OneyPlays – BEST OF ONEY PLAYS – Minecraft

Foreign Hey everybody this is Minecraft because we were trying to play the Nintendo switch but it won’t turn on and while we’re waiting for it to charge uh we saw that there was Minecraft installed on this Windows computer and we wanted to see how cool it is now

There’s no internet on this computer we have no internet cable so this is just this is like the little white sweeper I guess it just comes with everything oh dude the villagers from Minecraft I think people are gonna think that from the title that this is a joke over there

My name is C nanners and welcome to my Minecraft Let’s Play It’s the year 2011 and uh it’s just kicking off into the stratosphere I have that played like that probably since 2011. no me neither not much has changed huh uh no more things change the more it’s like

Something cool that we you’re right you’re right sorry okay this is not the oh into rock with no pickaxe what are you doing I haven’t played this game since I was three years old and I get this was wrong maybe you used to speedrun it professionally what’s the point of the

Little bit at the top left what is that why is he up there what’s the point what you’re doing that’s really annoying what the [ __ ] is the point of that zoom in on that and focus on why is that kitty why is that there is there a moth flying

Around in here because you don’t clean your [ __ ] mods don’t come from being dirty they’re hungry for your clothes look a wooden tree this is how you start every Minecraft game you dopes now I have to be the guy to say the who punches a tree to get wood now 2018.

Sorry the reason I’m like swinging around on screens because there’s a moth flying in my face every two seconds in the game mode in real life it’s right there this is the Minecraft moth lock challenge get out of here did it just go in your mouth it’s on my face thanks

I want to kill it if it comes close this is nastiest let’s play of all time this is the this is officially the worst video of the channel oh my God how is this thing evading death yeah I know it’s Immortal yeah sorry I don’t like killing little bugs everybody to uh

There’s a lot playing around welcome to mock craft this is legitly the worst video on the channel just let that even be up wait build that ax D wait don’t you just put the two little slices what does that mean just say it but what does that mean never mind I’m gonna stop

What is that what is that Pokemon I thought you smashed him I will [ __ ] oh did you get it oh my God this actually sucks to the catch it it’s like the [ __ ] fly episode of Breaking Bad I think I caught him did you you did not open your hip [Laughter] Okay I was having a discussion with a friend the other day in this room can you guys like I everybody can but like willingly can you smash a spider with your bare hand I did I did it uh a week ago I pulled back my my dresser like my

Nightstand uh and I was like I have to look back here like I’m usually putting on cleaning [ __ ] but I was like I haven’t looked back here in a while and I pulled it back and it was two spiders back there they were gigantic and I went

You’re nasty and one one I Febreze to death the other one was what he ran away and I took my thumb and I smashed it against the wall as hard as I [ __ ] love the Febreze is The Unofficial spider killer more bugs with that than any actual

Yeah no because like roach and ant killer is like scary it makes you sick and like makes you copy poison but if you’ve spree at least if you begin with three you stun them I’ve never killed a bug with Febreze or something else literally like use like no I just smash

Them you’ve never used though he’s like you’re putting [ __ ] toxic shotgun in their bodies good they’re [ __ ] pretty toxic shock in my brain from Fear when I see them this music is so delightful the guy who made it followed me on Twitter but then he unfollowed me

Why do you do that I don’t know it made me sad you probably said something [ __ ] silly it’s probable goddamn Goose can you please put uh let’s all stop talking let’s just put exactly seven seconds of craver’s apology on David Letterman opens music they talk about a bad night you know is

It that nice did you accept it leave a comment about whether or not you accepted Kramer’s apology do you think he was in the right it’s not funny stop laughing not fun anyway stop I love that person I hear people in your audience laughing I think this might not be the right

Place to do this no it is it’s really funny because his apology is funny yeah he goes like all right this crap coming out of my mouth he’s also the afro-americans people start laughing he’s it’s a really [ __ ] weird he looks like he’s about to burst They’re laughing the whole time too

He looks really like oopsie yikes I’m just gonna make this really big this is the ultimate Minecraft Gameplay I’m just gonna go get a 90-foot story house yeah 90 foot closet yeah I’m sure all the architecture majors are shrieking computers right now this should be your closet usually the actual house should

Be really small like attached to this I hope there’s 12 year olds screaming right now it has how long this is taken check this out yeah it was [ __ ] the coolest [ __ ] I ever saw in my life yeah it’s a door let’s try to I think there’s a secret

Right wait go back left left look down if you dig exactly here there’s a secret at the bottom of this okay this is the Zach promise no seriously uh I know somebody who worked on this game but they said there’s a secret exactly right here I remember the same person

