Geoff: Alright, where’s the supply? I had it, uh, who, somebody start it. Jack: Inside the house. Ray: I’m Ray. Hi. Jack: [to Ray] Hey! What’s up? Michael: Alright, what are we doing? What am I grabbing? Jack: How ya doing, Ray? Ray: They can hear me now, hopefully. Gavin: Hey, Geoff – Michael: What are we doing, and who the fuck is here? Gavin: Geoff, what Achievement are we getting right now? Geoff: We’re getting Off The R… On The Rail. Michael: There you go. Gavin: Off or on the rail? Michael: On A Rail. Gavin: Off or on. Jack: One or the other. Gavin: Whose house is this? Ray: This is my house. Geoff: [speaking over the others] What- what supplies should I get? Gavin: [startled] Ah! Gavin: So we’re all, like bunking out at Ray’s house – Ray: Absolutely! Gavin: – because he’s got a ladder to a portal on the roof… Ray: Yeah! Michael: …that goes nowhere. Gavin: Sweet. Ray: I do it big! Michael: It doesn’t work for me. Ray: What, the portal? Michael: Yeah. Ray: Stand in the middle of it. Michael: [to Ray] So you just wait? Gavin: So, basically, our, our challenge – Ray: Yeah, you just wait. Gavin: – our challenge is to make a track 500 meters long. Michael: I’m doin’ it! Geoff: What do we need, we need iron or something? Gavin: Yeah. Michael: Oh I’m waiting, it’s working! Geoff: [to Gavin] Where is that? Ray: Uh… It’s in my house, in the thing that says “Ingots and Wool” Geoff: Oh, Ingots and wool? Okay. Michael: Oowhoa! Oh! OOH! What the hell? Michael: I’m stuck! Gavin: Uh… I think you went the wrong way. Micheal: [louder] I’m stuck! Gavin: I think, uh – Geoff: Do I just need iron? Gavin : I think you took a wrong turn. Michael: I’m stuck! Geoff: Or do I need other stuff? Jack: How is Michael already stuck? Ray: Because he… he went through the, the portal. Michael: [flustered, voice breaking] I’m stuck IN the portal though, look! Ray: Sucks to be you, nerd. Jack: [laughing] Michael: What the fuck? Michael: Gavin, kill me. Ray: All my, uh… Gavin: I- I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Ray: All my iron [drowned out by others] Gavin: Somebody put me out! Michael: [guffawing] Geoff: I should… uh… Gavin: Somebody put me out! Michael: [in hysterics] Gavin: Wait! Wait wait wait, everyone. Michael: [inhaling sharply] Michael: He fucking killed me! Gavin: All right, let’s… Jack: Where’s all the Iron? Geoff: [to Jack] Uh… I went ahead and… Gavin: Oh! [spluttering] The portal went out! Gavin: The portal! Geoff: I went ahead and, uh, preemptively grabbed all of Ray’s diamonds. Gavin: So I’ve got a map that, uh… Jack: [to Geoff] Okay. Gavin: It’s kind of an empty map. Gavin: Hey- hey, Michael. Michael: Yeah. Gavin: I’ve got no… like… Michael: Mmm? Gavin: The portal went off. Michael: [stifling laughter] Mhm, right? Gavin: Are you coming to turn it on or what? Michael: [giggling] Jack: Alright, all the iron’s gone. Ray: Joel made the guy from sea lab. Michael: Are you still in the nether? Geoff: Are you in the Nether? Gavin: I’m in the Nether and at some point someone shot a fireball at the portal which turned it off – Ray: Oh. Gavin: – or someone caught on fire and did something. Geoff: It’s on on our side. Gavin: Oh! Michael: I’m coming, to get you. Did I get you? Gavin: Okay, I’m gonna get this guy to light the portal. Michael: [shouting] Ah! Ah! Ah! The portal turned off me too!! Gavin: [exasperated] Oh, for.. Michael: [wailing] No! Gavin, you’ve killed us! Gavin: Alright, let’s – Michael: You’ve killed us both! Gavin: – get out of the Nether. Michael: Jesus! Gavin: Stop this this ridiculousness. Michael: Yeah, how!? Geoff: Alright, Build a new portal and get out. [Ghast fireball exploding] Michael: We’re- were stuck. Ray: Just, just kill yourself and you’ll spawn out. Gavin: Let me just get a diamond pickaxe. Michael: [to Ray] Yeah, fuck that. Gavin: Ohhh! Ray: Yeah, if