Moose – Minecraft HORROR – DO NOT CHOOSE GRANNY’S HOUSE! w/ MooseCraft (Minecraft Roleplay)

Yo moose something get yourself some daycare moose on it backfist most smoke t-shirts and plushies at www.aceboostskills.com now the whole entire store is currently on a 30 off sale catch the ball bro i’m catching it no you’re a dropper i am not here catch you’re so bad dude shut up you caught me

Off guard yeah yeah sure stop it i’m still faster than you ah please man in fact i bet i could outrun you right now what do you say a little race you can’t outrun me dude oh what’s the matter little moosey scared no bring it on okay ready set go I want and i’m the best dude bro you totally made me trip i didn’t know you you tripping fell down on your own okay man you’re like the worst cheat in the world let’s go again then i’m not even scared of you okay i’m not scared either hey don’t push me

Don’t you push me hey hey what’s going on here stop pushing each other before one of you gets hurt he started it i did not i said stop it jeez you’re acting like children oh well i guess you’re our children yeah that’s right fine i’m sorry

I’m sorry too that’s good now i need to ask a favor from the two of you i would normally not ask anything from you but i’m really busy at the moment what is it and what even need i forgot to get groceries from my grandmother and she is

So old she can’t go out on her own so i need you two to buy some things and take her to her house bro i don’t know he had a granny like that’s kind of crazy but she’s gonna be ancient or something man since she’s so old i just i’m just kidding

Well can you do it or not i would go myself but i’m too busy trying to solve a mathematical equation that will finally allow me to cure blindness in mole people whoa that’s great jeff wait is that so you can build mole people army for the world domination what

No where did you hear that nonsense you know i’m tight with them all people no that’s absurd so yeah yeah yes or no man i don’t know bro i was having fun fighting with jeremy and you know getting groceries for your grandmother sounds so fun at all just just saying

You know in fact if you do this for me i’ll let you take the machine to a really cool universe i found the other day spoiler the trees are made out of tnt what that sounds sorry crap but dangerous and fun i’m in sure me too i can’t wait to see moose

Being blown up hey i meant in a funny way bro oh okay then fine here’s a list of things to buy the money and her address just take the things and spend a little time with her make sure she’s all right and help her if she needs

Something don’t worry man we got you back come on jeremy Check the list one more time make sure we got everything yup we got everything bro man all people’s diets are so boring this food is all like mush tell me about it i would suffer so much if i didn’t get to eat good stuff when

I’m old man why am i the only one holding bags oh well obviously because he’s like you’re so much stronger than me stuff oh yeah i am and regardless hey which way is it let me see oh snap bro i think i dropped the map all the way back there dude are you

Serious what are we supposed to do now jeez moose hey chill out man i remember this was like the last part of the house like at the end at the end of the path which one dummy there’s two roads here okay well i’m 100 sure is the path to the left really

Totally fine let’s go then wow that’s um a pretty ugly house i know it looks terrible i can imagine jeff’s grandma being really old she can’t fix her house i mean he could fix it for her like look she’s living in a dump just saying man well let’s get this

Over with anyways yeah this place gives me the creeps let’s do it fast hello jeff’s granny moose she has a name oh yeah what is it uh i don’t know jeff forgot to tell us come on lady the groceries are getting heavier by the minute oh it’s open come on guys

Hmm it’s even creeper inside great ah finally well we should definitely look for jeff’s grandma dude i suppose i hope she’s not scared that we went in without her permission i imagine now let’s look around ah geez you scared us yeah i bet we scared

You too we’re friends of jeff he sent us to bring your groceries yeah we got a lot of yummy stuff for you uh are you okay bro she’s not answering maybe she was deaf although jeff didn’t say anything maybe you’re right man get here us now we’re friends of jeff

Whoa maybe she’s rude and deaf i don’t know dude this lady has a problem when we brought her groceries let’s just get out of here moose we can’t leave yet we’re supposed to hang out with her for a bit see if she needs something oh come

