Nico BREAKS 100 Minecraft Laws!

Okay floor is lava in three two one oh my gosh Nico you counted way too fast oh sorry I think this stick is weighing me down let me throw it away over here one second what the scallop okay that should be good let’s go again hey all

Right oh what stop the game what did you just litter dumb that dude in the trash you just littered wait it’s literally though buddy this is a serious criminal act it’s very harmful to the planet I’m I’m the promise I’ll I’ll put it in there please uh nope you’re going to

Jail buddy yup you’re arrested in as well as your accomplices here oh you litter bugs follow me right now I just put a stick in the trash I thought that I didn’t know that was an arrestable offense yeah and I just bought the sizzu bean too what what I

Don’t even know what that means I don’t know my parents are gonna be so mad at me oh my my dad’s gonna kill me are you all ready to go to jail no oh well you’re better you know I heard there’s some hard thugs down there what are you serious I can’t survive down there hurry

What do you mean how am I doing it to us sir you’re going the wrong way for the jail we’re walking to the grass oh my God okay kiddos in here oh my gosh don’t you think this is kind of unfair cop um unfair you broke the law buddy crowd right now

I know in the trash can but hey lower your tone when you’re talking to me yeah you’re yelling okay okay uh just never mind I know you sound too friendly so whatever oh my gosh guys what are we gonna do I don’t know move along oh gosh

Are we really going inside a jail cell what no no I can’t do that well you’re gonna have to anyway so go ahead and get in there uh Mr 25 years to life I think wait what no way yeah 25 years we oh my gosh if I

Think it correctly that is longer than I’ve been living sometimes I can’t do that that’s what happens when you’re a litter bug what am I gonna do I don’t know Nico why’d you have to be a litter bug what do you mean I literally just did one

Thing Nico maybe we could just break out of here come on help me break this down oh gosh stop trying to get out or I’ll lock you in maximum security what I’m gonna have my guard dogs patrolling the hallway so don’t try anything funny okay thank you cop wait I should have

Been here oh my gosh guys this seat is uncomfortable hurry where did you sell I don’t know I can’t spend the rest of my life in prison neither can I yeah and why is everything in here indestructible I can’t break it oh they’re probably super careful yeah oh wait what’s this

Lever wait what lever whoa what does that do wait what did I do wait Zoe what is this what is that I don’t know I can’t see it Nico how are you crawling I don’t know this leather I think we need to use this to go into the other cell

Guys oh let’s go cash are you coming yep oh my gosh wait uh hello what use this no ah you guys foiled my plan hey what’s up man wait you’re still in jail I’m always in jail oh my gosh well wait is this door open what up oh Bill oh my

Gosh ew something smells nasty does that mean if you want to go for a dip in the toilet oh hey I opened the store myself let me out did I guess you’re right you sis well you can be free just please don’t hurt me into the toilet

Nico you do not want to see what I just saw in there wait oh gosh oh God yes like problems or something yeah yeah let’s just get out of here guys yeah oh man this tail is so darn easy to escape what what is stabbing oh like uh I can’t even

Count it anymore like a million a million that’s crazy but I’m just mad that these police officers really locked us into jail for 25 years yeah what did y’all do um we littered you do littered yeah on accident 25 to a year for a lettering yes that’s ridiculous that is ridiculous you know

What I want to show the police department what a real crime looks like what do you mean like actually break some real loss are you sure that’s a good idea y’all want to be hard in criminals like me in square city of course uh no probably not use this you

Sure I’m probably about to go rob the bank wait wait well Nico if you’re really serious about breaking so many laws why don’t you do it wait uh I don’t know you want to show up to police officers well actually yeah why did they put me in jail for just littering that’s

Crazy I don’t know but we already broke two laws so far littering and breaking out of a jail cell which kind of reminds me why are we standing right next to it oh good idea we should get away we need to get revenge on the cop and I think I

Have an idea for the first thing we could do what but we need to wait out in the parking lot parking lot wait what what Nico where do we go ah she left she doesn’t want to do this you should be glad I’m even here what do you mean

