Presidents Play Parody – Presidents Play Modded Minecraft S2 E8 (INSURRECTION??) *parody*

Yo Kennedy get on the Minecraft server the modern day presidents need us to spy on Russia like I did to the DNC with Watergate nice it’s about time we finally make our move on the evil Soviet Union did to the Cuba Kennedy are you dumb the Soviet Union doesn’t exist anymore it’s

Just Russia now and it’s led by the evil dictator of Vladimir Putin please all right well I sent you the coordinates to Moscow City that’s where our boy Putin should be at right now bro and even if you do we can just respawn now that we uploaded our minds

To the Microsoft servers El Mao true I’m cruising on the highway right now so I should arrive at Moscow shortly yo Kennedy me and my corrupt agents have reached Moscow City and the Kremlin is right over there we just need to spy on Putin so the presidents can get the

Upper hand in the war nice I’m going to literally melted him oh wait he dropped something it’s a camera monitor that we can use to tap into Russia’s security system good job I’m going to pop this invis potion so I can go inside the Kremlin you’re going to need to use that

Camera monitor to find where his dumb ass is hiding I’m looking through the cameras right now there’s a whole bunch of them oh wait he’s in room five with a person named Mitch well I don’t know who the hell Mitch is but I’ll try to listen in on their conversation through the

Door if they’re using the proximity chat mod hello Mr Putin I am here to give a a speech or something a mitch why the hell are you acting more slow than usual what the hell is wrong with you uh-huh well see I have served for 38 years in the senate or some

And a string of uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I’m looking through the cameras right now and this Mitch guy is just standing there he seems pretty weird not gonna lie Elmo that seems about on par for the Soviet Communists they’re pretty stupid but anyway I’m inside the Kremlin can

You tell me where to go yeah I see you on the cameras just make a left and a right and you will be at President Putin’s room God damn it Moscow Mitch can you say something you dumbass before I poison your tea with my neurotoxin or

Shoot down your private jet like I did with the Wagner PMC leader oh my bad I was just a little lightheaded but anyway I have an idea for our upcoming Russian interference in the next Minecraft election so we can get Obama out of office okay what is it Midge well uh

See I made like a hundred YouTube alt accounts so we can just rig the comments in order to make our candidate of choice win the next election michiota genius we will use our Russian interference to make sure Trump becomes the next U.S leader and not any of these woke Western

Dumbasses like Obama and Joe okay well uh I don’t really like Trump all that much but uh if you insist then I guess I’ll help you out good Mitch I actually have a flight to Belarus scheduled in 30 minutes so I’m out this hole if you figure anything out please

Let me know holy yo Nixon the Russians are planning to rig the next Minecraft election bruh we got to do something about this well that’s not good we must stop this attack on our democracy at all costs I’m at the entrance of Putin’s room right now all

Right you should be clear to enter the room Putin left already and that Mitch guy is just just spinning around like a weirdo so you might have to shoot his ass nah bro I’m just gonna kidnap him because he could provide some useful information to us back at base

Come here all right sounds good bro just don’t die like I did back in 63 please don’t worry bro I’m running back to the White House right now you can stay here and continue spying on Russia if you want okay I’m just gonna stay I can gather some more intelligence on

The Soviet Union communists may I have your attention everyone this Mitch McConnell guy is a Russian spy and I literally caught his ass in 4k talking to Putin Nixon you better shut your traitor ass up we all know you’re lying just like you did during Watergate so

You ain’t slick Obama you I swear I’m telling the truth bro Mitch is literally a Russian caught him on camera committing Espionage against us yeah I believe that Nixon is telling the truth Moscow Mitch is very well known as being a Russian asset stop being dumb you guys Mitch

Would never do such a thing he doesn’t even know where the hell he is Donald I have served my country for uh 36 years which means I am the best Senator and I also have dementia like Joe so you can be assured that I am no spy this

I’m gonna go play some Hypixel This Server is straight ass and no one takes me seriously anymore all right then I’m not sure what that was all about but anyway yo Mitch I need you to help me pack the Supreme Court because you’re the only Senator that can approve

My picks okay Obama as long as you pick a decent Justice and not uh Trump’s orange ass then I will approve whoever you decide to appoint to the court what the hell Mitch I swear you’re part of the swamp swamp then Obama and Joe would be implementing all this woke so

