Ray Plays Minecraft – Dungeons Are Scary [1080p HD] (Mac/PC)

Okay guys Ray here I’m back with more Minecraft uh I sorry I didn’t do a video yesterday I want these to be daily videos uh yesterday was busy and at the same time not busy at all so I uh don’t worry I read your comments I am going to change this now

To I’m going to die a lot oh [ __ ] my computer has been recorded here we go a lot a lot of this boat I’m going to I’m missing a two there wow look at I’m special ladies and gentlemen hey lot I’m going to die a lot there we go and uh

What’s funny is the first video I didn’t die at all which was uh surprising to me I’ve messed around with my settings a little bit so hopefully the frame rate will be better we’ll find out here in a moment now where am I all right I’m down in my little dungeon thing

I have not played this since the time I recorded so everything is right where you left off you’re not missing anything if you’re just joining um you can go and watch the first video if you missed it and you want to watch it I don’t know why you wouldn’t but uh

Somebody said I should make myself a couple of walls here maybe build myself a little house and a door um it’s raining well it’s good again building this crap so I can get out of rain come on click there thank you all right build myself bananas

B-a-n-a-n-s I I do realize that I swear more than I want to be swearing in these videos I’m not really conscious of it a lot of the time I don’t think um so sorry about that but uh hopefully I’m gonna try to get better I don’t want to

Upset people have their mommies yell at them why are you listening to this man he’s got a potty mouth who do you think you are kid another one I don’t want that I want everyone’s Mommy to be happy when they watch my videos because you know

Pretty good guy I think most of the time I might be evil from time to time I like to kill sheep but you know that’s understandable they’re cheap I mean come on all right so now I’ve got that side of the thing blocked off it’s not pretty

But it’s roomy and that’s that’s more important to me that it’s got It’s got room rather than looks I’ll work on the looks later all right don’t worry about the looks right now um yeah so yesterday I didn’t get a video done because I was hanging out with my lady friend all day

And uh yeah that kind of took precedence over Minecraft I don’t know if you guys know what that’s like having lady friends having them like spend time with me I mean frankly it’s not yours netting a little uh insight into my day yesterday sucks oh I think my frame rate is considerably better

I can do that yeah yeah take that video game how do you like them apples do they taste good I don’t know I don’t know if this person likes apples very much we’ll find out oh God um yeah I’m gonna build the building part of this wall here

Um do I have more cobblestone I do I’ve got 17 more Cobblestone which is not enough I need more Cobblestone wherever am I going to find it oh wait there’s just a billion freaking things of cobblestone right there never mind I’m good all right Hopefully the rain will

Dissipates uh there we go I knew how to get the pickaxe totally knew that I just wanted to scroll I like the scroll button I’m on a Mac you know we don’t have a lot of scroll buttons but I bought myself a Logitech mouse it worked with Mac I

Don’t know if you guys know that or not Mac support right clicking I know crazy right oh okay enough bashing on my Mac I love my Mac even though I hate my Mac it’s a love hate relationship and I’m okay with that no God no there’s the frame rate problems again

Can I do that yeah skillful jumping I wanna see you do that huh you can’t do that only I can have this kind of skills you probably you guys probably have more skills than I do with this I mean yeah maybe you don’t because you’re watching

Maybe you do maybe I’m just stupid I have no idea what I’m talking about it’s all possible quit raining inside my house what is this eight seven seven come on jump jump there we go jump yeah up come on come on there we go it’s no longer raining in my house

However I can’t see inside my house whatsoever or outside of my house I thought I saw rain dripping through though that might not be dripping in the map look at that you saw that all right I’m getting rid of this dirt I don’t want the dirt things have eat through the dirt

Oh God what where did that I thought I turned around oh boy frame rates I was the rain is making my frame rate go crazy okay I need some windows how do I make Windows probably need glass how do I make glass um what was that what the hell is that

Whatever anyways I don’t have any glass um I’m gonna guess that uses sand to make glass um somebody said I could build a door though they said I could do this that does make a door look at that nobody you guys are lying to me it makes

Me happy you guys don’t lie to me and I keep dropping this stuff all right let’s see pickaxe move my door right here in the middle all right I have a door yeah it’s getting darker out so I’m gonna go back inside my house thing this is much of a house in

Reality it’s kinda crappy but it’ll work uh maybe I’ll put a torch down here just in case I ever want to go this way I’m gonna want to be able to see so look at that my house is nice and shiny it’s all lit up looks spectacular

Yay I think the problem with my friend right now it’s not holy my computer’s fault I mean it is but it isn’t I think a lot of has to do with the fact that I’m running a recording program at the same time and my computer is like four