Trust me this is gonna be amazing ah yeah but you’re the one who littered you want revenge not me and I have an idea for a first crime well actually you were a part of the first crime Cache no I wasn’t you littered you weren’t you were

An accomplice oh my gosh yeah I know that’s what I’m saying but well do you see that lady over there another great day wait did she just leave her car yeah so um are you thinking what I’m thinking um no Nico I’m definitely not thinking what you’re thinking let’s go

What are you doing oh my gosh No no Nico you’re not stealing her car are you um it’s gonna get in this seat oh Nico Dawn it’s hard it’s hard to do it oh my oh my God just go just go don’t worry ma’am I’ll get them oh gosh wait is that a cop .com

Oh my gosh oh my gosh right how many laws are we breaking right now we’re speeding running from a cop and stealing a car okay our grab okay wait uh what’s the fastest way to get to an area that we can lose the cop uh just go to the forest we’ll lose him

There that’s smart okay okay hold right right here Bob sorry cash no what whoa oh I just blocked my head whoa oh my gosh come back here now you’re breaking the law I’m going to off-roading Nico what are you doing what are you doing trying

To stress the process oh my gosh oh gosh that cop is going off 42. it’s okay we’ll lose them in the forest let’s go let’s go oh Jesus oh my gosh this is another law broken you can’t drive in the forest okay okay okay I think we’ll lose the cop here

Gosh have we escaped gosh I feel like we have five stars right now five stars what does that mean it’s just a saying a five-star Chase is that what you mean yeah like we’re really wanted right now oh my gosh but the five stars may be blinking which means that they lost us

Oh my gosh let’s go oh I can’t believe we actually got away from that I think we should be home free right maybe uh we’re not technically home oh yeah but I guess you’re right we’re in the forest nah okay cash what crime should we commit now hmm I don’t know yeah me

Neither wait oh yeah I forgot that this Camp was here wait who is this this guy’s name is Stan he’s sleeping wait what wait did she just laying out here with the fire let’s what whoa what are you doing here pal what do you mean I’m just

A camper like you oh okay so uh what did y’all wanna like come out here and have some marshmallows or something uh no we’re okay we were actually wondering how you started this fire obviously with my trusty flint and steel I wasn’t wondering that Nico I wanted a

Marshmallow you did okay wait actually can we have a marshmallow and that’s whatever that thing is let me see I think we’re out we’re out of marshmallows oh man man I might have to stop by Zoe’s candy shop you said he wanted this buddy uh yes please well here you go oh

Actually yeah just be sure to have it back to me oh well thank you wait what are y’all gonna be doing with that anyway uh don’t worry about it okay well anyways cash what should we burn down now I don’t know but guess what I stole from him what marshmallows oh my gosh

You can I have some um no I stole them for myself oh gosh please please just one what fine just take some oh my gosh these look so yummy yeah oh my God these are so good okay can we go now yep and you know I don’t know I

Really had to drive really well so we could leave this car here okay we should go to Shady’s house are you sure we shouldn’t cover the evidence with like leaves and sticks or something it’d be fine okay Hello Dot it’s Nico oh what’s good Nico uh Shady uh how are you doing I’m just chilling did you hear me went to jail what you guys are criminals no no we’ll be littered but I think now we’re actually criminals right cash I think so yeah did you guys break out of jail

Um maybe whoa that’s sick and we might have still on the car you guys stole a car and ran from a cop and this oh gosh uh whoa well but anyways uh we need to know what to do with these with that the flint and steel yeah what should we do

With it I don’t know yeah I think you’re just supposed to light fires with it wait does that mean we could set fire to things are you guys gonna burn Square City down um no I don’t think so though we just want to test something out right Josh

Yeah okay just preferably away from my tree house okay and also to get revenge on the cop that put me to jail I just littered putting you in jail for littering shouldn’t be like something he could do yeah that it’s not that bad right and it’s a stick it is a stick so

