Ranking Your CURSED Bedrooms

Hi schlatt welcome to my room tour my name is schlatt and a couple days ago i tweeted out asking you guys to send in photos of your bedrooms and oh my god you live in filth why is there a door on the ceiling where are you going up there these bedrooms were embarrassing

Hilarious and downright terrifying at times so enjoy what what man you don’t you don’t you don’t just have one of those that is not a thing you can take all right schlatt we got the uh you know got the face right at me this man is clinically insane

Stop the recording and and just redo it you were you were half a second in hello what is that thing what is that thing what no what is the what is the [ __ ] blanket time out you can’t you cannot gloss over that do you see that [ __ ] in

The bottom i don’t sell that can we ban whoever the [ __ ] just said slank it holy [ __ ] you do not have that in your room is this a college dorm you put that in a [ __ ] college dorm Holy [ __ ] should i make a phone call what this is a fake video no this is a fake video this is storyblocks.com stock footage there’s no way this is an actual submission No how much did you pay her how much did you pay her there’s a cameo.com submission where’s the watermark i can’t wait to get made fun of for how basic these are I made that bed frame though so i didn’t want to hear it okay i wasn’t saying now we’re gonna take a short intermission and i’m gonna have you meet ken this is my fat guinea pig i’m sorry look i don’t care about the bedroom clean your guinea pig’s cage man seriously Time out no no how do you how do you live like that i’m skipping it enough oh great more lore we got more lore boys bro you live in a plywood box man they didn’t finish building your house and you wanna know what’s [ __ ] up nine hundred thousand dollars in la if you

Want this what the [ __ ] where are you going where are you going what i cannot even say this is some [ __ ] you just dug up unlike live leak he’s got the [ __ ] plushie where is this this is a the building is triangle shaped what the [ __ ] stop saying ukraine okay

I swear to god no no it’s not true it’s not true they made this in blender this was a 3d render bro what is this looney tunes ass viacom spongebob square not even not even mentioning the what is this for three-year-olds do you s do you fit in that

I’m pickle again oh here’s this guy this is the dude with the with the lk water fountain from last time what the [ __ ] where are you we get a lot of joke submissions we get a lot of joke ones that is the first one that has genuinely left me feeling unsettled how

[ __ ] many of you nerds have the lemanberg flag in your goddamn bedroom man is it that beautiful of a [ __ ] flag Oh out of 4 000 submissions such a large amount of them we’re [ __ ] lemanberg flags anyways on the form i asked you to submit your twitch username along with your submission and a lot of you did guys i’m so sorry my goodness have we not learned have we not learned our mistakes

Have we not Come on man you’re making me do it again again again be real with yourself do you think i like to see that how many [ __ ] submissions of the manburg flag you’re all nerds you’re nerds there goes about 100 to 200 of you just like that it was so easy oh you actually

Put your real twitch username in the form let’s keep going my friend please man get my youtube’s figure out of whatever the [ __ ] is in that jar why why are you doing this also why why are you informing me that you have covered i don’t care what what is your

Goal here you going like hiking you’re gonna you’re gonna go to mount everest honestly if there was a place i’d go with with this gear it would be everest because one of the great side effects of hypothermia is actually you get a nice a nice warmth on you and there’s nothing

I’d rather do than get drunk on mount everest and die and become one of those people who like i i want to become a landmark like on the map they just mark a star and put tim’s i guarantee there’s gonna be more [ __ ] lore every single video

You guys sent in is like has some horror element what on earth oh he’s got alvin that’s awesome man you zoom in on alvin let’s let’s not mention the [ __ ] like stomach churn sound effect that played to the right listen is there a starving man to the right that we’re not seeing

Did you [ __ ] crucify him he got the jesus h christ treatment this one was sent in by pontius pilate everybody get my no get my plushie away from those tissues that is a dangerous distance gallons gallons of something as well there’s just gallons on the floor listen if you’re into monster trucks

That’s fine with me don’t be jerking off don’t don’t jerk off under the plushies though please oh is that nopafy hey hey now why did you blur it that’s my question we could have had a lot of fun if you’re not blurring it oh yeah so

