Samgladiator – Yandere High School – WORST DAY EVER! (Minecraft Roleplay) #31

I found tortoises cellphone at for the school today oh it’s a great cell phone Sam what are you doing even better would be the contents of the cell phone Shelley pass it around Oh Shelley Passarella suggest technology has come very very far Oh Okami can I pass this out [Laughter] [Applause]

No sure it is kind o God they’re gonna know we were in their house now no they’re just kid no urine watching it I don’t think the video is the video on there did you check the picture folder might be some juicy stuff what else what other pitches were you

Taking tortoise don’t worry don’t look through it what other pictures do you have on your phone swipe don’t swipe don’t swipe it oh my gosh Pepe looks so sad tortoise it’s just like staring at the little window oh man tortoise I think you found something any fun I’m

Gonna put everything on there into my blog I don’t think you can would like that look like something nothing nothing is on there I get some pie wait pictures of cats and oh yeah yes is that what they call nowadays children falling down Shelton falling down okay maybe see those videos

They’re hilarious why is there a picture of a bald guy in boxers oh yeah that’s our landlord oh yeah you taking pictures of our landlord yeah Hawaii is he conscious of everything dude how much natural can I see the phone Mitchell oh snap wait oh snap oh my god now you you both

Read out the same time nope nope oh snap dude I think I just ruined your life oh did I ruin your life tortoise what just happened wait the class I’m sorry Curtis I don’t know you dot is funny dude I thought I was gonna be funny if I’ll give you my phone

I don’t why oh it’s like an eye for an eye you know what I’m saying you can embarrass me with my phone like I embarrass you with yours you don’t have anything on there no because I’m not stupid I can’t break the window yeah really we could you need me to break it

Free there you go tortoise I feel good thank you good hey no Scifo tortoise that’s gonna get all wet yeah sucks huh it does no no no a phoneme on it oh it stopped raining perfect oh oh oh come he’s coming to talk to you oh oh I’m in trouble

Oh no you aw come on girls you have to talk to Yuki about this this is gonna be so awkward do we need to have a do we need to have a taco commie I don’t want to have any happy to talk I really don’t love him you talk

About what just happens and we just pretend like this never happened hi yogi explain why Samantha had your brother’s phone wait yeah wait that that’s confused why’d you have my phone Sam wait wait explain why Samantha had your brother’s phone oh yeah because you’re you’re the sister of tortoise I forgot about that

Oh yeah I’m I’m Theresa right so so tortoise his name is ruined not Theresa’s name oh can we keep this a secret I don’t want this on fumbler yeah yeah the artist this guy yeah that tourist guy oh he’s disgusting right I took his phone because I thought that

Was mine yeah hey Theresa you dropped your phone that was some nasty stuff oh it was tortoises fun okay no tortoise how do you lose be sister what I meant to you know those wieners do love me some painters you love hot dogs that much yeah well that’s okay you

Look so much like tourists like it’s just so awkward I can’t look at you tortoise thank you Oh bye make sure you give that back to tortoise like man dude that tortoise guy is pretty terrible make sure tortoise deletes the house okay make sure you don’t tell tortoise

That that got out of hand again how am I supposed to come to school as tortoise now you can’t dude you have to beat IRISA forever no ho hey girls you need to get your homework okay you guys you have to buy life no dude

Now you can now you have a new life tortoise Oh have a new life tortoise oh you’re gonna have to have this new life I could ever be tortoise again could never be tourists I can almost never be Sam again this new kid maybe I just someone’s Sookie to find out ah

So we’re both secret identities I know this is such a bad idea why did I do this Oh bad dude our names are gonna be ruined if we go to schools our real selves they are I’ve already missed so much classes as Sam yeah and you’re pretty much hated by everyone in school

Now can I get the homework you passed I’m trying to give it to you you suck out Gibby be hillerich can even off there it is like a homework create your own cosplay dress up in your cosplay for the next class for a contest oh that’s

Gonna be so fun dude I’ll do my homework this time all right yes I’ll do this I’ll do this you get a cosplay ass I’m telling you oh yeah doesn’t I want to win I’m gonna cosplay as sook sook I don’t think he has to be like a

Character pushed I mean Pupuke foot book from poopy God have fun creating thank thank you Miss Fife’s yay man tortoise this has been a bad school day for all of us probably more so you but it is is it as bad as the day when your girlfriend died probably not

Nothing’s probably worse than that day so at least there’s that you know it could always be worse I’ll talk to me sorry okay hey what is this let’s type a doing but let me see so he did I don’t know Pepe the Rope she’s trying to get all the room his

