SCARY BLOCKS! Ep. 2 [Minecraft Adventure Map]

So fast get out of my face okay so he took four so if we do a bit of math I’m gonna die okay okay okay okay okay you’re gonna have to leave me alone and I didn’t take as much damage there oh he didn’t get

Hmm let’s take on this one first okay I hate that noise I hate that noise I hate that noise okay now I’m gonna heal myself look oh dear right last one now we know what you’re gonna do so let’s I’m not scared of you they are kind of silly but it’s just you

Can kind of expect it after a while uh okay that’s is there anything to gain from here right no okay cool where are we we’re back we’re back here really why are we back here clever map design oh that wasn’t so clever of me foreign juice right let’s just do a casual damn

It I don’t want to lose crystals I’m so close to being able to upgrade stuff right let’s just not suck for like 20 minutes please okay sweetie you lost everything again let’s make the jump okay so we’re on a platform like this is all new to me I’ve never done this

Before so it seems like I know what I’m doing I really really don’t so every room is just a surprise to me so it looks like I have to make my way down ah damn it okay I know what the measure of this room is it’s a room

That’s that’s that’s the that’s the official term of those rooms room all right let’s go down let’s jump up okie dokie oh these these don’t scare me do I have to make all of these four I’m guessing oh yes yeah I made it collapse was I

Supposed to I feel like I was supposed to get all of these maybe I wasn’t right um I’m looking for I’m looking for prismarine or maybe you’re meant to teleport back now up yep there we go we got what we came for how do I get up there oh there we go

Uh yeah okay so oh just like Minecraft nature intended they’ve got healing juice crystals Galore I’m glad I didn’t fall in there um all right it’s time to upgrade some stuff okay so oh it’s not even giving me a hint anymore okay so right what should

We do pickaxe 50 I if I didn’t lose those crystals I’d be able to do it so I feel like I should upgrade my sword I feel like I’m gonna need the pickaxe as well let’s just upgrade the let’s upgrade the sword probably gonna need it

Well I got full health so Geronimo wait where did my oh nuts let’s go back up uh yeah I didn’t actually my bow like disappeared so I feel like I’m gonna need it all right let’s do this again yeah like I thought that’s 100 on the button there we go is

There anything else to shoot uh oh oh oh okay that wasn’t that wasn’t kind that wasn’t kind I’m not gonna lie I farted a little bit you might have even heard it I’m not scared to admit it that made me uh I should really be expecting that by now let’s teleport out

Of there oh oh well that was anticlimactic I wasn’t supposed to go out that far my bad all right let’s take the bottle again go through down um so he’s just there maybe I can hit him from here yeah I can you silly little monster cool actually I could have damn it

I can just jump up oh crystals hey oh there’s just spare crystals around here I definitely need them because I’m gonna need to upgrade my pickaxe and that’s not gonna be okay um right let’s jump up again let’s kill some more monsters let’s go this side yeah start coming yeah get out

Of here get out here get out no trust me every time I fail it’s just as annoying for me as it is for you so right let’s take a look oh right I know what we do here I know the drill cool crystals you know what it’s just funny at this

Point I’m not even angry let’s let’s go and get those crystals I’m gonna need them for my pickaxe okay let’s go oh yeah I know the drill poop okay now Lord oh oh where was that the question mark is where that was oh I’m betting it’s down

There okay so we’ve got the crystals might as well take the heel while we’re here let’s go through TNT please thank you oh yeah crystals oh jumpy jumpy pads Rocket Jump In fact what are these can’t mine those yet we’re back to these okay so let’s continue along you know

What this is one of I don’t play maps at all as I was actually saying earlier but I went off on like a massive tangent I never really play maps so I don’t know my commentary live I’m back here with my TNT oh all right yeah my commentary is very different now

Obviously when I do a tutorial it’s incredibly different because I film it and then I voice over afterwards oh that’s not okay that’s not a that’s not okay at all oh we’ll come back to that later are they are they dying I’m not even sure oh

Okay all right so I’m getting the the gist of this okay I really need to be careful not to lose crystals all right so this is a parkour that punishes you really harshly um okay so I need to get the TNT from nope nope I’m gonna abuse that nope not

Having that nope nope right so this is definitely the nope that’s definitely the route to take if I didn’t suck so much right and over nope I might have not even survived that one huh and let’s just keep well away from the exploding stuff I hit my head on

Something right there we go what’s going on map is insane uh where’s the TNT right there’s a pipe over there which doesn’t look like it’s gettable too at this point so let’s try jumping across okay we did it all right so we’ve got the TNT now so

