ShadowMage – If Grox Joined the Lifesteal SMP

All right bet I’ll join the server it’s probably going to be a bit boring though y yo yo what what is this place this is the life steal S&P the deadliest Minecraft server hey yo there’s new blood on the server get him hey yo y’all are killing me

Heyy new blood New Blood New Blood New Blood New Blood my heart being taken away New Blood hey why are my hearts being taken away bro this isn’t fair your death is inevitable chill bro I’m going to need those hearts buddy yo I I’m leaving I’m getting out

Of here no way are they going to kill me again Cho a village yo those villagers better save me bro save me hey yo [Applause] B you are no match for my Twisted ethics bro run them down that’s just great just great now I’m dead hope you’re happy oh

No I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die and I’m dead bro I Love This Server this is amazing yo what if I could rule it villagers get to [Applause] work hey yo yo get back bro I got villagers and I’m not afraid to use them

Oh chill it’s seems that you have already met some of the other people on the server yeah they kept spawn killing me and now I have five Hearts I can help you with that there have been many illegal items going around the server and I want to find out who has been the

One using gamebreaking exploits to get those illegal items I will restore your hearts if you join me and my team bet how could I say no to an offer like that all right here’s some hearts to get you started and some gear from clown Pierce I don’t think he’ll even realize now I

Want to see what you can you with the Villagers all right bet I’ve been waiting for you to say that yo everybody listen up I want you to build a parrot statue wa they’re actually doing it yeah they aren’t really the smartest are they

What oh look at them go yo I didn’t even tell them to make this watch this bro no get away from him oh no hello guys um has anyone SE my gesture gear so GRS since you’re a part of the team I’m sending you on a mission I’m

Listening I have reason to believe that a player named spoke is involved in this illegal item mass production I want you to go spy on him I trust you oh I bet sounds easy enough bro there he is what is he doing is he building with bedrock

I didn’t think you could get that in survival hey hey who said that you could come with me go back home hey yo I’m not going to ask twice go back home yo you’re going to give me a away you you give me hey you

Little all right if you give me a back I’ll give you all the emeralds in my inventory hey yo you ask for it hey what are you oh you’re the new member to the server hi I’m spoke and that’s Bo hey yo what is that Ah he can’t get across that right yo yo yo he’s still after you place a boat place a boat I don’t have a boat well then build up build up yo he’s climbing up with me oh yeah I I kind of forgot he can do that jump I’ll Place water

Down whoops run okay I got it I got it what was that thing part of my plan to rule the server and the worm uh I I should not have said that server yes dominated it utterly destroy the fabric of reality rule everyone join me and together we can rule the galaxy server

Well I trust you I’m in all right I’m sitting on two hearts right now and it looks like you could use some too where would we get some no no bro this is just too easy ohy it’s like taking Hearts from a a from uh baby let me live P yeah

No yo build me an Empire GRS you have made a big mistake that mission you were on was a test and you failed I figured You’ say something like that well then we have no choice but to destroy you he’s always preg gapping isn’t he yeah

Here’s poopies hey yo what what even is this thing I don’t think I can get away look at him go let’s go yo look at him go this is just too funny I need to do this more y chill that seemed too easy y you handled that like you were

Some sort of professional field hockey players you know not the ones that pick up an entire box of donuts on the way home from practice and hide it in their closets just a lie to their children happing Ash I mean with him has the infamous Australian ping syndrome but

You know what I can offer communism so that’s why I want to join you guys bet oh two y Chill my internet is so slow I am just too fast as you all know grock spoke and ashwag have formed a group called The dcdc domination chaos and destruction Clan they have become powerful enough to annihilate the entire server that is if we say separated in our own teams I am

Cashing in all of my favors to ask for your help in this war against order will you help me how do we even know we’re on The Winning Side I don’t want to be a part of the losing side of History you feel me the truth is you don’t you’ll

Just have to trust me you know that’s good enough for me I’m down H suspicious I’m sitting here thinking that this is an elaborate trick just to trap me well I’m not falling for it we arrived at gr’s Castle and we were ready to attack but I knew something was off

You see in Minecraft sunflowers always fa North but the one in the middle of the field was facing south meaning that the terrain was tampered with by another player concluding that there was a trap there I also saw that the smoke particles on the torch on the side of

The castle had exactly one more pixel than the one next to it causing my computer to heat up by 0.01 de changing the room temperature enough that could be detected by my hair follicles concluding that there was a pitfall trap behind it but there was one more thing

Last week spoke and I passed each other and exchanged glances for a brief moment in that time I looked past his Minecraft skin through his computer and into his brain and saw what he was thinking at that moment pancakes now why in the world would he be thinking of Pancakes

When we were passing by each other since he knows that I hate pancakes well I triangulated his location on Google Maps found his house and murdered his pet hedgehog then I flew back to my house and saw that a single grass block had been moved at these specific coordinates

Thousands of blocks from Spawn concluding that smoke had created a TNT trap right in front of our eyes for Revenge so we all carefully snuck over the traps and barely made it to the other side alive that was close you think you can team up against us you’re dead now [Applause] the

The he’s got a gun oh great now it’s even more unfair for us that’s against the rules All is fair in Love and War that quot was by sunu just saw you peasant Potato Eaters know now that I think about it it wasn’t sunzo so just forget I said anything

Oh no I’m too young to be banned from the server please don’t do this bro it’s a good thing I planned for this so many poopies I think the only way to win is to is to and that was it it was over everyone continued their normal lives the dcdc

Was disbanded and spoke ashwag and GRS became my friends again recp still thinks it was a prank on him though suspicious Zam still has his weird door Obsession the precious Jester penetrate rode off into the sunset never to be seen again and Bry wait where is Bry someone

Anyone please unban me one thing I’ve realized is that no matter what happens no matter the hardships or challenges you face your friends will always be there in the end friends that you can trust y chill watch another video yeah you go do it okay goodbye