Chair shoulder urge prep they say stuff don’t do it it’s not worth it if so much to live for Sookie know where Sookie is did she get lost again because she’s like blind and her neck is snapped yeah she went the wrong room this is pretty embarrassing dude i poisoned my girlfriend

Your name is ruined we both have to be girls I don’t like this how are we gonna get out of this for this oh yeah also the Yakuza is trying to kill us wait they’re trying to kill us though nuts oh my god you’re right yeah not Samantha

And IRISA oh my god you’re right so if wait a second wait a second wait is that just more of a reason for us to stay like this yeah haha but they don’t know exactly which version of ourselves set up the drug bust ok ok ok so think think

About this Curtis think about this we can kill off whatever versions of ourselves that we want by having the Yakuza go after those versions of ourselves alright so we could use this to our advantage by having the Yakuza go after the girl versions of ourselves saying that Teresa and Samantha did the drug

Bust yeah and then what we can do is put all the blame on them and then be ourselves again would that work I don’t know but that’s just an idea a thousand me brainstorming we have to be after brainstorm so we have we’ve got two super good plans one plan is blades Pepe

Oh dude Pepe Oh Pepe el Pepe Monday okay babe I come back here Torres is gonna give you a kiss if you come back over the railing what I also give you a kiss that’s I don’t tortoise will will give you a nice smooch on those nice luscious

Frog lips of yours I don’t I don’t know if you do that tortoise do you wanna jump or are you gonna give him a kiss dude flip okay you stop this Jay this is like seriously seriously tortoise say that you’ll get my kiss if you had Oliver read fairy tales where tell

Yourself you kissed the Frog then he turns into a prince is that true yes tortoise make it happen don’t know if that’s true make it happen tortoise smooch Aroo just because I made you kiss Tom yeah oh come here you hunk of frog nice kiss Blue Boy is coming

That’s gonna be so he’s got a big tongue tell me how the hell how have that tongue is mmm yeah did he use tongue yeah yeah lucky you got so exalted to kiss these beautiful lips all right control your marriage Teresa Oh chill your age oh okay I’ll just just you mean

Like that I’m a beautiful woman who don’t need no frog you don’t need no Prince yeah this this has been a weird day for both of us just them for nothing yeah he put his tongue all up in your mouth you’d even like it frogs have really long tongues

Right yeah how’d that feel all right well I got some pumpkin pie I got two pumpkin pies what else a pie yeah what do you want sit mice in the back oh no that’s what rolling since we don’t want to set the back you can stay here

With Jay again we always say with Jay alright hi Ji I was going Jay here’s some pie for you tortoise probably get that frog taste on my mouth yeah get that frog taste the slimy slimy taste your neck hey hey remember when you had me kissed um that was forward to play

Yeah and this was for someone’s happiness he was even happy he hated it yeah wait why I’m keyframed happy and professionally right the heck they make age they put him in a cage that’s pretty rude I called my insurance company oh yeah how’s the insurance coming along

For the house explosion they’ll fix my house oh that’s great what about your study pops what about the wall he found the refrigerator but they can’t move my fridge so that fridge needs just stay there forever now so how this is gonna be yes oh no one can move it’s just too

Heavy it’s that heavy so I mean if I’m sure if we all got together we could move it I’d be like no I’ll be like the chosen one going with like the sword in the stone type of deal maybe I should try it I could be the chosen one

I can move it is a rocket so yes the rod lock into the refrigerator and S&T has to take his rocket ship Ram it into the refrigerator and like launch it back to his house but it should I like blow up that train station yeah we don’t want to blow up

That train station because that’s the way we get school we don’t want to be like Pepe we have to walk this yeah who would want to be like Pepe yeah that dude lame hey yeah you know what you can be mean to him you’ll like him I don’t like you

Mark bell bell ring Oh tortoise this means that we may go into the girls dressing room oh wait you’re right yeah and the girls dressing room is open today ah so we’re gonna have to go in the girls dressing room okay Oh make sure you get your camera I don’t

Have my phone cuz you threw it out the window yeah tortoise you have to do stretches first too eager oh yeah we have to stand in the girls line always pie Lord in the girls line okay maybe it’s a girl I don’t know it’s hard to talk about masks

He’s wearing a boy Xena form oh my god stretchy stretchy stretc stretch how does it feel being in the girls line tortoise I’ve been doing this for a whole day I’m ready using it it’s weird V into the girls line yeah this is how things got to go tortoise stretching

Stretching stretching uh bye oh this one oh haha what amazing like a well well what have all smell is that good Sookie come stand over here Oh she has to stand out where’d she go oh hey she can’t she’s running into the wall she’s probably got excused for

