I think it has to be the the brown doesn’t it well in that case we may have to grow it

First and then grab all of its mushroom out of the grown mushroom okay I don’t know so does this work it does not it has to be brown interesting okay so let’s grow a brown mushroom and then collect some brown mushroom off of the brown mushroom that way we got more Brown mushroom

We don’t have to look for more Brown mushroom I’m saying Brown mushroom a lot okay bones 180. crap no stop stop stop ah damn it oh I I I caught it okay um mushroom plant it where do you plant it gotta plant it on dirt or something

Does it have to be oh there has to be like a low light level doesn’t it yeah that’s what it is okay let’s not make all the bones boom there we go this is fortune on it right it certainly does and look at that we’re gonna get a bunch of mushrooms

If a bunch is like oh yeah that’s a lot 17. we’ll take it Let’s uh do a red as well then oh perfect 22. let’s leave a brown there and you know what let’s leave a couple let’s leave a red as well there we go okay now we can make sugar Brown mushroom

And spider eye boom fermented spider eye baby let’s go make some weakness potions damn it all right so we got our water bottles we do not need to put another word in you just put the fermented spider eye in just like that isn’t that right cat

Yeah so after that we’re gonna need a piece of gunpowder and that’s all she wrote and it’s a splash potion of weakness we’re gonna have a golden apple and then just like that you’ll have a zombie villager become a villager again and they’ll be forever in debt to us

So what we got to do is probably uh not sleep at night I’ve slept like through every single night possible so far um and it’s going to be weird not there we go local Brewery I said that really weird Brewery local Brewery local Brewery damn it

All right guys so I just got enough emeralds to get a mending book so let’s make it happen boom that is a lot of dough going into that so let’s put it on this pickaxe this gorgeous perfect pickaxe I’m breaking three efficiency five Fortune three I mean come on is that perfect

So let’s go down to the spooky scary spawner because that’s where all of our leftover uh diamond armor is and let’s make use of these 34 levels before that because it’d be a shame to put them to waste a nice pathway here would be nice um something that will be figured out

Soon hopefully I got so many things that I can do I don’t even know where to start it’s amazing it’s great okay um so I think I want to put protection 4 on this book here that’s what I’m going to do and then we got protection for pants or

Protection floor helmet I think we want to do protection for pants all right perfect so goodbye golden pants and look at that we’re almost full diamond The Shield is still broken that was broken by that Blaze and so sad so sad um okay let’s do it mending three levels wow that’s nice foam

Now go me kill these spiders stick your pickaxe out there and boom Mendon baby that’s great our Library task is complete awesome all right we’re at the end of the episode now where we read our wise words the trip to the nether was successful um even though I shot my pants like twice

Um but you know that’s okay you know sometimes that happens that’s actually what the wise words are to it’s it’s okay if you take a dump in your own pants but we got a Bonus wise words today so uh listen carefully now one will regret not having water next to their bed

Make the trip when you were awake and the night you will thank you take those words to heart I mean like I I’m I’m not even kidding you when I’m telling you I have three like actual water bottles at my bed I I have like my my one water bottle does

Anyone else just highly keep a water bottle with them like permanently like I I do not go anywhere without my water it’s like phone wallet keys ChapStick and water bottle like those are the those are the five things that I always have on me and a mask well

More recently I’ve been forgetting a mask and and you know what that’ll be the next episode’s wise words always have a mask on you just in case but yeah like I I always always keep a water bottle with me like because like what if you get thirsty like I’m I

Literally like walk to like like the like I don’t know the park if you play Pokemon go you just like I would just bring the water with me I don’t know like what if it’s hot out what if you get thirsty that’s the kind of thing and when you have it next to

Your bed like what if you wake up in the middle of the night and you know you’re so thirsty you’re like oh my God I gotta goal like all the way across the house just to get a damn water like that sucks and like that’s that’s why that’s why

You should get it before you go to sleep I mean that just makes sense doesn’t it like like look into my eyes and tell me that like you’re fine getting up in the middle of the night just cuz like no I’d like as soon as I get up like I’m up

Like I have to use the bathroom I’m up like like all right I’m talking a lot I don’t really know where this was going but uh let’s try to do the uh do a good old no looking perspective water bucket drop here all right oh oh we got it Yeah all right we’ll see you next time bye-bye