Talking to me yeah yeah talk about him wait it’s like 10 blocks down ten nine eight seven six five four four three two one there it is oh my God wait no no way back you were wrong sorry it’s two more down one sorry Um Iron you guys ten nobody’s watching we will have actually actually wait we’ll yeah yeah keep digging yeah we’re through I think it’s close we’re getting there is our epic Minecraft Andy Dufresne role play Zach I think there it is Holy [ __ ] he’s in this little cubby right here you see him bad thing yeah that is that supposed to be there I guess you’re right I’ve never seen that before anyway you should call this episode The Definitive like let’s play the best the best Minecraft Let’s Play

On YouTube sorry we wasted anyone’s time with that [ __ ] welcome to Minecraft Java Edition right Tomar that’s correct okay the October you’ve been specifically excited for this one whoa like what is this please wait dude everything is blocked hold on wait wait hold on hold on you can punch a tree

Wait a minute this is a little bit different exactly what you said last time these little fit always in the game oh this is new no there definitely weren’t fish when I used to play at least at least not like that Tomer used to run a

Really popular server back in the day I don’t know if I’d call it really popular but I did run a server but every time I went into there was like 68 million children running around me I think it on average there were maybe to steal all their information

You gotta build your first uh crafting table too yeah I want to do it up here away from all the there you go see bleep out the word dirt Homer look this isn’t perfect we have a little Fortress area all right let’s build here this is a nice little flower yeah this

Little area right here dead to the Earth we got nearby [ __ ] women and everything and you have and you have fossil fuel resources we’ve got pigs that is the chicks right there hey babe got miniature chicks jeez look it’s a sword remember Tobuscus do you like my

Sword sword okay let’s go you can collect Stone let’s go mine and craft today wait a minute say that again wait did you just is that what like you just but I just but you just should I get that yeah you could step on it you’re afraid to get it I don’t know

Man stop on that why are you afraid of that call it looks like some kind of some kind of thing I don’t know what that means man but I know that’s a cool piece of coal hey quit trolling Griefer check your recipe book Minecraft because isn’t there a whole thing where

You can get like a book for making like magic stuff Tovar chose tonight what’s worth acknowledging that’s the [ __ ] meanest [ __ ] you should say that to every [ __ ] person you meet from now on thank you what’s worth acknowledging you think there’s anything you said to me that’s worth acknowledging all right

Buddy keep talking keep making me laugh how hard do you think it’d be in real life to build a sewage system in your backyard I think pretty difficult the Romans did it in like 1905 or whatever in 1905 like BC yeah that’d be a they would be A.D wouldn’t

They the road 1997. shut up yeah Rome felt and then they handed Hong Kong back to the Chinese it was a big year I can’t find the Sheep maybe I cannot go on maybe I am the [ __ ] it’s just call on top of a stick I think

You can make it in your inventory you’re so clever Toby Toby you always know what to do actually tomorrow you [ __ ] kicked my ass I just made an advance stupid ugly what was that I didn’t even see that I guess that’s his his official in-game name is stupid ugly is it really

For users when did I do that I think people who settle and just have a good old time no matter what those are the people are the happiest yeah people who focus on work all the time aren’t very happy I agree and that’s why I’m gonna kill

Myself tonight let’s do a suicide pack the three of us I’m down let’s think what are the conditions of the suicide if I want to die I’m taking you with me I don’t see why I agree to that pack so you could do a little cleanup outside

Making it look nice yes look at that yeah I don’t like how I like how the two on the side are I definitely want to make a door you know what’s kind of ironic is that autistic people love this game but like having like Cobblestone right here next to this will just piss

Them off even more that’s like I don’t know if it’s my autism from my own City or Asperger’s or my schizophrenia or my bipolar disorder but that’s if you want it all to look nice and symmetrical and like lovely thank you for the for your medical records I wonder I wanted to

Make a video for a long time with a video just a guy looking at the camera and listening all his ailments he’s like yeah bipolar and I have schizophrenia and I have OCD and I have 80d and I mean it’s just every [ __ ] bio on Twitter

Actually the video goes up for like 45 seconds and it always just so maybe she was like yeah I got a bullet wound I got a scratch on my forehead you start saving other [ __ ] too there is people like that who I gotta I gotta live I gotta I gotta

You got a lamp I got a lamp I got a bullet wood I got a scratch I got a I got a bummer I got I got 80 40 Vision this one uh Steve do you believe in a two-state solution okay thank you oh Steve is actually very Progressive

Although with Minecraft usually it’s like when you say mine what comp with Mike dude I did not say that Tomar call out to them through the valley to the bamboos yeah I got my voice put a sweet [ __ ] filter that makes it sound like he’s talking through a radio ruin the joke

Yeah if you chop those up you can I think you can actually replant those closer to your uh what’s your best uh dumb guy left this is more like Patrick I guess yeah you gotta get a better Arsenal so we don’t have to get have so

Much down time at night it’s Omar shut up dude you need to like get better at this so put some torches around so we can see this damn place so put a [ __ ] shirt on dude I’m wearing one because supposed to [ __ ] it’s a Freddy freaker

