It’s got the Caesar cut on the top that’s awful it’s cute no in this video I ranked the hottest Minecraft Mobs morally I should stop doing stuff like this but financially I’m not going to I just feel like this is an important discussion to have and I did it live on Twitch.tv quite it’s pretty straightforward Minecraft smash or pass with extra steps you want more of this there will be this big card at the end that takes you to when we ranked the hottest FNAF characters only twenty percent of y’all are subscribed with notifications on if you haven’t hit that Bell icon you’ll never miss an upload and you can always undo it later I’m gonna assume that Alex is just talking about the Alex player model character and to me this is our Benchmark right this is like this is a person a block person given but a person like that Theoretically like if you were futuristic Hub you could make some weird animation about all right uh let’s do rock eyebrow positive like that’s that’s the first level of positive right I don’t agree with it with it’s it’s wrong I don’t know what to tell you I’m gonna Say please stay away from me because this is a feral dog it has so many diseases it’s not even like a thing I wouldn’t want to be near this thing under any circumstance but like just in general Do Not Go near me like I don’t I don’t don’t want that thing around me You know it would probably like bite off several of my appendages yeah a dog that could kill me I don’t want to be nearer the Axolotl I mean I don’t I don’t want to say like remove from the game or please stay away from me because I generally think they’re cute but it’s Going into the Rock eyebrow negative category because it’s definitely not something I want to try anything of that nature with like oh my god dude it’s tiny at that point just buy a flashlight man it’s not gonna it’s gonna feel the same oh yeah wait I didn’t run you Through the categories okay so remove from from game is like it’s so unappealing I do not believe it’s it has the right to exist please stay away from me as I’m so [ __ ] like revolted by it I want it gone like I want I like I just Like do whatever you want outside of my point of view Rock eyebrow negative is like this is a mob I like but why would you think of it in this context ever that’s why it’s like it’s like a what do you mean by that eyebrow mid is pretty straightforward mid Rock eyebrow Positive is a like the eyebrow going up with a slight Striker what do you mean by that and like that it goes into uh something flirtation um this is just a cute little bit of word play this Block’s got me ripped up I think that’s pretty solid um and I gotta wrap my Thing in an ink set those are the closest things to condoms in the Minecraft universe so I kind of have to make do alternatively I guess I could use like the inside of shape but they only have pixels in there so I don’t really think it counts yeah so I’m gonna Put the bat at Rock eyebrow negative again I feel pretty much the same way I’m the B I’m also gonna say please stay away from me like those things are dangerous I do not want that I don’t want it putting its pointy thing anywhere near my orifices I don’t want That at all for the blaze I he here’s the thing I feel like this this fella could get really creative with his very his like dozens of independently moving appendages right like there’s some you could do some crazy [ __ ] but they’re made out of lava like [ __ ] he’d probably Like sear any of your orifices that he puts his arms in shut and then you never get to use them again you’ll get burnt exactly like it’s like I don’t know I’d take the blaze I’m sure some of you would I’m sure some of you would with no Shame oh the mushroom cow I feel like this is I’m gonna say please stay away from me and I have a very unique reason if you do LSD and have sex on it apparently it ruins sex for you for the rest of your life or if you have sex on Any psychedelics it’s like the greatest thing you can ever feel and then it will never be as good as that again so that that’s got to go in its own category same with the Mooshroom like you you just can’t be that’s Icarus Flying Too Close to the sun man ocelot I think I Can’t even tell whatever it is that looks too much like a cat that’s going in rock eyebrow negative because I’m not like repulsed by that thing on a surface level like I’m like oh it’s cute but I never want to see it in the context that This list would put it up like good Lord spider better be in that game specifically the cave spider specifically the cave spider is removed from game I don’t know if any people in my chat or bug [ __ ] I’m not I don’t like that [ __ ] I don’t I don’t know how You mess up in life to become like that but a I am one of those and B I don’t even like this on a base level they are like my least favorite mob in the game on every on every metric I’m putting all the baby mods and stay away from me I Don’t want there to be any [ __ ] confusion on this so like this with please stay away from me right baby zombies are very annoying I think I’d put the baby zombies in remove