Now we need to make across this way I think the teleporter is there to be used but probably not to avoid the punishments of falling down so hopefully oh yep just like that so hopefully I can be forgiven who oh no oh he sucks so bad at parkour I really

Do I’m so sorry everybody okay and it’s so satisfying let’s just take a moment to appreciate it oh well it was just crystals huh you’ve got to be kidding me so all those crystals I lost I got back at least so I’m meant to go over there

Is that is that seriously what I need to do how uh I’ve just figured it all out let’s casually walk over here and let’s attempt to not mess up oh yeah we’re good at this game all right yeah look at green there we go and then we make a swift exit

So oh did I intend to do that I’m not quite sure checkpoint it is right so we’re back to crouching can we get that we can’t still can’t get that pickaxe is there a hint to buy you can buy him I think I’m Gonna Leave the hint for now break these Chris break

These blocks to get crystals that sounds really good let’s go down I’m sure we have to go through here this is a really long map this is a really long map oh just crystals I’m getting like I’m getting punished for well not punished but I’m getting rewarded for

Going the odd root uh hold on I need to crouch to get there we go oh wait maybe I’m going to go this way now oh we’re back at the start all right so how do we get across um let’s take our TNT hmm do we take a crack at it

Oh what a bit jumping there is just a bad idea jumping oh yeah for some reason I didn’t see that uh breaking these blocks five crystals oh oh I can get the thing now I can get the thing I can get the pickaxe there we go 50 crystals upgrade successful

Excellent you know I’m gonna buy that hint bought use the green explosive to get to New I just figured that out you know what next time I say I’m Gonna Leave the hint just remind me not to uh where are we I’m really confused oh right yeah it just literally just

Told me to use the green thing to get to places I couldn’t get to before Oh except it’s a little bit out of my control all right so that’s where I’m supposed to go oh hello let’s take a good TNT thank you I miss my my phone friend all right we got that

Oh I’m going to go up here no that was just a kind gift feel like now we have to go back down and do something with this but not oh not quite yep yep go it reminds me of TNT run all those years ago right there we go

That didn’t do what I thought it would and I know for a fact I have to get there we go you know I like I can sense the logic and I’m not just aimlessly trying things if there’s something that really annoys me in youtubing in general is when

Someone’s playing a game and they don’t know what to do so they just try really stupid stuff instead of trying to think about it oh man it’s a lot of reading okay let’s do it it looks as if they have actually managed to produce a time machine in

Here well that’s a bit of a skip using it seems to have some bad side effects though it turns people into mindless monsters right how do I know that well since I tried out the machine five minutes ago my skin turned gray and my hair fell out it’s also worth mentioning that I

Somehow got an unpleasant appetite for human flesh wow okay we’re in trouble I need that TNT um it would be nice if I had some TNT so I head back to a head back oh yeah yep that’s why I’m gonna need that probably let’s hope I don’t need that ow

Right let’s hope that I don’t need the bow and arrow anymore because I’m gonna I got I just got rid of it yeah yeah oh come on he’s obviously like put that white platform there because these TNT cannons are not particularly accurate as you can see because I can’t

Get up the thing come on let me up it’s pushing me the wrong way come on I’m fighting you here right let’s go jump oh you’ve got to be joking the one time all right give me the TNT let’s go again let’s go again and we’re up there we go there’s the ticket

Excellent and we jump across no problem please checkpoint yes nice okay let’s go so awkward when it doesn’t work I just stand on it I just gotta stand on it and and that was that was upsetting now that was just upsetting right let’s try that again

Okay right we made it that time with some pleasant Crystal surprise at the top pickaxe level three five crystals not too shabby not too shabby and down we go now what do we do do I do I have to seriously okay I guess yep I had to go this way I’m a

Dumb dumb sometimes hmm all right let’s take a look around assess the situation these ten don’t seem to do anything I’m so glad I haven’t died yet now we all know that these lines make a bad boo-boo things happen we can’t upgrade anything yet oh okay thank God there’s a floor there

Let’s take a good uh look up oh I’m getting wrecked where are they where are these little man things get out of my face get out of my face oh I’m gonna have to buy a heel that was no no no no no no no thank you for using our automatic

Revival system that’s okay we would miss you if you were gone yep why was that little minion thing there uh damn it I mean just you know what that serves me right that serves me absolutely right for saying Hey Little Bill I’m not gonna die