That’s a gun uh i’m gonna use that to kill myself this is a bed this is where i spent most of my time crying it’s like that shelves and stuff she had a [ __ ] sound effect on tap next one oh my god Are you in a is this is this like are you in an institution is your ceiling just plywood are you in are you in jail this is the actually this is actually the most mentally stable viewer that i have also i there was something at the end there’s no sausage don’t say that

We don’t know we don’t know a situation should i just skip this one yes yes this one is not even not any any bit better take his move brother no you can’t even pass that [ __ ] off as a joke bro this is not ironic this is not lore you just sent this disgusting

[ __ ] house you live in in filth next bro bro bro oh that startled me that [ __ ] startled me okay back to some sanity i already see him i know who it is what’s up guys otk big t here today so what you’re not in otk i know you love to say

It and you love pretending that you are you’re not in it what i’m gonna be doing is i’m gonna be showing you where i actually live but god damn it are you handsome all right here it is yes sir this is the digs we got the slide right here Slide i like to slide a lot i’m sorry about that i’m just my kitchen i get a little tired i’m sorry about that bro it’s my kitchen brother you didn’t have to drink of course the same goes as the bathroom we got the bathroom right there [Laughter]

You’ve got a shotgun behind him you’ve got a shotgun behind him are you going to address the shotgun no no he’s not this is where the magic happens No you can’t say that you actually can’t say that no no no i’m the one true king you’re not you’re not and and you know what after that you’re definitely not going to join my org a lot of people ask me he’s got the lotion up there

And you’re the only one in it that’s going to be it guys um thanks for watching my uh my bedroom otk out you know what was this what was that was that our new sign otk out oh it’s great to hear from you big t i’ve seen this man in my dreams This is what happens when you cross the bridge into new jersey this is what this is what you see and you can’t leave that doesn’t make any sense that the pope is there though because new jersey’s a godless land What’s with the blinds did you have was there a bear attack in your room are you you just clawing at him at night no no no no no no hey man cool room he he spent so much on the plushies that he had to buy a [ __ ] arrozzi a rozzy gaming chair

What the [ __ ] are you doing to your wall man come on now this is my country’s president this is a bed my girlfriend will be sleeping on when she moves in yeah did i mention i’m mentally ill and an alcoholic what’s with the sauce cabinet man this

Is my quad pc setup got more pcs in the corner over there what all around genuinely no what the [ __ ] is wrong with most of you people these are the best these are the best submissions out of 4 000. and we even got a workstation back here let’s check that out

What are you doing workstation what what you’re just printing random [ __ ] i’m gonna vomit i’m actually no i’m getting close i actually am ah this is a kind of normal room that attacks it or my skunk i changed my mind i changed my mind gonna try to keep

This short good i don’t wanna see any more than like five seconds of this bro bathroom bonus bathroom no i’m actually legitimately taking a break i’m putting for the first time in years bro i am putting on the [ __ ] be right back screen and i’m taking a breather [Laughter]

My just linked me a tweet schlatt is not used to seeing poor people he had to take a break that’s not true good fantastic room is this painted or a tapestry i don’t care it’s nice it’s nice please have more like this guys if i time out what’s the [ __ ] sink doing

Why is there a sink in your room Whoa let that sink in shut up shut the [ __ ] up if you typed that why is there a door on the ceiling where are you going up there why is there no door where the door should be and why is the door in the ceiling monsters inc there’s a little child through that

Door that’s facts that’s facts i don’t think this is a bedroom america is a nation that can be defined in a single word i was going to put him a foot excuse me in the foothills of the himalayas with xi jinping and that’s when he traveled 17 000 miles when i was

Vice president i don’t know that for a fact how did sleepy joe sneak in here brother brother i only have one thing to say and it is that this sound Is exactly what goes on in the mind of this man we got the classic guy oh of course i did not have sexual relations with that woman Who sells that and where can i buy it i want it thank you you got a huge ass stick in the middle of the room but oh my god this is the first first one that’s actually clean yes yes holy [ __ ] it’s beautiful i’m hyped after seeing that i’m hyped i’m juiced No no no i really i really hate seeing [ __ ] like this because it it completely rules out the the the chance for this to just be some google image of [ __ ] he’s actually got the [ __ ] plushies oh gee hello i don’t have a phone because i’m recording this on my on my 3ds

