SHOCKING: OMZ’s Family.EXE in Minecraft Parody!

today we’re going have our first actual spoie that’s not not so fast what what do you mean not so fast what are you talking about you’re helping us buddy we have to destroy those dinosaurs today I’m going to have a cursed family right crystal and today we’re having a date I have taken you somewhere very very amazing but don’t say it’s like a real date it’s just a friend date okay today we’re going have our first actual SPO here all right that’s not Crystal that is not at all what I said I said this is our first ever friend outing like we’re just really good friends going on a place to hang out together nothing weird is going to happen so just act normal please wait wait wait babes your grandma was wrong you said friend day it’s supp to be girlfriend and boyfriend day all right that oh my gosh Crystal no that’s not at all what’s happening but look where I have taken you welcome to Jurassic Park yeah this place looks awesome yes sersi this is where there’s real life dinosaurs and even on top there’s also dragons bab sorry to ruin this but you do know dragons and dinosaurs have beef they’re not friends well yeah everyone knows that dragons and dinosaurs have beef but here they live together in Jurassic Park they literally brought them back to life come not so fast what what do you mean not so fast what are you talking about you’re helping us buddy we have to destroy those dinosaurs what what why would I ever help you guys I’m not a part of this war I’m just going to go with Crystal ah so you’re on their team come here what no I’m not on their team there’s nothing you can do to get to me by the way you’re literally side right no okay okay okay okay stop Crystal they’re going crazy Crystal they’re going crazy oh my okay okay Dragon Lady okay we’re on your side we’re just don’t boo us don’t boo us please yes that’s what I like to hear get over here okay I’m getting over here Crystal I like this want have a fun day stop okay stop using words like that Crystal we’re not having a date but hi Mr Dragon look at our habitat right now it was destroyed by those dirty dirty dinosaurs okay yeah sure but like did you guys do things to the dinosaurs before excuse me have you ever done anything mean to those dinosaurs yeah I mean all the time we blow up their habitat sometimes what so that’s why they did it back cuz you guys are fighting each other don’t you get it there no we did it back to them well who did it first oh my gosh they started it they’ve been the ones that started it I knew that they were going to say that just like the whole Uncle Kev thing dinosaurs meet me in the glass please I need to speak to you hello dinosaurs hello yo my boy are you talking to those dragons what well yeah they literally brought me over here because they said that you guys were like really really bad are you serious once we get our Jaws on you we’re going to get to chomping what what I don’t even want to be here anymore I just want to go home I don’t care about no dinosaurs and I don’t care about no dragons how about you guys just let me go home and I don’t be a part of this Beef N you going to be our beef cuz we munch it on you all right this is not good this is not good what did you just say crystal what we’re going to take you in your babes my I’m are you oh my go yo dragons dragons can we please leave can you just fly us out of here you’re going to help us boom those pesky dinosaurs what what’s the point you guys said that you’re going back and forth with each other and nothing happens ever so I might as well go home well you can be the one to destroy them once and for all what I want to do this Crystal this was a bad idea for our first romantic day it was supposed to be like nice and chill but sorry about this yeah we were supposed to have our first kiss huh yo okay okay not that romantic I just wanted to like test the waters to see if like we were compatible Partners as in I wanted to have like like maybe like like maybe like hug or something and then maybe like hold anyways I’m going to stop being weird um okay what do you guys want me to do okay boys pull up over here pull up over here are we really going to let those bub dragons tell us the dinosaurs what to do no way we’re taking them boys down what do you have in mind we need a way to completely destroy this middle thing so we can boom them right away and boys I know exactly how to do that we’re going to make it right TNT from the sky to destroy that middle and and then we can attack like it’s nothing oh yeah that’s a good point ly where do dinosaurs like to live they like to live in Sandy dry areas there’s no way this is not a Sandy or a dry area why are you even here I don’t even like this place I’m just here cuz it’s mine there’s no way are you oh my gosh I’m just going to do this just so me and Crystal could leave okay we we have to make like a sky area so that the dragons could come up and fly to their crib all right everyone we have to grab some white wool to literally make a gigantic cloud in the air with it yeah they’re going to love that so let’s start right over here guys and we have to make a giant Cloud so Roxy you’re going to be in charge of building that way and luk you’re going to be in charge of building it this way and we want to make it very very poofy my boy very very poofy yeah but not poopy