Shirt sold by Oni plays ew oh yeah those need sticks only play you [ __ ] dork because uh just a heads up if anybody buys the merchandise for this channel I’m gonna block you on everything I [ __ ] love Minecraft how do you set up more torches outside um what did you just say to me said please set up more torches outside I do have 19 of them all right okay let’s write the new episode let’s make this place easier to find tomorrow you’ll be the mandatory tomorrow could

You be baby I’ll be a cool alien yeah yeah this is the new coolest this episode whatever whatever this comes out it’s the one after the one you’ve already seen all right all right or lukewars Christmas after that isn’t [ __ ] say a word that’s literally his entire character

Is there chest Rises and Falls because I squint oh God look at this Disney please make me a [ __ ] alien Mandalorian please oh please actual gig out of that is that a pissed like this I would have two big [ __ ] bug guys two big alien eyes like killing out of

My head like the little sticks like slug eyes that’d be [ __ ] cool did you guys understand what we call the the kids random Witch Mountain no yeah I did what was that good movie no like the original like it wasn’t like the black and white

One no no the one it came out like 2007. I definitely didn’t see that one and you’re just making [ __ ] up again the movie’s called those those kids just read up which hi this is the original was definitely called Escape to Witch Mountain I think

It was I think it was those kids just ripped which one somebody better stop them somebody better call somebody about that we gotta go find some iron dude hell yeah hell yeah brother brother we need to make a [ __ ] Cobblestone sword I would pay to see [ __ ] Alex Jones play Minecraft

You’ve seen that video exploding in Minecraft right yeah yeah pretty funny yeah what is that little like falling dust stuff actually mean I don’t know it’s slow it’s Ash it’s [ __ ] ass I guess yeah it probably means that there’s like lava through one of those walls I don’t know

Tomorrow you’re just saying stuff you don’t even know and you’re gonna get torn apart bro you know what you know what I’m gonna get crucified it’s a pretty strong Theory yeah that’s what doggy says in truth I’m gonna get crucified instructor no I’ll tell him that you’re not the Son of God

You’re not the Son of God well no one could I have you crucified to be the false prophet because I really feel like again Eddie Murphy donkey that’s that’s my favorite action figure it’s true my mother was a virgin I just don’t want to die I just really

Don’t want to die yeah that’s fine though is it though yeah oops don’t draw it yeah when I dropped that uh pickaxe and put in a little trumpet and then we cut to the to the Trump the the trumpets being played through the neighborhoods of the the Revelation

About to happen God came back to Earth guys what is going on summer this is you Let’s talk about shooting big big it’s always Gonna Be Strings to come with you dude it’s never ropes or like Globs or rovules I like ropes globulites this rain looks better than how I remember it being anyway plops on the ground though it flip-flops you’re so right it flip

Flops you’re so right you’re so right you’re sorry no I mean that’s so funny because I was just gonna say a flip flops you’re right that’s that’s my beautiful wife of Minecon 2029. oh my god did you guys ever have that CD called 3D game

Maker uh I remember a 3D Movie Maker 3D gaming I remember I wanted to buy it but yeah I already did me my friend my friend lent it to me and he left it at my house I just had it for like years how many games did you create with that

Thing I made a donkey called game where you’re like Donkey Kong being captured by the US government escaping facility I made a bunch of two games that’s the stupidest [ __ ] you could get like minutes so you could get like red bananas and stuff it was sweet okay that sounds a lot better than

Regular doctor man go stop I also made a game called tomato adventures and your little tomato that shoots little like projectiles on your hand really yeah she never decided to do warm Odyssey even though you had the power I did I did it I couldn’t even comprehend my brain

Could even comprehend what I’m honestly back then that’s fair what is wait what is it would take literally a five million 20 million dollars to make that game what is that can you describe to us what no it would no no I could but you get 60 to tell me it

Makes it make you absolutely nauseous the last guy that I uh explain where I’m Odyssey too kind of went insane kind of got you a coma all that fan club oh that’s cool okay all that bam bam I like the fan club fan club go away

Why would I be so mean go away you know what this cat does every morning that’s really cute but also really annoying but I’ll walk into the bathroom to take a [ __ ] and rub against your legs while you [ __ ] no she does this thing where she jumps up and puts

Her little paws on my knees and looks right into my face while I’m taking a [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] nasty dude that’s really cute but it’s but her little claws like dig into my knees [ __ ] is fully out of your ass she doesn’t care she loves it she loves weird smells it

Doesn’t matter what it is it’s just a lot of cats really just like smells like any strong smell is just interesting apparently yeah why not just make stone stair blocks I don’t know baby I guess I’m not very good at this summer you yelled at me there everyone [ __ ] saw it

