Okay Joe don’t expect me to hold your hand as you learn the game I told you to go practice in single player by yourself but you refuse to heed my advice I swear to God if you get me killed because of your ignorance and stupidity I will eradicate your entire bloodline and Everyone they’ve ever known don’t test me Joe I don’t take kindly to neo-marxists at the bottom of the dominance hierarchy Jordan I think you’re being a little unreasonable here Joe is a good friend of ours and he wants to have the opportunity to play Minecraft with us shouldn’t we at least Lend him a guiding hand as he familiarizes himself with the game how about you zip your pie hole Ben can you stop speaking like you’re in a speed talking competition for five seconds you utter 500 words per second like your life depends on it nobody is chasing you Ben speak like a normal [ __ ] person maybe then I will start taking you seriously okay but how can I start building pyramids I know I just started Minecraft but I really want to build pyramids is that something you can do right away or do I have to learn that skill oh God Here we go again in the ancient Egyptian times the people were able to build the huge pyramids of Egypt and to this day nobody knows how they did it with Minecraft I think I may be able to crack that code very soon can you please shut the [ __ ] up about The pyramids Joe just watch a tutorial on YouTube about how to play the game and stay out of my way holy [ __ ] guys I just found a village give me your coordinates Ben I need to loot their blacksmith why would I give you my coordinates when I can loot the blacksmith for myself So that’s how you’re going to be huh Ben I’ll make sure you regret this selfish act when I get a full set of diamond gear don’t sound so sure of yourself Jordan as far as I can tell you don’t even have iron tools yet and I literally Just got five iron ingots from the blacksmith’s chest as far as progress is concerned I am significantly ahead of you at this moment by the time you’ll have a full set of diamond gear I will most likely have a full set of netherrite gear just you wait and see buddy It isn’t obvious to me how being ahead at this stage is a determining Factor on who will procure the best gear first so just you wait and see you know Jordan if you want diamonds and other resources you can just come over to my base and I’ll give you a chance to win 1 million diamonds if you succeed in a challenge Jimmy where can I find bears in Minecraft they’re magnificent and dangerous beasts with the strength of 30 men I wish to see one and admire its Primal Beauty I don’t think there are Any bears in Minecraft Joe though I believe there are mods that you can download to add Bears to the game okay got it now what are mods God damn it Joe your incessant questioning is really starting to piss me off oh Jiminy Cricket I just found a pink Sheep shut the front door you seriously found a pink sheep I will give you 5 000 iron ingots if you give me that pink sheep right now Jimmy will you allow me to breed your pink sheep so that I can have my own what the [ __ ] Ben why would You [ __ ] Jimmy’s sheep that’s [ __ ] disgusting I don’t think that’s what he meant Joe you know Joe I’ve had it up to here with you I tried to defend you at the start but you’re seriously getting on my nerves right now why in the world would you think that I want to have Intercourse with Jimmy’s pink sheep you’re the one that said you wanted to breed Jimmy sheep did you ever stop to think that maybe that’s not what I meant perhaps I meant that I wanted to find another sheep and have that sheep breed with Jimmy sheep I’ve noticed you all Keep referring to the pink sheep as Jimmy sheep when in actuality I have yet to agree to selling this sheep to Jimmy I found the pink sheep and I own the pink sheep if I decide to sell the Sheep to Jimmy only then will it be appropriate to Refer to it as Jimmy sheep Jordan are you on your period you’ve done nothing but [ __ ] this entire session you know what that’s it Joe I’m gonna hunt you down and spawn kill you for eternity come on Jordan let’s just all have fun I have enough diamonds and golden etherite For everybody leave Joe alone and let’s go kill the Ender Dragon no Jimmy Jordan’s right Joe’s comments have been irritatingly stupid and he deserves to be punished watch out Joe Ben Shapiro is about to destroy you with facts and logic did you know that among all the primates chimpanzees have the largest testicles Relative to their body size God that’s just so fascinating to me Video Information
This video, titled ‘MrBeast, Jordan Peterson, and The GANG play MINECRAFT (AI Parody) Minecraft Celebrities 1’, was uploaded by Swayed on 2023-02-17 16:00:17. It has garnered 270630 views and 15685 likes. The duration of the video is 00:03:58 or 238 seconds.
This is Episode 1 of MrBeast, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, and Ben Shapiro playing on a Minecraft server. Their misadventures are something to behold. Comment down below if you want a part 2.
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