poofy yeah cuz we have to win and the only way to win is by making a very nice build for your enemies the dragons so that means OBS is resolving everyone’s problems you’re welcome and Dragons make sure to make it oh wow you guys are going crazy with the dryness yes we’re only doing it cuz we want to win are you serious right now what no you have to do it out of the kindest of your heart because everyone here needs to be friends cuz you have a lot more in common than you do in differences so let’s all be friends guys yay OBS is so sweet to people yeah we’re not listening to you you’re not even our teacher what oh my gosh just sure sure sure let me just use the magical W so I can just go over here that I can set it all to some whitecore C creete like that bow awesome now we just got to fill in the blanks over here guys boop boop boop and then we go over here like that boop boop boop boop boop boop boop all the way down like that now guys we have the base layer of the cloud but we still want to make it look very very poofy so I’m going to show you a poofy method we could do ly check this out if we just put some over here like this randomly around it gives it some depth ah it gives it that shape yes sir ski so let’s go all around over here just like that with all of these poofy over here as well let’s throw it down like that we can go over here just like this boop boop boop boop and okay no this is looking mad poofy and they said that they want to live in a cloud Kingdom so we should make like a little dragon castle and we should make it have like a giant opening so they can just fly inside since they have wings and you don’t and you’re not as cool hey but we’re on the land and we’ll go like this nature your butt ooh wait let’s see if there’s any cool custom Dragon blocks we can use let’s make it out of a cool block and wo there’s dragon skill blocks these things look awesome I’m going to use the light blue one cuz light blue is actually my favorite color all right everyone right now help me we have to make the outlining of it so Roxy help out and make it super duper this has their gross dragon scales are you serious make it super duper high like this Roxy okay I got you bro I’m going crazy with it w bro W let’s go around and let’s connect it oh my gosh wait how come the girls actually have a w base made so far yo can you guys slow down please what are you making right now what are you making we’re just making a way better build than you boys well what is your build because ours is a giant awesome castle in the sky made out of dragon skills yeah I know I know don’t you need don’t don’t be jealous don’t be jealous it’s fine it’s a lady awesome dinosaur cave all right that is actually kind of swag no caps uh I I mean um boys we don’t care about that right Roxy you don’t even care right oh that sounds awesome no no it doesn’t it sounds like all right like I’ve seen better before I’m not even going to lie but wait guys I’m going to use the magic wand to do all the skills check this out let me set the first position there in the second position right over here let me put in the command for it like that and boom got the First wall done yeah I’m EXC yo did you figured out too ly why do I see another wall over there yesi I learned it myself boy you dig no you didn’t no you didn’t you did not learn it yourself you learned it cuz I taught you cuz I’m a human and humans are that guy butow okay now we have the outlining for it but I want to make it like a really cool entrance so check it out since they’re all dragons we’re going to make their entrance a giant hole literally in that wall yeah I know Alexa you can get excited you can get excited no need to get too excited though yes I love flying through things yes sir Sky boys we’re totally going to win they sound super excited wo this is such a cool entrance so they can fly in right over here and we should make a resting perch area right here and we should make it out of hay block so it could be super duper soft for their booty cheeks Yep this could be their Chill Spot that’s what I’m saying so let’s go right over here and we could set the hey going around like that just like a little dragon now let’s go down this way spin the block over here then let’s just set it all down with a bunch of hay guys lock in bro lock in everyone throw the hay down please I’m locked in like my life depends on it son yes sir cuz it literally does cuz whoever loses this is not going to have their habit that so let’s go around like that boop boop boop boop boop boop boop and boop boop as you can see this is the Dragon Castle yes look I can fit right through here yeah that’s why we made it it’s a little dragon flying check it out guys oh what’s this is this an awesome Nest yeah it is it’s pretty swag you guys can all chill over here and also we have an awesome waterfall everyone HPP in is very very cold in here and if you look up we also made the top of our place a cool dragon head so you guys can vibe in here and also we have stations where you can fire breath all around and practice hitting things like humans or dragons or other dinosaurs whatever you guys want why would we do that you guys just built us something really cool gosh they’re getting along why am I still in this a few moments later we have to cut it off no don’t cut my leg off sorry Lily there’s no other options come here