Quiff – Sneaking Into The Most Dangerous Minecraft Server…

I suck into the most dangerous minecraft server where if you’re killed you get permanently banned from online multiplayer now the entire server is after me and the only thing i can do is survive and here’s why okay we’re into the server wait why am i in a bedrock

Box what is this fresh me new spawn no no just await your death it seems like while i’m trapped in this bedrock box a whole nether right army is after me coming to kill me straight off spawn this is bad this is about this bad what

Can i do start a chest what in heat there’s nothing of value in here that i can use and they’re gonna come at any moment to kill me come on is there anything around here oh my god i think i see them which is bad i’m gonna die any

Minute with little to no time before they kill me i came up with a plan imma quickly log on with my all and change the skin to my main account to bedrock i’ll be completely camouflaged while they kill my all and i’ll survive okay i’ve completely changed that and i’m

Camouflaged and this looks completely like my main account that they saw oh my god i’m camouflaged they don’t know if you die you get banned from online minecraft oh my god they’re just killed my account the place stopped sitting i didn’t see me with my alt now dead they believe they killed me

I’ve only bought myself five minutes of time until they check back and realize i’m here okay my all brought me some time what do i have in here i have wood i have a bunch of loot but i don’t know exactly what i have i have a bed the

Thing is i can’t mine obsidian mining obsidian would take four minutes and i don’t have that time because they’ll catch me and i die i can place this crafting table down i don’t have enough blocks for a boat if i could craft a boat i could use the boat to glitch out

Bedrock and i’d escape with my life i could quickly make a fishing rod and i think i can fish using this these guys are complete idiots but while i was fishing the unexpected happened someone else joined the server kind of weird okay just got on the server just oh my god [Laughter]

Oh my god what just happened okay i’m gonna click the bed he broke the bed i didn’t expect him to join rage noticed me but before he could see anything he was killed if i use trap doors i think i can glitch out of here using the bed but

I’ve only got one chance at this okay i have two blocks here if i’m mistaken i think i know how this works i place that there boom that’s done i think if i click this bit i should be fine this doesn’t work they’re gonna come back here and kill me oh no

Please oh oh my god oh my god wait this is great after escaping the bedrock box i run till morning until i came across this weird shot never get another right yeah i can oh but hey hey it turns out i’ve been spotted there’s two ways this

Can go he either kills me and i die or i can persuade him and get an ally okay listen you don’t need to kill me whatever you do don’t whip out that sword don’t kill me i i won’t kill you but i have lost something in mine if you

Can find it for me i’ll give you this netherride armor that’s that’s completely fine with me can you at least tell me what you lost or who stole it or something ah i can’t tell you that you just have to find it any clues at all

There is a deal going on at the house find the house you can find my item and if you bring back that item i will reward you with this nether right armor i can do that i can do that if you die on this s p you are permanently banned

Okay that’s that’s ominous but i’ll do it the reason this is the most dangerous minecraft server is because if you die on this smp you’re completely banned from online minecraft so if at any point i die i can no longer use this account ever which makes this task impossible

After finding out where the deal was about to go down i changed my skin into camouflage and infiltrated the house oh my god oh my god they’re right there okay wait please please please don’t notice me exactly can i like move without getting noticed i don’t want

Anyone coming in so let’s go upstairs and talk about this exactly oh my god these guys are idiots the idea i have is simple i’ma quickly make a hopper machine underneath so when they drop the item the hopper will collect it and i can run out of here please it has to be

It has to be very simple activate the redstone underneath while they’re doing this i need to make a hopper it’s going it’s going off it’s going off if at any moment they come down they’ll notice this machine and it could go all wrong they’re dropping the dragon egg collect

It collect it collect it um oh my god i collected this is good i’ve got the dragon i can escape this get me the dragon egg right now oh my god where are they fighting they’re fighting oh my god i’ve just witnessed the murder nuke must have

Thought cycling scammed him which led to new killing him the plan works better than ever okay i need to escape this place and oh my god what stand still stand still is this oh no yeah he had nuke he was he was trying to scare me oh