That was a showstopper yeah everybody’s Jaws dropped so that’s the end of the game now I think you beat it yeah I think that was it unless you really want to build a sewage system no I think that was the point you’re gonna build a Roman Roman aqueduct here tomorrow we’ll build a

Sewage system right now let’s pull the robot we’re gonna make a sewage system next to the bed so we can just like piss out of the bed and roll you could roll your [ __ ] your penis over and pee down the hole and then this is actually something I

Dream about like every time I move back I’m like I’m so snug and I’m like I don’t want to get out of bed you’re like I wish I had a big bottomless yeah piss [ __ ] pit next to my bed exactly [ __ ] pit oh no I forgot the [ __ ] torches

Should this also be a straight hole downwards uh like cutting through the stairs no my stairs my wonderful beautiful stairs we gotta knock you around yeah sorry guys still learning tihi I’m still learning how to do business can you imagine the businessman saying that yeah I saw we I didn’t know

Mine I wish you could [ __ ] swim in your toilet like in this in real life me too so you’re like Rugrats dream do you feel like a true Rugrat if I could swim through my toilet I don’t know go in your inventory see if there’s anything you can do with it

Fine don’t go in your inventory don’t ever don’t talk to me like that all right you mean 19 year old man I like to go to bed oh my God what heavy Carter just killed himself are you what shut up instantly knew you were lying you weren’t even on

The Tweet you were scrolling while you said that you couldn’t even look up all this daddy that’s a good line though they’ll be [ __ ] up if like 93 year old Jimmy Carter is just like wrote a suicide note foreign Judy Carter why do you want to die I

Want to freaking die because my peers won’t freaking shower why would he say that even oh oh pissed off my nuts go sour that’s wrong I don’t think it looks like she’s making this up no that’s what he really said in an interview I’m [ __ ] pissed my

Prayers were sour what’s wrong don’t put don’t punch [ __ ] dude look at all this crap dude none of these have any [ __ ] Rhymer reason I’m just gonna put everything away you know it feels good to put things away it does now I get to go to this one

Yeah everybody with like any form of like OCD is just so screaming right and wretching I know I don’t care though I’m not afraid of those people it’s too [ __ ] look behind you again even your randomly yeah the Cobblestone that drives me crazy bring up that video of the guy on

YouTube is like how to make your Minecraft houses look much nicer and he makes these like nice Japanese chateaus and then you just see this yeah yeah put these side by side you decide welcome to the Rock Tunnel Welcome to the Real World [ __ ] whatever he’s got a Japanese Chateau we

Have a real working toilet yeah [ __ ] you you didn’t think of the toilet you didn’t have it you don’t have a toilet you could swim an idiot oh wait did we actually we had left Tools in here that’s right might as well take whatever’s around

Tomer I don’t see you in this chest at all dude why would I be in the chest because you’re a tool or sometimes you really just ask for it and that’s a time where you just ask for it freaking destroyed uh what do we need for our first big cool outing together

I don’t know Let’s uh yeah I’m gonna just dig up a little bit of stone or something to make a few more zag made an advancement to the Stone Age guess you were a [ __ ] monkey this whole time stupid well you [ __ ] ape sit around picking your asses I’m [ __ ] playing Rockets over

Here remember look what I found a little guy over here right now oh God no I’m I’m afraid I’m afraid that’s really scary holy [ __ ] run away oh my God oh my God Jesus is attacking you they sound scared I try to help you but all I’ve got is a [ __ ] stone sword

She’s killing me run inside but he’s scary as here oh my god oh we killed him that was so fun that got his ender pearl ooh ender pearl what the heck of a noise he makes I got his Edge repair all jexy getting here look at what I found

Chris looked up oh he’s [ __ ] he’s Brian Griffin great Omar and Peter and Brian bastard sweet [ __ ] people you’re gonna kill me I have one heart excuse me don’t you remember what happens to Brian in the show well we’re back in Minecraft and look everyone’s here it’s a new day you

Know at the start of every Minecraft let’s play they go hello guys welcome back we’re back you know what though we are so late on this yeah we’re so late on this that it actually has become it’s kind of become fashionable because it’s coming yeah I

Know it’s come full circle I think we’ve done this to 2015 it would have felt like uh bad but this feels actually really cool keep making excuses I know and I’ll tell you what if anybody criticizes us to the comments they’re Bots they’re bought paper by our competitions yeah and

They’re not real people the Let’s Plays that we have drama with are all paying for the bots so yeah dude I by the way uh I literally had I I saw the deposition of our opponent too I sued I took the [ __ ] Court I did that

Position he admitted he spent 45 000 on Bots and and bought it views you’re going down Dude any Mass Flagler videos collapsing around you yeah this is autistic as hell okay let’s smile let’s [ __ ] mind guys you uh editor put in some sick like incompetech music right here or like a sweet heavy