you die, you spawn back. Ray: Yeah. Gavin: I died. Ray: Alright, so umm.. Geoff: Do, did they, are they gonna lose all the fucking iron and stuff? Ray: They didn’t take anything. Michael: I didn’t take anything. Ray: They just had like a map. Michael: I had, I had dirt. Gavin: Sweet. Jack: Who has the iron then? Geoff: Uhh.. Well I have uh, I have a little bit. Ray: Yeah. Gavin: Oh, hey, by the way, Joel is here. Geoff: How much – Micheal: We never announced who was here. Gavin: Joel! Joel: [quietly] Hello. Gavin: J-roll! All: [laughing] Geoff: I grabbed ingot and diamond. Ray: Okay. Jack: All of it? Ray: Yeah, he grabbed all of it. Joel: Did, did the uh crafting table… Geoff: Oh, was, did you guys want, I thought- I thought everybody else already had already gotten some. Micheal: I’m Gavin and I’m an idiot. Ray: No, you literally took everything. Gavin: I’ve got, I’ve got a chest called ingots wool, and there’s.. Ray: Did I spell miscellaneous right? Geoff: Surprise! Ray: We’re just gonna say I spelled it right. Gavin: Well.. Gavin: How do I…? Geoff: Hey, uh.. Micheal: I don’t know where you guys are but I’m following Joel. Geoff: I made a shortcut from the roof to the floor. Gavin: How’d you get so much..? Ray: Uh, really? Okay, that’s cool. Gavin: How’d you get so much gold? Geoff: Yeah, it’s right there if you need it. Ray: Nice. Micheal: Fuck. Ray: Nice. Micheal: Fuck! Ray: How’d I get what? Gavin: How’d you get so much gold? Micheal: Hey, so. Ray: [to Gavin] Mining. Geoff: Alright, hey, so we gotta start making rails! Micheal: How do we get this achievement? Ray: You need to make a thing that goes for 500 meters or something. Ryan: Alright, well I think.. Oh shit! That hurt! Joel: What happened to you? Ryan: You bastard. Geoff: Well, you know. Gavin: Oh, hey! Micheal: My life. Ray:Someone took all my iron so I can’t craft it. Micheal: It’s pretty painful. Gavin: I think Geoff just.. Geoff: Alright, well what are you crafting? Micheal: Oh! Jack: We’re crafting rail! Geoff: Oh, I got ingots! Ray: Yeah! Micheal: How do I…? Jack: Yeah, yeah! Ray: I got sticks! Geoff: Alright, I’ll craft them! Micheal: Oh, we need sticks? Ray: Yeah. Gavin: Uh, I’ve got… Ray: To connect them. Gavin: I’ve got some gold. Micheal: [loudly] Where the FUCK am I? Geoff: Here, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. Ray: [to Micheal] I dunno where you’re at. Jack: Where shall we start? Geoff: Oh fuck. Micheal: Damnit! Geoff: Alright I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll put everything that I have back. Micheal: I am so lost. Geoff: …Back where it goes. Gavin: I’ve made- uh, I’m gonna make a… Micheal: Oh! I’ve found you. Geoff: I assumed… I assumed that Ray was prepared for this. Geoff: But I guess not. Gavin: Alright, I’ve created the Tower of Pimps. Micheal: Boosh! Gavin: Everyone worship me. Jack: Sun’s going down. Micheal: I punched a sheep. Geoff: Alright, ingots and wool, are… Geoff: Woah! You made a golden tower. Ray: Is that what you did with my gold? Ray: You made a fucking gold tower four blocks high? Gavin: Yeah! I- I’m- I’m stood upon the Tower of Pimps! Gavin: Kneel down… Micheal: Shut up. Gavin Kneel down bitches! Micheal: I’m gonna beat the shit outta you. Gavin: Ow! Ow! Jack: Yeah, yeah, what happened to your tower of pimps? Jack: Huh? Huh? Micheal: What happened to King Diggy Bitch? Jack: Huh, Boris? Gavin: Boris Becker just died. Jack: Yeah he did. Gavin: A painful death. Uh… Geoff: Alright all the iron is back. Gavin: Uh… The g- the sun… The sun is going down. That might be an issue for us. Micheal: We’ve noticed. Gavin: Oh! Where’s that- what’s that chimney over there? Ray: That’s so if I get lost I know where I am. Jack: What happened to the door? Jack: Why is there no door any more? Micheal: That’s smart. Ray: I dunno, somebody broke the door. Geoff: