OfflineTV & Friends – Offlinetv Minecraft SMP (Day 8)

Wait i can take a picture for you guys if you guys can oh yeah this is a good view and go in more i’m gonna take a picture you guys are so messed up you guys are so messed up there’s a finite amount of them right

Why don’t we just let them push us one by one they’re no they’re spawners they keep coming back exactly we gotta rush in and break the spawners okay let’s go all right he’s distracted all right rush him rush the spawners they’re on the right they’re on the right right here

Go down this way there’s two spawners two spawners down here i’ll get the left i’ll get the left never mind i’ll get the right i i got the right one i got the right one okay okay i got another one i got another one leslie leslie what do you mean you’re leaving leslie

I got the horse partner guys we got ditched we got immediately ditched well you know what that means you know she’s gone this is ours now leslie okay we’re okay we’re okay oh my g hey leslie there’s nothing up here it was a scam it was a scam leslie we can skip this

One oh my god that is so much loot that is so much loot guys i have not seen that much since the big battle tower from the other place yeah leslie go to the next floor there’s nothing here there’s nothing jesus there’s so many leslie you’re dead leslie oh my god

I like how she was the one who abandoned me and she’s the one who died i’ll enchant one for you wait i have a gift for you this is is it is it and i have one for john so you guys can go underwater together

Oh wow you didn’t have this all right so generous listen did you just give me a hand me down i gave john advocate for you for me for you yes oh so let me know if this works here you go wow why is he acting why is he acting like janet

Ray he came on the adventure are you returning your gift is no i gave mine to june because it had yeah you know june’s juice oh i thought it was a yolk wait wait this was your only pair no i have i can make many more i thought it was a yolk

Oh also does it actually use it i figured since you guys are going exploring you could just easily just go in water and stuff oh yeah i could use it for sure if you have a spare one wait thanks yeah i love ones you guys okay

No i want you oh yeah at least pretend you’re gonna use it and i’m going to work a little bit i’m going to use it i’m going to use it i’m going to use it i’m going to use i’m going to use it okay have fun goodbye you know what my birthday’s in

January and i expect returns huh you may have overheard certain things happening in my home i want you to rest assured there’s nothing you need to worry about i also would like to know your price for turning a blind eye to anything that may be potentially happening over yonder

What’s going on in that house over there really not much just hanging out you know but just in case something were to happen i would like to know that you know i don’t need to worry about any snitches nearby let me just speak with my associates she’s got dragon [ __ ] in there right

Yeah is it like like big dragon [ __ ] or like how to tame your dragon to dragon [ __ ] like dragon tails like dragon d’s nuts across your forehead sir i do not have any of those things okay i got a couple you want to see them they’re really cute

Okay i’m coming let’s go and i got in trouble for slapping the asses of my classmates too much oh like both genders understandable yeah that’s it you know what this is gonna be water for sure that’s good yvonne i have a gift for you

Oh my god you scared the [ __ ] out of me oh my god holy crap it came out of nowhere it was silent this whole time and you just came and oh my god what is this i need a peter it’s not you i just got scared oh my god oh god i’m [Laughter] Jesus almost died oh god anxiety test you ready oh my god okay okay again whoa that was sketchy that was sketchy oh my it’s a madness from ready oh my god oh okay one more one more i don’t care Oh oh wait oh my god oh my god this is mine this is mine i gotta get to the chest in the middle guys that’s gotta be where the good stuff is that’s got to be the good stuff guys look at them derping around confused are you trying to get the chest

No no uh-huh you know celine since you came here with me you can have it have what the chest i bet there’s nothing in it no there’s stuff in it it’s just it’s just what it’s just one second okay fine well i’m taking the pickaxe then yeah

Look what i just got i just got an enchanted diamond pickaxe as fortune 7 efficiency three there’s no it’s unbreakable it’s an unbreakable vain fortune 7 pickaxe i just got an achievement look at my achievement i just i don’t believe it arya be careful be careful oh god oh god

Oh geez run run run oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god gotta go gotta go that was actually genius do you see that i outplayed him wow this is actually amazing i know right like why would they make this illegal well yeah that’s true why would they they

Should be legal for everyone exactly right i think that’s what people said about weed right they were like this is amazing oh yeah well i mean yeah it’s true it’s the same thing almost i don’t know why these dragons are just medical marijuana yeah they’re my gopium

For not having a second cat eye horrell oh my god wow that was so cool thanks so much oh [ __ ] they flying around oh relax only one fly at a time please oh my god whatever that’s crazy you just you just have a secret cave that’s just

Oh i mean you don’t you don’t have a secret cave yeah what k wait huh wait huh wait huh what’s going on what is this oh no oh no oh no what what key is this oh my god ah oh my please please get me out of here

What the [ __ ] is this hello oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god literally where am i literally what is going on literally i thought i saw the sunlight what the hell was that hey how am i gonna get him

Across the water um hmm oh yeah it is a she i think wap i think [ __ ] is a she you’re right you’re right yeah maybe i should just let it it’s not dead right oh oh oh oh the goods the goods you have to make a slurping noise when

You when you take the experience though okay oh god never mind i’m so sorry please stop please stop please i [ __ ] begging you please stop jesus christ oh abe’s gonna [ __ ] whoop my ass later oh my god i really didn’t think you’re gonna do it wendy

I just full of regret i’m a lady hello would you like to join us on an adventure i have to go unfortunately you have to go where were you where are you going sydney is doing a birthday stream so we’re cooking wait it’s sydney’s birthday no no no it’s cindy’s birthday

On june 11th but we’re going to vote yeah so we’re saying you guys are going to vegas well that’s where i live huh you want to meet us on the strip oh i mean i mean maybe i have never look i’m still saving up for a new car i’ll be honest i

You know i’m saving up to buy i get a car i i don’t know if i should gamble and lose money in all you need to do is take the amount that you need for your car and you just put it on and gamble it

Yeah and then you just then i can buy two cars exactly that’s genius it’s genius all right thanks jody’s weekend that’s absolute not genius guys it’s not genius at all Oh my god oh my god we’re here lastly where do we go we’re dead not well don’t it’s too late she’s she’s gone no no she’s got it we got it going without her look down the hole look down the hole she’s there she’s there she survived

What hole what hole what do you mean look down the hole oh she’s gone leslie she’s it’s over ray’s gone celine ray didn’t make it she i heard a scream and she i thought she fell down a hole if anything ever happens you become the next owner of hundred thieves

Oh [ __ ] it’s my destiny yeah as her apprentice since you just joined as the new co-owner thieves we must carry on without her hold on hold on let me make sure she’s actually ray yeah i don’t see her i don’t see her leslie i think you you get her

You know you guys are psycho oh she’s alive she’s alive oh my god she’s alive oh no leslie looks like you’re demoted again sorry about it half a heart don’t worry little guy i’ll go get her some food i’ll go get us something something to [ __ ] it’s so it’s

We okay no we literally have to wait until we i i’m sorry i can’t go out there what the f oh no don’t you leave him alone get the [ __ ] away from him oh my god where’s my child where is he don’t look at him sweetie please

Don’t look at him i don’t know why he’s in here oh my god wait wait is he gone why the [ __ ] is he in here close the get exit from him that’s not your dad oh my god come back here right now right now don’t touch him holy [ __ ] he’s so curious no

No no you don’t don’t even speak to him you sit down you sit down wait we’re safe we’re literally safe ah yay oh my god mommy and daddy made it duckling oh god everything’s done let’s go home boys let’s go home all right oh hey daph how’s it going no