PrestonPlayz – Minecraft But Your Hearts = Your Strength

Oh my gosh this place is hideous it’s full of villagers you dare into my Coliseum who are you you are far too weak to be in my presence I could take you right now um relief can you do this whoa what just happened let me back up there welcome

Ladies and gentlemen this is my current form as you can see I am not strong enough to take on any of the Gods specifically Zeus in Olympus but every time I break a block I get more Hearts which increases my strength and ability to eventually fight off Zeus the

Question is am I even worthy to wield a sword oh no you are too weak to use swords all right that’s fine because I have this ability yeah that’s right I can scream does it do a lot of damage no that doesn’t work yes oh ladies and gentlemen I’ve just

Advanced to level one yes I still have pencil legs but I am now three blocks high meaning we have officially crossed the threshold of puberty not only that but I have the ability to eat blocks spit them out oh oh my gosh so we need 400 Hearts to

Reach level two and that just got us like 30 from eating one block do you think the block will reach Olympus no no my spit game is weak um I’ll never be able to spit on the queen at this rate that’s fine hey crazy okay whatever I like how it literally mines straight

Down like look at this yes 200. Preston have you reached 100 Hearts yet uh actually I’ve reached 241 Hearts oh so you think you’re strong now I see oh yes I am in fact I’m so strong I get spit oh is that supposed to hurt you can’t

Even beat a minor God ah lightning okay speaking of minor Gods let’s have you fight Hermes Zeus out not what is this Zeus if he was a YouTuber Jesus out my friends Zeus is trying to test my strength by sending demigods to fight me oh I’m not a demigod boy I’m a fast

Hermes minor God oh sounds like my little brother yeah maybe but I’m better than him try to stop me huh oh fast boy yeah what do you think about that hey get absolutely dumped on Zeus you and your Olympus fiends are going down I watch chainsaw man now that I have the

Ernie’s ability I can Dash into blocks breaking them and getting me even more Hearts what a nice set let’s go oh wait a second he had disability and he didn’t decide to use it on me level three is going to take 400 Hearts but I’m strong enough now that I can squish

Villagers into the shape of a sword wait I’m bigger my pencil legs are no more I have achieved greatness but in order to be a true God I must test my abilities on these innocent Villages a true God has loyal subjects hello villagers I can now turn you into swords what do

You think about that he did not care I can squish you into whatever I want and I’ve chosen the path of the sword villagers are a lot weaker than I I thought you know I never thought I’d be turning them into swords wait what about other Iron Golems aha yes

Ladies oh my gosh what happened I’m now the kangaroo man oh my I have thunder thighs for days ladies and gentlemen Preston no longer skips leg day you’re not afraid of me are you you’re actually afraid of me yeah why’d you just double take that creeper just

Dude stop you will face the wrath of my big legs don’t think you can run away from me yeah that’s what you get oh oh my God this is ridiculous oh I could literally jump all the way to Olympus oh yes hello Olympus where are you Zeus I’m ready to fight

You sorry I’m out to lunch leave me a message what what man this guy knows how to ruffle my fingers well I guess you won’t mind if I do a little bit of a destruction huh I’m running a 2 000 hearts baby where are you Preston I always thought

This was the dumbest Greek mythology of a God how dare you I’m gonna be honest Neptune’s cooler no dang that’s a whole other franchise okay dude you know I’m not allergic to water right I’m not yeah it did it actually took away 200 Hearts you look like a goat man I’m a kangaroo

And I’m gonna pounce on you baby oh my God oh maybe I am gonna miss the jump maybe I’m not gonna miss the jump oh and tell Zeus to stop going out for lunch in the middle of the day god of the ocean defeated you have collected his ability it’s a water wall

Because Poseidon is such a stupid God all right but I still want to try it out oh in the water excuse me squids you must be eliminated by Mighty tsunami yeah yeah stronger I think we got like a thousand Hearts from using that once and

I am now massive all the way to my thunder thighs went straight to my arms so now that we are actually super strong I bet we can pick monsters up excuse me spider but you must go my goodness gracious that was a dangerous Yeet wow wow wow that is a lot of hearts

Wow all right 25 000 hard certainly this should be no competition I mean 25 000 yards can’t be that bad can it especially now that I can pick up these guys and just Chuck them at their friends I mean I’m just eating all over the place at this point

Why are there melons these are some nice melons amazing oh it might not look like I gained a new ability but I have a six-pack now something I could never dream of having in real life but I have it in Minecraft and my abs are so beautiful that it

Literally melts mobs into the ground turns dead things into lush green grass and even lava into water but most importantly I can turn pillagers back into villagers Foreign oh no they weren’t all looking at my abs um guys stop make love please nice I’ll show more of you my body this is just like in the Book of Genesis the creation has gone too far I must wipe them with a flood I’m so sorry it was such a noble

Sacrifice yes level six complete well well well oh it’s you again are you ready to see my new ability Zeus I will pick you up no put me down no no no no no no no I’m fine come on stop it eventually I will eat you to

Your death I know your true weakness no I know you’re hydrophobic no yes time to go to sleep with a fish is it no you can’t do this thank you for your ability how dare you PrestonPlayz you thank you I care with your ability I can now

Oh some Shadow clones get out of here my height oh my man I am lanky oh now I’m just showing my body all the time I am genuinely almost as tall as this Bastion with this new ability my lungs have expanded and I can breathe the breath so

Deep that when I blow out it destroys everything in front of me be prepared to be blown away oh wow oh wow either I have really strong lungs or very Stanky Breath look at this chaos all from the oh my gosh wait there’s an entire desert temple here dude

That’s what I’m talking about time to blow the entire Mansion down yes we have grown stronger we are now level eight now that I have 200 000 Hearts I can lift mountains roofs you name it and throw them right back at whatever I want oh

My gosh that is a lot of Hearts I just doubled My Hearts by throwing a rooftop this mountain is going bye-bye goodbye Mountain strong enough to lift mountains but gentle enough to turn pillagers to villagers yes yes 500 000 half of the way to our goal to a

Million Hearts to be strong enough to defeat Zeus and we’ve got a new ability now whenever I pick something up the gravitational pull is so strong that stars come from the sky and I can collect them throwing them like ender pearls destroying everything in my path like so

Okay there’s no way Zeus is gonna be able to stop me with this I mean even Enderman can’t dodge it of getting so many hearts right now froggy oh my gosh I’m the Australian God of Hearts get me to a million please I must end Zeus’s life my chin is

Better than the chin from that one show Fairly Odd Parents got his name the chin guy but he’s got a big chin and I have God’s strength who dares to oppose me surely once we defeat these 15 Gods will be strong enough to take on Zeus he will

No longer be able to ignore me well hello God mobs finally with only four Gods left to defeat not including Zeus it’s time to get back to Olympus hello Zeus well well well you’ve gotten a little bigger haven’t you oh much bigger than you could even ever imagine oh really I can

Imagine a lot watch this that’s pretty big little Gods kill him your God’s so weak okay stop it two more in my God strength will overwhelm you don’t do it I’m gonna do it no this is it one more I hope you’re ready Zeus wait wait let’s talk about

This no please please Preston interest God’s strength no no no no no no that’s right I will eventually kill you please Mr cleft chin don’t do this what don’t you dare say anything about my chin ever again eat this no no goodbye yo banished it was easier than I thought

I’m the king of Olympus now what no the god of noob no my heart he’s sucking them like pasta noodles the life force is being slurped away I have one heart dick would save yourself