My god i’ve escaped with a dragon egg oh my god this is perfect all right i’m leaving this house there’s no way i’m gonna stay after escaping with a dragon egg killing them got so much more easier because now i could use the dragon egg

To bait the people and finish them off i think this is a good spot to kill him which means i need to dig all this down to make a massive pitfall and honestly that should be big enough to kill him now i need to build a shop around this

Area there’s only six people on the civil right now and one of them has to have the secret loot stolen by quickly making a pitfall whenever he comes to buy the dragon egg he’ll fall in and die and i’ll take everything he has and just in case anything goes wrong i have a

Totem so after notifying nuke i have the dragon egg he came running is that a dragon yeah yeah it is i have the dragon egg i killed you forget it i have the dragon egg you don’t do you have any stolen loot right now you’ve got a lot

Of stolen blood yourself that dragon egg is mine oh my chill bro yeah that’s what i thought you’re completely dead he fell for it it turns out he mlg at the bottom making this entire plan fail but i had a backup i didn’t tell you about once i

Click the lever tnt should blow up and he should die okay back up on backup plan i’ll click this okay please please tell me it’s exploded tell me oh i didn’t oh no okay wait this is bad with nuke now dead i don’t know if his

Items blew and if he stole the loot it was gone i’ve got full nether right special item for auction must win to get it as i was reading the book turns out the stolen item was for auction and to get it you had to win a game and that’s

When i came up with the best plan yet all right everyone nuke isn’t here so we’re just gonna be starting off without him this bidding is gonna be for the recovery compass oh my god okay wait all right let’s get this rolling one less competitor oh my god oh my god

Okay wait i have an idea i have a bunch of potions in my inventory oh my god they’re all above me okay they’re currently right above me playing and it seems like the secret item was a recovery compass i have an idea with potions i need to make it so

They all win at the same time and once they win their instant harm potions will kill them all oh my god oh my god oh my god it’s going off it’s going off please it still seems like it’s not normal no oh my god wait suck i need full of potions

Where do i need to put their potions come on please please please again it’s gonna be third time’s the charm how is cookie on here too after waiting five minutes of them playing they finally all went the same color and this was my prime time to stop it

Okay i need that we’re all going red all going red all right all going red all right they’re all going red they’re all red baby there’s only one more potion left come on while they were having fun their countdown had started once they die they’ll be officially banned from

Minecraft forever and this was the moment oh my god it’s going off it’s going off come on i used to wait for the potions to go i have the potions have to go off they just won’t just win oh my god oh where did my friends go cookie i’m sorry

But it’s mine cookie that’s my fault after killing them all i took the stolen item for myself and messaged my ally why is the recovery compass this important after doing some digging it turns out the owner of this recovery compass was the most overpowered person on this smp and

Whoever gets his loot rules this smp i’m gonna tell him i have the compass bring it to here wait why is he not coming to me no i said bring it here my ally was acting a little bit suspicious which made me decide to scour the area we

Planned to meet and that’s when i found out this entire place was rigged as a trap and he wanted to kill me oh my god i knew it was rigged how much tnt is in here oh my god this is bad i need to quickly get rid of all this tnt before

He arrives i can’t mine all this team team time because at any moment he can walk through those doors okay this looks like a really good meeting spot after finding the tnt i changed our meeting point and after arguing back and forth he finally came here i do have the item

Okay listen i have the item right here look now why did you change the meeting point okay it doesn’t matter now tell me why do you need this compass no no it does matter well i never plan to keep you alive anyway what do you mean i want

You to kill everyone so i can just get all the loot for myself i’m gonna run away with oh my god oh my god oh there we go yeah let’s go but what you don’t know is the reason i chose this spot is because it’s right above an ancient city so before

They even came i set up a massive trap so if they did backstab me i’d break the sun and would fall into the ancient city ending goes old yep we’re in the asia city and you know what and this is why i plan oh my god please please he killed

Him both he killed them both i’ve taken over the most dangerous minecraft smp subscribe right now