Lily come over here I made you a bed OHS this is yellow yeah yellow your favorite color I don’t love him I’m a dog I don’t even like cats are super annoying and like they scratch you and stuff dogs are way better what did you just say a hospital Roxy there’s no one else here there is no hospital oh gosh Lily’s going to have to lose her leg Lily we have to cut it off no don’t don’t cut my leg off sorry Lily there’s no other options H come here Mom stop it okay okay I won’t cut off her leg but what do we do what if you guys build a hospital great idea Lily so we can fix her leg I’m not building anything with you you got Lily hurt wo wo wo I did not get her hurt it was just an accident right Lily I guess see Lily knows it was an accident no it was all your fa oh my gosh Roxy no it wasn’t come on let’s work together and make her a good hospital no I’m building one by myself oh gosh we just lost Roxy oh I’m really sorry Lily we have to build a hospital right now quick all right Lily come follow me just sit over here while I build it for you okay teleport me all right boom you’re over here and I’m going to make us a really good hospital but wait roxxy’s already building his mine is going to be the best no it is not Roxy I’m going to help Lily not you cuz you’re super mean and this isn’t going to be a normal hospital I’m going to make it a luxury hospital at a diamond block so let’s grab the diamond blocks and the magic want to build with it oh my yo Roxy’s already so far into it we got to act quick so let me put the first diamond block over here and instead of building it by hand I’m just going to use the magic wand and over here is the second position so let me type it out and then fill it up with diamond blocks and now we have the hospital and it is huge but it’s not Hollow so let me go inside get the first position over here and then fly all the way up and get the second position and make it all air baby and oh my y we have the inside of a hospital Lily come inside I’m coming okay good good good and for now you can rest on this wo block okay all right okay good good good and H this is not really a hospital there’s nothing that can fix your leg what do we do we need to make Lily an operating room so we can fix your leg and I’m going to be the surgeon what no you are not don’t worry Lily I’m really good with this and I can fix your leg split but first I need to make a room and the surgery room is going to be right over over here so let’s use my magic W and put the First wall and since this is the surgery room we’re going to make it out of red W so it’s not that scary oh red is a scary color uh no it’s not that scary don’t worry Lily I’m really good at operating on people’s legs and now boom we have the walls and let’s make the roof and come Boom the first room is complete baby and let’s go inside and give Lily all the care she needs so the first thing in an operating room is a bed of course so the patients can sleep but we’re not going to give Lily one of these super tiny beds we’re going to get her a really really big one and since Lily’s favorite color is wait what’s Lily’s favorite color what does lily look like oh yeah she’s yellow so let me put her yellow bed in here and this is where she’s going to lay down so she can feel better let’s see if Lily likes it Lily come over here I made you a bed ohes this is yellow yeah yellow your favorite color my favorite color is not yellow what it’s not yellow then what is your favorite color are you serious right now uh yeah I’m so yeah I’m sorry your favorite color is blue let me get you a blue bed real quick oh my favorite color is not blue huh then what’s your favorite color just say it it’s pink oh oh yeah I forgot you like pink even though pink is the worst color ever I can’t believe you actually like pink but whatever let me replace the bed and make it Pink and here you go Lily you can lay down on that for now all right thank you you’re welcome but there’s no like operating things here I need to get some operation tools on you okay oh are you sure this is safe of course of course it is I would never put you in danger other than the fact I just made you break your leg but ignore that ignore that now I need to make some hospital equipment so let me make this little thingy that like gives you medicine it’s like that tall Pole now let me grab an item frame and a nice Blue Block on top and here is where your water is going to be so let me get some water and put it up here and whenever you’re thirsty it’s going to go directly into your body oh that’s kind of cool but I’m going to have to give you a shot first so can you open up your arm no no no no no what do you mean no no no no no Lily it’s just a shot just close your eyes and do it no I am not getting a shot really Lily oh my yo but huh what other Hospital items do we need oh I know we need some medications so let’s grab Lily some potions some health potions some strength potions and some regeneration and that is awesome she’s going to love these now let’s grab some blue tables to place them on and put the tables all down just like this and all the item frames above it now we could put all the medications right in front of Lily but wait we have a problem once we run out of medication Lily’s going to have nothing oh no oh no we need to put another table over here and grab a brewing stand so we can make