Metal Put on Netherlands Shanty that’s like the coolest one he ever did remember that was the the Gnomes the Gnomes on Xbox 360. that’s all gives me help her palpitations it’s really [ __ ] scary well okay Hello Kitty that gives that suck gives me anxiety I feel like I feel

Like I’m having like a panic attack or some kind of stress because the recorders we’ve got to come up with some kind of goal right otherwise we’re just digging I’ve got a good goal let’s dance let’s have a dance this is so cool a dance party and then we’ll call this

Episode Minecraft dance party and we’ll have the coolest [ __ ] thumbnail of all time party views and I think and this is CR this might sound crazy but I think we’re gonna buy a six million dollar house in Beverly Hills and I think what if it’s gonna overdose that’s me and uh yeah that’s

You and then I’m gonna gain about 400 pounds Tomar is going to live a beautiful life and there’s no joke there that’s not funny that’s just cool Summer’s gonna dump Jacks he’s for some Minecraft like Fangirl yeah that’s not true it’s true I can see it I can see it already happening and

He’s gonna build Tomar topi in real life hey Brian you want to do a role play Zach uh yeah that’s all yeah and yeah okay great okay okay so watch okay ready so Chris do do the uh do the Family Guy interestingly go go back up to Chris okay actually it actually

Uh this is the Family Guy couch right on that okay yeah that looks just like a couch yeah yeah so when I’m gonna come up right so let’s do the theme song with a little steam Hey Peter Royal I can’t listen to it no one’s uh no one’s come over here yet there was a [ __ ] scary face in the woods over here a second ago yeah there was a guy wait there’s at least two dudes down here in the chasm let’s [ __ ] split their scope with my

Ex oh they’re about to come up oh it’s coil the face guy be careful that is a scary is that Epstein I think that’s Epstein’s face he said whoa this place is epic oh get the [ __ ] out of there stand back stand back please please [ __ ] you little guy yes

Okay all right now now here’s the security part now they know where we [ __ ] are by the way that someone’s gonna fall in that hole we’re making villains really quickly I won’t remember I don’t like that we’re making villains this is this is how uh syndrome was born

Okay then the toilet we go yippee how’d you get down there let’s jump in oh I see pretend you’re like a big smelly turd haha a big piece of poop floating down it’s making me hungry just kidding up JK I found Cole I’m just kidding that is crazy though imagine if someone

Like actually wanted to see advice bite of a piece of crap weird it’s like like imagine like a Jew squirted out like that’d be disgusting and stuff did anybody bring any wood down here I don’t have torches I don’t have anything looks into own pants sees big piece of wood

Literally exposes 15 inch [ __ ] with pissed off expression this is from the toilet uh kind of Tomorrow there’s a skeleton coming to kill us [ __ ] oh kill him wait I see how close the little guy you shook his head no don’t kill me you’re dead no he’s dead

Oh good did you did you dig a hole that said flatty hole what is this I didn’t do that no that’s someone else’s home they said funny hold it leads to Lava no don’t push me try to push me waluigi’s trying to push me in good well no [ __ ]

Oh I wish we had that on video I fell in the funny hole this will protect us there’s Jesus good work Zach looks great or exploded I really tried my mom yelled at me all night because I wouldn’t come downstairs but I think it was worth it

Okay exactly our goodness I said I think it was worth it I think it was worth it even though my mother basically hits me I think it was actually she knew I was doing a good job have you seen the video of the mom who’s like you’re you’re

Shedding yourself go to the bathroom yeah the guy’s like [ __ ] no no no no no you’re literally shedding yourself oh she could smell it too whoever that person is is probably the worst person in the world [ __ ] himself in front of his mother and not care

Well also if she could swallow from like two rooms away it’s got to be uh really ground talking of his [ __ ] sorry more context he all he the reason he’s [ __ ] is because he refuses to get up because he’s gaming yeah yeah exactly I mean which is kind of cool in itself but

You know what it just shows that just like that’s dedication yeah like like stock Brokers all these people have to wait on lawyers and doctors they have to work all these hours soda Gamers guess what yeah you can’t make five mil a year just not crappy yourself

It’s like when you have to do cocaine to work in entertainment you know exactly just shoot yourself when you when you play games you have to not only I mean that you you have to really like fill those diapers up you know it’s like it’s not that complicated look at the

Industry term fill those diapies up I mean that’s that’s what Steven Spielberg used to say Philadelphia’s like these these TNTs have to be connected uh they have to be fairly close as long as yeah as long as one explosion sets off the next that’s probably too much Zach Zach

Yeah how do I hit it uh you need Flint I’ll do it okay stand back I have no idea man he’s freaking out of here he went no oh this guy’s like destroying my TNT he’s a little Griefer yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] did you get tried blowing he tried destroying my TNT

As fast as he could dude I want to just like murder all these little little people over here hold on uh okay try now yeah it’s just a response still really no I guess guess I gotta do a Reload Ops hold on oh I see it okay sweet