Doing gym today for sure I mean she’s poisoned yeah I kind of regret poisoning my girlfriend oh oh do you you regret it’s a little bit hello that’s good that’s good at the end of the day I didn’t mean to so I mean I can’t be too

Hard on myself you know you should definitely be hard on why you still kind of poison yeah I’m a good guy I’m a good guy tortoise yeah Oh a good guy Says the guy who’s hated number one hated persons because of you because of you okay yeah he poison I’ve seen many ghosts snap they’re onto you know they can find out that it was me how was your first day Teresa it’s been interesting you say the least

Just the Frog yeah is that good I can trace the poison wait what you trace them please it dude I’ve done it before dude how long does it take to trace the poison does it days what is it dizzy it’s nothing it I mean you’ll just trace it just just like the

Other way I just like doing it later oh he’s very skilled in poison training you know they’re gonna find out oh my god tortoise if you know I’ll be the most hated person I’ll probably go to jail again I can’t go to jail again she’s definitely not gonna go out with

You if he knows you tried to poison her no no already oh wait to me we’ve got school acres oh okay so we’ll just I feel so weird I don’t know if we should be yeah it’s fine you sure nope okay whoa look at the girls it’s different in

Here tortoise is that it’s different in here whoa oh it’s so much bigger take out more space and look at this I got a big pool like their place is way bigger than ours hey girlfriend Hey like dressing up as usuals some I prefer the small

Smell of the boys room oh yeah she’s been in there yeah she’s pretty weird things were weird enough now yeah so does Callie make some conversation with the girls come on let’s change what a girls gossiping locker yeah what did girls like to gossip about in the girls locker room uni

Oh huh what do you think of that Sam guy huh he’s all cool right yeah that the Sam Gladys Sam Sam glad he’s cool he’s hilarious yeah what do you guys think of him you think he’s cool I think he’s dumb I prefer her TARDIS oh snap dude yeah he’s pretty cool he’s

Pretty he is the love of my life I’m I’m Theresa hater what is your name again Theresa Taruna dude you can maybe hook up with this one but she likes tortoise oh yeah that’s true and I don’t think she’s my strap it’s stuck oh oh yeah you help her and help

Her and do her tortoise sure I can help because I definitely it’s mine gets stuck all the time yeah yeah yeah so you know how that works right tortoise there see yeah that’s better your dude if if you weren’t Taurus I you could totally be hitting on that ah

Hey yes you two are pretty flat oh excuse me whoa whoa whoa okay just cuz I haven’t grown in yet yeah first we need to probably get some tissues no you’re right it’s of stuffing yeah oh my god what if they see us dress though oh they they can’t see us undress

I didn’t oh I forgot my gym clothes you seem here my furnace oh gosh dang it all slap I set my head uh-huh so dumb well we’re say silly terrific we’ll just watch you can borrow mine you guys oh I think I think yours is probably too big for us

Wow I get slapped tortoise yeah but hey we’re out of the problem now okay I guess rude I’m sorry I’m sorry oh snap girl fight actually I have wanted to fight invader I’ll fight you girl I’ve fought before this is a girl fight time let’s throw down in the locker

Rooms come it let’s throw down in the locker rooms get out of the way silly this gives about to get real hey tubby invader how’s your beard feel Oh how’s that beard of yours I bet you aft after you yeah you have a snack you you can have seconds because your beard probably

Collects a bunch of food Oh teachers here teachers oh snap I wasn’t filming it what she just dropped the peas you you girls behaving yeah we’re behaving he’s just like looking now I swear I’m not lucky [Laughter] we’re behaving yeah she calls me beardy beardy dad he’s not looking she’s

Looking up it means that looking he looked down a little bit did he sound like he took a little peek I saw a picture Rooney he isn’t looking um so how’re you did this is so embarrassing gives you a buzz worst rap tortoise that’s pretty embarassing for

Her why does the gym teachers in here sniff oh yeah is he sniffing all these Duty smells okay we need we need we need to change now now we need to change gotta locker room pervert yeah yeah get out of here you get look at us we’re gonna submit a

Complaint so I’m gonna complaint to the teacher oh whoops I actually hit oh sorry about um us fighting earlier um things just got out of hand I apologize I’m sorry invader you’re not that fat It’s okay hurry girls all right so what do we get to about a gym uniform Curtis well we’re just you know regular clothes it’s fine you just can’t do it no regular clothes yeah it’s right I think we could probably do an irregular clothes will we

Be in trouble okay yelled at hi bear yelled at and then finding out there were no girls yeah it’s fine I love to deal with it I’ll have to deal with it you can borrow mine but apparently it’s too big to super Samantha Fox it’s the thought that counts it’s like that kills

Yeah yeah listen thank you for the thought