MONIKA’S LOVE POTION!!

Chemistry it’s a beautiful thing almost as beautiful as love this finally be mine Freddy I want you to drink this does it contain dairy mine next ladies I appreciate the drinks but if that contained Dairy I really should oh sweet Jesus ready no more please I can’t drink did the potion work Dairy Is the color of the trees Red is the color of the apples and the meat it’s the color of cow and also the Sun yellow is the color of hair and the cheese is the color of sauce jaundice and teeth purple is like eggplants and that guy in the vent browse chocolate feces gravy corks

I want to do it black is the colors whoa Behold thy pigmented Pals the land of alphabets Quick does anyone know their ABCs laughs today [Applause] yay There was a guy named purpley purple sin was kidnapped and brought to the rainbow friend’s house and the scientists got him and turned him into a purple friend I mean rainbow friend You can find the practical way to get out and his friends thought he was so ugly that they wouldn’t help him since then he’s still been trapped inside the same thing without food or water for 72 years now he looks all malnourished and scary and skinny

But then he had an idea now that he was skinny you can spit through the bar so we tried to pull himself up really hard but his blood sugar was so low that he couldn’t stand up so he’s still stuck and that’s it time to join the rainbow friends

No wait a minute a large Blue Monster chasing us in an abandoned building you totally ripped us up oh no we didn’t our concept is completely original absurd really having a piggyback off someone else’s achievements to reach your own goals oh that’s real funny Buster Brown bendy oh solve these puzzles while a

Tall creepy Monster version of The Beloved children’s character tries to kill you real original guys real original indeed without us none of you would even exist Five Nights at Freddy’s put Indie mascot horror on the map you know why because we were original with our concept completely original hem

A pizzeria that’s hosted by beloved anthropomorphic animal animatronic characters yeah I’ve never seen that before listen we all just wanted to make a fun game oh you want to make a fun game huh that’s what they all say well I’m tired of being ripped off by insufferable

Wannabes hey Chuck let’s just and you you’re the reason Chuck E Cheese’s five for chapter 11 bankruptcy in 2019 every kick out some pants when they see me listen Aya I condemnatory in the fiery pits up all right I’m going home welcome to musical memory welcome to

Playtime Co today you will be competing to the death in a series of classic children’s themed games in a hidden facility while attempting to survive the giant doll to win hey shut up the game starts in three two one go I got this this be a kitties game blue Honey genius come on bro why don’t you go okay wait no I’ve totally seen to use their hands in other shorts Among Us Among Us Among Us he said he can only use his hands when it’s funny yellow green Violet red green violent Violet Violet yellow green Violet red green

Violet Violet violets Red Green eight I understand it guys the game isn’t about memory but about propositional equivalences and four degrees west hold that hard look blue this is uh this is harder than I thought red green yellow Get here again please You can’t run from Papa bronze you’re alive and you’re dead What a hunk of a homicidal maniac oh no you don’t I know you’re the same wabbit oh wow sir you must be mistaken me for my brother bunso I’m bun Celly do I look like I was born in the Jurassic period you ain’t no sister you’re the

Same stupid ugly repugnant rabbit and I highly doubt your feet are even lucky [Laughter] Attention current animatronics you’re out what Scott’s replacing us I honey gender swapped me at least you’re still similar I’m an alligator now you know what they say out with the ugly and in with the hot E yeah you’ll have to throw us out before we leave willingly thank you for your kind donation Pretty we call them you can’t be serious Freddy if you do that there’s no going back what choice do we have it’s me we need your help foreign Oh Man which one do I pick How’s it going good well here goes nothing how’s it going good boom these modifications are awesome I am ready to grind Monty whoa hey bro let’s see how about we don’t use that word let’s say shred instead Freddie how about that okay die stupid chicken another Oh yeah keep them coming Gregory oh man I can grind your tread better than you I will accept those odds the bet is on I found you pretty fast bear pretty catch Yeah you win bro I need a challenger you’ve got the wrong place matey no one can take on Foxy the pirate fox and you’re foxy he looks more like a kitty cat to me hey shut your trap oh contraire my feline s friend my trap is

Primed it’s time for a rap battle three two one go one Triton’s neighbor those foreign [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] Strike me down oh that’d be the funniest costume I’ve ever laid me Optics upon my costume I’ll have you know that I’m a genuine Bonafide Terror of the high seas all right and I be Captain Crunch please I can tell an imposter when I seize one considering I be an actual pirate

Captain be that song then where’s your hook us to be so 1700s a vast a pirate Captain mean nothing without his hat ain’t ever leave the poop deck without it the real Captain never be afraid to flaunt his Battle Scars me like seven felt the ground in years a

Captain wouldn’t hesitate to take hostages I bet your booty ain’t this multiple as mine don’t got a bigger ship I presume Berg Y 10 years of accordion lessons more booty little stars I forgot what I was gonna say I must be their first pirate off I can’t believe there’s so many Twitter what what the they’re alive oh my God it’s just like Toy Story no no toys are alive here oh they were totally just moving on their own oh man hey stop that stop running around our Factory Blue Man Group find them wait what oh

Whoa I didn’t know we could do that Gregory use your Fast Watch to see where we are okay if you look at your fast watch you can use your Fez watch to access those fast cams got it Freddy press e to wipe your class Gregory be careful they have a fast motion sensor well let’s just make sure

Someone tripped the fazzler quick use your Fast Keys while holding fast ship to move faster Gregory I have an idea for us to escape what you should use your phas arms to push yourself down that fast slide then Faz use your Fez legs to fast kick down the fast door you done no

You weren’t much Faz help I am so sorry Gregory let us go use your mouse to look both ways while crossing the fast Thank you