You think you’re like a South Park character saying sweet what the hell I’m wondering Hey Brian Minecraft Peter this is worse the time we got stuck in Minecraft and you built an Obsidian Tower so [ __ ] makes me feel bad that we have so much power you know it’s like yeah I do get a big high for me yo The inequity of it all why did he look at me and do nothing guy was just standing on a TNT and I let it and just looked at me and he died like why crazy pretty much so wide did you put that around their little house or was that their house

No I didn’t know I really didn’t know that’s awesome I’m gonna light it oh this little guy’s trying to hit it off I’m sorry little man oh [ __ ] there’s pieces behind his another oh no that was awesome I really didn’t know I feel bad I really didn’t know

This is a house you’re a [ __ ] bully dude oh my God he said no oh my God he died too oh I feel bad now I killed his little head well to be fair they shouldn’t have built it so close oh my god dude I hate how ugly it is

Right now like we need to stop playing TNT everywhere it’s just gonna get worse though the TNT is gonna level it out trust me there’s a point this tower all the way to the top look at this [ __ ] I wanna this guy’s gonna I don’t know who did that that

Wasn’t me you guys gonna be mad [Laughter] one oh it was great you got mad at me this is a fun little battle Oh no there you go oh there we go there you go someone made a sign in here saying don’t kill me I’m a puck Tried to swallow lava that’s breaking news from CNN Breaking news Wolf Blitzer just cried on TV because of that I should have dedicated more more RAM to the server really just said dedicated lamb but he wasn’t even joking editor put it over his head over that kid video what’s the recommended amount of dedicated Wham I should have to serve DX

I mean this whole server has eight gigs and like six of them are going to Minecraft or Ram who made this log thing up here I don’t know I’m trying to prevent I’m trying to save this little Fortress wow so to use the egg you just right click thank you

How do you use oh there you go yeah you just right click oh my God this is amazing dude I’m gonna put a few little surprises in this uh this place you can kill that guy if he’s in your way get the hell out of here

Oh that’s great okay we are having less people to hire this thing against was because it’s more block go little creepers go yes yes oh yes oh God that person [ __ ] stripper fans this is what you get for coming into our [ __ ] nice little hole The first trade so desperately again you don’t want to come in here no more do you oh no there’s one up there too Good luck little man dude it’s a [ __ ] zombie apocalypse in there Oh god dude this how is this person not died yet get out of creative mode you little brat how do I do it how do I do it don’t call me a brand how do I do it I think one of us can probably take back out of creative mode here you’re gonna

Do what now I can only say that when he’s not trapped in a box this is embarrassing I’m sorry taking Rebels there I just sent you no no Chris finish my job no wait come on go back in literally quick okay Zach you’re in survival mode now is

Tobar yeah we all are yeah we all are October double press spacebar toys yeah he’s not he’s flying around I’m not flying around you little Brad Tomer you’re probably right put your microphone near those near the keyboard and hit spacebar twice [Laughter] do it again you’re so bad at lying dude you could

Hit spacebar in any other button just do it you couldn’t you could have hit Escape or anything here’s what we do guys this is what ancient man did oh hell no so we’ll put lava down that was Tomer it was just my little Talent tobor put lava down you

Son of a [ __ ] but here’s the real test look is that hurt again don’t be mean yeah see it is her name okay don’t beat me what did I do don’t be silly hey do you guys just want to steal someone you guys come down here no

I did with the lava from creative mode idiot people who live in Glass Houses really shouldn’t throw phones said if you can’t think of something just say the word bones exactly it’s called Rule five event problem always say bones what a doubt say the word bones oh God can you

Believe torped 600 000 for the Ziploc classes I’m humiliated okay it leads right down into hell right here you gotta be careful I I think we can build a little uh like a roller coaster like build like a little safe uh a little handrail thing here

See that means that means you agree with me yeah when you sing roller coaster like dumb Donald what is that babe oh the song that’s because they have uh there’s a dead woman in the song remember is it true people’s no it’s an urban

Myth it’s not true at all is it that if you play it backwards it’s one of those songs if you play Backwards oh look I thought it was just like some sound is a lead it is allegedly like a woman dying on yeah she got murdered while they’re

Recording there was another song it’s all stupid but there’s nothing that I read I’ve never been in a recording studio the idea of an event just happening on like sort of like everybody’s ability to notice just doesn’t make sense or or to cut it out you could just

You could if somebody dies you’re like well I guess I can’t re-record it it was so good though I I don’t know that was such a great take I guess leave it the dead woman I don’t know what else I don’t know that’s the Wacky World of text Avery for you

To Wacky World the text favorite so they canceled it to three episodes or something it was canceled after five minutes [Laughter] so we’ll come back here I think he’s talking about this thing he might be are you serious I’m not doing it yeah yeah look look I just saw it