On man it’s like she’s gonna like you know go ride us out of stuff she’ll even speak maybe she does speak but doesn’t want to speak to us i don’t know moose all people are weird and you know jeff will chew our ears off fine i know let’s just

Find granny then so where did she even go she went over there let’s find her oh she’s not here oh look this is a piece of meat bro this this woman is on there you’re supposed to like you know leave me on the floor it’s so weird she’s senile i’m gonna save

This to throw it away in the trash she’s definitely weird oh here you are granny well we’re looking for you what do you got there granny a bat oh you’re like a baseball maybe we can play a little yes we’d love to although you barely go for this one he’s a trapper

Again with that i’m not a dropper yeah you are just up to it you you’ll feel better you’re so annoying whoa easy there grandma you almost hit me okay we gotta play outside it’s not safe here granny be careful jeff’s grandma is like a really weird bat thumb crazy run bro run

What is wrong with granny i don’t know we have to get out of his house now hey great come on man let’s go over to the front door it’s like bro she trapped us in here what do we do what do we do ah she’s coming bro i curse jeff he sent

Us here because he hates us and he wants his granny to kill us obviously run jeremy i can’t believe an old lady’s gonna kill me i’m way too young to go i have so much stuff to cook hey we are not gonna get killed by this old

Weirdo okay we’re gonna leave this place i know it trust me we gotta be sharp don’t break down on me okay fine fine but if you hit me again i’ll get you good now there’s gotta be a way out of here i bet she probably has the keys and

Stuff yeah i bet that’s right follow me i’m pretty sure we’ll find something stay here bro i’m gonna go inside and see there’s any keys you want me to stay alone i’ll go inside by myself okay it’s better if you’re here you can warn me if

Like granny comes up fine i guess that makes sense oh this is like a dump too oh a crow stop stop it crow you’re gonna make it come here okay stop come on there’s gotta be a key in here i told you to stop it who in the right mind would have a

Petrol Ah a key ah take this you grow i just heard something i found it come on dude dang it ah snap bro i really thought that was the key i guess i’ll keep looking hey i didn’t know granny had a pet yeah she’s got this weird crow i don’t know um

What’s a huge disgusting spider yeah that spider was so gonna eat us dude now what moose suppose granny has the keys with her probably i mean we got no choice but to steal it from her you know but she’s bananas she’ll kill us we gotta be careful and that’s about it granny granny

Granny come out come out wherever you are how are we supposed to grab the keys i really didn’t think this through oh no we’re trap bro oh great just what we needed why jeff why i have an idea yes he got it that was quick what do we do

Well we gotta offer our lives man we’ll just run away get away from him I can’t believe it bro i hit jeff scrambling with a baseball bat it was necessary bro you saved my life donald man boy and it looks like it was like all for nothing i i still don’t know where the keys are and granny will be here in any minute now wait let me

See that key you found earlier uh first of all we don’t know how to drive second of all that car looks like garbage i don’t think it even works dude i can fix it and i can drive it my dad told me i think or two about fixing cars

Come on we have to try at least yes it’s working it’s actually working dude oh praise the moose ah she’s back close the door get away crazy lady just get out of here what do i do drive bro you try driving the garage

If we die i want you to know that we are great friends yeah yeah i love you too mate you just just drive just go we did it we’re alive oh man you totally saved the day bro oh kids you can’t catch a bomb or you can’t fix old cars

And drive them it’s awesome totally hey i could catch a ball i’m completely toasted dude i just want to have a boost book and have the longest snap ever ditto what are we going to tell jeff the truth bro is grandma trying to kill us like multiple times

Oh so here you are you have a lot of explaining to do us how about you man you searched the house of madness what are you talking about my granny has been calling me nonstop because she’s hungry you never brought her the groceries oh went to the wrong house oh that makes a

Lot of sense what it’s a long story hmm [Applause] Bye