Oh, that might have been me. Micheal: It’s like a lighthouse. Jack: Oh, I’ve got the door. Geoff: Sorry. Gavin: Alright let’s get this gold back because the Tower of Pimps was not successful. Micheal: No shit. Gavin: Oh, I don’t have a pickaxe. Gavin: Somebody, uh.. someone with a pickaxe get that gold down. All: [laughing] Gavin: Where’s J-roll? Joel: I’ve trapped myself in a room. Micheal: Yeah, please don’t burn our house down Joel. Ray: Your house? Joel: I need to find some lava. Micheal: Well I mean, technically we all moved in so yeah. Gavin: Where…? Gavin: Where is Joel? Gavin: Where- who? Joel: No, I don’t wanna know, I don’t want Gavin to know where I am. Ray: Alright, I’m gonna start, uh… Gavin: [laughing] Ray: I’m gonna start building rail. Jack: Okay. Ray: So, uh… get ready to grab it. Gavin: Alright, I’m gonna go… Ray: It’s just gonna pop out of me. Gavin: I’m gonna go on an adventure trek. Geoff: [laughing] Gavin: And I’ll let you guys know how it goes. Geoff: Hey, check it out, sand does not stay. Jack: Woah! Gavin: I’m… Ray: Why is there sand in my house? MIcheal: Should I..? All: [laughing] Micheal: Should I make sticks? I can make sticks. Geoff: [to Ray] I plugged, I plugged the hole – Micheal: Fuck! Ray: Yeah, okay. Geoff: – that I made. Micheal: I keep breaking my legs. Gavin: I’m gonna start a new series called “Wuggles find J-roll – Micheal: I’m gonna never watch that. All: [laughing] Gavin: – the American adventure.” Gavin: Which is their… Geoff: Oh! What the fuck! Geoff: I just died, someone just fucking killed me. Geoff: Oh great, now I’m outside the house. Micheal: Later, gator. Jack: Did you lose all the railing? Geoff: Yeah! Micheal: Dude! Jack: Oh, okay. Ray: Oh, I found it all. Geoff: Oh I’ll get it. Oh, it’s all over the floor. Micheal: I got 32 sticks! Ray: Yeah, you can come in here and just pick it up. Jack: Oh, shit. Gavin: Wuggles… Jack: Oh, there’s rail on the floor. Gavin: Wuggles… Micheal: Where is it? Ray: Don’t you hate when that happens? Micheal: Where? I’ll steal it- ow! Micheal: What the fuck? Geoff: I’m gonna plant them, I’m gonna help you out a bit Ray. Micheal: The fuck did you go, Jack? Jack: Well I’ve got 64 rails. Ray: I’m, I’m pumping some more out. Gavin: How many rails do you have, Ray…L? Ray: Um… Micheal: How do you…? All: [laughing] Ray: Kill yourself. Micheal: Yeah. Ray: Just walk into traffic. Micheal: How do you make rails? Gavin: Alright let me ask a serious question. Has anyone reduced the, uh, Tower of Pimps? Micheal: Ooh! Ray: Yeah, no, it’s still there. Micheal: No, but I have rails I picked up from a dead body. Ray: Alright. Geoff: I planted, uh, j-uh… Geoff: In an effort to… Geoff: – make- uh, enrich your life, Ray? I planted a tree in your bedroom. All: [laughing] Ray: My bedroom? Geoff: Yeah, just, you know. Ray: Where? I don’t- Oh, fuck, sweet tree. Gavin: Uh, yeah, there’s a bed, so. Ray: Do you guys wanna start building? Uh, just g- Did you just build it outside of my house? All: [laughing] Micheal: Where are we building it from? Micheal: Like, where are we starting? Joel: [very quietly] That’s not good. Geoff: Shall we start it… Jack: I think Joel just found a dungeon. Joel: No, no. Geoff: Shall we start at the pimp house? Jack: Which direction do we wanna go? This way? Micheal: Yeah, are we gonna go…? Jack: One direction, okay. Ray: Yeah, just make it go in a straight line, just start building. Gavin: One Direction have terrible music. Joel: Is that..? Is there someone out there? Micheal: Shut the fuck up, Gavin! Ray: What the fuck is that? Ray: [yelling] Are you sleeping in a bed again? Gavin: Uh, what? Micheal: Okay, so I’m gonna… hey, we’re gonna get murdered at night, but I’m gonna, um… Gavin: [laughing] What’s up? Micheal: I’ll just clear a path for the rail. Ray: [to Gavin] I’m just gonna leave you