It should be fine we are justified in our actions huh I’m not too sure about that what about this tree uh yeah try it out it looks kind of flammable okay uh what about if we go like this I think so wow it’s pretty fast is it working yes I

Think it’s working oh my gosh whoa it’s shiny oh my gosh uh guys it’s glowing does that mean we can sit the whole force on fire if we wanted to I think so too why would the public even give thanks to these people I know right that’s super dangerous I think that’s a

Little too far but we’re kind of near where we could do our next crime what what are you thinking Nico Dad don’t worry about it gosh I don’t like when you plot things like this time to go to the mushroom Village gosh I think we should break into Frank’s home why are

We breaking in there because of all these special items maybe we could get one of them what Frank’s a nice mushroom he always helps us yeah but let’s talk to Todd first then fine oh wait what’s up Todd Ash what a beautiful day for fishing oh what do you want uh what are

You doing fishing up here ah what do you think I’m just trying to relax until you got here so sorry well it’s Franco today no Frank is not home anyways why does everyone only care about Frank okay perfect bye Todd ah freaking not told cash let’s see if he leaves his front

Door open uh I think he does Nico oh my gosh this is perfect oh let’s see if Frank has any special items oh my gosh Josh are you seeing what I’m seeing Oh my gosh there’s so much stuff in here look at this stuff Place rods seeds

Strength oh don’t mind if I do wings oh wait his wings cash then what is this a smoke bomb wait have you ever seen this smoke bomb cash um no what is the smoke bomb do you want to try it out we should just throw it

Oh gosh oh I got smoke in my mouth it’s in my mouth oh God wow oh geez what are you doing in my house oh my gosh I came out with some smoke bombs Nico I think we just did breaking and entering what is that that’s what you break into someone you’re not

Supposed to be and trespassing wait why God that’s crazy we just broke like five rules all in that little session yeah that we should probably be worried about that no kidding but you know I have a few things I want to do like what ah this these smoke bombs kind of gave me

An amazing idea oh you never have good ideas what do you mean I have the best eyes whatever just show me what it is okay one second I need to get into costume okay this is a good disguise there you go all you did was put on a

Mustache no this isn’t amazing this guys look at me oh my gosh well let me put on this guys too then okay don’t look at me I know you’re trying to peek I know you are stoppa whatever my disguise is ready what cash you just put on 3D glasses yeah guess

What I stole them from the movie theater what wait does that mean they can see in 4D oh gosh it hurts the world’s at four dimensions no I’m just kidding it just looks all blue and red okay whatever let’s go to the bank yeah let’s go wait

Wait look my house is red and your house is blue these glasses are awesome uh well yeah that’s what that’s a normal color cash oh you’re right look at the tree we burned down gosh it’s all gone well time to go to the bank okay cash

Are you ready yup we gotta be very Swift about this okay I know okay here’s the plan we walk in we’re disguised when the baker looks away you will throw the smoke bomb okay and then we’ll jump over the counter run into the Vault and then

Get the money fine it’s a foolproof plan just trust me where do I throw the smoke bomb teddy bear okay hi oh hello welcome welcome may I get access to my um my big balance please oh sure just give me a second let me find it okay okay okay okay wrong direction

I just got what run run run police police oh gosh that is she calling the police oh geez Nico we gotta hurry this is horrible just get the stuff and ride oh my gosh okay there’s no Redstone in here though it doesn’t matter drop and roll excuse me ma’am oh yeah uh

They’re not freaked out oh my is that the banks uh no okay oh gosh that was disgusting well cash now we’re rich yeah no kidding look at us we have so pretty bad this is the best day ever right yes I can buy so much stuff with this yeah me

Too but I’m not so sure if I feel so good about this but what do you mean Nico listen take off your disguise okay what I don’t think we’re doing the right thing by doing this stuff you don’t just because you want to get revenge on the officers doesn’t mean we should commit

