Running a BOYS ONLY Prison in Minecraft!

This is an all-boys present in Minecraft and the warden is a girl now my job is to keep these boys in line but when they try a prison break they’ll find out just how sneaky this girl can be ah looks like we’ve got some new prisoners here today

Come everyone this is where you’re going to be serving your prison sentences here you’ll work until you pay back as I was saying he will find that escape it from here won’t be so easy oh whatever ladies so where’s this Warden ah yeah I heard the warden was super

Scary and really buff I heard he eats prisoners when lunch is late that’s completely false take out this lady and get out of here before the ward wait I got a better idea I’m just take out this guard lady before the warden can stop us wait wait where is this Warden anyway I

Haven’t seen anyone in Authority I’m right here boys I’m so sure [Laughter] you’re a girl and you look like a kid talking about I’m the same age as you guys well it’s been fun but I think we should get going yeah I like the way I am no no no

I don’t want to go to prison just stay back stay back it’s so wonderful to have reliable help I guess these boys are in for a lesson they’re gonna see that I’m not just a short little potato I can just boys you’re gonna be here for a long time

Uh hey I’m I’m thirsty Miss Warden uh can I go get some water sure I love slime what what that’s so long only an hour no I’m not listening to your rules oh get my own drink yeah reject Authority attention boys since I’m such a nice girl I’m going to

Let you guys go wow really on a really nice condition [Laughter] Let’s go over here and see what I can do all right now we’re home free from me Those boys I didn’t think they’d actually slip out through there this is the provider my fingers like oh I have an idea since this is the boys only prison maybe they will trust another prisoner let’s give this a shot there we go watch out boys this Kitty has claws

All right time to make this a little bit more believable huh there we go okay boys I think it’s just this way um I made chased by the zombies over here don’t worry I’ll take care of this boys take care of this yes sir What’s up pretty lady like you doing in a dump like this I’m not going back I’m just looking for someone strong enough to protect me well you know okay hold on oh thank you so much hold on there’s something fishy here this is supposed to be an all boys

Prison there shouldn’t be any girl prisoners here um it doesn’t matter I know the way out you know oh leave with that next time maybe pretty and useful my Mind by the way sister let’s go all right come on I’ll believe over this way watch out for the bananas

Oh yeah those are Slippery hold up hold up hold up how do we not see this how did you know this was here it was pretty obvious why I never would have thought about that yeah what was your name um just real quick uh don’t worry I’ll

Take care of them but could you guys maybe check to see if there’s any more guards coming yeah you’ve got it careful all right okay my plans I don’t see anyone better no one here wait uh what are you doing over there Kitty I I jumped I’m really fast at parkour over this

Okay so what’s next laser alligators yeah they are alligators silly there we go no problem there we go see guys she knows the way out this is that’s right are you kidding me follow me boys okay all right let’s see it’s just a really long jump you’ve got this I’m sure what forever Let’s go are you serious uh remember those laser alligators oh God guys see a laser alligator Kitty aren’t you coming too um I really wait a minute guys I think this is a dead end oh no this is really bad maybe maybe the warden actually knew we were coming maybe

I’m sorry you guys fell down wait don’t worry boys I’ll get you out of there I’ll wait for you well well well look what the Cat Dragged In looks like some Escape prisoners have now been locked away again free us right now okay sure wait wait hold on really

Are you sure of course not no really I mean it okay wow why are you doing this though I need some chores then so you guys can help clean the jail or go to the mines guys you’re not supposed to want to go to the mines but cleaning I can assure you that you really really really want to clean no Uh fine all right we’re all set there we are thank you Miss morning can we at least get our pickaxes um look at your axes all right okay uh that was before boating but sure uh ma’am sir ma’am I think you might have misheard us we were

Hoping for a pickaxe sorry boys I don’t make the rules you’re literally the warrior oh yes Dad have fun no one really needed them to clean but I think I have someone who can make them all right I’ll get these boys to do my bidding what’s going on kitty kitty did you get

Here they catch you too I was I let them catch me honestly that’s so cool I found a real way to break out oh I don’t know if we should I think that Warden would be pretty nice to us if we’re actually good forget that let’s get out of here

Look we just need to get rid of these cards then oh easy peasy boys wait where did you get those axes take mine I’ll get another oh okay all right but you’re going to help us this time on the count of three boys one two three oh oh thanks thanks Kitty

See ya nice shot okay and now what now we just need to open a secret door okay how do we do that come on it’s this way okay was that the secret garden Welcome to the warden I think each room might have a clue that will lead us out of here but everything’s so filthy the Clue’s gonna be so hard to find if you don’t leave there’s only way to get rid of driving dirt from a place and what what made