What does it go the side up here where the [ __ ] you guys look like oh what what in the hell is that noise that noise that that is the hard thing that noise I’m terrified right now what was that dude I’ve never seen there’s so many of these stupid things yeah you

Could come back here and hear this noise yeah Chris come back you could already hear this come back here Chris you want to be able to sleep at night well there’s more skeleton oh oh Tobar this is what he was talking about whoa it’s right by ears too I’m wearing

Headphones what is that this is chaos dude that’s actually making the or the here’s my harvested that what is that watch out for the live yeah I want to hear that noise again that awful demonic noise again what the hell is it it’s not bad it’s not whatever that is oh my God

Oh there he is hey hey oh yeah do you hear that noise what the hell is that I don’t know but dude it was good it was it was literally going it was like doing the worst noise than that it was doing like an actual like

The woman screaming yeah no I don’t like that careful don’t go up there or don’t go up here oh there’s that horrible scream again [Applause] oh God that is the worst noise ever it’s not even there’s a certain cycle that they play it’s not even that one there’s one of them that goes it’s like blood curdling it’s like evil yeah I don’t like that at all no siree Bob junior

So this house over here right is this what you’re talking about it’s like a penthouse a what literally nobody should be living like this completely left a jar this guy’s got like this guy’s got snow on his thing this guy’s got like no home security he’s like this is oh that’s snow right

This [ __ ] right here he left his windows open oh [ __ ] yeah how is yeah what did he do that there’s snow inside his place well what happened what what happened to half his house for just right now wait whoa dude what did you see them have his house disappeared do you see

That and then it came back and I fell through it so it wasn’t just like a glitch I actually fell through it that’s just the chunks loading in wrong in it it must have just been like an error on your client like I don’t think you ever

Really yeah we just see we just found a town not even trying I want to see this town Zach where are you I’m back at the guy’s house but I’m gonna be back soon don’t worry about let’s go with it yeah there’s this nice little Seaside cozy town

The old fish Zach what are you doing I’m gonna leave it here so he gets scared when he comes back but he’ll be grateful exactly look I’m not gonna do anything to it though what’s he doing oh that’s evil teleporting to you I swear to you I’m

Not gonna do anything Jesus I swear you swear huh it’s gonna make him go you know what I’m grateful that nothing bad happened it’s a reminder it’s like when Family Guy killed up Brian and then Seth MacFarlane said be grateful to the loved ones in your family because Brian Griffin could die

This is Brian Griffin could die at any moment all right so that’s a great point Thank you you’re an evil man Zach I know I’m the opposite I think this is proof of the opposite of whatever evil is this man will be will be so grateful oops see Chris destroyed his dog Chris

Has been more destructive than I am it was an accident I didn’t do [ __ ] there’s got to be evidence that it’s not me because it wasn’t me that was you dude you just didn’t realize it is on my off hand you guys can we read can we all do that please the penthouse

Is gone do that you guys are absolute bullies I gotta say I don’t think we can undo that oh oh God why is it like Napalm what happened is it like loading in what did more of the damage by all that TNT what the hell I

Was like nape oh my God it keeps going down it’s like taking bites out of it how much tnt was there oh like 300 400 pieces dude he’s got one piece oh my God oh my God I just flew over and hit that too [Laughter] I swear sweat at me you

‘d miss out this entire Mountain I did not Zach he’s gonna get back and see this who do you think is when a house is filled with TNT and it gets destroyed I had the list that lift the match or the guy that said oh god with no bullets in

It as effective as a paper clip all right that was that was let’s go with that bullets still loading the damage dude I think I deleted his mountain with the TNT I mean not me dude the whole Mountain got deleted it’s like still going okay you know what you

Know what dude let’s actually now get what’s your should I put water over it because he’ll never know what happened we we have to get rid of the evidence let’s just get rid of this whole Mountain let’s just bury the whole [ __ ] decimate it let’s put water over he’ll

Just think he’s crazy guys there you go I filled it in okay okay okay watch you ready yeah you’re gonna put one little sign here huh he’ll understand where’s the sign oh don’t worry don’t because I left the note I left the note it’s okay yeah it’s fine this is literally you hitting

Someone’s car and just being that a guy yeah I hit his car yeah I hit his car it’s fine people hate cars all the time sorry [Laughter] wait what does it say [Laughter] play the most epic of music right now when I’m panning around looking at it

Are we gonna can I narrate it you read that I wanna just as a disclaimer say I didn’t write any of this I’ve never read this before I’m just gonna read what’s on the on the thing the right stuff all right all right here we go altar of the Tomar emeralds uh

Introduction many rumors have surfaced throughout the years about the story and locations of the Tomar emeralds some enthusiasts have given up their search for these elusive gems however in this book we will finally put everything to rest structure you don’t have to there’s 20 pages of this