You better not let them pack the court shut the up Donald we cannot have just one Supreme Court Justice especially uh not your dumb ass that doesn’t value the Constitution holy Mitch you sound stupid please just do us all a favor and stop talking wait I just

Realized how the hell did Trump appoint himself as a Supreme Court Judge without Senate approval last episode that makes no sense Joe I didn’t need Senate approval because Mitch McConnell AOC and any of them corrupt congressmen are never on the damn server and I literally paid billions to have this built now

That I think of it Joe is definitely right and you didn’t get Senate approval so get the out right now you’re not a real judge shut up Obama I can appoint myself as a Justice whenever I want why you got to be so mad oh hell no you

Better leave right now or me and Obama is going to arrest you for impersonating a judge you didn’t get Moscow Mitch to approve you this I’m logging off and when I get back on I’m starting another January 6th oh Trump is going to try to kill us all and

Overthrow our Minecraft government now that we made him mad what do we do don’t worry Joe he always says that but he never actually does anything so let’s just play normal Minecraft while we don’t have to deal with Trump uh okay I don’t know what’s going on to be frank but all right

Hi guys me and my millions of Maga supporters are here to take back our government from the radical left you live towards and Swamp People better come out right now what the Amal his voice literally changes something else that must mean he’s mad AF Donald this must be some sort of joke or

Something wait what the he’s not joking guys what the hell did you see Obama what’s out there bro he’s got a whole Army of Q Anon Maga shamans outside the court we might actually be screwed here you have two minutes to come out before me and my supporters

Stormed the building with guns and RPGs you three will stand no chance against the Minecraft dark Maga listen Donald it doesn’t have to be this way please snap out of it man oh but it does Joe I demand to be reinstated as Supreme Court Justice and be given a written apology

Or I will gain retribution for your crimes against the people of Minecraft bro he really just killed me I can’t believe it I have served on my senate for 36 years and uh I must not give in to the lawlessness from former president so I will be taking the side of Barack

Obama now Mitch it was nice knowing you but me and my supporters are draining the swamp no matter what Donald what the hell has gotten into you this is a Minecraft server stop being weird please now I’m tired of all your work woke that you started implementing

And we’re that stupid fine Donald I will come up with a compromise since you want to be a childish just give me a few minutes to talk privately with Joe okay me and my millions of supporters will be waiting outside the courthouse you better not try anything stupid or

You will be met with fire and fury Joe can you hurry up and respawn I think we should just give in to Donald’s commands and make him a justice so we don’t have to deal with this Obama are you out of your mind we are not appeasing this fascist dictator like what happened

In 1938 don’t worry Joe we can arrest him for this later once we deal with our current threats but if a civil war starts between us then Russia and China will take the opportunity to eat us out of existence true Obama we need to arrest him for his Insurrection that he

Did today but we can postpone it until after our war with Putin and she so Mitch McConnell you can go ahead and accept Trump into the Supreme Court sure if that’s what uh you both want then I guess I’ll do it all right Donald I have chosen to

Appoint you as a Supreme Court Justice and Mitch McConnell will approve it so can you please calm down now I just wanted to judge that’s all Donald I see that your voice is back to normal now that you aren’t mad anymore what’s up with that I don’t know what

The hell you’re talking about sleepy Joe my attractive and handsome voice always sounds like this believe me whatever Donald can you please just help me make some decent armor and tools we haven’t even done anything useful today no I actually have to leave for now I’ll be

Back on later my millions of supporters will stay here until my return okay boys crisis averted it would have been a disaster if Trump actually started a civil war with his army of cult supporters yeah we must not let a Civil War happen until our current enemies are

Dealt with I guess we should deal with Russia first then we can take on the Chinese and after we have won against both of them we can safely arrest Trump on charges for what he did today without worrying about a stupid Civil War sounds good if we can take out both Russia and

China while arresting Trump for today’s Insurrection then we should be able to prop ourselves up for re-election exactly Joe but we’re going to need to hurry up and get this done fast we only got a few episodes until the next election okay I guess we can start our

Attack on Russia tomorrow but anyway where the hell did Moscow Mitch wander off to I don’t know where the hell Senate minority leader Mitch went but it doesn’t matter because we have no use for his ass anymore I’m just going to hop off for today I think you should

Stay on the server so you can make sure we don’t get blown up all right I’m going to gather up all the money and resources we have in storage so we can make a bunch of stuff for our upcoming attack