medication whenever we want so let’s put it right over here and put all the medication inside and boom now we have infinite medication o that’s actually awesome thank you Lily oh my y this is great boom we now have a flat floor and this is so much room to work with we’re going to make her the best play area ever she’s going to love it yay and the first thing any playroom needs is a roller coaster but um wait a minute our roller coaster is what got us in this mess in the first place this is really bad oh no oh no but I need to make it good so I think I’m going to make a roller coaster but this time I’m going to make it super duper safe so there’s no way Lily could get her and I’m going to redeem myself for what I did before so let’s grab some mine carts and some rails and some levers to power them and we’re going to make the roller coaster go all around the room so first let’s place blocks where we want the roller coaster to be and we want it to go all the way around just like this but this seems really boring so let’s add a bunch of little bumps but nothing too crazy cuz I don’t want to break Lily’s other leg cuz then she’ll never be able to walk again but I’m going to make it super duper fun so let’s make a bunch of bumps just like this and make this one go super duper high and you know what I don’t want to make it too boring so let’s add one drop and this drop should be safe hopefully I I think maybe I don’t know it will be it will be but after that drop let’s make it go up again a couple of blocks and then we’re going to make it go safely down just like this for some fun then make it go straight then a little Hill over here then down all the way to the floor and then back up and oh this is not even that dangerous at all she’s going to love it so much but we’re going to make the last drop super mega awesome dangerous so let’s build all the way to the top grab some lava boyah and then let’s put it all on the bottom just like this so it has some danger and then put the blocks over it so um hopefully this doesn’t mess up and she doesn’t fall into the lava because uh that would hurt a lot and I don’t think any surgery can fixure like that but to finish it off let’s just make it normal and then make it go down super easy and boom perfect this roller coaster is going to be awesome so now all we have to do is put all the rails down just like like this all the way until we get to the other side and we’re not using normal rails we’re actually using powered rails because powered rails are so much faster and normal rails suck because they’re super slow and even though Lily’s hurt she does not want to have a boring ride she wants to have a lot of fun but we are almost to the end all we have left is this super duper tall drop above lava and then we go around the corner and boom we made it to the end oh yeah but now all we have to do do is add a lever next to all the rails so they’re powered and it makes it super duper fast and we have to do it to each and everyone because we don’t want any slow rails that would suck Lily would get bored so easily and Lily’s already hurting and if she was bored she would be double hurting and I’m not that rude come on but we now have every single rail powered so let’s test it out but there’s no actual toys to play with L’s going to get bored and cry but luckily I know just what to get her we’re going to build Lily a super giant cat cuz Lily’s favorite animals are cats cuz she’s a cat and even though I’m a dog and dogs hate cats I’ll build this for anyways cuz I feel so bad and we’re going to make this cat a white cat and we’re going to make him look super duper cute but since it’s going to be Lily’s cat let’s grab also some pink so we can make him a little bit pink and for his eyes we’re going to make it red and blue for me and Roxy that’s going to be awesome so now let’s start the build and we’re going to start off with this face cuz that’s probably the hardest thing to make so first let’s Place five blocks this way I think I’ve never built a c before dogs were supposed to hate them oh my yo but I guess it’s for Lily and now let’s Place one of the eye colors over here which is red and then one of the eye colors which is blue over here and grab some black Woolf for the black part of its eye and then make the middle white perfect now let’s make the top of his head just like that and we have to make it little cute nose just like this and give him his actual snout and oh my yo this actually came out looking really cute now let’s give him some little cute ears just like that and do it on both sides and oh my y he’s adorable I love him so much I mean wait a minute I don’t love him I’m a dog I don’t even like cats are super annoying and like they scratch you and stuff dogs are way better what did you just say oh goly heard me say that um nothing cats are gray you better say that oh gosh oh gosh we’re getting Lily mad oh no oh no let’s just keep building oh gosh oh I have to lie about this I guess cats are like okay since L’s a cat and she’s one of my best friends oh my y he’s so colorful and cute I love him so much yay Lily’s going to love this but now we need to make a way to actually get inside the cat because right now all he is is just a giant cat we can’t play with any toys inside of him and if you enjoyed this adventure and want to go on our next one click right here bye