Years old it might be three years old but I’m gonna say that it’s four years old so I don’t feel so bad about it so uh yeah there you go all right now so I’ve got some iron I’m gonna start digging because I want more iron

And I need glass too hopefully I can find some sand I should probably go to a beach to find sand shouldn’t I maybe I’ll do that but once it gets light out because I think it was getting darker out there and um I don’t want to die I know I said I was

Going to die a lot but I didn’t die so far and I’m gonna try to keep what I heard a spider I know what the sound ah the spider I didn’t have to I don’t have to see that no it’s a spider come on come on work with me frame rate thank

You like that’s a spider I know for a fact if I like break open one of these things and I see a spider just fly out of a wall I’m gonna freak out is that will be way too freaky for me oh [ __ ] I ran out of freaking wooden pickaxe oh dirt

Like the video game dirt the car racing game and use my torch to make to mine this dirt okay I don’t like that sound that sound sucks can that sound please stop okay spider I can handle the the growling thing no you stay away from me growling thing

I hope this is outside that I’m not like going closer to them because that would seriously suck um have I sworn so far than the time that I already saw where I commented on my swearing I hope I haven’t I was like why is it light there why is

There lights that I’d put a torch there that’s why it’s like oh boy I’m going crazy already this game is driving me insane all right I think it just stopped raining we can’t maybe it didn’t I don’t think I can still hear the rain here comes the rain

Again I don’t have the copyright so that song I can’t sing that song Sorry whoever owned that song please don’t show me oh Lord I’m gonna I’m gonna get sued Media Cows is going under it’s all my fault because I I like sung three words or something

Oh well well it’s nice knowing you guys ooh gravel more gravel yay my favorite I like digging through this dirt because when I dig through dirt I think I’m gonna find some stuff that isn’t dirt I think I’m gonna find like more iron for instance because uh

I need iron you need iron in your diet otherwise your poo is green I think I think maybe that’s fiber I’m not sure I’m not a freaking Doctor I don’t know these things don’t don’t quote me on anything it’s fast it’s probably not a fact do you tell those

Things to quit growling at me I don’t appreciate it all right quit that is it coming from behind me what’s that all right okay zombies coming around sniffing on my house don’t appreciate that a whole Lotto when you do it’s getting kind of dark I guess I guess we’re hitting the right

Buttons all right use my torch to mine the dirt again I’m gonna open up a hole here to the outside oh iron oh there’s another song oh we can’t sing that song either plus I don’t want to offend anybody who’s all not whatever that song is from but then

Again I’m not I don’t I don’t have any religion myself so it’s probably not if I don’t find it the big deal I I shouldn’t think other people would find the big deal oh before I forget now that I’m talking about people thinking things are big deals

Um I mentioned in my last video that girls don’t play games seriously guys lighten up all right I know girls play games and be [ __ ] of me to think girls didn’t play games um I mean my my girlfriend does games so I think that’s pretty much unrequitable proof that girls play games

I think if I know white girl that plays games then girls play games right a lot makes sense right I’m not just crazy all right good thank you I’m assuming you all answered that question correctly so I’m just I’m thanking you for that um so yeah expect another one of these

Videos tomorrow hopefully I’m going to be better at making these videos every day not be a lazy ass like I normally am swear word you’re welcome I think I’m gonna mention every time that I swear that way I know I’m doing it in I can eventually stop oh

Look I got a black thing is that racist I hope not everyone’s so sensitive around here I can’t even say girls don’t play video games without people crying oh it’s all light I hope I’m not okay there’s no outside there I’m just gonna dig deeper I found some

Iron like how many irons do I have 10. I don’t know what to do with it still um but I have it which means I can do something with it you got more of that black diamond thing oh is it Diamond no diamonds are blue in this or something like that

That’d be awesome though to find the Black Diamond be like I’m the first person ever to find black diamond Minecraft Hales yeah what are you gonna do about it nothing because you don’t even own Minecraft why I don’t know I’m having fun playing it you should play together

Maybe I’ll make a server sometime in the future when I figure out how to do that um you guys can play Minecraft with me and you can all be in little race Lego Minecraft videos yay maybe maybe don’t jump the gun just yet I haven’t decided on anything I mean I

Don’t even know how to make a server in this game so yeah good luck with that oh found some more iron it’s getting dark but I found it so I can I can see I have good eyes yeah take that 20 20 Vision that’s my eyesight I think I’ve been to an eye

Doctor in years I’ve been to a doctor in years probably not good for me I should probably go see a doctor but I don’t have the money to see a doctor so yeah it’s kind of sad doctors cost the money oh well whatever if I die tomorrow it’s