We legitimately film that [ __ ] on a nintendo 3ds xl edition Now the bed Actually good for once it’s like the fifth one that has been passable i look i’ll say it the the plants they’re not hung too well but hey neither am i so i can’t really talk oh oh he’s he’s watching the [ __ ] jack man a full controversy stream

Oh is that jesus is that a [ __ ] crucifix on your desk next to germa why are you breathing that heavy what were you doing a second before oh at the end of the day i it really does just disappoint me i’m not even like there’s nothing funny about this a nice

Why do you have three different fishbowls what do you got like spongebob patrick and sandy and the different ones male betta fish for example will tear each other apart i i’d love watching that on stream put them on the same tank and resend the video this one’s good no

This one’s good i love the yellow like the the warm yellow lights all right turn on the lights already this is my room okay who’s the photos who’s the photo i don’t know if this is a country or a pride flag it could be either bro

It could be either is this romania i think no i’m wrong i’m wrong it’s it’s a pride flag holy [ __ ] there is not even drywall ludwig oh ludwig just dm me is uh image three four five three dot movie uh you’re so rich you’re so rich get someone to clean it look

Hey you know at least it’s him sending in the video he didn’t get slimed to do it this time hey schlatt you want to see my room not really care what you what you think i got computer i was i like to watch men too um and over here

What did i say to deserve that um This guy’s handsome i mean uh let’s watch this video aj schland this is my remote up here i’ve got my mario poster and my name on it uh over here that’s are you making a bomb frank that’s not a bomb that’s like oh uh he’s not making a bomb everybody uh

Anyways this is my little brother jeffrey what huh huh a balling pin with the game stop tote over them and a and a and a pair of jeans you know what they do to bowling pins these days you know what i do we got my um my average everyday mouse why

On planet earth do you have a fetus mousepad anyone who goes in that room and sees that will just automatically write you off as someone they never want to talk to again it’s him in your last stream i showed you this beautiful windows 98 computer

Yeah with the gay porn on it oh my god you got a chrysler it’s a fight you drive a [ __ ] lincoln in the back you live in the car no living space is complete without a gamer setup do you have doodle jump on that that’s right he’s playing the [ __ ]

Dreamcast in the lincoln oh gamer time my god holy [ __ ] this dude is a [ __ ] legend i’ve seen enough is this a couch or a bed go back oh god why do you want me to go back to this one you cannot do that to me when i have 600

Milligrams of caffeine in my system do you want to give me a [ __ ] aneurysm I don’t think we’ll be getting another stream for a while after this no i need at least another two years to recuperate after that Why did you do that why did you do that why did you do that [ __ ] you [ __ ] you no no i’m sorry but no who is pissing i don’t know i don’t know why i thought the turtles were funny they’re just trying to they’re trying to get to you man they love you

Maybe i’m delirious i’m about to go get even more hey another [ __ ] person watching the jag manifold controversy stream i’m watching the jack manifold apology stream live as well so yeah thank you um thank you um thank you um thank you um what why why do two of you now have

Shopping carts you know you can’t take those they are free no they’re not they’re not free you can’t you can’t take one you’re a thief if you take one you can’t you cannot take things from stores how do you get that Why have you time out time out time i was gonna comment on the feet that 50 of you at this point have have dude you cannot just take these things from stores you’re not allowed to but they’re free they’re not free all right ah the feet the feet Why do you have your likes like that where i have to play this hello jesus quality content um top 10 sexy minecraft intros this is my pringles can collection what the [ __ ] is pring gold wait this dude actually collects rare pringles he’s got the pringle I want to be done i want to be done where are you taking that we set a pair of headphones plugged into the wireless Oh my god what did i did i no did i say did i say to submit your [ __ ] feet in the bottom of the frame when my blood vessels are popping they’re popping gonna lose my [ __ ] mind You