Dude what the hell what the hell is this all about wait what’s happening wait no not right dude what the hell what the hell is going on dude oh my God what the hell dude what’s going on here no don’t do it is that quick is that give you Revenge don’t do it

Zack put this thing in Hell please don’t do this I’m not gonna do it this is the one it’s already ruined what are you talking about just not gonna do it I bet whoever did this could undo it no no no no oh my God there’s like a thousand of

Them how’d you put that video down Chris I’ve got powers what happened this is gonna oh no well it’s gone out the shrine yep The Shred yup oh yes this is so sad this is awesome he’s literally are uh just like deleting themselves I think they overloaded the

Thing oh there we go now it’s working this is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever seen in my life yeah well speak for yourself uh poor little Tomer heads flying around looking at it oh gosh I think that might take like that might take like five minutes to seriously wait

For all the load there’s a small piece of the master Emerald’s still left no dude I think that’s like five minutes ago that’s gonna be that’s been deleted a long time ago DNT didn’t detonate I don’t believe it I think it’s just there’s so much of it it’s gonna take

Forever to do it yeah it’s taking its sweet ass time oh God yeah it is still happening because whenever I hit these they’re like disappeared they’re like really deleting themselves why would you do this this is the Big Bang repeating lagging server as usual we went down into the cave remember

Yeah we met these fellows we kept going down into the cave we went uh-huh you were spotty cats were you was you it’s funny kids that’s what this is dude that’s what I kept asking I had a feeling Eddie’s Father zombies [Laughter] and I also bet you spot that big

Horrible thing making the demon noise yes yes I’ll show you how much [ __ ] cats I spawn where did they all go look ahead of the cat egg was in my hand I was going behind walls where you couldn’t get it there’s like I got the bad egg from that

Guy every time you were looking already Laughs [Laughter] Swinging at the Vets Chris just possessed something and then come meet us maybe it’s because I’m I’m right next to you uh thanks to you [ __ ] you oh I hit you I just tell I just teleported into another creeper the pilots of World War II are just fly at these guys [ __ ] you

Nice oh no he’s at the bottom of the ocean stupid oh he’s out of here [ __ ] you what did you do he locked down I just like flew at him and flew above his head and exploded I think I’m a creeper now look which creeper we’re going 150 miles an hour

The one that just ran away yeah why are you how are you running so fast hello where are you there you go I’m just Chris how do I have that tool where you can like take big bites out of the earth like you were doing last time you want me to give you

The ultimate God power yeah I just wanna I just want to Tunnel around people while they try to run okay but you gotta promise you gotta promise not to abuse what is that gonna be I’m gonna give him a magic wand and now if you right click

On things with that you’ll take big bites out of [ __ ] there you go dude don’t abuse it don’t abuse I didn’t even cause that fire right now whoa yeah you did Sir it’s fun everywhere no I have another video how the [ __ ] did it get this far look

Down here oh [ __ ] I could dig through the earth oh God Zach we dug look oh my god oh [ __ ] you just put a hole in the bottom of the freaking world huh for the most part we were being non-destructive and Zach ruined it I didn’t do nothing Zach editor rewind

Why did I say I said today Zach what did you do watch editor editor cut up Chris saying you could use that all you want editor be heads act like guys has to show it on screen that’s what you would say in the video there’s a bunch of guys hacking each

Other apart in here whoa oh you [ __ ] look what you did keeps opening these holes you’re cutting through bedrock it’s like this is not supposed to cut through better it can cause a lot of glitches when you have them yeah this is why no one’s gonna give you power in future dude

Maybe let me be here look look fat come on man you tell me I got a milk massage because I drink a big bunch of milk mustache I know how to tap dancing come on man look back come on so get behind me up here and show like only my

Head from behind looking down this is stupid it’ll be awesome all right well okay get as close as I can all right and can you see like a view of the entire landscape to the right of my head to the right of your head okay yeah okay check this out it’s not gonna

Oh God Chris uh we just saw him die it’s raining though too sober check it out so one more shot one more okay on the left side now where all those other guys are yeah there’s one guy down there you ready uh-huh he fell out of the world okay

One more dude no more you ready with the cool thunder cracking okay we’re just kind of purging the world of all sin so this is fine we’re allowed to do this right yeah no only the centers and the cheaters are on these hours yeah exactly otherwise they’d be praying yeah only

The [ __ ] stupids the dubs the fats the Uglies the stupids hell yeah dude [Laughter] this might be crashing the server no actually all I’m seeing is trying to get it spelled everybody in the same spot again yeah I can TPM right onto me you ready yeah dude okay just okay in three two one this is silly did the did the Llama die

Yeah my poor llama oh my gosh I have an egg I have a green egg in my head and say that would be good ah that’s a pretty good shot I’d say headed or put in some like cool [ __ ] sound design like put it put in the what the [ __ ] boom said Foreign