Look at me I’m so proud of myself I haven’t died then look at me go ahead and die straight away okay so I can’t do anything here right now so I guess I’m gonna go down now we all know what’s gonna happen here right got one where are these little minion things

This so disorientating no I’m gonna have to get Hill I think there’s more minion things can I get up here please please let me up okay that’ll do all right I’m gonna buy a heel off you because that that hurt quite a lot um I can get through here oh yeah Crystal’s baby

This is uh confusing now where do I go um obviously up here oh maybe maybe maybe soon don’t worry guys it’s gonna there we go that’ll have to do for now it’s just so annoying because I know how frustrating it’s gonna be to watch and I’m trying really hard to make a good

Impression on this map like I don’t do live commentary so I’m hoping that this will help like I don’t know fill a Content hole I want to be better at doing live commentary right uh how on Earth do I get over there let’s take a good thing let’s have a look around

Can’t jump over there that’s for sure there’s no way across that way um how do I do this this is really confusing actually now what do I do what do I do probably not ah I didn’t see this before all the times I’ve been down here oh it’s just crystals

Well I guess that’s handy damn it damn it hey nice okay maybe the maybe this has something to do with it let’s take another look around aha see if just apply yourself and we got a little a little a little boost what how is that going to help us

How is that gonna help hold on maybe I can get a better view from up here how how is that helping in any way ah I see I see there’s another one yep there we go puzzle solving at its finest the ladies and gentlemen so do let me know how how I’m doing

Because I’m really trying I’m retrying it guys um all right so now that we’ve done that what do we need to do what what did I even get I just got crystals there’s there was nothing here oh yeah right I was supposed to go over here for that nice right mission accomplished Lads

We’ve done it we can all go home get a cup of tea wait for all this to blow over uh oh and across we go and this room is solved these are really well designed I have to give it to him and let’s go through

Nice all right so what we got here now I’m gonna get my sword out because I’m not a big fan of What’s Happening Here yeah I’m not a big fan of that not a fan is that I’ve lost my sword and I’m not a fan of this

And I have to walk towards it because there’s nothing else to do you know maybe if I don’t look at it it’s gonna make me jump oh geez it’s just it just squealed on me okay what does this do this is nothing it’s just a black screen caution caution caution oh

Oh that was mean that was mean uh I did it well at least it gave me a little bit of warning oh oh paper paper alert paper alert we have paper everyone okay um sword can I buy the sword 100 crystals nah not even worth it bruh

On this paper is written I should have never come to this place but since there is a time machine here I can do something about that I will send a note back to myself that I will stay away from The Forsaken Laboratory so that note at the start says do not go

Near the laboratory and uh didn’t listen to myself however I do want to point out that I did mention that and that we should not have gone to this forsaken laboratory but of course who listens to this themselves right like when you give yourself advice often you don’t don’t like listen to yourself

Right let’s do this let’s figure out what we got oh no not these things oh oh that’s not what I thought it was huh okay Well it can’t go that way okay this is something in this room nothing in this room oh oh uh I see I see what’s going on here

There’s lots of these flippy floppy rooms yep I need to go up and then through oh yeah there we go I haven’t got TNT though was I supposed to get TNT from somewhere well there’s no point in even bothering because I cannot just continue um these puzzle solving things are

Really like tricky right let’s take a look down hmm okay well floppy for people oh we’re back in this room oh oh oh oh oh oh right okay sorry that’s sorry Lads right I think I get it there’s obviously there’s obviously some sort of TNT in there for us to get through

And ah because obviously TNT for us to bring through now what we need to do is find the TNT which is over there so now we have to work out using our minds like so okay was that correct oh yep okay I definitely 100 didn’t cut that because

I failed like 22 times before let’s continue let’s get rid of this what’s in here I feel like I should be going up there at some point but for now let’s just see what’s up here all crystals crystals are good oh it’s just a crystal room

We can’t afford the sword yet which kind of sucks because um I’m gonna need it we did it we did it we did it now I have to make that jump again this is the jump that I just have struggled so much with who it’s because this orange thing is

Stopping the jump from working correctly right we’re through we’re up oh oh that was the most annoying room I’ve been in this entire game checkpoint I still don’t have a hundred crystals so no sword for me let’s continue uh Jesus right uh let’s get this this is so finicky and we

Crouched down here so we’re using all the skills that we have this game has taught us we came through up and clear and we’ve got checkpoint okay so we need to again find ourselves some TNT oh that’s infuriating okay so we need to jump directly on this thing Crouch down

And not get hit by the Red Blocks this sounds like fun uh right actually I can move a little bit faster TNT my Lord and Savior let’s Crouch again all right we got the TNT let’s not fail now it’s not failing out I feel like I should check out this room

