MOBS IN THE LUSH CAVE?! | Roach Plays Minecraft (The Squad)

– Ah, oh hey, roaches, didn’t see you there. I’ve been frolicking through this field of daisies for approximately three hours at this point. Ah, the serene bliss this brings me. Anyway, now that you roaches are here, it’s time to pump up the party. Woo hoo, I’m in a cave. Cave party!

Man, I wish you roaches were on the server with me. I love a good cave party as much as the next roach, but just imagine us, all vibing together, singing songs, doing crafts. It would be perfect for my New Year’s resolution: more self care. Okay, okay, who invited the zombie?

I am not that desperate for companionship, and this zombie is not catching the vibe. Baby, he is not coming for the ride. Maybe I interrupted their cave party. Another one of my resolutions is self reflecting. Perhaps I’m the monster that’s been here all along. All that self reflection distracted me,

And now I’ve been Roached. No. Not a swamp biome, my least favorite biome. It’s just so swampy. Whew, we’ve made the sweet escape. Time to find a place with way better vibes. That’s all I’m after these days. Well, well, well, looks like someone left this bad boy for the old Roach

To put the finishing touches on. Don’t mind if I do. – [Announcer] What’s he building in there? – Hey cow, you’re dead meat. This place looks promising. I wonder what’s behind door number one? A witch! Violence is the only way. Just a Roach and his ax. We can totally do this. ♪ I’m the best around ♪ ♪ Nothing’s gonna ever keep me down ♪ Sheesh, what a showdown. And in a swamp, of all places. A swampy showdown. Don’t mind me, just brainstorming

What I should title this video. Ding dong, the witch is dead. Make way for Ariana Grande. – [Pirate] Aye matey, ’tis me sunken ship. Ah, the bangers me crew would throw on this pretty. Argh, popping tournaments through twilight. – Now I’m really in the party mood.

Hey, is there anybody down there who wants to boogie woogie? Wow, glow sticks. Wait, no, glow squids. Excuse me, I’m throwing a cave party, and I think the vibes would really benefit from you… Damn it, I forgot about breathing underwater again. Time marches on, roaches. Hey there, Mr. Ocelot.

Maybe you could tell me where the goat is. I’ve never actually seen one before, and oh, you’re leaving. Fine then, this watermelon supply is now mine. Ooh, a panda! Oh, it’s just a regular one. I’m more of a fan of the baby pandas for no particular reason.

Hey, panda, you know where a roach like me could find a goat? Here, take a melon, my treat. Aha, thanks panda, I’m out of here. Wait a second, the cave update, my hunt for good vibes almost made me forget. Let’s go, roaches, it’s digging time. ♪ Go, go, roaching digging. ♪ Roaches, I am at a loss for words. This lush cave, it’s beautiful. The vibes, the flora, the fauna, the vibes. We are gonna have the most epic rager in this cave. I’m falling with style. This looks like a good spot to throw over any guests who mess with my mom’s vase.

– [Mom] It’s an heirloom, value increases through the years. – Hey Enderman, no, yeah, your invite definitely got lost in the mail. The nature of this place. It really just makes you wanna get off the grid, spit capitalism in the eye, and just go crazy. Huh, well, that’s my sign to leave.

My primal instincts are about to be unleashed if I stay here any longer. Sound the alarm, roaches, we just found ourselves a goat. Quick, quick, what should I offer him? What should I offer? Why, Sir Goat, would you care for some cooked beef? I literally just killed it, so it’s very fresh.

♪ Emotional damage, emotional damage ♪ Well, I’ve been insulted by a goat. At least I got this unnamed wolf. Roaches, let me know in the comments what I should name him. Ta-da, the outside of my house. Looks like it’s time to (indistinct) the critters. Who wants some seeds? – [Chick] I do.

– [Announcer] Oh my… – Hey chick, let everybody get some of these here seeds. Don’t try to fool me with those hearts. Ah, he won’t give up. Gotta blast. Ooh, you wanna see what I got for Christmas? Time for a little Roach and Tell. Boom, dragon egg. I know, I know, it’s pretty sick. – [Grandma] Only the best for my little Roachie. – And while you guys are here, I’ll show you my secret enchanting dungeon. Come on, roaches, to my basement. ♪ ‘Cause I, I, I’m enchanting my stuff tonight ♪

♪ So watch, take the fire, and set this sword alight ♪ Woo hoo, enchanted sword. Let’s take this baby for a spin. But first, it’s time to make amends. Chick, I’m sorry about running off before. Sometimes I can push others away when they show me love. So screw being afraid, love isn’t scary. I will Roach you, love, ha ha. That, and also this spider. You just got Roached, with love. Who else wants a loving Roach fest? Step right up. I Roach with the power of friendship, the power of caring, and the power of love. – [Announcer] Death to all of them.

– I think it’s time to calm down with a little swim. It’s like a waterpark down here. Welcome to Roach World, or Water Roach. No, what’s a good name for a waterpark based on the one and only Roach? Let me know in the comment section below.

Aha, I see a zombie who missed out on the Roaching. He probably feels left out. Didn’t want you to have FOMO. Hey, another one. I wonder why they’re separated from their friends. Here, take a carrot and start vibing, Squidy. We’re back at Casa de la Roach, and I am beat. Our time together is almost up, roaches, but I think we have time for one last adventure.

What do you say? Well, you don’t have a choice. Follow me. Who’s up for a quick trip to the Nether? That seems like a nice relaxing way to close us out. Ah, these zombies are so clingy. Hey, not a bad spot. Come on down, unnamed wolf, the lava’s fine. What was that?

Sheesh, that Strider has seen better days. Put him out of his misery. What the? This Piglin isn’t a hospitable host at all. – [Announcer] Roached. – I’ve had enough of this. Let’s blow this popsicle stand. Mighty steed, you know what to do. Off we go, roaches, riding into the sunset,

And I wouldn’t wanna do it with anybody else. Maybe except for those glow squids. Out of my way, cow. Anyway, thanks for joining me, roaches. Are you enjoying the Caves and Cliffs update? Let me know in the comment section below. Keep catching those vibes, hit the Like button,

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