there. Geoff: I’ve not seen any bad guys yet. Ray: Fuckin’ Andre Agassi over there, you can just… Joel: Yeah, I haven’t seen any bad guys either. Gavin: I’m Boris Becker! Geoff: Ray, did you turn off all the monsters? Ray: Absolutely not. Gavin: Who put a tree in here? Micheal, Jack: That was Geoff! Gavin: Do we have any bonemeal? Micheal: Were you fucking listening? Joel: God damn it! This whole thing is fucking… what’s going on with this game? Gavin: More importantly, can we grow this tree? Jack: [laughing] Jack: I think we broke Joel. Geoff: Who is…? Joel: There’s something weird going on in this game guys. Micheal: What’s that? Ray: What’s that? Joel: Blocks are appearing and… disappearing out of nowhere. Ray: Alright, ready? Micheal: Ow! Geoff! What the fuck? Geoff: I’m sorry, I was pickaxing things. Gavin: No, no, no. Micheal: You’re murdering me! Geoff: Sorry, sorry, sorry! Micheal: [away from mic] I’m dead! Micheal: What the f- Gavin: The minecart isn’t gonna go. Gavin: It’s not gonna go, this is not a powered rail. Jack: That’s…I’m making…No, I’m starting it up high Gavin: We need to reduce the uh, the Tower of Pimps to get the powered rail track Geoff: Well, why don’t you work on that, jackass? Gavin: I don’t have a pickaxe! Michael: [to ray] Just give me the fucking pickaxe, Ray. Geoff: [to Gavin, angrily] Instead of talking shit about how things- Ray: [to geoff] Geoff, there you go, pickaxe. Geoff: -I got a pickaxe already, thanks.- Instead of talkin’ shit about how things aren’t gonna work, why don’t you make them work? Micheal: Yeah, Gavin! Geoff: You’re so fuckin’ Britishly – Micheal: Why are you so – Both, simultaneously: – negative! Gavin: [snorting] Geoff: God damn. Gavin: We also should have a- like, a button. Ray: So do you wanna make that? I have the, uh – Gavin: Do you have redstone? Ray: – redstone and everything, yeah. Gavin: Yeah, let’s have a button to start the rail track. Ray: Alright. Gavin: Good! Ray: It’s in, uh… “Ingots and Wool” Gavin: I like the amount of prep that’s gone into this video that we’re all taking so seriously. Ray: Listen, I have everything organized. Micheal: Do we… Ray: I provided the house – Micheal: Do we need headroom? Ray: – you provided the pimp… pole. Micheal: Do we need headroom for the track? Geoff: I don’t know. Micheal: …Or just space in front of it? Geoff: I don’t think so. Ray: What do you need? Gavin: Like, we need powered rail tracks, but we need gold. Gavin: But all the gold went into the Tower of Pimps. Ryan: Yeah, well, who the fuck made the Tower of Pimps? Micheal: Fucking mine the god damn tower already! Micheal: You keep bitching about it! Gavin: Yeah, okay – Micheal: Chop it down! Micheal: Fine, I’ll do it myself. Ray: I’m chopping it down. Gavin: Ray’s sorting out the Tower of Pimps – Micheal: [exasperated] Fuck! Gavin: – so we’re okay. Ray: Sorting it out? You mean destroying it? [laughs] Geoff: We’re gonna discover a new island. Micheal: Yeah we are. Micheal: Like Americ- [loudly] Oh god! All: [laughing] Micheal: I’m building from the water… I’m building from underwater and it’s going very quickly. Ray: Alright, Gavin, do you know how to make… Ray: …the rails that make you go… Geoff: Oh fuck. Ray: …faster? Geoff: What was that? Gavin: Yeah – you need gold and red- Gavin: OH! ZOMBIE! Ryan: [laughing] Micheal: Is that a fuckin’… Gavin: Zombie! Micheal: Is that an ingredient? Gavin: Someone put a zombie in me! Micheal: Red-oh-zombie? Ray: So, you. Listen. Gavin: Right. Video Information
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Join the Achievement Hunter lads (Geoff, Jack, Michael, Gav, Ray and Joel) as they team up to try and get the On a Rail achievement. Watch your ears… shit gets loud. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2wf5zPJ
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