Ah it’s just another way up I’m gonna teleport up because I’m a smart man there we go and then we can jump across uh okay then we can jump across jump across jump across jump across jump across don’t even think about it yeah I made it in slick right oh crystals

No there’s a bow and arrow hmm let’s clear this what does this bring me oh another Crystal I won’t say no to that still don’t have enough for that so they’ve given me this for a reason and probably to huh one eternity later okay so I’ve just been wandering around

For like the last five minutes looking at all these different angles and I just like passed these things I’m like how did I not see these so what I need to do is I need to go back I need to get this and I’ve been wondering for ages where

Did this bow come in teleport here and about a bing bada boom we got ourselves a cut scene that was really satisfying after just wandering around for so long wondering what the hell I needed to do all right let’s jump across oh shower oh you know I’ve been a bit smelly

Can I leave what’s happening to me is it time machine did I just time travel checkpoint oh oh oh oh oh paper paper that brought me here the time machine seems to be damaged it sucks in every object close to it it already got a hold of my Expedition notes and they’re

Probably somewhere in the Roman Empire by now greeting Caesar and that’s not all the machine tries to suck me in as well I don’t know if I will make it if not this will be my last note over and out signed Alex Mayo I guess that’s me

The time machine is damaged find a way to completely shut it off okay this is the time machine oh dear okay this is a bit spooky uh so I just gotta Jump Around I never really got to upgrade my sword that’s a disappointment I’m sure everyone everyone is disappointed in me

Oh should we get a hint pix pickaxe fully upgraded I’ve got full of Health can’t buy this sword okay let’s just continue so something that needs to be done here let’s take a look-see hey I’m I’m in a time machine expert so I can uh completely do this

Oh that wasn’t the time machine that is the time machine what is that oh no oh oh dear I can’t even see these little rats get away from me oh he’s little maybe I’ll just make a run for it what am I supposed to do they’re

Spitting him out there we go let’s go over this way just leave the rats behind there’s nothing we can do yeah you oh it’s spinning them out Jesus those things really hurt okay what do I need to do here I don’t have a bow and arrow that’s not okay um

So many of those rat things everywhere TNT over there running at the TNT they they’re surely faster than me but if there’s one thing I can do that they can’t it’s climb ing oh house was really painful okay let’s go through this way then all right that’s what I needed to do

This is really tough press this button what happened did something happen there’s a little monster down there that I really don’t have to deal with damn it damn it damn it is there is it changed it into a bow or something no these things

Um right so I needed a bow to get up there what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do I guess we’re gonna go back we’re gonna go back this way this is really tough by the way

All right let’s take a let’s take another Gander down this this route I’m guessing we can actually make something of this now I feel like we have to go down here with these monsters oh oh I’m wishing I upgraded my sword okay right we did have to go down five half a heart

Okay we got the thing are you kidding me we have to go all the way back please let me heal please let me heal gonna make Run for the Red Run for the Red Run for the red oh man no no no no not you not you not you okay

Oh boy okay let’s clear this I got half a heart up we go okay the button now what have we done it what do you mean you’re just coming back now I hope so scary blocks is that is that it is that the end no there was no helicopter was there it was

All a lie look at this crazy crazy map it feels really satisfying that that actually feels really really satisfying to finish thank you so much oh special thanks to crush pixel Crush pixel is the guy that does the replay mod so I I actually know him he actually saved an upcoming video

He restored one of my um files that went bad so big thank you to him from from me so right thanks everybody like that was awesome um your achievements like I got four I got four so I didn’t I didn’t complete the whole thing and we’re not we’re not we’re not

Finished yet there’s something here do I do I get to live happily ever after is that what’s going on oh I’ve been on edge this was not a good time to record oh oh we could just look around now look at this madness look at all this well

Big well done what does this say credits credits big thank you to Crashed pixel and big also big thanks to the patreon people so that’s it from me everyone I hope you’ve enjoyed this this was a really long recording there was me thinking oh hey uh this is gonna be like

A little a little uh little video a little map but nope not at all it was real long oh I could always crazy stuff anyway thank you very much for watching everyone play this yourself see if you can do it I know you probably watched a

Little bit if not all of it but if you did like check it out check out the map it’s like awesome I’ve had a really fun time playing it it’s got an hour of gameplay if you’re kind of as fast as I am or maybe you’re a bit faster I’m I’m

Betting people are going to speedrun this so thank you very much for watching good boy