PoeticSwam – The Impossible Challenge… [No Jump #1]

Now you might be thinking well what exactly is today’s challenge well it’s relatively easy I’m not just not going to press space no no no how do you as you can see nothing happens in order to even play here we first need wood right so um that’s what we’re going to do the

Only way for me to actually move up is by using those guys here called slabs we could also use stairs but as you know mathematically stairs are bad let’s see how far we can get with um those few slabs actually it might be smart to take

A bit more with us than we have currently we’re just going to make an an ax actually and we’re going to grab a bit of wood so we just have enough if we’re ever going to get into areas that just don’t don’t have any wood okay we’ve got enough to make a bed

And a bit of food there is some more food actually ax is very op in this challenge because we can’t really crit anything now I know this is I wouldn’t consider this cheating but it’s kind of just making my life easier um if I just

Sleep here so we going to do it also I forgot to mention if I die the challenge is basically over so we’re trying not to do that which is also the reason I’m going to sleep right now um we’re going to get over there and

Hope that there is a chest okay there we go the uh ruined portal please something useful okay we can work with that that’s that’s um actually a really good portal oh oh no it’s not even night what are you doing here it oh wait actually that creeper helped us because we now have

Exposed Stone and blocks that’s perfect thank you creeper now the question is what direction do we go because the there is jungle there is jungle jungle and that’s where we came from the the seed RNG so far has never really hit in any challenge first try at

Least so I’m not expecting there to be anything like a village but it would certainly be very very cool if there was okay now this looks a bit more promising oh my God there is an actual Village there we’re going to head down there and um yeah I’m going to see once

We’re there we at the Village yes infinite food almost uh is the blacksmith even that is so crazy now here’s the problem if I wanted to killed the Iron Golem how how would I there is no real way for me to build build up so I don’t know we’re just going to get

Like enough food for like the entire challenge okay this um seems decent as a kind of wood Farm thing um now we need a villager to trade us sticks so there is in fact a fing table in one of those houses there you go fing table hell oh

Yeah that’s a very good one thank you now after this we actually need to get like an armor to set us some well armor you are not an armor you’re a weapon Smith and your tasting weapons is really bad yeah no I don’t need a cold trade a

Double weapon trade would actually be very good wow I think we’re actually taking that that is like that is that is like a good ass sword yeah I think we’re I think I’ll take that thank you it is very suboptimal that I don’t have an axe even though the only thing I’m doing

Current is farming wood maybe it would have been it would have been smart yeah why is he suddenly less expensive well I’m not going to I’m not going to say no to that I don’t know why he got less expensive but I’ll take that I don’t know what

Happened but why not right now this speeds up our workflow by quite a bit now there’s a way to get iron this way but I don’t know if it’s worth it wait there is a way to actually kill the Golem let’s do a little setup thingy here and make a

Ladder now I can actually get up here and he can’t so that’s cool I guess I’m very sorry well that was clean now how much did we get for drop okay I can live with that there you go no no no back back I said back thank you finally that’s what oh

That’s actually that’s some decent stuff there finally uh half iron half Diamond uh because leveling that up is going to take a whole lot of time time so we’re probably not going to do it um oh hell yes we’re get we get we’re going in there full diamond

Brothers I think we should be really well set for the next stream okay there we go should be enough wood for a few arrows oh yeah that is quite a few arrows I might want to get a few more though we should actually be good good to go so again uh

The next thing we’re got to do is actually find a lava lake so let’s do that Village I’m pretty sure these guys here don’t have any lava would be kind of weird this here isn’t enough lava otherwise yes they do have L I forgot hell yeah lumus hello there did you just

See this oh we found the Lava Lake perfect oh hell no I hate this I hate this why did this just happen anyways what do you mean look at Discord lumpus I’m in the middle of a challenge interesting not very good Get Wrecked LOL okay let’s try using the gold all

Pay to win trick what’s this an arrow uh I’ll just head over there real quick actually I can’t see anything like a fortress here I also can’t make many more slab I just noticed this actually really bad I know and still no views for some reason wait I’m just freaking blind but

I don’t have that many slabs anymore either got to mine half of the Fortress or I go back of this I’ll just do that that’ll work I’ll just mine that um stuff here cuz this should allow me to make slabs there is one down there but there aren’t seemingly any

Spawners no don’t shoot me please ah no aim there is a spawner however okayy good good Good I will take that oh where’s my sword where’s my sword where is my sword did I dropped my sword Into the Fire are you serious are you honestly telling me that I dropped it into the fire Are you seriously you can’t can’t do this to me you can’t tell

Me that I just dropped my sword into the fire my Godly sword that I traded for like 20 emeralds okay we’re out of here oh wait what what what wait what how okay okay we’re heading back this is actually working I don’t have a pickaxe anymore but we’re going strong thank

You I’m too good at this game well I never thought that um yeah about this um I have to break some Stone by hand because yes now we’ll head back to the Village the original Village so we’re going to grab this one now while that makes this a lot harder dying

Squid no no no no why didn’t you save him villager I know you saw it thank you uh I would I but another one how how many squids are dying what is this Village okay perfect we are back at the OG Village well hello there my dudes I

Have returned did you miss me I don’t think so I bought one too many didn’t I that’s hell expensive man wood currently only looking for random H wood logs that I missed I could also burn this why not oh Oh you mean in the Stream yes yes so well that was

Quick this is really crunchy sound maybe this house is going to burn down man blood is also going crazy now okay that that’s way more than I actually needed make an eye and will get there oh is that good that that was very straight um in that direction over the are you serious

Over the water yay hello there editing me here this video is not sponsored by R Shadow Legends however I wanted to thank you for 1,000 subscribers which we should have reached by the time this video goes online if you want to watch watch me struggle live then maybe Tune

In Here on YouTube or go to Twitch or kick because I play those challenges live on stream but now have fun with the rest of the video okay let’s throw one more of those Eyes where what did it just literally go in here did it just go in there am I tripping it went into the cave yeah I I think I remember that one where okay it’s over there good so I don’t know I should probably go down here wood because then I can uh use

Ladders to get up uh if I don’t have wood I am freaked so let’s get wood let’s head down There and that’s not where I wanted to go oh hell no very bad very bad No what the hell man what doing here what the F ah you can’t literally why how what’s the chance of me how is there a hole in the I should have crafted torches what was that um 4 hours wasted H okay okay no I don’t even want to respawn no it’s actually really cringe that I just failed probably the most easiest

Minecraft challenge known to men not jumping