from game I do I don’t want to see that thing ever again ever um the supercharged creeper Listen this Black’s gotta be bricked up dude he’s got he’s got [ __ ] super powers I can pretend to be like Lois Lane or some [ __ ] man that sex is gonna be explosive it’s a shockingly exhilarating you know what I’m saying two extra legs too crazy that’s nuts Yeah man they have like a coochie bestowed onto them by Zeus himself your deck will be gone I mean it’ll be gone with most of these it’s about the experience not what comes after you’re insane but I would do it too and the same logic applies to a normal creeper Just on the lower level he doesn’t have that shock Factor if you know what I mean that he doesn’t give you that electric feeling but um electricity what don’t stick your dick in it I mean it maybe listen if it wants to put it in me That that works too oh the chicken Rock eyebrow negative bitter as food it’s it’s better to kill these things than [ __ ] them like they’re they’re more useful as when trying I think like I would get more out of frying this thing than trying to get any sexual pleasure Out of it uh the fish see here’s the problem I have seen too many videos of people like getting fish jobs and um and I I’m not kidding when I’ve seen that I unfortunately have seen some awful things on Twitter in high school I don’t Think I need to go into detail so the thing is I’ve seen the fish used in too many videos to say that it’s useless but I look down on you for doing it I don’t want to [ __ ] most of the Minecraft Mobs some people are not mentally okay bro None of y’all are okay so we got this thing I do these are like the shulker boxes in the end right these things were made for given head all right like what else like what else is it like are you gonna do with that it’s not they come up Like what else is the chomper using that mouth for come on like I’m not crazy for this I’m not crazy for this um yeah uh that [ __ ] like fits the [ __ ] bill for me man he’s got exotic drips got the skin color one of the things from Avatar I’m gonna like It’s from the ocean I need a nick sack I need an insect plus the way they throw those tridents as impressive as hell man that’s everything I’m looking for in a man big strong dead and rotting you know what I mean it’s and you know what while I’m at it I’m gonna put show where I put zombies zombies are made like they’re technically the same mob one just goes underwater and like their zombie can literally become drowned but the drowned are just so much aesthetically cooler and that’s like [ __ ] you’re trying to Take it where you can get them with this [ __ ] wait blue strong Sonic correct correct I was always more of a shadow guy but same same franchise quite so incredibly based for the drown plus that’s a hard ass name man everything about them is just cool I’m gonna put Rock eyebrow negative for the wizard Pillager because this guy put like sure like he could probably do some cool things with his nose and so could any other Pillager villager mob and this guy looks like an unbearable to be around nerd where should we put Steve I’m gonna Put Steve on the Rock eyebrow positive as well I I feel pretty similar about him and Alex he’s a capable working class man he’s nicely tanned he’s got a neat little goatee he seems capable and assured of himself that’s a that’s what you like in a that’s what I like in a Guy at least someone who’s comfortable in their skin doesn’t feel the need to put others down you have the drowned over Steve I’m using the humans as a bass line all right those are like the socially acceptable ones across the board and even then they’re black people So maybe not even then the humans break trees with their bare hands true true you know what you actually you’re right Steve needs to go up one you know Alex is capable all the same stuff I I think you know what I I can’t really now that You’ve made me think about it I can’t think of a good reason why they shouldn’t be near the top and there might yeah lead from game [ __ ] hate those things again it comes back to like bug [ __ ] except they’re actually bug size that’s disgusting the fox said is Going in a please stay away from me like I just don’t want to give it like that in any way shape or form okay but the iron golemen Warden though we’ll get there we’ll get there I don’t even think they’re on this list man listen I they Only gave me the tiny one I’m thinking of this thing when it’s full like full grown it like the slime’s gotta feel great man the slime’s gotta feel great like I’m like come on come on I’m telling you the stupidest [ __ ] green naturally dog this is so vile why don’t I man I Regret making this my brain but also no cause money not gonna lie this guy looks hard as [ __ ] I’m not in like a sex way he just looks hard as [ __ ] he’s cool he’s so goddamn cool look at him he’s a skeleton on a skeleton horse is that not The coolest you’ve ever seen and he’s got a [ __ ] nice ass head I’m gonna put the gay rights sheep in mid because while I want to put it in rock eyebrow negative because you know I I just