Fine you guys just won’t get any more Minecraft videos maybe maybe Dewey will do Minecraft videos If I die you probably would that seems like a dewy thing to do um I’m gonna mine through this just like you don’t have to hop over crap hopefully hopefully I don’t like screw

Myself up with where I’m going um what am I supposed to be doing what is the point of this game that’s a question I need answered what is the point of Minecraft because at the moment I don’t actually know the point um I’m digging for stuff I’m I’m finding

Iron and gravel everywhere I’m gonna go this way um there are monsters outside am I just supposed to Scourge this world ridding all the monsters until there are none left because if that’s a goal then that is scary and I don’t want to do it oh speaking of girlfriends she’s texting

Me right now I don’t know what she wants but she’d better recognize I’m playing my Minecrafts all right I’m making YouTube videos you can’t have none of this right now ah I’m just joking baby if you’re listening to this just kidding all right don’t don’t hurt me or do anything bad

Because uh that would make me sad I’m a very sentimental guy I have feelings okay did mine did I really just use up the rest of my all right my pickaxe I did son of a cracker all right time to pickaxe some more what was that did you hear that I’m

Having frame rate issues I freaking I put down my settings I’ve turned down my settings so that this game looks like poop up iron lucky day happy oh why is there holes already here am I gonna die this is this where I die this is where I die isn’t this is the part

This is the part where I die isn’t it tell me it is I’m gonna put a stick down there and I’m gonna light it on fire okay anybody down here that wants to kill me anybody anyway there’s some coal I don’t think Cole is gonna kill me um nope that’s the wrong thing

Just remember to hit the two button right the two button right now is your friend Ray what was that what was that what was that what was that noise I saw something move and I heard a noise two button my friend the button too yep that’s definitely a noise

I’m definitely having frame rate issues and I’m really getting sick of it eight torch what are those noises you hear water okay found okay so this is obviously a dungeon and in dungeons there are evil creatures that are going to try to kill me

I want to oh that what the frick is that what the hell okay put a torch somewhere useful please wait can I put a torch right right there on that box I wanna okay that looks like an arrow can I break the arrow okay

If I go down there I feel like I’m gonna oh God okay that’s a spider big spider sneak smack all big spider I don’t have that that’s that I have the rights to that either let’s see okay I see that skeleton okay the skeleton’s an Archer quit it Spider-Man

That’s not actually Spider-Man again don’t have the copyrights to that is that a Creeper down there that is a Creeper down there I want to kill this spider spider Spider-Man kill the spider kill the spider kill the spider killing the guy I’m gonna die down here I know it already what was

That what is hitting me what no ah no with dying in this in the spawn I guess I didn’t even see that guy oh God it’s still a night out and I have nothing to defend myself grab a flower I will defend myself with the flower again all right

Flower thank you okay good luckily enough I think I’m close to my house so I can I have no idea it’s been 20 minutes of video so for you guys have been watching me forever dear Lord well I did die I did die I’m gonna turn that alarm off

More freaking you know what deaths of flower deafness come on ha I just I was just trying to find my house you know not trying to hurt anybody and what happens this guy comes out of nowhere shooting arrows at me I got nothing to defend myself with the

Butter hooks up for a flower oh what oh did he he died or something I’m gonna take his bones take that I got your bone now what you gonna do about it yeah take my flower back oh here’s where I died that those are creepers those are

Creep where’s my house where is my house where oh I’m gonna go this way before they see me house house I have a bone I killed your friend I did it he is dead because of me um I have no idea where I live oh this is like when you really need

Google Maps but it doesn’t exist for your world um it’s like that I know it doesn’t happen very often because we live on Earth Earth has Google Maps in fact they have it has Google Earth too I don’t know if you knew that but uh those things are following me aren’t they oh

God why are they following me stay away from me I’m just trying to find my house go away if you guys invited me where my house is before I die comment right now so I don’t die this isn’t live you’re watching this in post I’m screwed but I

Just want you guys I I feel better if you guys tell me that I’m is it is it still following me I hear it maybe it’s those chickens moving around that I hear oh an egg I found an egg I found an egg oh this looks like mine I

Found my house oh okay all right I’m good I am good I am golden I’m going to save now and quit and you guys are awesome thank you for watching tomorrow what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna go down back to that dungeon and find all my stuff again hopefully it’ll still be

There and then uh yeah we’re gonna continue trying to not die in the dungeon so thank you for watching Remember to like And subscribe all that awesome stuff and um yeah so you do a lot see you see you tomorrow I can speak well don’t worry bye