Crimes on innocent people oh yeah you might be right but whatever what do you mean whatever Nico it’s only bad if you get caught right well Nico have you never heard of Bad Karma oh that’s probably not real don’t worry about it Nico it’ll be fine cash trusty we’ll be

Able to remodel our houses and everything ah but I don’t think I’m gonna do all that what do you mean it you’ll you’ll see it’s gonna be fun I don’t know okay time to place the last three blocks and that should be done look at my house oh my gosh this looks

Amazing fully upgraded remodeled houses and wait let me put on my suit real quick oh my gosh this is the best day ever and boom looking snazzy as always I wonder how Zoe’s doing with her remodel after the riches I gave her oh my God it was so good

Hey Nico how is it being rich now it’s amazing I don’t know where you got the money but this is a crazy yeah don’t worry about it but uh what do we do now we we model our houses uh is there more to spend our money on well looks like

This place got an upgrade yes Randy it did all right what do you all sell diamond cookies now or something so um do we Zoe um I would love some Platinum cheesecakes oh my gosh uh here I’ll get them right for you all right I’m curious about what

Shady thinks about all this let me go to his house oh my God he’s yelling at me man I’m trying to sleep I thought that worked in the movies well whatever the Shady yo what’s good do you like your remodel wait my house was remodeled uh yeah it’s

Made out of gold wait when did this happen like today what did they do all of this when I was asleep uh yeah but do you like it yeah it’s pretty awesome I feel super boozy oh my gosh okay uh let’s take some me and cash actually

Whoa what’d you guys do to get that money uh I don’t know ask cash okay Cash Cash what is it oh my gosh cash what yeah I know you’re talking about the rainbow robe huh yeah it looks so cool yeah I get it cash I was just wondering

How you guys got all this money well that that’s it’s because we robbed a bank what don’t tell them that oh my gosh I had to Nico I don’t feel good about any of this none of this stuff is making me feel better what do you mean

This stuff is amazing ah it is comfortable sleeping in this row but I’m not buying more stuff you could go buy stuff with Shady if you want here Shady you can take all my stuff I don’t want robbery money well I’ll take it okay have fun I don’t want to use money that

Was stolen from a bank neither do I and I’m sleeping right here wait what don’t be friends would like this probably can bank and you know big like cool evil criminals but I guess this isn’t the way to do it this is not nice at all actually I realized that I’ve been so

Blindsided by the fact that the cop put me in jail for littering that I’ve been doing bad things the whole time they’re even worse you know what I’m gonna return all this money in return all the houses like normal I need to turn myself

In I did a bad thing oh my gosh uh I should probably just return all this money to the police I can’t believe I’m doing this I’m self-reporting but you know what it’s for the good of square City I had to do it for my friends

Hello welcome in Belle I’m here to turn myself in what are you talking about for all the money I stole from the bank and running away from you well that was you come here I think I’m gonna take some of this for myself no I can I take some too wait you

Guys are taking it for yourselves nope you don’t hear anything buddy okay oh are you guys oh gosh sorry oh my gosh stop doing that I apologize buddy all right get in your getting yourself uh okay and have fun for the rest of your life bye well I guess I deserve this I

Guess I’m gonna be stuck here forever but at least I’m doing the right thing and I’m not gonna break any laws anymore or do any more crimes something smells fresh in here hey yeah use this but what are you doing oh it’s good pal I don’t know what’s all that

Noise I don’t know I hear something wait a second ah Nico I’m here to save you wait wait what this is illegal’s hour ah listen I know you committed a lot of crimes but you’re still a good person deep down inside okay but I have to spend time here for my forgiveness right

Well I’m not letting you waste your life in here come on let’s go oh my gosh I didn’t realize I don’t know but let’s get out run the cops coming how are we gonna get that to forgive my I don’t know just drop them like a donut

Or something oh my gosh use a stupid donut um I don’t care when I’m around well okay I guess that we’re never gonna break any crabs anymore let’s go if you want a sporty go catch Adventures the cooking on the screen if you enjoyed then please subscribe bye guys subscribe I