think it would be better use cheered it’s gay Rights in a lot of this video is gonna be full of full of gay K comments you gotta love the Jeb shoot but in in at the end of the day wait no I think the ax wielding Pillager is an acceptable Rock I brought positive because that dude’s Gotta Have forearm strength he Could like hold your hips or like [ __ ] ride easy you know what I’m saying why do I think of things in these terms I read I read too much fan fiction the point is he has big strong arms I think I’d feel safe and you understand The bow one you can make passive you know actually no no like Wait no that’s a crossbow that’s less impressive I was gonna say if he was wielding a normal bow like this guy the amount of arm strength you need to have to pull back a bow string especially repeatedly is huge Like in order to get like the string all the way back dude like it’s [ __ ] people underestimate how much force you got to do on that the crossbow one gets mid I think the normal weather somebody brought up an excellent point about how like the head must be amazing from this Thing three heads at once like God damn well that thinking multitask you go for your butthole and your [ __ ] at the same time but but this fella is Whimsical very floaty and Whimsical in nature he looks like he would get experimental and there’s no risk of harm because like he Heals right like so they have the same appeal but one of them has an extra thing on top it’s it’s a little it’s it’s slays if you would the salmon could Slither up your you know now that you’ve mentioned the salmon I want this thing To stay away from me man I I physically can’t man the like the fish jobs were never with salmon I’ll say that before I forget about it I’m gonna just say put Vex and remove the game because I’ve never seen this thing in game anyway it’s practically useless and it’s not it Apparently it’s tiny so it has no appeal whatsoever get out you’re you’re getting kicked out the club man it just sounds like they’re incredibly annoying somehow the zombie villager is even worse than the main zombie because he he has none of he has like the zero amount of Charisma that this guy has and it’s cut off in this image but he’s also got a big ass forehead like he’s got he’s just a downgrade in every way from both the zombie and from the normal villager like the normal villagers seem like a great people to settle down domestically with In fact I would put them at a rock eyebrows they don’t get me like immediately worked up or anything but I could see myself living out a long life and growing old with one of these fellas you know they just seem like lifelong companions they’re not it’s not like a Horny thing it’s a hey damn I wanna I’m falling in love with you kind of thing you know what I mean like they run their humble little businesses are very Community oriented build walkable communities what’s not to love man shout out nerd there’s somebody like I would Want to cuddle with over you know [ __ ] with obviously like if I’m married you know there’s gonna be a little bit of that but it’s only part of the equation and our very healthy relationship remove whatever this thing is from the game it is so fugly like it is balding and like Refuses to cut its hair it’s got the Caesar cut on the top where it just like the [ __ ] [ __ ] going around that’s awful it’s cute uh no um I’m gonna put the ocelot in here same with the bunny Rock eyebrow negative but they’re um only because I do not want to see them In the in a sexual context that’s weird killer bunny at the bottom okay killer bunny stay away from me normal bunny over here any of the Pharaoh things like you do not want to mess with I feel oh dude I’ve definitely neglected this fella that is the easiest s tier of my Life long limbs can teleport who knows how big like when he takes his pants off how long the appendage he’s got down there is packed it’s got to be crazy bro you could like get double penetrated by this guy alone he just has to like teleport back and forth so fast that Like you you can’t tell the difference the fact that there’s like it’s there a god before like your holes can close up you know what I mean let’s imagine the vacations man they’d be so easy plus he provides for you he steals a rich blocks and [ __ ] yeah I don’t know like whoever Is doing this tier list is like a real weirdo I don’t know why you’d even come up with this idea freak God disgusting here’s my thing the Wither Skeleton is not a Wither uh it’s not just a Wither it is a walking STD touching this thing Poisons you this guy does not get tested he does not use protection he does not care about the people he does it with he is a thief stay away from me all like on all accounts the only reason I don’t want him at the game is so we can still Make Wizards so let’s make this very clear the ghast is Rock eyebrow positive there’s a lot you can do there all right there’s a lot there’s a lot of appendages to work with you can get creative you can definitely try you can definitely experiment in the bedroom if You so choose now what I’m really [ __ ] with is this guy he’s got like them Battle Scars and and and extra legs these ones seem to curl around more making them more maneuverable and he can get more angles he can get more angles and and the glow squid are more visually Appealing so they get to be put in mid but I I don’t know that’s not like both the normal squid and the glow squid are better off to use to be made like to make condoms you kill them use their ink sack to stop yourself from getting sexually transmitted diseases that’s Like that is what their true utility in the context of this list is you know like legit like for the top tier two exist we need these things to die oh yeah and exactly glow-in-the-dark condoms that’s sick that’s awesome the glow squid is drippy though you’re right The condom I make out of him is gonna look crazy the zombie pig the zombie pig men or or a rock eyebrow Paws I feel about the same with all the with both the zombie piglin or like Zombie Pigman and zombie piglet this one has just like Cute little ears that you want to like like oh look at him you know what I mean what I will say is heglin brute that thing got me bricked up pigland normal I would also say you know fully intact they have a lot of the same peel as the villagers right they’re Community Oriented they take care of their families they are not aggressive they only attack with attack first and they’re highly capable um I feel like y’all probably saw this one coming the Iron Golem’s top tier he’s loyal huge big arms metal as [ __ ] literally metal as [ __ ] very aesthetically pleasing Right he looks like uh he looks like a Golem go figure I think the skeleton should be higher and then make your own damn list huh I wouldn’t even say he’s a himbo he always struck me as like a strong man who had a quiet confidence about him who reads literature in his Free time he seems like a really like classic Greek idea of a man where you want to be strong as hell but you need to train your mind because it’s equally as important you do not want to separate people who are strong and those who are wise because if all the strong people Are dumb as [ __ ] they will do very stupid things often for the smart people the weakest [ __ ] nothing good will ever get done you need to be a balanced individual and it to me he has that let me do the Ender Dragon it’s rock eyebrow positive it lays eggs man it lays eggs It’s the only cannon inside of the chickens it’s the only one that canonically lays eggs it’s the size difference is a bit much but you know something’s possible there you know what I mean eggs do something for you no I just like the fact fact that it can Reproduce it all makes me think I might not die I would be wearing protection don’t get me wrong um the shulker this dude would poke his head out in like mid [ __ ] would just [ __ ] close up to snap your dick off it’s not like part of The throw like the chomper over here is it’s this dude’s whole limo he’s a red herring he’s a red flag baiting you into getting interested so he can [ __ ] destroy you do not trust him he is suspicious by Nature this guy is a no please stay away from me then I never Want to see an animal with a villager face again in my life hey you know what actually no remove that from the game that is horrifying I like whoever designed this the implications for what that means for villager kind and what’s done to them and how these things come About is horrifying like human experimentation apparently exists in the Minecraft Universe if Mojang has anything to say about it they’re a trustworthy source which one’s the guardian and which one’s the tiny little guy I’m actually no I’m assuming this one rock eyebrow negative this guy’s mid I I don’t know he doesn’t do much for me he seems judgmental that’s that single eye is in a very very I feel looked down upon when I look at him other Guardians the buff Guardian yeah I mean the same the same logic applies Adam my answer Does not change mid as hell and let’s be honest the water would be in top tier if like you didn’t need to wear netherright just to not die in the first second of like fornicating it wouldn’t last very long and the the time it did last wouldn’t be very enjoyable it would be An agonizing few seconds before your death too strong too good yeah there’s a line like the Iron Golem seems like he knows his shrink and I think that’s all the mobs if I can check what is that when did that get there there’s there’s no way that’s there’s no Way that’s what I think it is I said they removed that from Minecraft that’s not in the game anymore um um hold it guys guys I swear to God I am not moving the mouse it’s doing it oh my [ __ ] god it’s doing it on its own Holy [ __ ] oh my God that is horrifying they said they removed him from the game they said he was gone oh no man I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I I think I think I need to get out of here and if you’re watching this on YouTube you Missed out because I stream live on twitch.tv quite where you could have been Video Information
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