Sure to organize all the Clutter we could find all the clues if only there was a word for doing it I don’t think there’s a word for it actually um but let’s let’s get started with the awards office because she’s not here Perfect all right let’s go everyone done

Uh let’s see uh do a little bit of this uh Good job guys a lot of books but no clues yet other rooms I say we split up okay finding any idiot not yet okay what about you noie uh no sorry nothing yet scene uh-uh nope Pierce nope nothing but my reflection here but it’s looking nice also we will actually find a way

Out of there someone has to found someone thing right uh maybe I’m gonna check on this hallway down here okay oh good idea yeah keep searching oh that was almost too easy all right whatever time to go back to aphmau there we go hmm looking for something boys ah what yeah some Clues

Guys everyone now all right boys how we doing today hmm we have an escapee it seems let’s check this out going on down there oh no oh no thank you very much wait how did you get that stuff waiting You and you of course but do you guys really think I’d be the only warden in this entire prison yes All right boys this way we’re almost there [Applause] I mean you might be afraid of her if you like she squishes like a really big rock or she could drop you down a really deep hole Yeah or I could probably rig up a cutting laser you guys aren’t happening

That sounds like fun oh no I have something much worse than mine I’m sorry my big rock worse worse than a laser I’ll just have to see wouldn’t it look I didn’t become Warden because I handed out cupcakes and hugs now get in here is that Five minutes I smell a trap I’m sorry that’s just me cafeteria for girls it is my job to not just keep you here to but to make sure that you get reformed back into society so welcome to prison School There’s me my sister my mom my dad and my grandma that’s nice look at that oh thanks hey Pierce what you working on uh just working on some blocks they got like tea and stuff hey YouTube be nice now listen up one of the things that

You’re here to learn is how to resolve conflicts using your fists is not the way you know what you’re right I never thought about it that way hold on one sec huh what no we don’t because we do not hit that was a way better idea

This is so good here’s you have to use your words we don’t put our hands on other people okay you have to be smarter than that oh yeah okay you’ve been supposed to mean Ian everyone thinks that your blue hair streak is stupid not like that right Enough bowling okay what’s next what you rolled in the books uh well I think that we should read a nice story and do you want to hear a nice story yeah come come get in your own abstract and we’ll tell you a story all right so once upon a time we uh what

The I want to sleep already good night boys that’s the end of the story finally ready for some quiet time for myself taking care of prisoners is rough all right let’s see yeah this key is mine the key to my plans and you’re gonna regret this oh you see I’ve

Been working on my own Escape Route and now I’m gonna be the Epic leader to release all my buds and you get back here don’t you go anywhere just get over here and oh gotta watch out oh that was so close probably went back to the daycare I gotta get back uh what

The he did go back there I don’t know I don’t know it’s really not so bad here I don’t know I was kind of digging story time in art I got blocked you hit me with that one girl yeah that’s a good time we need our freedom not nap time man I’m

Sleepy I haven’t slept that good in forever yeah today was really long okay okay but do you remember that the warden is a dumb girl that’s right little girl a shorty after I treated them with kindness this is what I get those butt faces now I need to call security

All guards we have a prison break don’t let them Escape they make fun of me all right that should do it now time to find them let’s go start their cells maybe they respawn put it this way I saw a door and I got a key perfect

Let’s go here it is the door oh there’s a lot of lava there’s no escaping me boys Okay over here over here over here got it made it now we’ve got uh oh we’ve got the laser laser alligators Wait a minute boys you know what time it is oh yeah time to pause awesome [Laughter] guys how come I’m not swole do you even though everybody yeah you know guys I really think I need to eat better oh my goodness look how bulky you guys

Got I thought I heard you here oh it’s a kitty do you want to escape with us what guys we need to focus even if we have a girl messing up our Escape Kitty well I will mess up your Escape I actually know the perfect Escape Route

Wait a minute I’ve got it you’ve been here for longer right you know the perfect Escape Route oh that’s brilliant a great idea Ian you’re so smart your big old brain I think we wanna go with our new swole bodies stop us now put it right here

Right here you just go right through it and you’ll be transported right to where you belong all right boys let’s blow this joint yes it’s free This Is the End [Applause] hello boys I see you ride back where you belong so how’s your Escape Plan work the escape plan work okay

No you know what you may have us for now but we’ll never give up I have a new Escape Plan you do give me just a second and oh what the [ __ ]